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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:00:04 GMT -5
—A young blonde girl is sitting on a large couch alone in a locker room. The door to the room wide open. Women’s champion MaKenna and her boyfriend Mofo Steve Bradley walk past the room. The girls eyes widen as she gets up and peaks out the door and down the hall in the direction MaKenna and Mofo just went. She giggles quietly to herself. Then quietly walks out of the room. She starts running in a full sprint towards the couple. As she reaches them she jumps onto Mofo’s back. Wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, like a little kid to their parent when they want a ride. ---
Mofo - WHAT THE FUCK!?
Girl - (jumping down and giggling as MaKenna and Mofo both turn around and look at her. She stop giggling and gasps sarcastically) Ummmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!! I’m gonna tell on you! You said the (she whispers) ‘F’ word! (She giggles again) Ya know Steve, you really shouldn’t say fuck to me when my sister is around. You wouldn’t want her to know ya know. (She winks at him as she laughs)
MaKenna - Kenzie what on Earth are you doing here?
Kenzie - (she bounces around and stands in front of the direction Mofo and MaKenna were going. Her long blonde and pink hair pulled up in pig tails. The little white shirt she is wearing is tied up under her breasts, barely keeping them in and revealing her stomach. Her little red plaid school girl skirt just barely qualifies as a skirt. She puts her hands on her hips and looks proud.) I’s got me a job. Here! Isn’t that awesome!
MaKenna - (surprised) Wow Kenz, that’s great I’m really happy for you.
Mofo - God Kenzie it’s been a long ass time. How’ve you been?
Kenzie - (smiling) Good. You didn’t recognize me did ya? But then again you didn’t recognize Mak either. Hmm, I guess that’s what happens when these (grabbing her boobs) come in. (She giggles again) Well I saw you guys walking by and I just wanted to say hi. We should get together and get dinner or something some time okay!
MaKenna - Yeah sure Kenz that’d be great. (She smiles) I’ll see you soon ok?
Kenzie - (moving out of their way and waving) Okay bye!
—MaKenna and Mofo continue down the hallway. Kenzie giggles softly again as she reaches behind her back and pulls a small squirt gun out from the back of her waist band. She lifts it up, aiming at Mofo and fires, squirting Mofo in the back several times. He shouts various swear words as he and MaKenna turn around and look at MaKenzie.---
Kenzie - (laughing) I couldn’t help it! (She lifts the squirt gun up and shoots it in her mouth a few times) Hehehe mmmmm, yummy!
MaKenna - What’s in that squirt gun Kenzie?
Kenzie - (sticking her tongue out) I’m not telling.
MaKenna - MaKenzie!
Kenzie - (crossing her arms over her chest like a child) Nope. Not telling and you can’t make me!
MaKenna - Jesus Christ MaKenzie just how old are you!?
Kenzie - I’m 19 but that isn’t the point! I’m a big girl and don’t have to tell you anything.
Mofo - That better have just been water in that gun Kenzie.
Kenzie - (she giggles) Nope, not water! (She pauses and smiles) Bye!!!!!
—MaKenzie turns quickly and runs back down the hall the way she came. She gets back into her locker room and shuts the door quickly. Bending over putting her hands on her knees she catches her breath. As Kenzie stands up she tucks the squirt gun in the front waist band of her skirt and notices she isn’t alone in the locker room. She looks curiously at the man standing nervously in the center of the room holding a microphone. ---
Kenzie - Who are you?
Kevin - I’m Kevin Kelly. I wanted to.....
Kenzie - Your name is Kelly? (She starts laughing hysterically as she falls back on the couch) That’s a girls name! (She continues laughing) Are you a girl?
Kevin - No, my last name is Kel......
Kenzie - (laughing) You must be a girl! (Still laughing she starts to calm down) Oh God, that was funny. (She sighs) Alright, so Miss. What can I do for you?
Kevin - It’s Kevin. And I was hoping for you to tell us a little about yourself and why you are here in the WWEA.
