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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 21, 2009 5:22:22 GMT -5
Aaron stood there scratching his head as she was trying to be all covert... It was really kind of funny considering he just followed her wherever she went. Her being his pet and all.. and her being on the leash... He was really concerned if she was going to stop somewhere and urinate on a tree.. Considering she technically is hunting down man meat as if it were a small little critter she was going to eat. Oh nelly...
Aaron/ "You know, I technically didn't see him... I get that he is.. Uber hawt and all... But I mean, I am here.. and I think I am a lot cooler than he is.. and technically maybe even more famous than him....."
Sky turned around and glared at him from a crouched position.. She was trying to be sneaky again.
Sky/ ".... Blasphemy."
Aaron gasped.. she giggled.. That's usually how this goes. Sky yanked him down with her and he grabbed a leaf and put it on his head to "blend in" .... He thought it was working.
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Post by twilight725 on Jan 21, 2009 5:29:39 GMT -5
Sky turned around and looked at Aaron with his little leaf. She giggled and blew it straight off his head. His eyes narrowed and she just covered her hand over her mouth and giggled before ruffiling his hair a little bit. She really thought about giving up the search...Aaron was just too entertaining.
Aaron-Excuse you...I was TRYING TO BLEND!!! Do you want my help or not?!
Sky-I suppose your just a liar...Hes really not here...oh well...Another day then...You seem to be pretty entertaining right now.
Sky picked up a pile of leaves and threw them up and made them fall all over Aaron. He shook them out and some of them landed on Sky...and oh lord...in her hair...She groaned all girly like.
Sky-See what you did?! Now there all in my hair makin it look funny.
Sky pouted at Aaron all cute and evil like. She didnt know why she did...she just felt like doing it...she realized she did it an awful lot anymore....
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 21, 2009 5:39:01 GMT -5
Of course she was going to be all girly, but he was going to make it worse. Aaron fell onto his back and yanked Sky down onto the ground, kind of tripping her off of her 4. She layed there on her back getting tickled.. But in the back of her mind getting irritated that she's probably going to have grass and such in her hair/clothes now. Aaron was on his knee's sitting up as he tickled her.
Aaron/ "Well now you're laying in the icky nature! Ewwww... Ewwww.. It's in my haiiirrrrrrrr.. Ewwwwwwww.. It's touching meeeeeee.. It's not like ONE LITTLE LEAF is going to make you look any less perfect than you are cause that's pretty impossible, see."
Sky punched him in the chest, but he shrugged it off and kept tickling and teasing her.
Sky/ "AARON I AM GOING TO BE A MESS-UH!"
Aaron made a pffffffft noise with his lips and yanked her up.. He dusted her off like a good little bitch and even picked all the leaves out of her hair.. He ran his fingers through a few times to make sure he got everything.. Soffffft.. Lucius... *purrrrrrr* yeah, you get it... But he did fix her like promised.
Aaron/ "LIKE WHOA! THAT TOOK TWO SECONDS AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DID 5 MINUTES AGO! OH SNAP!"
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Post by twilight725 on Jan 21, 2009 5:46:22 GMT -5
Sky giggled at Aaron...She couldnt help it...He was just being so....was cute really the word?....Sky didnt think so but it was soemthing along those lines. She got all grrr like though and tackled Aaron on the ground and began tickiling him and occasionally throwing a slap in there.
Sky-Your gonna get it now!!! For makin me all messy!!!! That was not nice!!
Aaron-OWW!! BUT I FIXED YOOOOOOOOU!!!
Sky giggled and let Aaron get up...he didnt make it fun when he did that...
Sky-Sometimes its nice to get a little messy. DUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEE!!! LETS GET MESSY!!!!!!
Sky jumped up and began running around in circles around Aaron...before you knew it Aaron was all tangled up in the leash and Sky couldnt run no more. She actually got yanked back and fell right in his lap...literally. She just giggled a little.
Sky-Oops....
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 21, 2009 5:54:34 GMT -5
Aaron was a little stunned.. He had that look on his face... Then for some reason he blushed a little. Followed by a slight cough. Yup, he got owned.
Aaron/ "Well, this sucks. You're on my lap and I can't even put my arms around you.. That is pretty fail, and I bet you did that on purpose to tease me and probably drive me more insane."
He scrunched up his nose and wiggled around a little trying to get out, he sighed and titled his head to the side.. Narrowing his eyes again and glanced over at her.
Aaron/ "You sly devil, you."
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Post by twilight725 on Jan 21, 2009 19:45:29 GMT -5
Sky smirked at Aaron and poked him right on his nose. So maybe she had every intention of wrapping him up and torturing him...It seemed like fun!
