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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 12, 2009 23:13:18 GMT -5
Luke: Well alright, but I'm thinking we're gonna have to stop somewhere to eat first. My fatass won't let me go for more than an hour without eating.
He leads her to the car and in a gentleman like fashion, opens the passenger door so she can get in. After getting in himself, he speeds out of the parking lot.
Luke: So where should we eat? I think I'm all whoppered out...so no Burger King for me today.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 13, 2009 1:00:31 GMT -5
Karsyn scrunches her face up nodding with him.
Karsyn - Ew yeah, I was angry after revisiting my angry whopper this morning, along with all the alcohol. It was not pretty.
Luke - So what shall we eat then?
Karsyn - Umm...I could go for something mild actually. What about Subway? They have the famous 5 dollar footlongs you know.
She giggles reliving the commercials in her head.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 13, 2009 1:17:50 GMT -5
Luke smirks putting a slight confused look on Karsyn's face.
Karsyn: What is it?
Luke: Nothing, I just love how I mock every other millionaire/billionaire out there. They all buy fancy clothes and eat at fancy gourmet restaraunts. Me? I go to subway because you can get a whole friggin meal for 5 bucks.
Karsyn: Well then that's just more money you can spend on other stuff.
Luke: Yeah because I usually waste a good million a day on random stuff.
Karsyn: Well I didn't mean......
Luke: I'm just kidding. Or how do you kids say it these days. J-K, L-O-L.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 13, 2009 1:35:30 GMT -5
Karsyn giggles a little bit having heard some of her friends use those very same terms.
Karsyn - Yes, sadly I know. But I-D-K, maybe we shouldn't go to Subway. O-M-G I just I-D-K where is my B-F-F Jill when I need her?
She giggles again.
Karsyn - I'm L-M-A-O! Sorry, I couldn't help it. But you do need to save your millions. How else would you buy all those fancy rakes?
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 13, 2009 1:40:04 GMT -5
Luke: That's how you know people have become lazy. When they can't even say proper sentences without having to shorten the terms. Their jaw is either tired, probably from sucking too much pen-is, or they are saving the energy for the food they're going to inhale later. Either way its quite sad.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 13, 2009 2:02:46 GMT -5
Karsyn - You are very right. It's annoying and just throws off an entire conversation.
Karsyn spots a Subway on the corner up ahead and she jolts up in her seat pointing out the window.
Karsyn - There!!! Subway!!!!
Luke - Excited?
Karsyn - I have the sudden urge for a white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie!
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 13, 2009 2:15:31 GMT -5
Luke raises an eyebrow.
Luke: So you want to go to subway just for a cookie?
Karsyn: Well no....
Luke: Well I'd hope not. If you were planning on only eating a cookie all day then you're crazy. Especially since I got some fine catering for tonights event.
Karsyn: Who?
Luke: Burger King.
Karsyn: How do you get Burger King to cater a big event? Besides, you just said you were whoppered out.
Luke: Well I have my ways, and thats cause I knew I'd be eating whoppers all night. Gotta have some variety for breakfast right? Afterall this is my breakfast....with the exception of the pepsi I had earlier.
He pulls into the subway and shuts off his car. Soon stepping out of it and of course opening the passenger door for Karsyn.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 13, 2009 2:57:48 GMT -5
They walk into Subway, and Karsyn stares up at the big wall menu trying to decide what to get. She didn't want to get her usual meatball because that would be too messy and not very lady like at all. But she also didn't think walking around with tuna breath would be a great idea either. Biting down on her bottom lip she was starting to think maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
Subway Lady - What can I get you Miss?
Karsyn - Um...can I please have a turkey on wheat please?
Subway Lady - 6 or 12 inch?
Karsyn - 6 will be fine thank you.
Karsyn begins to fidget about as she starts getting uncomfortable. Anything food related around people she wasn't ever good at, and always felt ackward. She tried to look up at Luke but couldn't manage, instead just scooted down the line a little bit so he could order next.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 13, 2009 3:10:34 GMT -5
Luke: Is that all your getting?
She shyly looks up at him and he just shakes his head.
Luke: Actually make that a footlong cause she's just too shy to order alot. As for me...I've gotta get the chicken teryiaki of course. That shit is deliciousness.
They get all ordered up and walk over to fill their drinks, Karsyn already taking a few bites of her cookie.
Karsyn: You didn't have to order me the footlong, I was fine with.....
He puts his finger on her mouth, shushing her before she can finish talking.
Luke: You're a growing girl....you need meat. Just not in the perverted way of course.....Yeah.....so what do you want to drink?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 13, 2009 3:14:39 GMT -5
Karsyn's face turns bright red as she softly mutters.
Karsyn - Cherry Coke please.
She takes another bite of her cookie, holding it with both hands like a little kid.
Karsyn - Thank you by the way.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 13, 2009 3:22:38 GMT -5
Luke: Well it's the least I can do. Afterall you have to put up with me for a whole carride. I hope you won't be needing your sanity for awhile.
They go to a booth and sit down and begin eating.
Luke: So why would you care to sit in a car with me for 2 hours instead of Kenzie anyways?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 13, 2009 3:32:24 GMT -5
Karsyn shrugs taking a drink from her soda.
Karsyn - I don't know. I guess part of it is because I still don't really know a whole lot of people around here and we had fun yesterday. At least I did. Besides, I love my sister, but you gotta have a break once in a while. I'm staying with her for a week while my apartments gets um.......
Her cheeks flood with color.
Karsyn - Gets um fumigated.....
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 13, 2009 4:30:33 GMT -5
Luke looks completely shocked at the comment. He actually seems pretty stunned by it.
Luke: Fumigated? Really? Do I not pay you enough to get a decent apartment that isn't infested with creatures? Do you want a raise? I can give you a raise. That's just horrible. My place is huge, you can always chill at my place when you get sick of Kenzie
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 13, 2009 5:49:53 GMT -5
Karsyn waves her hand in the air.
Karsyn - Oh heavens no. It's okay really. You pay me to do nothing. I mean honestly...I shouldn't even be on your payroll Luke. I don't wrestle, I don't manage, I just sit and hang out. I don't serve a purpose. So I am thankful for what you do pay me, which is plenty enough. I just at the time needed a place without letting either of my sisters know when I left Matt. It was the only place I could find and afford. I try to set some money aside so when you do realize you pay me to do nothing then I won't be completely broke.
She tries to laugh a little as she finishes her cookie.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 13, 2009 6:03:44 GMT -5
Luke nods.
Luke: Well that's not entirely true.
A shocked look appears on Karsyn's face as she starts to think he's had plans for her all along.
Karsyn: Wait...what do you mean?
Luke: Well it might seem like I pay you to do nothing but you serve a purpose other than getting us more hits on our site for valkyrie photo albums.
Karsyn: Um.....um.....like what?
Luke: Well lets say one of our employees gets injured.
Karsyn: But I can't wrestle! I'll get killed! You've seen how angry those girls are!
Luke: Calm down...I'm not talking about wrestling. I mean behind the scenes. A staff member gets injured or has to take a leave for family issues. You know, some of the guys that work the lights, or the guys that help with the catering. Who knows, Chastity may need to be replaced someday. That's where you come in. So right now your simply an idle employee who can someday be used as a great back up to fill someones shoes who had to take a quick leave of absense. So you may think you're doing nothing but you actually keep my stress level to a minimum because I know......or at least I hope I know, I can rely on you to help out when called upon.
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