Kenzie - (she frowns) Miss Kelly that’s boring! I KNOW! (She jumps up and runs over to her bag, grabbing it she runs into the bathroom. She reemerges soon after, she is now in a short pair of Daisy Duke style cut off shorts, the white shirt remains, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat. Resting on her hips is a duel holster, with obviously 2 squirt guns inside.) We’re going to duel! Ready! (She turns her back to him and puts her hands on the squirt guns.) Ready..........Set............FIRE ! (She turns quickly pulling the guns out and repeatedly squirting Kevin Kelly all over. The liquid in the guns is not the same as what she shot Mofo with earlier.....at least one of them isn’t. One is full of some red liquid. The liquid has stained his shirt and he runs out of the room as Kenzie continues to fire. Once he’s gone she stops and puts the guns back) Haha, he bled much more than I thought. (She giggles again) Oh well, I guess I win! Go me!!!!!! Hmmm, what to do now?
—MaKenzie stands there in the locker room trying to think of what she should do now.---
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:00:46 GMT -5
The scene cuts to Tweeks, Aaron and Acid standing outside the room leaned up agaisnt the wall. Kevin Kelly comes running out of the room and slams the door behind him. Aaron grabs him and pushes him up agaisnt the wall still hugging it with his back. So basically Aaron reached over with his left hand and grabbed Kevin by the collar of his shirt and brought him up agaisnt the wall too. They're wearing camo and Army gear. They got masks on expect for Aaron. Aarons holding a capgun that looks nearly like a real handgun and a fake knife. Tweeks and Acid have pellet rifles that are loaded. Aaron stands on one side of the door where the doornob is while Tweeks and Acid are leaned up agaisnt the other wall on the oposite end of the door where the hinges are. Aaron makes some hand signals to Tweeks and Acid. Pointing to his eyes and then to the door. He turns his palm down so the top of his hand is facing up. He does this little walking thing with his two fingers and then makes it look like he's kicking. Acid and Tweeks nod as Aaron grabs his gun and stands infront of the door. He kicks it open. It flings and nails the wall making a huge banging noise. Aaron runs inside the room with his gun pointing ahead of him. Acid and Tweeks enter the room with their pelletguns. They look almost professional while doing this.
Tweeks/ "Operation terminate the fake titty sister in progress!"
Aaron runs and dives and tackles Makenzie to the ground and turns her over onto her back and ties her up using a rope. Acid is over her holding the pelletgun at her. Before long she is all tied up. Aaron grabs his walkie talkie and holds down the talk button... It makes a *Phhhhhssshh* noise.
Aaron/ "*Phhhsssshhhh* This is Funkey Monkey here... We have Fake Titty Sister in costudy over... *Phhhssshhhhh*"
Tweeks/ "*Phhhsshhhh* Roger that Funkey Monkey... Drunken Midget what is you're status... over*Phhsshhhh*"
Acid/ "*Phhhsshhhh* Ready to kick some ass Loony Goony... Over... *Phhssshhh*"
Aaron/ "*Phhhssshhhhh* Commencing the interogation of Fake Titty Sister now... over.. *phssshhh*"
Acid/ "*Phhhsssshhh* Roger that... over *Phsssssshhhhh*"
Aaron rolls Makenzie over on her back. She has a dazed look on her face and isnt saying anything at the moment because shes in shock. Acid, Tweeks and Aaron suddenly turn their attention to Kevin Kelly who is standing in the doorway laughing almost because he sort of got his revenge just by seeing what happened. Tweeks, Aaron and Acid point their guns at Kevin.
Acid/ "Fire!"
Tweeks and Acid start firing there guns pelting Kevin with pellet rounds. Kevin holds his chest and whatever else they shot and runs away screaming in pain. They all turn their attention back to Makenzie. Aaron drops one knee and holds his fake knife to her throat.
Aaron/ "Spill the beans fucker!"
Makenzie/ "What?!"
Aaron/ "Don't play stupid with me! You know what I am talking about!"
Makenzie/ "What?!"
Aaron/ "Ugh! The diamonds that are supposidly forever! What does it mean!?"
Makenzie/ "What are you talking about!?"
Aaron/ "Don't play stupid with me! We already know your game! Those supposed "Diamonds" Is crack! You and You're sister stuffed crack in ur titties and have been smuggling drugs across the boarder for years!"
Acid/ "Sick Basterds!"
Aaron/ "So tell me Makenzie! How long did you and you're sister expect to pull this off!? Huh!? Think the Psyche Ward wouldn't catch on to your little scheme?! You crack whores!"
Makenzie/ " I don't know what you are talking about!"
Aaron/ "Loony Goony!! Operation feel for the diamond!"
Tweeks nods and runs over and gets on his knee's and feels around Makenzies titties.
