Post by theanti on Jan 8, 2009 2:55:25 GMT -5
Oh lovely! Why? Oh cause well this is fucking glorious. The set up that everything is coming in play. Eryk Ince and CJ Tyler thinking they are damn badasses. Thinking that they have a damn word to say that isn't going to be something people are really going to question. They've said their peace so far and surprise, surprise Alonzo Parker hasn't. Oh well somebodies got to fall out of this shit burning alive. Why not make it bling bling?
Our scene opens up inside of the Triple Rock Cafe, one of Tweeks' favorite venues in Minneapolis/St.Paul area of Minnesota. Seen some great bands Gallows, Cancer Bats, This Is Hell, Four Year Strong, I Am The Avalanche, etc. The place made him happy and has made several other people happy over the years, enough to where NOFX had to make a damn song about it. Fuckkk that's good. There's a local band playing at the time and we see Tweeks sitting at the bar with a friend from the area. He's drinking a coke as his buddy is sucking down a bottle of Bud Light. They are making small talk as the band finishes up there last song of their set.
Tweeks/// So what's going on with you then? I mean last I heard you were writing for some record labels on the East Coast or some shit. How's that going?
Friend/// Ah it was good paychecks, but honestly ...it wasn't for me. The record industry has everything backwards these days. All people want is something that is going to go straight to radio and never get heard again until it's considered a classic. It's fucking pathetic. I wrote a few songs for a few labels and they seemed to like it. Then I heard what they turned most of the songs into and honestly it was garbage. They are trying to turn songs that are complete torment, complete depression and giving them to pop singers with a upbeat ...and I am just sitting here thinking WHAT THE FUCK!?
Tweeks/// I could of told you that Macks, I mean shit why do you think I got out of the industry while I could? All their bullshit they pull is unbelieveable. And how much money they want for you just having that label name plastered on you, it's crazy. Oh well, it's dumb, so glad I got out of it. I just hope you are better off away from it all now.
Macks/// Yeah very much so, getting away from it all in a way and getting back into writing more so. Have been in the works of writing a book and writing for a few local bands. Its all working out right now. How bout you though? You are just getting shoved into shit in CWF huh? You going for a World title again? Didn't think I would see the day again.
Tweeks/// Yeah who would of thought huh?
He took a drink of his soda almost trying to get off the subject. He was getting the itch again.
Macks/// Oh don't even man. I mean all of us know you have it in you, been there way too many times before. But the way you avoid it is just dumb. I fucking watch that bullshit every week man and see how the rest of them are. Then I see you take a mic and own everything. You own them in a matter of a sentence. You take every person in the damn crowd and make them actually believe every word you fucking spit and you do it with a damn wink of the eye it seems. I think you said it once, you got a damn swagger of it.
Tweeks smiled and shook his head looking away from him to the stage where they were still setting up for the next band.
Macks/// Come on dude. Seriously you know it, I know it, and the whole damn wrestling community knows it. You own that ring with your words and your actions and this next match of yours is going to be huge. You deserve it really and I know you do. Who you facing even?
He tooks his eyes away from the stage and put them on Macks before taking another drink of his Coke.
Tweeks/// It depends. It's a Gauntlet match, I either face the current Champ, Alonzo Parker, CJ Tyler, or Eryk Ince. The rules are a bit sketchy if you aren't a big wrestling fan. Hell even CJ can't get the rules down right. First match is Alonzo vs Eryk and whoever wins is the new champ and moves on to face CJ, winner of that goes on as champ and then faces me.
Macks/// So you kind of already have the upper hand on that huh?
Tweeks/// Already have the upper hand? Fuck the match was made and I had the upper hand.
He laughed and Macks gave him a grin.
Macks/// Fuck man you are cocky.
Tweeks/// I wouldn't call it cocky Macks. I would just really call it confidence. Fuck I'm not going to do this for free. You want a rundown of how things are, I will give you one and the CWF fans one too.