Sky-Awww you caught me..
Sky smiled and leaned back and put her head right under his face. HA! She knew she smelled good...Which was weird for her to think but she could drive Aaron more insane that was the freakin goal.
Sky-Does this help?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 22, 2009 1:36:22 GMT -5
Aaron breathes in deeply and grunts a little bit before resting his chin on the top of his head... He has a bit of a sad/disappointed look on his face.
Aaron/ "Nooooooooooooooooooooo."
What a tease.. Not that he didn't like it or anything, but seriously.. That is pretty evil. He sighs again and slightly tilts his head.. He kind tries to wiggle his arms free, but it isn't working to well.
Aaron/ "If you REALLY want me to go more insane, just throw Stitches on me... I'll remember just how fun it is AND NEVER STOP!"
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Post by twilight725 on Jan 22, 2009 1:40:08 GMT -5
Sky glared at him...He was bluffing...and he had made it sound kinad dirty...god she really had a sick fuckin mind. She wasnt buying it..She just leaned back and grabbed Aarons face...She turned it to the side and licked him.
Sky-Yea Yea Yea....Im having way too much fun though.
Aaron just stared at her blankly. Sky went to lick the other side of his face and he tried to wiggle free...didnt work...So she licked the other side of his face...haha...He was gonna be so mad...she really hoped he was bluffing about Stitches...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 22, 2009 1:48:36 GMT -5
Aaron actually did not seem to mind one bit.. Sky spit... Cool. However there was a dude with a lawnmower attempting cut the grass AND AMAGAWD ITS COMING STRAIGHT FOR US! K, but at a really slow speed none the less... Were they going to make this extremely over dramatic? Oh probably. Aarons eye's widened at the sight of the lawnmower being pointed directly at them as it neared. Sky was sitting on his lap still and it was starting to make him uneasy. He wiggled around a little bit to break free, but she was too comfy.
Aaron/ "Errr! ERRR! WE'RE GONNA DIE IF YOU DON'T GET OFF ME!!!!"
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Post by twilight725 on Jan 22, 2009 1:54:16 GMT -5
Sky started feeling incredible uncomfortable he kept moving so much...She looked in the direction and saw the mower coming slowly towards them her eyes got big and she jumped up and started running the opposite way to untangle Aaron...He quickly jumped up and they ran out of the grass and onto the sidewalk.
Sky-Geez that was fuckin close! Next time dont give me a heart attack...
Of course the lawnmower wasnt as close as Sky made it seem to be...oh the overdramaticness of it. Sky just pouted and stamped her foot....yes she actually stamped her foot. She began yelling at the mower.
Sky-THANKS-A-FUCKIN-LOT YOU JACKBAG!!! I WAS SOOOOO COMFORTABLE!!! YOUR LUCKY I DONT BEAT YOUR ASS!!!
The old man pushing the mower looked up and suprisingly he actually heard what she said...He looked scared to death Sky just smiled.
Sky-OH NOT YOU!! JUST THAT EVIL THING YOU ARE PUSHING!!
The old man just gave her a funny look and shook his head his was muttering something probably some bad thing about the new generation and kids and blah blah blah.
Sky-I was Sooooooo comfortable...and I was having soooo uch fun teasing you!! Fuckin homosexual lawnmower!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 22, 2009 2:10:11 GMT -5
Aaron gasped.
Aaron/ "THE LAWNMOWER TOLD YOU IT WAS HOMOSEXUAL!? FUUUUUCKIN DAMNIT!"
Sky said something extremely sarcastic... But Aaron was to busy running back up the hill and at the bright red lawn mower and the man pushing it... Aaron dove around and leaped straight over it. Landing not two feet in front.
Aaron/ "STOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!"
The man screetched to a hault.. Heart pounding, scared to death he was going to run over Aarons nosey.
Aaron/ "ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL!?"
Old Man/ "EXCUSE ME!? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY! DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR ASS, SON! I HAVE A JOB TO DO AND I WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH YOU!"
Aaron/ "WHATTTTT!?"
Old Man/ "I WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH YOU!"
Aaron/ "YOU WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH!? YOU PENETRATE YOUR LAWN MOWER!?!?! YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL WITH YOUR LAWN MOWER! THAT IS IT! I AM SAVING THIS GRASS FROM EXECUTION!"
Aaron then flopped over onto his back and spread his arms and legs out.... He was refusing to move and was damn determined he was going to save this last patch of grass.