Tweeks/ "There is definatly something obscure about this. We're gonna have to open her up and find out what shes stuffin in there!"
Aaron/ "Don't fool yourself, Loony Goony! She stuffed her titties with crack! She's a smuggler! and must be distroyed!
Makenzie has a petrified look on her face. And isnt saying anything at the moment. Shes in complete shock. Suddenly she starts screaming. Aaron, Acid and Tweeks grab their ears.
Aaron/ "Ahhh! Its some kind of secondary defence!"
Tweeks/ "Ahhhh! My eyeballs are melting!"
Acid/ "My head is gonna explode! Ahhh!"
Aaron/ "Run for your lives men! And dont stop running until we're free from this retchid demons wrath! RUN MEN! RUN!!! RUNNNNNNNNNN!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!"
They book it off down the halls leaving their guns behind. Mackenzie continues to scream as they run off down the hallways screaming also holding their ears.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:01:13 GMT -5
—MaKenzie stops screaming once she hears Aaron, Acid, and Tweeks taking off down the hallway. MaKenzie listens for a minute and once the coast is all clear she stands up and pulls the rope off of her. ---
Kenzie - Silly boys don’t even know how to tie a girl up.
---She frowns, and then she notices that they left their guns on the floor near where she is standing. She starts to giggle as she picks them up and her squirt guns that she dropped. Grinning she puts the guns in her bag after she pulls out some clothes. Zipping up her bag, she walks over to the locker room door and locks it. Then quickly goes into the bathroom. Moments later she reemerges wearing a black tank top and black pants. She grabs her black boots and slips them on and laces them up. She again digs in her bag and pulls out a black ski mask. Taking her pig tails out, MaKenzie combs through her hair with her fingers and then pulls it up into a pony tail and stuffs it into the back of the mask as she pulls it onto her head. She leaves it rolled up out of her face as she collects the guns from her bag. She checks to make sure there is still amo in their guns. Smiling to herself as there is still plenty, she tucks her squirt gun and one of the other guns into her waist band. MaKenzie walks over to the door and presses her ear up against it. Hearing nothing she unlocks and opens the door just enough to peak out. Seeing that the coast is clear, she pulls the mask fully down over her face and walks out of her locker room. With two of the guns raised in her hands she moves down the hallway as if she came out of a Die Hard movie. Finally she is standing in front of the Psyche Wards locker room. She moves against the wall near the door and listens. She hears the voices of Aaron, Acid, and Tweeks inside. Moving to the wall opposite the door, she pauses. Then quickly moves towards the locker room door and kicks the door in. The door flies open and the three men sitting look surprised as MaKenzie walks in aiming the guns at them.---
Kenzie - Get ready to die bitches! (She starts laughing as she fires the guns, pelting all three members. They run around the room trying to get out of the line of fire. One of the guns empties and Kenzie reaches into her waist band and pulls out the other one and starts firing. When all three guns are empty she drops them on the floor and pulls the mask off.) You know it’s really sad that three grown men such as yourselves don’t know how to properly tie a woman up. I mean that is just sad. (She cocks her head to one side smiling) Has to really put a damper in your sex lives huh? (Noticing on the floor one of them dropped a lighter. A evil grin crosses her face as she snatches it up.) By the way, the answer to your little question about the diamonds.....(she pulls her squirt gun out of her waist band and throws it on the floor watching it break and the liquid inside spilling onto the floor) your just jealous that I can smuggle crack across the border.
—The three guys start to get up and move towards her, after all she did disturb their tv watching and drinking.---
Kenzie - (standing her ground, still smiling) Just so you know. I’m nothing like my sister. (She starts laughing as she flicks the lighter and tosses it into the same spot as the squirt gun. The liquid that spilled onto the floor bursts into flame as the lighter hits it. The three guys step back, definitely not expecting that.) Haha, fire is awesome! (She starts backing out of their locker room.) While you boys put that fire out, I think I might just go and find me a good liquor store. You guys know of any? Oh right sorry, you’re kind of occupied. (She giggles as she starts back down the hallway. A backstage crew member comes rushing over to the locker room.)
Crew Guy - Hang on, I’ll go get a fire extinguisher! (He turns but runs right into the raised knee of MaKenzie.) Oof.
Kenzie - (grabbing the guy who is now doubled over, she drags him closer to the fire as he starts shouting that it’s hot) Well duh dude, it’s fire. (She rolls her eyes and kicks him as he falls to the floor.) Hehe, that was a lot of fun. We’ll have to do it again some time guys.
