Post by hellsgates on Jan 11, 2009 8:21:22 GMT -5
Hardcore Devil standing still as a statute. Head slumped down staring at the camera. Just as we’re all about to fall asleep Hardcore Angel comes running with a big bag. He dose a couple of laps around H.D before stopping right next to him.
H.A: YOU HAVE MATCH! YOU HAVE MATCH!
H.D doesn’t move as H.A starts to wave his hand in front of his face.
H.A: you no happy about your match?
With out moving anything a kinda mumbling sound comes out of H.D which kinda sounds like boring.
H.A: but I got tapes. Look.
He pulls a tape out of the big bag and waves it in front of H.D face before placing it to the TV that’s magically appeared behind them. H.D doesn’t move as the tape starts to play. Showing the Nate force interview.
Nate Force: "AHHH! LET ME TELL EVERYONE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MY NAME IS NATE FORCE AND I AM THE MASTER AND RULER OF THE FOOOORCE!!! (H.D’s head quickly spins around at the mention of the force. I AM ALSO THE CWF WORLD CHAMPION!!!"
H.D and H.A: the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE? COOL! HE’S A JEDI!
H.D: I get to face Jedi and kick his butt with my devil powers. Coz not even the force can beat the devil. This gonna be fun fun. As I take on mister angry Jedi. and and this is COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
H.A: listen?
Nate Force: "IT ONLY MAKES SENSE MR. INTERVIEWER HONKY TONK, THE ONLY POWER IN THE GALAXY THAT STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST THE POWER OF THE FOOORCE!!! IS THE POWER OF THE DEEEEVIL!!! UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE HARDCORE DEVIL HE IS A STUPID DEVIL-WANNABE-JABRONI-HONKY TONK!!! HIS PHONY POWERS STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST THE POWER OF THE FOOORCE AND THE MASTER AND RULER OF THAT POWER... MEEEE!!!"
H.D: OMG! He uses speech marks in his RP!
H.A: what’s a RP?
H.D: will it’s some thing the real people do. They sit at computers and wirte rp’s otherwise we wouldn’t exist.
H.A: so we’re not real.
H.D: yeap.
H.A: but H.D mister jedI said that you’re a stupid devil wannabe.
With that H.D starts to jump all-around shouting and screaming and then suddenly he stops and looks at the camera.
H.D: Nate…..I am your farther.
H.A: you are?
H.D: don’t know? H.A how do you make baby’s?
H.A: errrrrrrrrr well little devil once told me. You stick a bun in the oven.
H.D: I’ve done that coz nothing beats a worm bun.
H.A: H.D your at a disadvantage he’s bigger and stronger then you? And it’s not even your ferrite type of match.
H.D: but don’t you see? Brother. I’m the devil and to night in front of all these devilmaniacs. I’m gonna rip you into little bitty pieces for what you gonna do when devilmania goes wild over you!
H.D starts to flax his muscles until he notices that there not that big.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so what mister angry Jedi who pees him self every three seconds and looks like the ultimate warrior that’s why I try to be hulk Hogan even thro the warrior kick his ass butt I’m not hulk and your not warrior you’ve just some guy that’s been hit over the head with steely the steel chair a lot and maid you dumber then me. So keep on shouting you monkey breath silly swimsuit wearing dodo brained rat face transvestite. So just shit back as HELL’S GATE’S OPENS UP AND SHALLOWS YOU!
With that H.D and H.A run off the screen to eat an ice cream or some thing.
H.A: YOU HAVE MATCH! YOU HAVE MATCH!
H.D doesn’t move as H.A starts to wave his hand in front of his face.
H.A: you no happy about your match?
With out moving anything a kinda mumbling sound comes out of H.D which kinda sounds like boring.
H.A: but I got tapes. Look.
He pulls a tape out of the big bag and waves it in front of H.D face before placing it to the TV that’s magically appeared behind them. H.D doesn’t move as the tape starts to play. Showing the Nate force interview.
Nate Force: "AHHH! LET ME TELL EVERYONE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, MY NAME IS NATE FORCE AND I AM THE MASTER AND RULER OF THE FOOOORCE!!! (H.D’s head quickly spins around at the mention of the force. I AM ALSO THE CWF WORLD CHAMPION!!!"
H.D and H.A: the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE? COOL! HE’S A JEDI!
H.D: I get to face Jedi and kick his butt with my devil powers. Coz not even the force can beat the devil. This gonna be fun fun. As I take on mister angry Jedi. and and this is COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
H.A: listen?
Nate Force: "IT ONLY MAKES SENSE MR. INTERVIEWER HONKY TONK, THE ONLY POWER IN THE GALAXY THAT STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST THE POWER OF THE FOOORCE!!! IS THE POWER OF THE DEEEEVIL!!! UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE HARDCORE DEVIL HE IS A STUPID DEVIL-WANNABE-JABRONI-HONKY TONK!!! HIS PHONY POWERS STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST THE POWER OF THE FOOORCE AND THE MASTER AND RULER OF THAT POWER... MEEEE!!!"
H.D: OMG! He uses speech marks in his RP!
H.A: what’s a RP?
H.D: will it’s some thing the real people do. They sit at computers and wirte rp’s otherwise we wouldn’t exist.
H.A: so we’re not real.
H.D: yeap.
H.A: but H.D mister jedI said that you’re a stupid devil wannabe.
With that H.D starts to jump all-around shouting and screaming and then suddenly he stops and looks at the camera.
H.D: Nate…..I am your farther.
H.A: you are?
H.D: don’t know? H.A how do you make baby’s?
H.A: errrrrrrrrr well little devil once told me. You stick a bun in the oven.
H.D: I’ve done that coz nothing beats a worm bun.
H.A: H.D your at a disadvantage he’s bigger and stronger then you? And it’s not even your ferrite type of match.
H.D: but don’t you see? Brother. I’m the devil and to night in front of all these devilmaniacs. I’m gonna rip you into little bitty pieces for what you gonna do when devilmania goes wild over you!
H.D starts to flax his muscles until he notices that there not that big.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so what mister angry Jedi who pees him self every three seconds and looks like the ultimate warrior that’s why I try to be hulk Hogan even thro the warrior kick his ass butt I’m not hulk and your not warrior you’ve just some guy that’s been hit over the head with steely the steel chair a lot and maid you dumber then me. So keep on shouting you monkey breath silly swimsuit wearing dodo brained rat face transvestite. So just shit back as HELL’S GATE’S OPENS UP AND SHALLOWS YOU!
With that H.D and H.A run off the screen to eat an ice cream or some thing.