Post by theanti on Jan 5, 2009 21:36:38 GMT -5
He was in a fowl mood and not waiting for anything. This wasn't going to be short and painless. This was going to be to the point and stay there for a great while. This was and will be brutal.
Tweeks stands pacing back and forth going over things in his head. No interviewer. No suggested time for a promo. This is just what he fucking demanded. Free time and a damn camera for the masses to preach to. Start.
Tweeks/// So lets this start out with no disgust or hatred towards anyone. Let's just stand here, think about everything that has gone on lately and realize. THIS COMPANY IS FUCKING PATHETIC!
He's still pacing, his feet are going way too fast and his mind is racing. He's biting his nails and the keys hanging from his belt loop wont shut the fuck up and they are starting to get to him.
Tweeks/// You see this never had anything to do with the World Championship when I came here. Oh know. I had been there done that and faced most of these people for that title countless other times. I've done that and didn't honestly care if I got there or not again. But I've been pulled back into that light again. Not willingly. Not even fucking wanting to be. But you see I will go into it with a blaze. And not nearly what most of you Southside Connection fans are thinking. You see Psycho Luke put me in this match for one reason and that was to shove me into the spotlight again because it has been way too long since he saw a World title sitting on my shoulder. Is that really a good reason to put one of your employees in a World title opportunity match? No not at all. If that was the case Ric Flair would be a 17 time World Champ on pure luck. Me getting put into this match as a way of seeing me as better World Championship material than Alonzo Parker might be an alternative motive in Luke's case. He made this match for two reason mainly if you kiddies didn't notice. He made this match to shut CJ Tyler and Eryk Ince up about whining on getting a World title shot. And to possibly get rid of Alonzo Parker as a shame of a champion. I say that with such fucking ease, because honestly who wants to see somebody come out 5 minutes before their match every damn week and blab about shit that has all happened just to get the final word on everything. My final word to Alonzo is ...EAT MY FUCKING DICK!
The fans cheer as he keeps pacing back and forth, his step is quickening and his word and flowing.
Tweeks/// I could sit here and preach all damn night about how it's a shame that CWF is shown as a mockary. As a pure sham of sorts. That the person highlighting this company is nothing more then a fucking bitch who can only get a rise out of anybody by turning on a former boss just so he can keep his title. Does anybody even remember that even? Fuck people say I need to do something other than torment CJ Tyler. Fuck Alonzo you need to do something rememorable in the first place. Who'd you even win that title from? Who gave you that match? Who let you fucking win? Incase if we don't get any multiple choice and just so you guys even know and can try to remember. He beat Psycho Luke, was given the match by Ivan Spades, who might I add was in his back pocket until he butt fucked the shit out of him and turned on the poor son of a bitch, and who let him win it? Oh yeah Psycho Luke did because he could care less whether you were champion or not. Or maybe he just wanted to make you champion so you could face retards in a row. Oh believe me I know I am making fun of myself there. But how much of a retard can I be when I am coming after CJ Tyler and Eryk Ince. One sounds like he should be a boyfriend on Full House but yet looks like he got in a fight with a Halloween store and the other can't even fucking spell his name right and I wont even go as far to say it's cause of the booze, because that's just giving him that much credit to where he knows how to fucking get drunk.
He's stopped and has his swagger. As to just say standing there he wants this all. Whether he wants this to be his time, it fucking is.
Tweeks/// No, no, no. We aren't going to get into them quite yet. There is far, far much too more things to be brought up about Alonzo Parker. Like how his little protege it almost seems, was wanting and is still wanting to face me more than you, the fucking World Champion. Why is that Alonzo? Somebody that looks up to you wants to face me more than he wants you? And if you don't get it yet, I am talking about Evan Starr, yes the same Evan Starr that beat me a few weeks ago. The same one that I wont even get into had to fucking pull a quick one on me to get the win. I am talking about Evan Starr who even after beating me is parading around backstage about how he wants to face me again. He knows it wasn't right, he knows there is another match lurking. And frankly the next time there is I will beat his ass and show his little master Alonzo what its like to really train a bitch.
The fans are going crazy. They despise both Evan and Alonzo and the double impact of both of them getting bashed on is just too overwhelming. I image there is several women in the crowd either giving birth or just having plain ol' nasty orgasms. It's true.