---She turns and smiles as she runs out of the locker room towards the parking lot.---
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:01:30 GMT -5
Tweeks and Acid look over at Aaron.
Tweeks/ "Dude... You are never tieing anyone up ever again."
Aaron sighs and puts his hands over the fire as it starts to dye away because of the lanolium...
Tweeks/ "So much for that fire..."
Aaron/ "Yeah... to bad its not a carpet... then we would have a real fire going..."
Suddenly the fire alarm goes off and the sprinklers kick on.
Acid/ "We didnt do the fucking rain dance!"
Aaron/ "Wow three times in the same week we have caused the smoke alarm to go off one way or the other... *sigh*"
The fire dies out as Aaron sticks his nose up in the air and feels the raindrops on his face.
Aaron/ "I feel so pretty! and witty!"
Acid/ "Shut up!"
Aaron pouts as Acid pulls out a daniels and takes a drink of it.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:01:52 GMT -5
MaKenzie is outside the arena walking down the street. She sees a liquor store and smiles to herself. Crossing the street, she sees inside that it’s pretty empty. The only person there is the man behind the counter reading a magazine. He looks to be about in his late 20's to early 30's. MaKenzie pulls the mask down over her face again and giggles. She reaches behind her back and pulls another squirt gun from her waist band. This one, unlike the other, could pass off as a real gun. As long as you don’t look close enough. She pauses outside the door and looks up at the ceiling checking for surveillance. Noticing only 1 camera that sits in the corner pointed at the register. Looking closer she sees that the red power light isn’t on. Curious, she stretches a bit and looks in the window. Behind the counter she sees the surveillance monitor and the VCR. The monitor and the VCR aren’t even plugged in. The guy has a large stereo plugged into the wall outlet instead. MaKenzie laughs to herself. She tucks the squirt gun in the waist band of her pants and walks into the store. The bell above the door chimes and the guy doesn’t even bother to look up. You can hear him sigh heavily as he obviously doesn’t want to be torn from his magazine. MaKenzie makes her way quietly to the back of the store where she grabs a few different bottles, Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Jim Beam, and a bottle of Absolute Vodka. She carries them up to the counter and sets them in front of the guy. He looks up and sees her aiming the squirt gun at him. His face goes pale as he reaches for the register to open it.---
Kenzie - (disguising her voice) Don’t bother. Bag that and there won’t be a problem.
—The guys puts the bottles in a bag and slides it across the counter to MaKenzie. She grabs the bag with her other hand, keeping the gun pointed at the guy. She reaches the door and pushes it open with her hip.---
Kenzie - (still in her disguised voice) That was fun, we should do it again sometime.
—MaKenzie then shoots her squirt gun at the guy who flinches as he sees her pull the trigger. She laughs as she walks out of the store and back across the street. She looks back at the store and sees the guy behind the counter’s face turn red from embarrassment. He wipes his shirt off and pauses for a minute. He scratches his head, then goes back to his magazine. MaKenzie pulls the mask off and shoves it in the bag. She walks back into the arena and back to her locker room. Putting the bag down on the table she grabs the notepad and the pen and writes a note. ‘That was fun, we should do it again sometime boys. Enjoy. - Kenzie’ She pulls the bottle of vodka out and the mask and puts them on the table. Then reaching in her purse which is laying on the table near by, she pulls out a couple packs of cigarettes and drops them in the bag. She rolls the top of the bag closed and tapes the note to it. Kenzie opens up the bottle of vodka and takes a big drink of it. Wiping her mouth she grabs the bag and walks down the hallway to the Psyche Ward locker room. This time politely she knocks on the door. Aaron opens the door. MaKenzie looks at him as she cocks her head to the side seeing as he is rather wet. She notices the sprinklers in the room dripping and smiles to herself.---
Kenzie - (handing him the bag) Here. I got you boys a present. (Aaron just looks at her) I promise it is not a bag of dog poop or anything like that. It really is a present and a good present too I promise you will like it. And I don’t mean that in a sarcastic tone either. I did good! (Aaron hesitates but then takes the bag, she smiles at him.) Have fun, try not to ya know waste it all at one time. (She then sees Acid holding a bottle of Jack and she sighs) Okay, looks like that part will be a little to much to ask. Anyway have fun boys.
