Post by Mak on Jan 14, 2009 3:23:21 GMT -5
A revolution of sorts is on the horizon. CWF shut it’s doors for the last part of 2008.…only in order to prepare for the future. Houseshows still ran across the country for promotional purposes but Redemption was in the process of being transferred to a new network and the focus has all been going directly to tonight. Malice Effect, CWF’s biggest Pay Per View in quite some time. The biggest and brightest stars stepping into the ring for one night that will be remembered for ages. Ladies and gents, put on your helmets and fasten your seatbelts because tonight malice is taking over…and it won’t be a fun ride.
The cameras open the show inside the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota with the theme blasting over the sold out arena. The entire crowd is on their feet, anticipating this event for the past month. After a nice pyro display on the grand stage, none other than Psycho Luke’s music begins playing. The crowd remains on their feet screaming away, Luke soon making his appearance on the stage, sporting a new Kratos style paint job around the side of his face with his dreaded Mohawk hanging off the opposite side for a full on view of it. He walks down the ramp, enjoying the view of the massive arena as he makes his way into the ring. Quickly being handed a microphone by Tami Blake, he waits as his music fades out but the thousands of fans in attendance are still screaming away. Finally after being given some silence to speak, he does so….
Luke: And here we are. It’s 2009, the Target Center is sold out, I’m already slightly drunk, and the only thing left is to let the malice take over. Malice, what this event is entitled after. The very feeling of hatred, greed and animosity. All of which you will see right here tonight. So everyone, prepare yourselves for a bumpy ride. Because the malice effect is about to take control.
He drops the microphone and exit’s the ring to another big ovation as the cameras go to Jim Walters and Drew Davis. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen these two.
Drew: I don’t know about you Jim, but I’ve been waiting impatiently for this event for the past several weeks! I just can’t wait to see what kind of action the CWF Superstars have in store! Not to mention all the variety of matches we have! It’s going to be unbelievable!
Jim: No doubt about it Drew, tonight all the top CWF Superstars are in action and like you said, we have a variety of matches tonight. Two gauntlets, a 3 stages of hell is gonna have huge variety all in its own. Not to mention the handicapped match announced earlier by Torrey Lyne.
Drew: But coming up, we have the first match in the World Title gauntlet. Alonzo Parker defends his most prestigious bling bling against Eryk Ince, another top superstar who’s just on the verge of finally breaking out here in CWF.
Match 1
1st Of Gauntlet Series
World Championship
Eryk Ince vs. Alonzo Parker (c)
Winner: Eryk Ince
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kz6ZwDjwt4
Kenzie is seen arriving to the arena, as she walks down the hallway she sees her sister MaKenna walking out of her locker room. MaKenna looks up and her eyes lock with Kenzie’s. Kenzie walks up to her and takes a deep breath.
Kenzie: Kenna, you’ve gotten yourself in a tough situation with Torrey and the S.In. whores…if you need it, I’ll help you.
MaKenna: MaKenzie, you have enough on your plate tonight. This is something I started and I will finish. I will get my job back as Director of Talent. It’s where I belong, I don’t belong in the ring anymore.
Kenzie: You know Torrey has set up this match to tear you apart right?
MaKenna: I’m aware, but I will do what I have to, even it means getting torn limb from limb. I’ve got to go, I’m up. Good luck tonight ok?
Kenzie nods and watches as MaKenna heads towards the ring. The two sisters hadn’t fought much since Kenzie retired several months back. Back when MaKenna was the Director. They hadn’t exactly been close either though. Kenzie lets out a sigh and heads to her locker room.
Match 2
Handicap Match
MaKenna Burns vs. S.In. w/Torrey Lyne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9TaYysBmRk
MaKenna and Kenzie have made their way backstage.
MaKenna: I told you I had it covered MaKenzie!
Kenzie: Yeah Kenna, you looked to really have it covered while your ass was plastered to that ring.
MaKenna: I was doing fine!
Kenzie: Cut the bullshit Kenna. I helped you, you needed it, you know it, and you appreciate it!
Kenzie gets frustrated and walks off leaving MaKenna in the hallway.
Match 3
1st Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Angelica Dumas vs. Jennah Hembrook (c)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jqSip14p5E
Backstage Dale Miller is inside Psycho Luke’s office. Luke is know where to be found. But sitting at her child’s school desk is Zero DeLuca. Her fists propping her chin up as she looks to be in deep thought.