Macks looked at him really confused as Tweeks bent down and pulled a video camera out of his messenger bag next to him. He set it down propped on an upside down bowl and turned it on. Tweeks TV begins once more.
Tweeks/// So Tweekers and Tweekettes we meet again. This time inside the historic local venue and kick ass bar and cafe, the Triple Rock, otherwise known to the locals as the T-Rock. See this is a special edition of Tweeks TV that wasn't nearly planned. My friend Macks here next to me wanted a little rundown of how things were heading into Malice Effect. Hell the man wanted to know why I was so damn 'cocky' about this match. On how I already had the upper hand when the match was made, before the position of where people went actually sat. See things pulled together hard and in a secure way when the match was made cause well look at my opponents. CJ Tyler thinks he's a damn god now because he can attack his good friend, to show and prove he is a damn changed man. To make everyone believe that he is something other then the bitch that he was when I destroyed him and left him in a pile in the ring. Emotionally and physically drained. A broken shell of a damn person. CJ I don't like waving around that you think you aren't a human being. Believe me, I like waving around that you literally, fucking think, you are some damn extra special piece of shit. When all you are is some damn kid who thinks he is enlightened, a new person, and somebody not to fucking mess with. You are suddenly a god now? A god because you can crack a glass over the head of a good friend? This business is built on what? Backstabbing and juicy damn gossip. And the gossip going around right now Ceej is nobody still gives a fuck about you.
He pauses as Macks is just laughing in the background, trying to cover his mouth from the laughter.
Tweeks/// See nobody gave a fuck about you when you were the fun loving rip off of some funny piece of crap. So many people didn't give a crap that when you tried to be something serious everybody really started to think you were funny. Then when you tried to be a loving parent, that's when things really started to get hilarious, to the point of where I couldn't even contain myself. I laughed so damn hard that it made me throw up. I literally threw up into a toilet from the laughter. Sorry I'm starting to mistake laughter for utter disgust. See Ceej you have done more changing over the past few years in this industry then a damn mother changes diapers. I can stand baby shit. I can't stand CJ shit.
He shakes his head and Macks is just eating it up ordering another bottle of Bud Light.
Tweeks/// That's enough of CJ Tyler. I don't even want to talk about him anymore, fuck the man got cheers when he suddenly got attacked by his supposed road buddy Punisher. Now that's damn pathetic! Let's move on to some full loving intervention deserving piece of shit known as Eryk Ince. I'm glad he's noticing some things. I'm glad that he thinks he knows me more then anything. Why did I not speak pretty much nothing about you last time Eryk? Because I have no fuel that you provided for me? No it's because you are about as boring to talk about then it was attempting to be Jake Benson's lackey. And I am starting to get the fact that you were trained by the man. I am really starting to get that you two are more alike then you would like to put off. Because even CJ Tyler is making a point on you and that's crazy as shit! He made a point?! You let CJ Tyler make a point on you? What have you done since SIC? What have you done since that pink haired girl left you how many months ago? What have you done since you walk in with a cigarette and walked out not winning another chance at a tag title you have had a chance at winning like fifty times now? You've done as much as I like talking about you. And that's not a lot. See things are coming together for a reason. Things came to light when this match was made. Twists and turns? There has been none. Alonzo Parker hasn't said a word and that wont change until a few hours before the event. Eryk Ince still hasn't done a fucking damn thing. Oh he won the Xtreme title? Yeah good job, I gave the title away and a few weeks later won it back because I can and didn't care!
He laughed out at that one just thinking of Punkanarchist.
Tweeks/// And CJ Tyler is still a bitch. See I don't see CJ turning into a bad guy as a twist. I just see it as his personality matching his so called persona. It's fucking gay! It's fucking hilarious! Because the thing that CJ has always wanted to be, funny! Has finally happened right after he just started getting serious. And in all seriousness. That is the real humor!
He now looks over at Macks with a grin.