—Kenzie pats Aaron on the cheek as she smiles and walks away back towards her locker room.---
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:02:08 GMT -5
/Hello Doctor!\
Tweeks grins as he runs out of the door quickly pushing past Aaron who almost drops the bag of alcohol. He tackles MaKenzie to the floor as her crack boobs are now smooshed to the concrete. He quicklys puts fuzzy teal handcuffs on here and smirks and then giggles a little bit and grabs her by the hair pulls her head up some and then turns so he's looking at her some. She's giving him an awkward look, but not scared and Tweeks wasn't looking for scared anyways.
Tweeks/ You know tying people up was never my style. I guess it was never Aaron's either. I have always been more of a handcuff boy and nothing will change that. You are right though, Aaron should never be allowed to tie anyone up every again. He dropped out of boy scouts...well of course after he got molested by the scout master a few times. But he never got far enough to where they showed him how to properly tie a knot.
Tweeks grins and kisses here on the temple all sloppy like.
Tweeks/ Thanks for the presents doll...but I'm not much of a drinker and neither is Aaron. It's just more of a Acid thing. I think you are plotting...you are plotting on getting him so drunkard that he can't even walk and then we can poke him with sticks...I like your plan. So Big Boobs McGee...I welcome you to the WWEA, shithole capital of the wrestling world.
Tweeks stands up dragging her up by the handcuffs. She turns around quickly and he grins at her behind his twisted little eyeliner filled eyes. He slaps her cheek a little bit.
Tweeks/ There's your welcoming present back...FUZZY HANDCUFFS FUN!
MaKenzie suddenly brings her hands infront of her as she has the handcuffs hanging from her pointer finger. Tweeks gives her a funny look and then a little smile.
Tweeks/ Fiesty Big Boobs McGee...that's good...you'll be more entertaining then your sister then...but I warn you...if I find out that you have probes coming out of your crack boobies too...don't think I will not go Will Smith on your ass. ALIEN BOOBIES SHALL DIE! MUWAHAHA!
Tweeks smirks at her and pats her on the head and runs back into the Psyche Ward locker room slamming the door behind him.
TBCB Whoever
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:02:24 GMT -5
---MaKenzie watches as Tweeks slams the door. She smiles as she wipes off the slobber from her temple.---
Kenzie - (still smiling) Hehe, those boys are fun. (she looks at the fuzzy cuffs and her smile widens as she turns and heads back to her locker room) Oh yeah, lots of fun. Perfect present too. Gotta love fuzzy cuffs. (she gets back to her locker room, grabs her cell phone and sits down. She sighs.) Ug, I suppose I'd better call my sister. (she rolls her eyes) Hmm, I'd rather have some more fun. (she taps her phone) Hmm, what to do what to do. Call the sister who's going to yell and scream at me. Or find some more trouble.....I mean fun.
---A evil grin crosses MaKenzie's face as she drops her cell phone on the couch and runs out the door. ---
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:02:43 GMT -5
:::Tweeks walks back in to see Acid downing MaKenzie's gift to the crew, He is wearing a blond wig and has two rolls of toilet paper stuffed in his shirt on his chest. He finishes the bottle:: Acid: TWEEEEEEEEKS!! LOOK AT MY TEETEES!!! :::Tweeks and Aaron both laugh as Acid begins to talk in a girlish voice::: Acid: Mmmm, like, I don't know where, like where SlowMo is, like, who can I fuck for money? Like, OH MEH GAWD!!! :::Aaron claps and points to Acid:: Aaron: MaKENNA! :::Acid opens his mouth wide, hops up and down clapping his hands rapidly::: Acid: LIKE OH MEH GAWD! YOUR RIGHT! :::He runs over to Aaron, hops on the side of the couch and dry humps the side of his head. All of them are laughing as Aaron tries shoving Acid away from him. His fake boobs fell to the floor as he jumps of, tossing the wig into Tweeks grining face who in turn tosses it back::: Tweeks: Whatcha think of that MaKenzie girl? Acid: Huge boobies Aaron: Nice boobies Acid: Excellent boobies Aaron: Yummy boobies Acid/Aaron: BOOBIES!!!!! :::They all laugh again:: Tweeks: I think we can have alot of fun with her. :::Acid nods and downs another bottle of Jack with coke::: Aaron: Gee Brain, What Are We Gonna Tonight? :::Acid cuts in:::: Acid: The same thing we do every night Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER EDDIE'S MOM! Tweeks: HAHA! :::Acid falls over as he is downing his bottle, Tweeks and Aaron point and laugh::: tbc by anyone
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:03:18 GMT -5
--MaKenzie runs back into her locker room. Grabs her bottle of Vodka and takes a swig of it. Before putting it back down on the table. She then darts back out of the locker room. She once again, kicks in the door to the Psyche Wards locker room. Kenzie grabs the bottle that Acid has on the floor with him. She wipes the mouth piece off with her shirt and takes a drink and hands it back to him.---
Kenzie - (crossing her arms under her chest looking around) My God are you really that bad of a drunk that you can't even stand up in your own locker room!? Damn, (she cocks her hip to one side) I thought you guys would be fun. Well, obviously not when your layin on the floor seeing more stars than Mickey Mouse after he's sucked off Donald Duck! Jesus! I thought you guys would be fun, the guys to go to. OBVIOUSLY I was mistaken. (she rolls her eyes and looks at them all rather disappointed.) GOD! Now I guess I have to suffer and deal with my god damn sister and her damn boyfriend. I was really hoping to find some trouble. But you three OBVIOUSLY aren't the ones to go to for that. (She heads towards the door then stop leaning up against the door way) So boys, ya think you can pick yourselves up long enough to go find us some trouble? I mean fun?