Dale Miller: Zero?
Zero DeLuca: Luke is not here, please leave a message after the beep……………
Dale stands there for a few moments…yes he is in fact waiting for the beep. However it does not come.
Dale Miller: Zero are you okay? How did your training go? We heard Psycho Luke gave you the business card of a widely known and respected trainer.
Zero DeLuca: I trained for many hours with Master Bernerd.
Dale Miller: Great, so do you feel well prepared for your match, or matches?
Zero DeLuca: I think so. Master Bernerd taught me lots about stamina and endurance and strength.
Dale Miller: Would you mind sharing some of his teachings with us?
Zero DeLuca: Well, I learned a lot of strength training by hauling his dirty laundry from the third floor to the basement. Where I then had to wash it by hand with a garden hose and a bar of soap.
Dale gets a very confused look on his face.
Zero DeLuca: My endurance was tested by repeatedly shoveling his driveway free of snow and vacuuming the floors of his house. Then my stamina was then tested after all of that by doing his dishes and cooking him dinner.
Dale looks like a deer caught in the headlights of a semi truck.
Zero DeLuca: It was very vigorous training. I feel well prepared.
Dale Miller: Zero, who was this trainer Luke sent you to?
Zero pulls his business card out of her pocket and hands it to Dale.
Zero DeLuca: Master Bernerd, trainer extraordinaire.
Dale Miller: Zero…..this card has Game Stop hand written at the top, a phone number and the name Bernerd written under it….
Zero DeLuca: Yes that is right. Game Stop is the name of his training academy.
Dale looks at the card and then flips it over and sees Midwest Wrestling Academy Owner Scott Steele and a phone number. Dale shakes his head.
Dale Miller: Zero…..I think you called the wrong person.
He shows her the proper side of the card.
Dale Miller: This is the wrestling trainer….the other guy is probably Luke’s hook up to get discounts on video games.
Zero just looks at Dale confused who puts the card down on her little desk and just walks out of the room shaking his head.
Match 4
#1 Contendership To International Championship
JC Styles vs. Dirk Dagger
Winner: JC Styles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1rp_VQ6oNA
The camera goes backstage where Bob Bikkleton is catching up to Marcus Gage, who has his bags and is walking to the exit.
Bob: Marcus Gage? Where are you going? You have a match up next?
He spins around glaring at Bob.
Gage: Oh I do? Well it seems to me that the guy who was supposed to be my partner was too fucking worthless to even show up. And the fact that I was put in a tag match with 3 nobodies is a joke. I'm the best wrestler this company has and they want to stick me in a tag match against a bunch of nobodies instead of placing me in some sort of title match? It's a fucking joke. The Anderson's aren't worth my fucking time. They can have a precious victory for all I care, it's the only one they're ever going to get....and seeing as they won't be actually defeating me it's not like this will go against my undefeated record. No, instead of wasting my time in a match where my partner can't even show up, I'm going to go do something worthwhile and continue my training, because once management gets their heads out of their asses and realize that I'm the best they've got, I'll be getting all the title shots and they'll be wishing they never stuck me in a terrible environment such as a tag match. Now get the fuck out of my face.
He continues walking off as the cameras go to the ring where we see the Andersons. Although it's a forfeit victory, it still gets them one step closer to being #1 Contenders to the Tag Team Championships.
Match 5
Tag Team Match
Marcus Gage & Jeremy Adams vs. The Andersons (Billy & Tyler)
Winners: The Andersons
The cameras go backstage where Punisher is preparing for his upcoming bout. Chastity comes up to him.
Chastity: Punisher, everyone wants to know what's been going on? What's with your actions as of late?
Punisher: Aren't any of you listening? I've said it a billion times that it's not me. It's an imposter. What motive would I have to attack people?
Chastity: Well to show that you're not boring to Psycho Luke so he takes you out of your upcoming career changing match.
Punisher: I've got enough confidence in my own skill that I don't need to get attention that way. I'm a former World Champion, not to mention in the Hall Of Living Legends. If those achievements alone don't attract attention then people are blind. I am the present face of this company and there's no one who can take that away from me. Not even an imposter.
Punisher storms off. He seemed to get rather aggressive when being confronted. He says it's an imposter but is he just hiding the truth?
Match 6
2nd Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Zero Deluca vs. TBD
Zero is standing in the ring waiting for her opponent but Tami Blake re-enters the ring.
