Lance Khaos Threads

[lancekhaos]

Last time we left Lance, he was walking in the halls all alone. He had no friends in CWF. Nobody liked him or cared about him. Normally this would not get to Lance as he has been like this his hole like. For some reason it did however. He was actually feeling sorry for himself for once. Oh yes he has bitched about his life, but he did not really feel sorry for himself. He felt the same way he had not felt in a long time. He felt like since he was a child. Not since when he was living at home with his abusive parents. This bothered him because he thoughgt that he had put that all behind him. He thought he got rid of all those feelings he had back then. Now they were coming back out and it was painful. Its bad enough that he must face two great wrestlers in a triple threat where the loser gets a new gimmick and now he has all the feelings he tried so hard to forget. Well lets check on Lance where we left him last.

Lance is still looking for a source of the voice that he heard once he turned a corner after getting dirty looks and comments from some of the other wrestlers and backstage people. He is abit worried that somebody is trying to play mind games with him, but not so worried as he has faced things like this before.

:/:/:Voice:/:/:
Will you stop looking for me already. I'm over here behind the crate.

Lance walks over to a crate and looks behind it. He sees a mirror, with his reflection. Most people who seem to possibly be freaked out by this, but Lance isn't. If he is, he seems to be hiding it very well.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
I don't understand. How what, I am so confused.

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Im you idiot. Did you ever wonder why you are Khaos, because Im the Khaos. You have tried to hide me, but I have finaly come back up. I am going to help you get the respect you deserve from these cock blockers. I mean you come here to get rid of the stupid shit here and what happens, you are put in a stupid thing. Triple threat where the loser gets a new gimmick. What kind of bull shit is that? Something exactly like what another company, which will remain nameless, would do. And what gimmick would Luke give you eh?

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
I don't know, maybe some kind of monster gimmick.

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
No you idiot, he will give you some stupid shit like a ghost or zombie and have you join Season's Beatings as the Halloween member of the group. Actually he really dislikes you, so it would probably be more Cupid then something we are into. Now how are we going to deal with these two "legends"?

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Well I was thinking of letting them duel it out and like hiding under the ring and then when one of them is totally done, I will come in and steal the win.

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
You could do that if you want people to still talk shit about you. Do you think? Seriously if you do that then people are going to say that you were a pussy hiding under the ring. What you need to do is just go after both of them right away. If they double team you, who cares. Its not like it hasnt happened before when our opponents gang up on us. We must prove everybody wrong and over come the odds. There is a reason why Luke put you in a match with these two. He thinks we can't beat them, he wants you to lose and he wants you to get a new gimmick. Which is odd seeing as how we have no gimmick, we are one hundred percent real.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Your nuts, we can't take on Punisher and Jake by ourselves. They are to experienced then us and are better wre...

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Are you serious? Do you have any self confidence? Seriously grow a pair. I am sick and tired of us being the laughing stalk of this stupid place. We need to earn thier respect in here and the way to do that is to beat the living shit out of these two shit faces. They are two great people who have respect here and beating them, we will be able to get some aswell. Now lets get outta here and get some training in.

Lance Khaos walks off to his locker room to train abit for his match

TCBC Me Later

[lancekhaos]

Ok, Lance now has developed a split personality. The stress of his life has gotten to him and he has officially snapped. He has gone legally insane. How will this affect him in the match? Well it seems as if their new personality of his has a pair seeing as how he told Lance to just all in the match and now take the pussy way out of it and hide until both men kill each other. Now he will be in the match full fold and he won't have to get a new gimmick picked by Psycho Luke who wills more then likely give Lance a stupid gimmick to work with just to make his life more hellish then it already is. Since I am tired and not really in the mood to be doing this, let us just join up with Lance and see what he is up to. This should be interesting.

The scene opens wit a random camera man who probably wanted to be a pro wrestler but couldn't make it but still wanted to be in the business so he picked up a camera and got in the business that way. Why are we talking about him though? He as nothing to do with anything. So the camera man is walking down the hall way. He seems to be looking for some bodies' locker room. He turns down a all way and then finally finds the room he was looking for. He walks in the room. The room is dark, except for one small dim light in the corner. The camera man walks over to it, because he’s scared of the dark, and looks around. Before he gets there though, Lance Khios steps in front of him. He is wearing his trademark pants and trench coat with "Khios" and a chaos star on both of them and a black shirt. He is holding up a candle on its side in one hand and the other one up in a fist under the candle covered in wax. He looks at the camera and begins to speak.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Power, life, and the burning desire we have for this business. That’s what this candle represents. You see physical pain can be blocked out. But mental pain lasts a lifetime. I was so lonely, that’s ok. I shaved my head. I wasn't sad, but now I'm so happy because today I found my friend. He’s in my head. He’s me! I am the only one I trust. We have gotten no respect lately. We have seen nothing but shitty gimmick after shitty gimmick from this company. We have now released, we have to snuff you out.

Lance blows out the candle and then starts slamming his head against a near by steal locker until he starts to bleed.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
It takes more then just slamming your head against a locker to make you hardcore. It takes more then just a built to make you a champion. It takes more then some ring attire and fancy lines to make you a wrestler. It takes more then just money to run a wrestling company. It also takes more then stupid gimmicks to get ratings. What it takes is new ways to cause pain and being able to endure pain. It takes heart, passion and skills. It takes knowledge of the business and finally it takes good wrestlers. This company has none of it. We came here to fix all that but all we get is a big wad of spit in our face. Do you think we enjoyed that?