---MaKenzie raises her eyebrow as she looks at Aaron, Acid, and Tweeks.---
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:03:40 GMT -5
/Hello Doctor!\
Acid raises his arm into the air as he leans up on his elbows off the floor.
Acid/ BOOBIES!...hey where'd my bottle go?
Acid begins to look around crawling on all fours. Aaron and Tweeks look at one another with a smile, either amused by Acid's actions at the moment or having brilliant ideas. We are going to assume it's the first one...cause when has Aaron and Tweeks ever had brilliant ideas? Tweeks looks over at MaKenzie as he puts on the blonde wig and smiles.
Tweeks/ Taking it that our little druggy man is drunk off his ass and it's amusing as all fuck when he tries to do anything when he's drunk off his ass. And taking that me and Aaron are getting pretty bored with this sitting around and watching drunk man do his best impersonations of your alien probed sister. Why don't we go for a little stroll...maybe one to your sisters locker room or even better. Why don't we go off to...her boyfriends locker room.
Tweeks gets a little childish grin as he looks back at Aaron who has the same look. They both look at MaKenzie and she grows a little smile.
Tweeks/ You don't know him very well...but the man whoas all the ladies with his small penis party he has going on. The only thing that's big in his arsenal is the "Mofo" bat he carries around, probably the only thing that will satisfy your alien sister anyways. So lets go! Grab the drunk fucker towel boy!
Aaron sighs and picks up Acid who grins at him and starts to make out with his cheek. Aaron pushes him off some and keeps carrying him.
Aaron/ I'm not cleaning up his puke when he finally hurls!
Tweeks/ You're a towel boy...that's what you do!
All four of them walk out of the Psyche Ward locker room.
TBCB Whoever, Left It Pretty Open...Like Makenna's Legs...OHHHH!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:04:08 GMT -5
---MaKenzie follows after Tweeks, who's looking rather fashionable in the blonde wig. They walk down the hall and MaKenzie stops for a second infront of her sister's locker room. Tweeks turns around after he realizes she isn't following anymore and walks over to her. She looks up at him with her eyebrow arched and grinning from ear to ear.---
Tweeks - What?
Kenzie - (she giggles quietly) Shh!! (She presses her ear up to the door) Hmm it's awful quiet in there. (she puts her hand on the door knob and tries to turn it quietly, but it's locked. She gets a horrified look on her face and jumps back from the door.) EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
---Tweeks and Aaron look at her strangely as she is waving her hand in the air. Acid's a bit to drunk to even notice what's going on. She pulls her squirt gun out of her waist band and squirts her hand repeatedly with it. Kenzie then looks around for something to wipe it off with. Smiling, she walks over to Aaron and Acid and wipes her hand on Acid's shirt. Then takes her squirt gun and shoots it in her mouth a couple times. Before putting it back in her waist band, next to the fuzzy cuffs she got from Tweeks earlier. ---
Kenzie - (looking at Tweeks and Aaron to explain her actions) My sister only locks a door for one thing and one thing only........sex. Which means I just had my sisters sex germs on my hand from that door knob! THAT'S GROSS!