Tami: Due to the double countout of the previous Women's Gauntlet match and both participants being eliminated from the gauntlet. Zero DeLuca receives a bye, therefore is the winner and will move onto round 3.
Zero looks confused for a minute but Tami explains it into her ear and she begins jumping around like crazy and soon races backstage to tell Luke the good news....
Jim: That girl is crazy as hell.
Drew: You think she'd do my laundry if I told her it was training?
Jim shakes his head.
Jim: Anyways, coming up next is the second match of the World Title Gauntlet. CJ Tyler takes on Eryk Ince. Lets see the recent events that have spawned between the two of them. Former best friends turned bitter enemies.
The titantron shows a promo video hyping up the upcoming bout. Showing the former friends hanging out and of course the shattering of the friendship at the hand....or glass of CJ Tyler. This should be a very hard fought bout.
Match 7
2nd Of Gauntlet Series
World Championship
CJ Tyler vs. Eryk Ince
Winner: CJ Tyler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yeOJgZlGPM
After a small video detailing future cities that CWF will be touring. The cameras go backstage where Dale Miller is set up with Zero DeLuca...
Dale Miller: Zero are you excited about moving up in the gauntlet?
Zero DeLuca: Yes! My training paid off!
Zero flexes her muscles.
Dale Miller: But Zero, you got a by…
Zero DeLuca: Yes I know. My opponent was too scared of my new abilities, so she didn’t even show. She went bye-bye-bye.
Dale just lowers the microphone, shaking his head and walks off, leaving Zero there to look proud of herself.
Match 8
Triple Threat Match
Loser Receives New Gimmick
Jake Benson vs. Punisher vs. Lance Khaos
Winner: Lance Khaos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFwR4NKqAQM
Lance celebrates the victory with....Khaos, and afterwards "they" head backstage. Meanwhile Benson, slowly gets up in the ring, still groggy and beaten. Soon Psycho Luke walks out with a big smirk on his face, instantly putting a sour look upon Benson's.
Luke: Well well well. Do my eyes deceive me? It can't be. The big bad Benson is the one that I get to pick a new gimmick for?! Unbelievable. Where's Don West when you need him? UNBELIEVABLE! Now being completely honest and serious, as an athlete you are without a doubt one of the top in the world. As a personality.....well you can be compared to a dead moth. But don't fear Jakey, that's what I'm here to help with. Over the past few weeks I've had many many ideas pop through my head about a possible gimmick. A ventriloquist sounded good. But then I remembered that Aaron already has that covered. Then I thought maybe an assman. Can you picture Jake Benson as a guy obsessed with the anus? Walking down this very ramp to Baby Got Back, with a butt plastered on the front of his T-Shirt with his brand new slogan....been there, blasted that.
Most of the crowd at this point have "oh snap" expressions on their faces and Benson looks more furious than ever.
Luke: Or maybe as a farmers daughter. A flannel top, tied above his belly. Daisy Duke shorts to show off his legs. Then I could run around with a shot gun saying "now don't y'all be trying to put yer seed in my employee". He could end up being related to over half the roster. But then even better ideas. How about making him a woman beater? He may be a hardass in the ring but if you know this man behind the curtain you'd know he's a suave one with the ladies. Can you imagine Benson being drunk and beating up ho's for sho left and right? But....but finally the greatest idea came to me. Something that will humor me beyond belief and no....CWF is not going PG like other wrestling companies, this is just absolute hilarity at its finest.
Luke points up to the titantron which now shows a picture of pikachu.
Luke: Jake Benson is now the official Pokemon Trainer of CWF. So you better get yourself some balls Jakey. You're gonna need em....to catch 'em all that is.
Luke lowers the mic and gives Jake a big thumbs up as he heads backstage. Benson going completely berzerk as he heads backstage fuming with anger.
Match 9
3rd Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Randii Todd vs. Zero DeLuca
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-EtApnF-RU
Randii is heading backstage currently the interim Women’s champion. Knowing she is only one match away from holding the title for good, she couldn’t be happier, until she walks through the curtain and is grabbed around the waist. She looks up and sees Razor Rob holding on to her smiling.
Razor Rob: You did good out there.
Randii Todd: Thanks monkey. Go kick that giant retards ass okay?
Razor Rob: You know I will.
Randii Todd: Find me when the shows over?
Razor Rob: You got it.
Rob gives her a kiss on the forehead and lets her go so she can go rest up before her match against Kenzie.
