Post by razorrob13 on Jan 7, 2009 0:32:45 GMT -5
So It is set. After Razor Rob humiliated Lance Khaos in Khaos's so called "favorite match" with his sadistic pleasure toy the kendo stick. Lance just wow.... Any ways, Razor has now earned a chance to earn a shot at the Xtreme Title all he has to do is...Beat a Big Fucking Retard...or BFR! Lets see what Razor has up his sleeve.
The scene opensup with Razor walking down the hall. Twirling his black cane in his Right hand. He comes up on a stage hand that gives him a goofie look. Razor catchs the cane and smashes it across the stage hands face. Busting his nose causing blood to fly everywhere.
"RAINING BLOOD!"
He then proceeds to start kicking the stage hand in the stomach repeatedly while singing...
"I'm Singing in the Bloody Rain!"
He then bends down laughing in the face of the now unconcious stage hand as he walks away. He then bumps into a big fucking massive dumbass. The Big man turns around. It is Razor's opponent for Malice Effect. GIGANTIS!
"Why aren't you a big dumb and fucking stupid!"
GIGANTIS's face turns red He looks like he is about to go CLOBBERING TIME on Razor. Funny How I just threw that Fantastic Four in there huh? Anyways back to the action. Razor takes a step back.
"Woah easy there Big Man Small Dick! I know I look like a taste treat to eat but I'm not. Cause that's wrong. Unless you a Zombie...then it's pretty cool!"
Gigantis looks at Rob all confused...
"I know my big friend, You do not understand my complex language just yet. Your still in your fucking monster movie frankenstien language. Would you like me to speak to you in it?"
Razor starts to make monster sounds
"AAAAAHHHH UHHHH WAHHHH OOOOGGAAAHHH KILL SMASH BRAINS!"
Razor shakes his head and walks away as the scene ends.
The scene opensup with Razor walking down the hall. Twirling his black cane in his Right hand. He comes up on a stage hand that gives him a goofie look. Razor catchs the cane and smashes it across the stage hands face. Busting his nose causing blood to fly everywhere.
"RAINING BLOOD!"
He then proceeds to start kicking the stage hand in the stomach repeatedly while singing...
"I'm Singing in the Bloody Rain!"
He then bends down laughing in the face of the now unconcious stage hand as he walks away. He then bumps into a big fucking massive dumbass. The Big man turns around. It is Razor's opponent for Malice Effect. GIGANTIS!
"Why aren't you a big dumb and fucking stupid!"
GIGANTIS's face turns red He looks like he is about to go CLOBBERING TIME on Razor. Funny How I just threw that Fantastic Four in there huh? Anyways back to the action. Razor takes a step back.
"Woah easy there Big Man Small Dick! I know I look like a taste treat to eat but I'm not. Cause that's wrong. Unless you a Zombie...then it's pretty cool!"
Gigantis looks at Rob all confused...
"I know my big friend, You do not understand my complex language just yet. Your still in your fucking monster movie frankenstien language. Would you like me to speak to you in it?"
Razor starts to make monster sounds
"AAAAAHHHH UHHHH WAHHHH OOOOGGAAAHHH KILL SMASH BRAINS!"
Razor shakes his head and walks away as the scene ends.