Tweeks - So you wiped the sex germ hand off on Acid's shirt? (he laughs)
Kenzie - (nodding and smiling) He won't even notice, I disinfected with vodka first. (she grins and proceeds down the hallway) At least now we know Stevie Wevie's locker room is empty.
---She opens up the door to his locker room and walks in. Suddenly she stops dead in her tracks. Holding her arms out to her sides she gasps as Tweeks and Aaron and Acid all run into her.---
Aaron - (dropping Acid) FUCK! (the shrugs and looks over Kenzie's shoulder)
Tweeks - What?
Kenzie - It's........THE bat. (she puts her arms down) It's just sitting there germing up that couch. How sad. It's kinda yucky too. (she pauses for a second, tapping her finger on her chin) Hmmm....
Tweeks - 'Hmmm' what?
Kenzie - If the bat is in here, and my sister and Stevie Wevie are in there............what's he using?!
---That thought brings chills to Kenzie as she shivers and looks around at Mofo's locker room.---
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:04:25 GMT -5
/Hello Doctor!\
Tweeks looks around in the locker room rather disgusted like. He got thoughts of when him and Kristen snuck into Makenna's locker room that one day and he shuttered.
Tweeks/ I don't think I even want to be in here...I'm afraid to touch anything...I need both of my hands for various reasons and if I touch something I have the feeling that I am going to lose one or both of them...which is not cool.
MaKenzie/ Well wear gloves...
Tweeks grins and digs into his back pockets pulling out rubber gloves and pulling them over his hands.
MaKenzie/ You carry rubber gloves around with you?
Tweeks grins a little bit.
Tweeks/ Of course...you never know when you are going to be forced to check a fellow mans prostate gland...durrrrr!
He snaps the final glove on and he grabs the "Mofo" bat. He drops the bat suddenly.
Tweeks/ AHHHH! IT BURNS!
He just grins as he picks up the bat goes into the bathroom. He swings away at the toilet and a big chunk of it flies off. All three look in the bathroom as Aaron drops Acid onto the couch and he curls up to a wad of clothes. MaKenzie looks at Acid in disgust.
MaKenzie/ You do realize...that you are cuddling up to a jock strap and sweaty, sex clothes right?
Acid looks at the shit he is laying on in a drunken daze and doesn't even care and plops his head back onto them. Aaron meets Tweeks in the bathroom and the two are grinning. Tweeks grabs a hold of Aaron's hand and steps out of the doorway to the bathroom.
Tweeks/ Throw me into the shower!
Aaron/ With pleasure!
Aaron rips Tweeks forward fast and Tweeks leaps through the air, smashing through the shower glass door. He thuds against the shower wall and falls down right near the drain. Aaron is laughing his ass off as Tweeks drops the baseball bat on the floor bleeding from his right arm and giggling a little bit.
Tweeks/ Wow...I didn't think I was going to get that big of a rush there.
Aaron grabs a hold of the baseball bat now and begins to smash away at the toilet and soon there is water spraying out of the busted up toilet. And suddenly right out of the water pipes little balloons come shooting out and landing on the floor. Tweeks, Aaron, and MaKenzie all look at the little balloons weird like and soon realize what they are.
Tweeks/ AH CONDOMS! AH USED CONDOMS!
Tweeks gets up quickly and runs out of the bathroom and the locker room soon followed by Aaron and MaKenzie. The three stand outside of the locker room and Tweeks gives Aaron a funny look.
Tweeks/ ...you're touching...the baseball bat with your...skin?!
Aaron drops the bat quickly and starts twitching trying to wipe his hands on something. He ends up wiping his hands all over the walls. But some voices are soon heard down the hallway. The three look down the hall and there is Makenna and Mofo walking towards his locker room. They hide behind some crates quickly.
Tweeks/ *whispering* Ah shit! We forgot Acid!
The three now watch as Makenna and Mofo walk into his locker room.
TBCB Whoever
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:04:50 GMT -5
:::AS Mofo and MaKenna open their lockerroom door, they find Acid towering over their couch, taking a leak on Mofo and MaKenna's clothes and couch. They both turn away a bit, sickened by the site they are seeing. Acid looks back at them grinning drunkishly:::
Mofo: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN OUR LOCKERROOM? OH! JESUS! OHH THAT'S JUST SICK!