Match 10
Xtreme Match
#1 Contendership To Xtreme Championship
Razor Rob vs. Gigantis
Winner: Razor Rob
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gec3zG4SGRg
Backstage, the entire Southside Connection crew follow J-Roc and Outlaw out of the dressing room. The group stops in the hall and all of the members slap hands and bump shoulders as they wish their stablemates luck. The other members re-enter the dressing room as J-Roc and Outlaw walk down the hall and get ready to go out. The two slap hands with each other as they talk.
J-Roc: This is our night, homie.
Outlaw: Yeah Southside Connection, bruh.
Match 11
3 Stages Of Hell Elimination Match
#1 Contendership To World Championship
Outlaw vs. Evan Starr vs. J-Roc vs. Gato
Winner: Evan Starr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEhaNRcF-QY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6NsBkrmzac
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoleYGtPJ1M
Backstage we see CJ Tyler talking with Razor Rob. Seems they're plotting the "new beginning" of CWF.
CJ: Rob, as of right now we are unstoppable. You have an Xtreme Title shot against the man I'm going to kill right here tonight to retain my World Title. And then after that we can focus on saving what pathetic tag team division this company has. Lets face it, this place is a joke and it needs people like us to rebuild it. Luke has lost his mind and I'm tired of the jokes.
Rob: I completely agree. This place needs us to be taken seriously. Everyone else here is a joke. And it's time we take the spots that we deserve.
Match 12
Singles Match
Nate Force vs. Hardcore Devil
Winner: Nate Force
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XauLUhOv6PI
Jim: Well coming up next Drew, is the official Women's Championship match. The legend Kenzie, takes on the newcomer Randii Todd as they battle for the gold.
Drew: I personally have been hoping for this one all night. I think these two are both badasses in their own right and I have wanted to see them both in the ring ever since we seen the arrival of Randii. And finally we're getting to see it, not only that....but for the Womens Gold!
Jim: Kenzie has the experience edge but Randii showed her skills earlier tonight when she defeated Zero DeLuca. It all comes down to this right here. Randii against Kenzie for the championship....
Match 13
Last Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Kenzie vs. Randii
Winner: And NEW Women's champion Kenzie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk7RIQmFaWI
Backstage, Bob Bikkleton is standing with CJ Tyler for a quick prematch Interview.
Bob: CJ, earlier tonight you came one step closer to living your dream to be CWF World Champion.
CJ: What do you mean one step closer? I am living the dream Bob. I am the CWF World Champion.
Bob: Well you may be holding the championship yes but technically you are only the interim champion. The official next champion will be crowned in the next match where you take on one of your biggest nemesis' Tweeks.
CJ: Tweeks is just a comedian, a joker, and all these people buy into it. But not me. I see Tweeks for what he really is. A self centered, arrogant fuck. And tonight I'm going to beat him once and for all.
Bob: Well he has always been a tough competitor in the ring....
CJ: Yeah? Well after tonight he will only be remembered for being decimated by CJ Tyler. Tweeks, take your last breath and make it count. Say goodbye to your precious Kenzie, say goodbye to your friends....cause this is the last time you see them.
Suddenly a chair smashes CJ in the back of the head taking him out. Into the view of the camera steps.....my god it's Chett The Threat! He gets a decent reaction from the crowd as he has a big grin on his face.
Chett: Hey everyone. Did ya miss me? I came by to wish my good pal CJ luck in his upcoming match and to tell them that if he's the champion then I'm gonna be gunning for his damned title. You hear me CJ....your ass is mine!
Chett smashes the chair over CJ's back and he walks off, a few EMTs come running to the scene to help out seeing as The World Championship match is up next and he's involved in it...
Main Event
Last Of Gauntlet Series
World Championship
Tweeks vs. CJ
Winner: And NEW World Champion Tweeks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvW_9ktduMQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ik_qctzeZE
Tweeks celebrates in the ring to plenty of pyro. Soon the cameras go backstage as we see Luke.
Luke: Well that was a fun night wasn't it? But it's only just begun.....We only just started 2009...just think of what more we will bring to the table by the time another year passes. Luke turns and heads into his office, the cameras following him in. Zero is sitting at her desk and suddenly looks up at him.
Zero: Luke, you have one new message. Would you like to hear it?
Luke: Uh Sure.