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Post by twilight725 on Jan 22, 2009 2:20:15 GMT -5
The old man continued to yell at Aaron to get off the grass or he was going to run him over...Aaron was determined to save the grass so he kept yelling back. Sky rolled her eyes...She didnt know what to do...though she was sure the old man wasnt fuckin playin around...Yet Aaron was a persistant mother fucker. Sky looked around..She figured she could save 2 birds with one stone. She founda shovel adn walked up to where Aaron and the man were.
Sky-Aaron come on get up!
Aaron-HE PENETRATES HIS LAWNMOWER!!! THIS GRASS MUST BE SAVED!!
Sky-I dont care hes going to kill you...and I like you just the way you are...I dont want you to be a REAL bloody mess. Please?
Aaron-NOOOOO!
Sky-Sir I know you have a job to do and all...but his life is more important to me then your job...hes a bastard but he keeps me entertained.
Man-I dont give a damn make his ass get up!
Sky-He wont get up...Trust me...He wont.
Man-Then I have no choice but to run his ass over.
Sky-Your gonna regret that!
Sky growled...yes she growled...She took the shovel in her hand and began beating the fuck out of the lawnmower. Basically until it quit working.
Man-What the hell did you do?!
Sky-Saved his and the grasses life. Now run along...And you wont get fired cause some crazy lady beat the fuck out of your lawnmower. Im sure it will be all prepared for penetration in a few days.
The man came up and grabbed the shovel out of Skys hand. Sky just gulped.
Man-You dont know how close I am to hitting you missy with this shovel...back in my day you would have been punished.
Sky double gulped..She looked uneasily at the ground at Aaron...what the fuck?! Was he more concerned with saving that grass...SHe was about to get beat with a shovel...Oh this was lovely...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 22, 2009 2:42:59 GMT -5
Aarons eyes narrowed.. He still wasn't moving. Sky was about to maybe get clanked with a shovel... She thought he wasn't doing anything, but she was very wrong.. Very wrong indeed.
Aaron Masters/ "Sir! YOU DO NOT... I REPEAT DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT!"
Old Man Mctardy/ "No, you little bastards need to learn your lesson! I'm done with you hooligans and your shenanigans!"
There was that word again.
Aaron Masters/ "Sir, believe me, if you disfigure her face with that shovel or harm a hair on her head....."
Old Man Mctardy/ "Or you'll what!? WHAT!?"
Aaron got really quiet.. a cocky/sly smirk on his face suddenly. He laid in the grass... Still and very calm with his limbs spread still.
Aaron Masters/ "Sir, do you have any idea what a shovel tuck is!?"
Old Man Mctardy/ "A shovel tuck?"
Aaron Masters/ "Basically sir.. IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER I WILL SHOVELTUCK YOUR HEAD INTO YOUR ASS!"
Old Man Mctardy/ "I'd like to see you try, whipper snapper!"
Aaron popped up to his feet just at that. Aaron grabbed the shovel and spun the man around so that Aaron was to his back.. He pushed him down so he was bent over just then, before reaching down and flipping him over onto his neck into a pancaked like position. His legs were almost over his head in a basket. Aaron set the the shovel on the joints of his legs where they bend and spun around to sit down on the shovel. The poor guy was trapped.. And technically his face was in Aarons ass...
Aaron/ "YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SHOVEL TUCKED! AND I AM SITTING ON YOUR HEAD..... BITCH! .... Yes I stole an old Tweeks line... But, I think I improved it, thank you very much."
Aaron stuck his tongue out at Sky.. As Aaron sat on the shovel, preventing the guy from actually getting up.. Oh yes, he was cussing a lot.. But Aaron didn't care.. That was his first Shoveltuck victim.
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Post by twilight725 on Jan 22, 2009 2:50:32 GMT -5
Sky grinned at Aaron...gee she hated to admit it but that actually was fuckin hot!....Err I mean fuckin great!! But sky was bored with the park..Plus she was pretty sure that the comotion they had caused...Her and Aaron probably had a warrant out for their arrest with all the mischief they were causing. Sky grabbed Aaron and yanked him. She kicked the old man a good hard kick before she took off and out of the park. Of course Aaron was behind her.
Sky-Maybe we should get inside...I thik its too dangerous to be out on the streets...Im sure the cops are just dying to arrest us. I dont want a crimial record!!!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 22, 2009 2:56:53 GMT -5
Aaron whined a little and stumbled around like a little kid as she dragged him down the street.. They probably almost should have ran because the cops were pretty good at finding people.. and it's not really like they blended in with the crowd... At all.. That was almost impossible for these two.
Aaron/ "Damnnnnnnnittttt, where are we goingggggg? Where are you draggggggging meeeeeeeee.. are we there yetttttttt?"
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