:::Acid looks up whistling to himself, MaKenna's eyes are being covered by Mofo since she was gettin a good eye full of his shlong and pissing technique. Acid finally is finished and Mofo is red with anger, as he walks up to Acid, ready to kick his ass. Acid smiles at Mofo then looks over to MaKenna and his eyes widen:::
Acid: TEEEEEEEETTTEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
:::Acid's mouth widens and drools as he lunges quickly with his hands open towards MaKenna, his face dives into her massive boobs as he slobbers all over them making honking noises as he squeezes them. She is screaming and panicing, yelling at Mofo to get him off of her. Mofo grabs Acid, pulling him off of her, he then swiftly kicks Steve in the groin and he plummets down to his knees. Acid is grinning from ear to ear and looking at MaKanna with saliva hanging from the side of his chin. He stumbles towards her, raising his right hand and makes a shooting gun gesture::
Acid: I'll see ya later sweetcheeks.
:::He winks at her as she tries to keep her distance from the drunk. Mofo is in emense pain from getting kicked in the balls, lurched over on the floor. Acid stumbles out of the lockerroom and hits the hallway wall, he begins to make out with it. Tweeks, Aaron and MaKenzie all look from over the crates and are laughing:::
tbc by anyone
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:04:59 GMT -5
---MaKenzie turns to Tweeks as she sees MaKenna and Mofo going into the locker room.--- Kenzie - You two, get him out of there. I WILL NOT LEAVE A MAN BEHIND! God only knows what kind of torture Acid will be subject to if they find him! Ready men!? ---MaKenzie jumps out from behind the crates pointing her squirt gun and shoots MaKenna and Mofo in the back.--- Kenzie - YOUR DEAD BITCHES! (she laughs) ---MaKenna and Mofo quickly turn and look at her. She smiles and stands up putting her gun in her waist band again. She leads Mofo and MaKenna further down the hall so that Tweeks and Aaron can sneak in and grab Acid.--- MaKenna - (sighing) MaKenzie, we really should talk. Kenzie - About what? MaKenna - Well, you being here. You are young and I don't want you to get caught up with the wrong people and get yourself in trouble. Kenzie - (laughing) Kenna, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself thank you very much. Anyone I get involved with around here, as long as they can keep up, there will be no problems. Mofo - Kenzie, Mak is right. Some of these guys here, are seriously fucked up. You really need to be careful and keep an eye out. Kenzie - (wondering what the hell is taking those three so long, she utters under her breath) She is an alien. MaKenna - What? Kenzie - Nothing. Look, I am fine. I will be fine. I'd really rather not have you watching over me. I can handle myself Kenna. MaKenna - You don't know what you've gotten yourself into Kenzie. I just hope that whatever you're doing, you can get yourself out of it, before its too late. Kenzie - (seeing Aaron and Tweeks finally dragging Acid out of the locker room and hiding again behind the crates) Yeah, okay. Whatever, I'll be good. Bye! ---MaKenzie turns down the hallway and heads in the opposite direction of Tweeks, Aaron, and Acid. MaKenna shakes her head and her and Mofo go into the locker room. Kenzie darts back behind the crates quickly.--- Kenzie - Okay men, next time, we have operation rescue Acid, we need to make it a little quicker next time. Now, those two are either going to go in there and fuck and pay no attention to what has happened inside the locker room. Or...... (they hear Mofo shouting) they will fuck after.......Well men, we need to evacuate the premisis. (she starts to stand up, then ducks back down quickly and turns to the three men) By the way......you are correct, she is an alien. (she shakes her head) It's a shame I didn't see that coming. Alright, you two, take the drunk that way (she points down the hallway) I'll cover you. ---Aaron and Tweeks take Acid down the hallway in the direction that Kenzie pointed. She pulls her squirt gun out and holds it, prepared to fire if necessary.---
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:05:36 GMT -5
While Mofo is walking with Mackenna he sees the Punisher walking.
Steve: Hey Pun wassup?
Punisher: Not much jsut hangin out, I heard alot of noise so came to check it out.
Punisher turns to See Tweeks talking to Mackenzie and Aaron Masters dragging Acid.
Punisher: Wassup guys? long time no see!
He turns and checks out Mackenzie.
Punisher: Well hello there I don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting you.
Aaron drags Acid away from the camera adn Punisher can't help but laugh.
Punisher: What happened to him? Nevermind I don't wanna know I can take a guess.
OCC: I know I don't have much I just wanted in on this rp lol
TBC:
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