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Fuck no we didn’t enjoy it. Now we are sick and tired of this, we are just plain out pissed. Now we are going to do what we should have done a long time ago and destroy this company brick by brick, wrestler by wrestler, one by one. It starts tonight with Punisher and Jake Benson. Hey Jake, you think we sweat you? We think not. Punisher, you know we don't sweat you. We're begging you. We can taste you. Bring it on. And then, the man who made this match, Psycho Luke. Hey Luke, come and get us. We don't sweat you either. They thought we sweat you, but we don't. You see the only thing we sweat, is the reflection in the mirror.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Have you ever looked at something and at first glance you say "I can't stand it" but there is something that holds your attention. It holds you attention like a magnet because you know there’s something deep inside that you just can't turn away from. It’s like a powerful drug that holds your attention. You know when we came here; it was everything I hate about this profession. The gimmickry, the cartoon atmosphere, it was everything we couldn't stand. Yet when we looked at it we knew that there was something there. Something deep down that we could not just turn away from. There was a real promotion there; there was the best kind of promotion, a wrestling promotion.

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Luke and everybody in CWF said this is no circus. No circus it isn’t. But we can clown around, and still kick you ass. You want to swing sticks, you want to swing chairs, and we can still kick your ass. YOU WANNA GET NUTS, we can get on your chin. But the bottom line is, we are going to change this place, wither you like it or not. It goes like this, instead of Alpha and Omega, its Omega and Alpha. The beginning and the end, the end and the beginning. We are going to burry the old CWF, rest in peace, and let it die like it should have done long before it started. But today on January 12th 2009, we are the alpha. We stand before you as the reserection of this company. We are the genesis of a new society. Burying what was CWF as entertainment, as a cartoon atmosphere. We begin that transformation today with the perfect example of a stupid gimmick. Where other walk with the crowd, we shore with the eagles.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Every single time somebody talks about me for any reason, its disrespectful. Every time someone tries to insult another person in this company, I am the butt end of it. I’ve been lying for a long time saying my famous lines. I’m going to teach you why pain is always followed by terror because nobody knows the meaning of pain and terror until they meet me because I am the Khaotic One and I say let the Khaos begin. Well I've said it, but never really followed up. Punisher you've beaten me before and more then likely you have too Jake. It wasn't cause you’re bigger then me or you’re more experienced then me or you better then me. Nah uh, you were just flat out better that night. Not the ring, not the town, none of that. But you see that, tonight, Target Center, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Malice Effect they're calling it. This isn’t about a gimmick. There is no gimmick here. What this is about is that trophy. That trophy they call a victory and with it come respect. You both have one over one me brothers. I'm fixing on taking it back; I'm fixing on taking back MY victory and MY respect. I've lost a lot recently and I am tired of it. So you boys have to ask yourselves, can we do it again? Can we beat his man again? Can I? Well brothers, I'll answer it for you. You aren’t going to, you know why? Because I won't let you. Minneapolis, Minnesota when my music hits and those lights go dark, the mood will change. And the ass kicking will begin big boys. So bring it, and prepare yourself, because one of you is going to tap to the Dark Lullaby.

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Hold the phone, what is all this ME and I business. I thought it was supposed to be WE and US. Now you better apologize to me. I will kick your ass buddy now apologize.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
But we're th...

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
SAY IT!

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Fine alright, Ill say it. I’m sorry. Do you want to continue now?

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Sure why not. OUR whole life, we've been used to be someone else's joke or example. In every single place we have been in. We DONE WITH THAT SHIT. CWF, you want to disrespect me, CWF, you want to think I've just a joke. Oh CWF, we're going to show you how we can fight. We're going to show YOU HOW EXACTLY WE FIGHT. You know what, you'll realize, just like Punisher and Jake Benson will tonight, that the only way that you can beat me is to wrestle me. And you know what? Your chances are very slim, VERY FUCKING SLIM. That’s the only chance you have, to wrestle us. We're done being made a joke. Jake and Punisher, we're going to make you an example of WHAT WE CAN DO. Punisher, We're going to rip off your face, shove it down your throat and you’re going to have to shit your face out. Yea that’s right next time you sit on the crapper you going to have to shit you face out! Jake, I'm going to cut you open up like a doctor, rip your guts out and eat your guts like a buzzard.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
We are really going to do that? I mean we just ate. We aren't that hungry are we?

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
I am just going to pretend I did not hear that because it’s just a stupid comment. The spirit of the Khaos, lives within the soul of all mankind. The eternal flame of life, which cannot be extinguished. The origin, of which cannot be explained. I've had a vision. Great tribulation as the world has never known. The sun shall be darkened, the moon shed her light. Men will seek death, but be unable to find it. In the awesome battle of Armageddon.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Wow, that’s pretty creepy. And you’re me right? Man am I glad you’re me because if not then I would be pretty scared. Can I say it now?

:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Yes say it now. Now that we can actually mean it.

:/:/:Lance:/:/:
You will know why pain is followed by terror because nobody knows the meaning of pain and terror until they meet me, I mean us. We are the Khaotic One, and we say LET THE KHAOS BEGIN!

With that said the scene fades to a commercial. Who will win the triple threat match tonight? Will it be Jake Benson who was once the main player in CWF? Will it be the comic book character named Punisher? Or will it be Lance Khios, the man who is looking for nothing more but just a little respect.