Tweeks/// Because honestly that kid, the bright up and coming star, no pun nearly intended. Sees me more as somebody to mold himself after, to look up to, to learn from, then somebody that doesn't even show up for work unless he knows he has to work a little. Than someone who doesn't even put anything into it even when he does have to work. For somebody that is going to sit on their fucking lazy ass until they get lucky again and don't get an opponent that isn't worth while. Because that's what happened last time wasn't it Parker? You got lucky and found somebody that was willing to just let the title slip through their fingers without a care. Isn't that what happened last time you won the title? Or do you think you actually worked for it then too? Because last time I checked the only thing worth while you fucking did was get Punisher arrested for killing who your agent? Yeah that's fucking believeable! You couldn't even get him fake arrested right, now he came back even gayer then ever attacking white gangsters, women, and now children ...oh sorry Jake Benson. See I am standing here wondering if Psycho Luke really wished you weren't champion at the moment so he could chuck you into the shuffle of a new gimmick match. What does an 'Impact Player' such as Alonzo's self do if he had to get a new gimmick? Watch more ECW videos from the 90's and see if he could rip off some more names from people. I don't know, we could do the Innovator of ...Bling?
Shrugs shoulders with disgust. Yup a baby just came out of its mothers womb. You saw it here first on CWF.
Tweeks/// How bout we even go as far as changing your name Justin Embarassing? That sounds good. Because that is literally all you fucking are! To the point of where I honestly see CJ Tyler taking you out first round of the Gauntlet. You've been thrown to the wolves my friend. Thrown to the damn dogs. I should rephrase that. You have been thrown to the wolf, the dog, the fucking person that is going to rip you to shreds if the two bitches in front of me don't do the job they were put to do. Because three matches, three wins, and a walk home to Evan in the hotel room with the title on your shoulder? Highly unlikely, because as soon as the night is over even if you can walk home to the hotel, Evan wont be there. Evan will be trying to toss my damn salad for a title shot like a good little bitch. And I will truly then make him know what a Starr is, and that's when I make him go kiss your ass for a tree humping buddy. Because Malice Effect is a designed Pay-Per-View for failure for Alonzo Parker. Psycho Luke, he threw you to me. Not to CJ Tyler or Eryk I can't fucking spell my name right Ince. This is survival Alonzo. And the only thing you have survived is luck. And luck runs out when you are thrown to the fucking Gauntlet.
Oh he don't need no catch phrase. He uses the word 'fuck' more than Outlaw can't pronounce 'bro' correctly. Sorry object that holds female breasts up ...I mean brah!
Tweeks/// Alonzo Parker is the least of my worries and that isn't saying a whole lot actually when you come to think about it. I have Alonzo Parker, CJ Tyler, and Eryk Ince lined up in a row, who can get lucky once, twice, or three times? And believe me I am not including luck with any word reguarding me. Cj Tyler still to this day can't get over the fact that I fucking rammed his life into the damn ground and continue to walk on the grave I gave his marriage and his retarded funky looking kid. That's saying a lot Ceej, I had a midget act as my child for years just to fuck with you ...and he was ugly as shit. He can't get over the fact that his beloved Kenzie could do anything like that. Did you hear that he can get over her doing that to him? Did you guys hear that? I heard it but swore five minutes before he said that, that he couldn't believe she would do something like that and he would never get over that. Oh yeah that's just CJ trying to act tough later on in the conversation to friends. You should see him later on behind closed doors in bathrooms. Scary sight. All I will say it involves a razor ...believe me not what you think, he can't be that emo right? It involves a razor, Bette Midler songs, and ponytails. THAT'S ALL I AM SAYING! And you wonder why your family left you?! See he seems to have things messed up. He's trying to blame him realizing that the whole thing of him wanting a family was bullshit. He's trying to think that all that crap with polish lad and lobster offspring, was something he didn't want after he got it. No you see Ceej, if you look back and believe me I don't need to because I was there and paying attention. You wanted all of that stuff, and when you lost it you still wanted it because well polish lad came back to you and you took her back and became your all 'evil' Adam and Eve bullshit you thought was all amazing. And yet again she up and disappeared. You only think its something you didn't want anymore once they leave you for whatever reason. Either cause you think you love someone else or if they just get fucking tired of you. It's all the same though. I have and everyone else has seen what you really are and that's someone who always promises something and everybody gets the exact opposite. Just once during that whole ordeal I wanted you to just prove me fucking wrong. Just once damnit. I wanted you to up what I did and do something about it. To literally show you were a damn living person. But no you would just comeback with retarded shit like, "I am the undead!" "You can't kill what's not living!" All this zombie sounding crap that just made me shake my head and want you to die. But sadly I can't kill anyone here, just take years of their lives. So I'll say it again and I will mean it truly. You see me as your biggest threat and that is rightfully so. I just want you to prove me wrong just once. That first time you prove me wrong, you will at least show me that you are worth the time of day. Prove me wrong and beat Alonzo that first round. Not cause I don't want to face Alonzo at Malice, because believe me I would love to beat him pillar to post. I just want to see you glorified in the victory. I want you to go on and face Eryk and give it everything you have in more, beat him, and then wait, patiently and willingly to come and face me. That's what I want in your head. The biggest night of your damn career, not only would you have to beat Alonzo Parker current champion. You have beat your friend Eryk Ince, and then face in your own words your biggest 'rival' to date. You win all three matches and bam you have a career night. What they remember as Cj Tyler as a huge, HUGE, HUGE THREAT TO EVERYONE!
