Post by zerodeluca on Jan 11, 2009 2:14:03 GMT -5
*Backstage of the CWF arena, inside the office of owner Psycho Luke is not only Luke himself, who is occupied by flipping through rake magazines. But also Luke’s assistant, secretary, associate, personal nuisance, whatever you want to call her Zero DeLuca. She is fast forwarding a random newly released CWF DVD. She taps the remote against her chin looking at the TV screen rather puzzled. Luke looks up from his magazine to see her facial expression. He lets out a heavy sigh.*
Psycho Luke - You know, if you press the little sideways triangle button you won’t have to watch it on fast forward. It will actually slow down so you can see what is happening.
*Zero turns her head and looks at him.*
Zero DeLuca - These are the women I am facing Monday yes?
Psycho Luke - Possibly. Depending on the outcome of the matches before yours. But yes. You could have the chance of facing Angelica Dumas or Jennah Hembrook, and then depending on if you win your match you could face Randii Todd and then Kenzie. Then if you can beat Kenzie you will become the new Women’s champion.
Zero DeLuca - Women’s champion…so then I would be the champion of all the women in the world?
*Luke looks at her, knowing it would be much too difficult to really try and explain it, he decides to just agree with her.*
Psycho Luke - Yep exactly. You would be the best woman in the entire world.
Zero DeLuca - That’s not right. Queen Elizabeth is a much better woman.
*Luke just sighs again and tries to put his attention back into his magazine. But it isn’t long before he sees Zero’s hand sliding the magazine down so he is forced to look at her and acknowledge her.*
Psycho Luke - What now?
Zero DeLuca - If I am in this match you say…a guillotine…
Psycho Luke - Gauntlet.
Zero DeLuca - Right goblet….
Psycho Luke - Not GOBlet….GAUNTlet.
Zero DeLuca - That’s what I said. If I am in this match. I should train yes? Get some practice?
Psycho Luke - Probably wouldn’t hurt.
*He raises his magazine back up only to have it lowered once again by Zero.*
Zero DeLuca - I should learn wrestling.
Psycho Luke - That would be the best thing to do. Wait…did you say learn wrestling? You don’t know how? You’ve had matches…how could you not know how to wrestle!?
Zero DeLuca - I know defense, I get how do you say…lucky?
Psycho Luke - Jesus Christ.
*Luke fumbles through his desk until he finds what he is looking for. A business card. He hands it to Zero who takes it and looks at it.*
Psycho Luke - Call him up. He’s a wrestling trainer. Tell him I said it was an emergency and he will get you as prepared as possible for your match on Monday.
*She looks at the name and the number on the card, studying it for what seems like hours.*
Psycho Luke - When I said to call him…I meant to call him right away. Not wait 5 hours and then call him. You have a match on Monday for the title against women who’ve been around a while. Granted they may all be dumb bitches, but if you don’t know what your doing out there you are going to get the shit beat out of you, and then who is going to get me my Jager?
*Zero shrugs her shoulders and puts the card in her pocket. She walks over to a chair where she has a child’s school desk set up and a paper nameplate that reads ‘Zero DeLuca’ on it. She grabs her coat off the back and slips it on. She looks over at Luke.*
Zero DeLuca - Don’t touch my desk. I shall call this fellow and surprise you with the amazing talent I will learn.
*With that, she walks out of the office leaving Luke finally to some peace and quiet.*
Psycho Luke - You know, if you press the little sideways triangle button you won’t have to watch it on fast forward. It will actually slow down so you can see what is happening.
*Zero turns her head and looks at him.*
Zero DeLuca - These are the women I am facing Monday yes?
Psycho Luke - Possibly. Depending on the outcome of the matches before yours. But yes. You could have the chance of facing Angelica Dumas or Jennah Hembrook, and then depending on if you win your match you could face Randii Todd and then Kenzie. Then if you can beat Kenzie you will become the new Women’s champion.
Zero DeLuca - Women’s champion…so then I would be the champion of all the women in the world?
*Luke looks at her, knowing it would be much too difficult to really try and explain it, he decides to just agree with her.*
Psycho Luke - Yep exactly. You would be the best woman in the entire world.
Zero DeLuca - That’s not right. Queen Elizabeth is a much better woman.
*Luke just sighs again and tries to put his attention back into his magazine. But it isn’t long before he sees Zero’s hand sliding the magazine down so he is forced to look at her and acknowledge her.*
Psycho Luke - What now?
Zero DeLuca - If I am in this match you say…a guillotine…
Psycho Luke - Gauntlet.
Zero DeLuca - Right goblet….
Psycho Luke - Not GOBlet….GAUNTlet.
Zero DeLuca - That’s what I said. If I am in this match. I should train yes? Get some practice?
Psycho Luke - Probably wouldn’t hurt.
*He raises his magazine back up only to have it lowered once again by Zero.*
Zero DeLuca - I should learn wrestling.
Psycho Luke - That would be the best thing to do. Wait…did you say learn wrestling? You don’t know how? You’ve had matches…how could you not know how to wrestle!?
Zero DeLuca - I know defense, I get how do you say…lucky?
Psycho Luke - Jesus Christ.
*Luke fumbles through his desk until he finds what he is looking for. A business card. He hands it to Zero who takes it and looks at it.*
Psycho Luke - Call him up. He’s a wrestling trainer. Tell him I said it was an emergency and he will get you as prepared as possible for your match on Monday.
*She looks at the name and the number on the card, studying it for what seems like hours.*
Psycho Luke - When I said to call him…I meant to call him right away. Not wait 5 hours and then call him. You have a match on Monday for the title against women who’ve been around a while. Granted they may all be dumb bitches, but if you don’t know what your doing out there you are going to get the shit beat out of you, and then who is going to get me my Jager?
*Zero shrugs her shoulders and puts the card in her pocket. She walks over to a chair where she has a child’s school desk set up and a paper nameplate that reads ‘Zero DeLuca’ on it. She grabs her coat off the back and slips it on. She looks over at Luke.*
Zero DeLuca - Don’t touch my desk. I shall call this fellow and surprise you with the amazing talent I will learn.
*With that, she walks out of the office leaving Luke finally to some peace and quiet.*