Tweeks/// So Macks do you see why I have the upper hand? Do you see why this isn't cockyness? This is knowing what the hell you are about to face. And I am about to face a man that has to hide behind a mask and attempt to redefine himself every week to make himself seem interesting. A man that has a best friend that is a pack of cigarettes and is nothing but a cheap alcoholic version of his mentor. And a bitch that's best fued with anyone, his best segments, and his best promos and matchs if you want to call them that. Have been against a comic book character that likes to beat up women, gangsters, and washed up pieces of fucking shit! Cockyness? This is just knowing what I can do, and what I can earn. The World title my friend is something I can take if I want. And a last ditch effort from a hollowed out champion wont change that. A sudden change of heart from a pussy wont change that. And somebody having a possible last chance at fame for somebody who never could get it in the first place, for someone that just really wants to surpass his teacher. And Macks ...I stand here the same person I was months ago. Years ago. The Unoriginal Psycho? Maybe. But this unoriginal dude still gets it done, when others never could. Good enough answer?
He looked at Macks with curious eyes. If he said no, he wasn't going to be lucky enough to get another Tweeks promo first hand. Macks smiled and nodded his head taking another sip of his beer. Tweeks looks to the camera once more for a final time for the segment.
Tweeks/// So kiddies keep me in your thoughts. Fuck you don't really need to. Because you are all going to be seeing me with more god damn bling then fucking Alonzo Parker could ever buy. Soon to be Xtreme World Champion. Lots of leather and lots of things to shine.
He smirks and turns the camera off. The bartender snickered a bit putting some money in the cash register behind the counter.
Bartender/// Wrestler?
Tweeks smiled and nodded his head. He really knew where this was going. Happened way too much.
Bartender/// Wow what a fag.
Tweeks laughed as the band he came for hit the stage, Building Better Bombs, his favorite local act. The screamy voices hit his ears and he looked the bartender in the face.
Tweeks/// You're new here aren't you?
He nodded and Tweeks grabbed the bartender by the head and smacked it against the bar counter. The dude hit the ground quick and a few people at the bar just look at him awkwardly. Tweeks smiles and stands up and goes behind the counter.
Tweeks/// So who needs drinks?
Macks shaked his head as Tweeks handed him another bottle. The scene faded as Tweeks nodded his head to the soothing sound of expirmental punk rock.
TBCB No One
Our scene opens up inside of the Triple Rock Cafe, one of Tweeks' favorite venues in Minneapolis/St.Paul area of Minnesota. Seen some great bands Gallows, Cancer Bats, This Is Hell, Four Year Strong, I Am The Avalanche, etc. The place made him happy and has made several other people happy over the years, enough to where NOFX had to make a damn song about it. Fuckkk that's good. There's a local band playing at the time and we see Tweeks sitting at the bar with a friend from the area. He's drinking a coke as his buddy is sucking down a bottle of Bud Light. They are making small talk as the band finishes up there last song of their set.
Tweeks/// So what's going on with you then? I mean last I heard you were writing for some record labels on the East Coast or some shit. How's that going?
Friend/// Ah it was good paychecks, but honestly ...it wasn't for me. The record industry has everything backwards these days. All people want is something that is going to go straight to radio and never get heard again until it's considered a classic. It's fucking pathetic. I wrote a few songs for a few labels and they seemed to like it. Then I heard what they turned most of the songs into and honestly it was garbage. They are trying to turn songs that are complete torment, complete depression and giving them to pop singers with a upbeat ...and I am just sitting here thinking WHAT THE FUCK!?
Tweeks/// I could of told you that Macks, I mean shit why do you think I got out of the industry while I could? All their bullshit they pull is unbelieveable. And how much money they want for you just having that label name plastered on you, it's crazy. Oh well, it's dumb, so glad I got out of it. I just hope you are better off away from it all now.
Macks/// Yeah very much so, getting away from it all in a way and getting back into writing more so. Have been in the works of writing a book and writing for a few local bands. Its all working out right now. How bout you though? You are just getting shoved into shit in CWF huh? You going for a World title again? Didn't think I would see the day again.