Zero: New Message, new message 1. Monday January 12th, 2009, 11:53 p-m.....Hey! Who are you?! What are you doing here?! I'm the Punisher. Ahhh get away from me you freak! Smack, boom, bang, whiz, slam....Poor Luke, getting distracted by females again. You tell him I left him a present in the shower. Okay Punisher I will. End message.
A disgruntled look appears on Luke's face as he slowly makes his way towards his personal shower. There he sees a thick lumped up blanket, a few blood trails flowing from it....He slowly pulls the blanket off, only revealing another Punisher shirt drapped over the person's face. He pulls the shirt off revealing that the person is none other than Kenzie and Kenna's little sister Karsyn. A blood trail flows from her forehead from where she was hit by some blunt object. Complete silence fills the room as well as the arena, as Luke closes his eyes and slowly rubs his hand back over his head as the show fades out and the credits begin to play....
The cameras open the show inside the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota with the theme blasting over the sold out arena. The entire crowd is on their feet, anticipating this event for the past month. After a nice pyro display on the grand stage, none other than Psycho Luke’s music begins playing. The crowd remains on their feet screaming away, Luke soon making his appearance on the stage, sporting a new Kratos style paint job around the side of his face with his dreaded Mohawk hanging off the opposite side for a full on view of it. He walks down the ramp, enjoying the view of the massive arena as he makes his way into the ring. Quickly being handed a microphone by Tami Blake, he waits as his music fades out but the thousands of fans in attendance are still screaming away. Finally after being given some silence to speak, he does so….
Luke: And here we are. It’s 2009, the Target Center is sold out, I’m already slightly drunk, and the only thing left is to let the malice take over. Malice, what this event is entitled after. The very feeling of hatred, greed and animosity. All of which you will see right here tonight. So everyone, prepare yourselves for a bumpy ride. Because the malice effect is about to take control.
He drops the microphone and exit’s the ring to another big ovation as the cameras go to Jim Walters and Drew Davis. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen these two.
Drew: I don’t know about you Jim, but I’ve been waiting impatiently for this event for the past several weeks! I just can’t wait to see what kind of action the CWF Superstars have in store! Not to mention all the variety of matches we have! It’s going to be unbelievable!
Jim: No doubt about it Drew, tonight all the top CWF Superstars are in action and like you said, we have a variety of matches tonight. Two gauntlets, a 3 stages of hell is gonna have huge variety all in its own. Not to mention the handicapped match announced earlier by Torrey Lyne.
Drew: But coming up, we have the first match in the World Title gauntlet. Alonzo Parker defends his most prestigious bling bling against Eryk Ince, another top superstar who’s just on the verge of finally breaking out here in CWF.
Match 1
1st Of Gauntlet Series
World Championship
Eryk Ince vs. Alonzo Parker (c)
Winner: Eryk Ince
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kz6ZwDjwt4
Kenzie is seen arriving to the arena, as she walks down the hallway she sees her sister MaKenna walking out of her locker room. MaKenna looks up and her eyes lock with Kenzie’s. Kenzie walks up to her and takes a deep breath.
Kenzie: Kenna, you’ve gotten yourself in a tough situation with Torrey and the S.In. whores…if you need it, I’ll help you.
MaKenna: MaKenzie, you have enough on your plate tonight. This is something I started and I will finish. I will get my job back as Director of Talent. It’s where I belong, I don’t belong in the ring anymore.
Kenzie: You know Torrey has set up this match to tear you apart right?
MaKenna: I’m aware, but I will do what I have to, even it means getting torn limb from limb. I’ve got to go, I’m up. Good luck tonight ok?
Kenzie nods and watches as MaKenna heads towards the ring. The two sisters hadn’t fought much since Kenzie retired several months back. Back when MaKenna was the Director. They hadn’t exactly been close either though. Kenzie lets out a sigh and heads to her locker room.
Match 2
Handicap Match
MaKenna Burns vs. S.In. w/Torrey Lyne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9TaYysBmRk
MaKenna and Kenzie have made their way backstage.
MaKenna: I told you I had it covered MaKenzie!
Kenzie: Yeah Kenna, you looked to really have it covered while your ass was plastered to that ring.
MaKenna: I was doing fine!
Kenzie: Cut the bullshit Kenna. I helped you, you needed it, you know it, and you appreciate it!
Kenzie gets frustrated and walks off leaving MaKenna in the hallway.
Match 3
1st Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Angelica Dumas vs. Jennah Hembrook (c)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jqSip14p5E
Backstage Dale Miller is inside Psycho Luke’s office. Luke is know where to be found. But sitting at her child’s school desk is Zero DeLuca. Her fists propping her chin up as she looks to be in deep thought.