Tweeks laughes his ass off at those last few words that he just spoke to the masses. The crowd is laughing at the pure fact that he just sees CJ as a complete joke. He stops and gets serious for a moment.
Tweeks/// Oh and just so you know Ceej. Just so you get it through your meek excuse for a damn brain. These people they don't eat up what I say, unlike you they actually fucking care what I say. Because I am not ranting about something I just contradicted three words before. These people care what I say because it's interesting, it entertains them and when I say CJ Tyler is a pussy ass bitch that is going to get his ass beat either by me, Eryk, or Alonzo. Because his fucking pathetic excuse for a career and a personality gets him as far as the list of matches, then he realizes he shouldn't even be a wrestler. Yeah...
He shakes his head and turns away.
Tweeks/// So wrapping that up. Cj Tyler blows wein. And Eryk Ince ...well I don't want to talk to him, talk about him, or care what he has to say. Because well if he decides to actually show up will amaze me. Hell it amazed me that Jake Benson actually showed up to the arena so far. How amazing is that? So when Eryk shows up ...well then, just then will I have something to say about Mr.Ince. Till then kiddies. Prepare for a hitlist of my own. It involves comic book characters and everyone they know. And believe me CJ Tyler is on that list aswell.
He walks off shoving the camera before he does so. Buzzin'!
TBCB Whoever, No Attacks
Tweeks stands pacing back and forth going over things in his head. No interviewer. No suggested time for a promo. This is just what he fucking demanded. Free time and a damn camera for the masses to preach to. Start.
Tweeks/// So lets this start out with no disgust or hatred towards anyone. Let's just stand here, think about everything that has gone on lately and realize. THIS COMPANY IS FUCKING PATHETIC!
He's still pacing, his feet are going way too fast and his mind is racing. He's biting his nails and the keys hanging from his belt loop wont shut the fuck up and they are starting to get to him.
Tweeks/// You see this never had anything to do with the World Championship when I came here. Oh know. I had been there done that and faced most of these people for that title countless other times. I've done that and didn't honestly care if I got there or not again. But I've been pulled back into that light again. Not willingly. Not even fucking wanting to be. But you see I will go into it with a blaze. And not nearly what most of you Southside Connection fans are thinking. You see Psycho Luke put me in this match for one reason and that was to shove me into the spotlight again because it has been way too long since he saw a World title sitting on my shoulder. Is that really a good reason to put one of your employees in a World title opportunity match? No not at all. If that was the case Ric Flair would be a 17 time World Champ on pure luck. Me getting put into this match as a way of seeing me as better World Championship material than Alonzo Parker might be an alternative motive in Luke's case. He made this match for two reason mainly if you kiddies didn't notice. He made this match to shut CJ Tyler and Eryk Ince up about whining on getting a World title shot. And to possibly get rid of Alonzo Parker as a shame of a champion. I say that with such fucking ease, because honestly who wants to see somebody come out 5 minutes before their match every damn week and blab about shit that has all happened just to get the final word on everything. My final word to Alonzo is ...EAT MY FUCKING DICK!
The fans cheer as he keeps pacing back and forth, his step is quickening and his word and flowing.