Tweeks/// Yeah who would of thought huh?
He took a drink of his soda almost trying to get off the subject. He was getting the itch again.
Macks/// Oh don't even man. I mean all of us know you have it in you, been there way too many times before. But the way you avoid it is just dumb. I fucking watch that bullshit every week man and see how the rest of them are. Then I see you take a mic and own everything. You own them in a matter of a sentence. You take every person in the damn crowd and make them actually believe every word you fucking spit and you do it with a damn wink of the eye it seems. I think you said it once, you got a damn swagger of it.
Tweeks smiled and shook his head looking away from him to the stage where they were still setting up for the next band.
Macks/// Come on dude. Seriously you know it, I know it, and the whole damn wrestling community knows it. You own that ring with your words and your actions and this next match of yours is going to be huge. You deserve it really and I know you do. Who you facing even?
He tooks his eyes away from the stage and put them on Macks before taking another drink of his Coke.
Tweeks/// It depends. It's a Gauntlet match, I either face the current Champ, Alonzo Parker, CJ Tyler, or Eryk Ince. The rules are a bit sketchy if you aren't a big wrestling fan. Hell even CJ can't get the rules down right. First match is Alonzo vs Eryk and whoever wins is the new champ and moves on to face CJ, winner of that goes on as champ and then faces me.
Macks/// So you kind of already have the upper hand on that huh?
Tweeks/// Already have the upper hand? Fuck the match was made and I had the upper hand.
He laughed and Macks gave him a grin.
Macks/// Fuck man you are cocky.
Tweeks/// I wouldn't call it cocky Macks. I would just really call it confidence. Fuck I'm not going to do this for free. You want a rundown of how things are, I will give you one and the CWF fans one too.
Macks looked at him really confused as Tweeks bent down and pulled a video camera out of his messenger bag next to him. He set it down propped on an upside down bowl and turned it on. Tweeks TV begins once more.
Tweeks/// So Tweekers and Tweekettes we meet again. This time inside the historic local venue and kick ass bar and cafe, the Triple Rock, otherwise known to the locals as the T-Rock. See this is a special edition of Tweeks TV that wasn't nearly planned. My friend Macks here next to me wanted a little rundown of how things were heading into Malice Effect. Hell the man wanted to know why I was so damn 'cocky' about this match. On how I already had the upper hand when the match was made, before the position of where people went actually sat. See things pulled together hard and in a secure way when the match was made cause well look at my opponents. CJ Tyler thinks he's a damn god now because he can attack his good friend, to show and prove he is a damn changed man. To make everyone believe that he is something other then the bitch that he was when I destroyed him and left him in a pile in the ring. Emotionally and physically drained. A broken shell of a damn person. CJ I don't like waving around that you think you aren't a human being. Believe me, I like waving around that you literally, fucking think, you are some damn extra special piece of shit. When all you are is some damn kid who thinks he is enlightened, a new person, and somebody not to fucking mess with. You are suddenly a god now? A god because you can crack a glass over the head of a good friend? This business is built on what? Backstabbing and juicy damn gossip. And the gossip going around right now Ceej is nobody still gives a fuck about you.
He pauses as Macks is just laughing in the background, trying to cover his mouth from the laughter.
Tweeks/// See nobody gave a fuck about you when you were the fun loving rip off of some funny piece of crap. So many people didn't give a crap that when you tried to be something serious everybody really started to think you were funny. Then when you tried to be a loving parent, that's when things really started to get hilarious, to the point of where I couldn't even contain myself. I laughed so damn hard that it made me throw up. I literally threw up into a toilet from the laughter. Sorry I'm starting to mistake laughter for utter disgust. See Ceej you have done more changing over the past few years in this industry then a damn mother changes diapers. I can stand baby shit. I can't stand CJ shit.
He shakes his head and Macks is just eating it up ordering another bottle of Bud Light.