Tweeks/// I could sit here and preach all damn night about how it's a shame that CWF is shown as a mockary. As a pure sham of sorts. That the person highlighting this company is nothing more then a fucking bitch who can only get a rise out of anybody by turning on a former boss just so he can keep his title. Does anybody even remember that even? Fuck people say I need to do something other than torment CJ Tyler. Fuck Alonzo you need to do something rememorable in the first place. Who'd you even win that title from? Who gave you that match? Who let you fucking win? Incase if we don't get any multiple choice and just so you guys even know and can try to remember. He beat Psycho Luke, was given the match by Ivan Spades, who might I add was in his back pocket until he butt fucked the shit out of him and turned on the poor son of a bitch, and who let him win it? Oh yeah Psycho Luke did because he could care less whether you were champion or not. Or maybe he just wanted to make you champion so you could face retards in a row. Oh believe me I know I am making fun of myself there. But how much of a retard can I be when I am coming after CJ Tyler and Eryk Ince. One sounds like he should be a boyfriend on Full House but yet looks like he got in a fight with a Halloween store and the other can't even fucking spell his name right and I wont even go as far to say it's cause of the booze, because that's just giving him that much credit to where he knows how to fucking get drunk.
He's stopped and has his swagger. As to just say standing there he wants this all. Whether he wants this to be his time, it fucking is.
Tweeks/// No, no, no. We aren't going to get into them quite yet. There is far, far much too more things to be brought up about Alonzo Parker. Like how his little protege it almost seems, was wanting and is still wanting to face me more than you, the fucking World Champion. Why is that Alonzo? Somebody that looks up to you wants to face me more than he wants you? And if you don't get it yet, I am talking about Evan Starr, yes the same Evan Starr that beat me a few weeks ago. The same one that I wont even get into had to fucking pull a quick one on me to get the win. I am talking about Evan Starr who even after beating me is parading around backstage about how he wants to face me again. He knows it wasn't right, he knows there is another match lurking. And frankly the next time there is I will beat his ass and show his little master Alonzo what its like to really train a bitch.
The fans are going crazy. They despise both Evan and Alonzo and the double impact of both of them getting bashed on is just too overwhelming. I image there is several women in the crowd either giving birth or just having plain ol' nasty orgasms. It's true.
Tweeks/// Because honestly that kid, the bright up and coming star, no pun nearly intended. Sees me more as somebody to mold himself after, to look up to, to learn from, then somebody that doesn't even show up for work unless he knows he has to work a little. Than someone who doesn't even put anything into it even when he does have to work. For somebody that is going to sit on their fucking lazy ass until they get lucky again and don't get an opponent that isn't worth while. Because that's what happened last time wasn't it Parker? You got lucky and found somebody that was willing to just let the title slip through their fingers without a care. Isn't that what happened last time you won the title? Or do you think you actually worked for it then too? Because last time I checked the only thing worth while you fucking did was get Punisher arrested for killing who your agent? Yeah that's fucking believeable! You couldn't even get him fake arrested right, now he came back even gayer then ever attacking white gangsters, women, and now children ...oh sorry Jake Benson. See I am standing here wondering if Psycho Luke really wished you weren't champion at the moment so he could chuck you into the shuffle of a new gimmick match. What does an 'Impact Player' such as Alonzo's self do if he had to get a new gimmick? Watch more ECW videos from the 90's and see if he could rip off some more names from people. I don't know, we could do the Innovator of ...Bling?
Shrugs shoulders with disgust. Yup a baby just came out of its mothers womb. You saw it here first on CWF.
Tweeks/// How bout we even go as far as changing your name Justin Embarassing? That sounds good. Because that is literally all you fucking are! To the point of where I honestly see CJ Tyler taking you out first round of the Gauntlet. You've been thrown to the wolves my friend. Thrown to the damn dogs. I should rephrase that. You have been thrown to the wolf, the dog, the fucking person that is going to rip you to shreds if the two bitches in front of me don't do the job they were put to do. Because three matches, three wins, and a walk home to Evan in the hotel room with the title on your shoulder? Highly unlikely, because as soon as the night is over even if you can walk home to the hotel, Evan wont be there. Evan will be trying to toss my damn salad for a title shot like a good little bitch. And I will truly then make him know what a Starr is, and that's when I make him go kiss your ass for a tree humping buddy. Because Malice Effect is a designed Pay-Per-View for failure for Alonzo Parker. Psycho Luke, he threw you to me. Not to CJ Tyler or Eryk I can't fucking spell my name right Ince. This is survival Alonzo. And the only thing you have survived is luck. And luck runs out when you are thrown to the fucking Gauntlet.