Tweeks/// That's enough of CJ Tyler. I don't even want to talk about him anymore, fuck the man got cheers when he suddenly got attacked by his supposed road buddy Punisher. Now that's damn pathetic! Let's move on to some full loving intervention deserving piece of shit known as Eryk Ince. I'm glad he's noticing some things. I'm glad that he thinks he knows me more then anything. Why did I not speak pretty much nothing about you last time Eryk? Because I have no fuel that you provided for me? No it's because you are about as boring to talk about then it was attempting to be Jake Benson's lackey. And I am starting to get the fact that you were trained by the man. I am really starting to get that you two are more alike then you would like to put off. Because even CJ Tyler is making a point on you and that's crazy as shit! He made a point?! You let CJ Tyler make a point on you? What have you done since SIC? What have you done since that pink haired girl left you how many months ago? What have you done since you walk in with a cigarette and walked out not winning another chance at a tag title you have had a chance at winning like fifty times now? You've done as much as I like talking about you. And that's not a lot. See things are coming together for a reason. Things came to light when this match was made. Twists and turns? There has been none. Alonzo Parker hasn't said a word and that wont change until a few hours before the event. Eryk Ince still hasn't done a fucking damn thing. Oh he won the Xtreme title? Yeah good job, I gave the title away and a few weeks later won it back because I can and didn't care!
He laughed out at that one just thinking of Punkanarchist.
Tweeks/// And CJ Tyler is still a bitch. See I don't see CJ turning into a bad guy as a twist. I just see it as his personality matching his so called persona. It's fucking gay! It's fucking hilarious! Because the thing that CJ has always wanted to be, funny! Has finally happened right after he just started getting serious. And in all seriousness. That is the real humor!
He now looks over at Macks with a grin.
Tweeks/// So Macks do you see why I have the upper hand? Do you see why this isn't cockyness? This is knowing what the hell you are about to face. And I am about to face a man that has to hide behind a mask and attempt to redefine himself every week to make himself seem interesting. A man that has a best friend that is a pack of cigarettes and is nothing but a cheap alcoholic version of his mentor. And a bitch that's best fued with anyone, his best segments, and his best promos and matchs if you want to call them that. Have been against a comic book character that likes to beat up women, gangsters, and washed up pieces of fucking shit! Cockyness? This is just knowing what I can do, and what I can earn. The World title my friend is something I can take if I want. And a last ditch effort from a hollowed out champion wont change that. A sudden change of heart from a pussy wont change that. And somebody having a possible last chance at fame for somebody who never could get it in the first place, for someone that just really wants to surpass his teacher. And Macks ...I stand here the same person I was months ago. Years ago. The Unoriginal Psycho? Maybe. But this unoriginal dude still gets it done, when others never could. Good enough answer?
He looked at Macks with curious eyes. If he said no, he wasn't going to be lucky enough to get another Tweeks promo first hand. Macks smiled and nodded his head taking another sip of his beer. Tweeks looks to the camera once more for a final time for the segment.
Tweeks/// So kiddies keep me in your thoughts. Fuck you don't really need to. Because you are all going to be seeing me with more god damn bling then fucking Alonzo Parker could ever buy. Soon to be Xtreme World Champion. Lots of leather and lots of things to shine.
He smirks and turns the camera off. The bartender snickered a bit putting some money in the cash register behind the counter.
Bartender/// Wrestler?
Tweeks smiled and nodded his head. He really knew where this was going. Happened way too much.
Bartender/// Wow what a fag.
Tweeks laughed as the band he came for hit the stage, Building Better Bombs, his favorite local act. The screamy voices hit his ears and he looked the bartender in the face.
Tweeks/// You're new here aren't you?
He nodded and Tweeks grabbed the bartender by the head and smacked it against the bar counter. The dude hit the ground quick and a few people at the bar just look at him awkwardly. Tweeks smiles and stands up and goes behind the counter.
Tweeks/// So who needs drinks?
Macks shaked his head as Tweeks handed him another bottle. The scene faded as Tweeks nodded his head to the soothing sound of expirmental punk rock.
TBCB No One