Oh he don't need no catch phrase. He uses the word 'fuck' more than Outlaw can't pronounce 'bro' correctly. Sorry object that holds female breasts up ...I mean brah!
Tweeks/// Alonzo Parker is the least of my worries and that isn't saying a whole lot actually when you come to think about it. I have Alonzo Parker, CJ Tyler, and Eryk Ince lined up in a row, who can get lucky once, twice, or three times? And believe me I am not including luck with any word reguarding me. Cj Tyler still to this day can't get over the fact that I fucking rammed his life into the damn ground and continue to walk on the grave I gave his marriage and his retarded funky looking kid. That's saying a lot Ceej, I had a midget act as my child for years just to fuck with you ...and he was ugly as shit. He can't get over the fact that his beloved Kenzie could do anything like that. Did you hear that he can get over her doing that to him? Did you guys hear that? I heard it but swore five minutes before he said that, that he couldn't believe she would do something like that and he would never get over that. Oh yeah that's just CJ trying to act tough later on in the conversation to friends. You should see him later on behind closed doors in bathrooms. Scary sight. All I will say it involves a razor ...believe me not what you think, he can't be that emo right? It involves a razor, Bette Midler songs, and ponytails. THAT'S ALL I AM SAYING! And you wonder why your family left you?! See he seems to have things messed up. He's trying to blame him realizing that the whole thing of him wanting a family was bullshit. He's trying to think that all that crap with polish lad and lobster offspring, was something he didn't want after he got it. No you see Ceej, if you look back and believe me I don't need to because I was there and paying attention. You wanted all of that stuff, and when you lost it you still wanted it because well polish lad came back to you and you took her back and became your all 'evil' Adam and Eve bullshit you thought was all amazing. And yet again she up and disappeared. You only think its something you didn't want anymore once they leave you for whatever reason. Either cause you think you love someone else or if they just get fucking tired of you. It's all the same though. I have and everyone else has seen what you really are and that's someone who always promises something and everybody gets the exact opposite. Just once during that whole ordeal I wanted you to just prove me fucking wrong. Just once damnit. I wanted you to up what I did and do something about it. To literally show you were a damn living person. But no you would just comeback with retarded shit like, "I am the undead!" "You can't kill what's not living!" All this zombie sounding crap that just made me shake my head and want you to die. But sadly I can't kill anyone here, just take years of their lives. So I'll say it again and I will mean it truly. You see me as your biggest threat and that is rightfully so. I just want you to prove me wrong just once. That first time you prove me wrong, you will at least show me that you are worth the time of day. Prove me wrong and beat Alonzo that first round. Not cause I don't want to face Alonzo at Malice, because believe me I would love to beat him pillar to post. I just want to see you glorified in the victory. I want you to go on and face Eryk and give it everything you have in more, beat him, and then wait, patiently and willingly to come and face me. That's what I want in your head. The biggest night of your damn career, not only would you have to beat Alonzo Parker current champion. You have beat your friend Eryk Ince, and then face in your own words your biggest 'rival' to date. You win all three matches and bam you have a career night. What they remember as Cj Tyler as a huge, HUGE, HUGE THREAT TO EVERYONE!
Tweeks laughes his ass off at those last few words that he just spoke to the masses. The crowd is laughing at the pure fact that he just sees CJ as a complete joke. He stops and gets serious for a moment.
Tweeks/// Oh and just so you know Ceej. Just so you get it through your meek excuse for a damn brain. These people they don't eat up what I say, unlike you they actually fucking care what I say. Because I am not ranting about something I just contradicted three words before. These people care what I say because it's interesting, it entertains them and when I say CJ Tyler is a pussy ass bitch that is going to get his ass beat either by me, Eryk, or Alonzo. Because his fucking pathetic excuse for a career and a personality gets him as far as the list of matches, then he realizes he shouldn't even be a wrestler. Yeah...
He shakes his head and turns away.
Tweeks/// So wrapping that up. Cj Tyler blows wein. And Eryk Ince ...well I don't want to talk to him, talk about him, or care what he has to say. Because well if he decides to actually show up will amaze me. Hell it amazed me that Jake Benson actually showed up to the arena so far. How amazing is that? So when Eryk shows up ...well then, just then will I have something to say about Mr.Ince. Till then kiddies. Prepare for a hitlist of my own. It involves comic book characters and everyone they know. And believe me CJ Tyler is on that list aswell.
He walks off shoving the camera before he does so. Buzzin'!
TBCB Whoever, No Attacks