Dale Miller: Zero?
Zero DeLuca: Luke is not here, please leave a message after the beep……………
Dale stands there for a few moments…yes he is in fact waiting for the beep. However it does not come.
Dale Miller: Zero are you okay? How did your training go? We heard Psycho Luke gave you the business card of a widely known and respected trainer.
Zero DeLuca: I trained for many hours with Master Bernerd.
Dale Miller: Great, so do you feel well prepared for your match, or matches?
Zero DeLuca: I think so. Master Bernerd taught me lots about stamina and endurance and strength.
Dale Miller: Would you mind sharing some of his teachings with us?
Zero DeLuca: Well, I learned a lot of strength training by hauling his dirty laundry from the third floor to the basement. Where I then had to wash it by hand with a garden hose and a bar of soap.
Dale gets a very confused look on his face.
Zero DeLuca: My endurance was tested by repeatedly shoveling his driveway free of snow and vacuuming the floors of his house. Then my stamina was then tested after all of that by doing his dishes and cooking him dinner.
Dale looks like a deer caught in the headlights of a semi truck.
Zero DeLuca: It was very vigorous training. I feel well prepared.
Dale Miller: Zero, who was this trainer Luke sent you to?
Zero pulls his business card out of her pocket and hands it to Dale.
Zero DeLuca: Master Bernerd, trainer extraordinaire.
Dale Miller: Zero…..this card has Game Stop hand written at the top, a phone number and the name Bernerd written under it….
Zero DeLuca: Yes that is right. Game Stop is the name of his training academy.
Dale looks at the card and then flips it over and sees Midwest Wrestling Academy Owner Scott Steele and a phone number. Dale shakes his head.
Dale Miller: Zero…..I think you called the wrong person.
He shows her the proper side of the card.
Dale Miller: This is the wrestling trainer….the other guy is probably Luke’s hook up to get discounts on video games.
Zero just looks at Dale confused who puts the card down on her little desk and just walks out of the room shaking his head.
Match 4
#1 Contendership To International Championship
JC Styles vs. Dirk Dagger
Winner: JC Styles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1rp_VQ6oNA
The camera goes backstage where Bob Bikkleton is catching up to Marcus Gage, who has his bags and is walking to the exit.
Bob: Marcus Gage? Where are you going? You have a match up next?
He spins around glaring at Bob.
Gage: Oh I do? Well it seems to me that the guy who was supposed to be my partner was too fucking worthless to even show up. And the fact that I was put in a tag match with 3 nobodies is a joke. I'm the best wrestler this company has and they want to stick me in a tag match against a bunch of nobodies instead of placing me in some sort of title match? It's a fucking joke. The Anderson's aren't worth my fucking time. They can have a precious victory for all I care, it's the only one they're ever going to get....and seeing as they won't be actually defeating me it's not like this will go against my undefeated record. No, instead of wasting my time in a match where my partner can't even show up, I'm going to go do something worthwhile and continue my training, because once management gets their heads out of their asses and realize that I'm the best they've got, I'll be getting all the title shots and they'll be wishing they never stuck me in a terrible environment such as a tag match. Now get the fuck out of my face.
He continues walking off as the cameras go to the ring where we see the Andersons. Although it's a forfeit victory, it still gets them one step closer to being #1 Contenders to the Tag Team Championships.
Match 5
Tag Team Match
Marcus Gage & Jeremy Adams vs. The Andersons (Billy & Tyler)
Winners: The Andersons
The cameras go backstage where Punisher is preparing for his upcoming bout. Chastity comes up to him.
Chastity: Punisher, everyone wants to know what's been going on? What's with your actions as of late?
Punisher: Aren't any of you listening? I've said it a billion times that it's not me. It's an imposter. What motive would I have to attack people?
Chastity: Well to show that you're not boring to Psycho Luke so he takes you out of your upcoming career changing match.
Punisher: I've got enough confidence in my own skill that I don't need to get attention that way. I'm a former World Champion, not to mention in the Hall Of Living Legends. If those achievements alone don't attract attention then people are blind. I am the present face of this company and there's no one who can take that away from me. Not even an imposter.
Punisher storms off. He seemed to get rather aggressive when being confronted. He says it's an imposter but is he just hiding the truth?
Match 6
2nd Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Zero Deluca vs. TBD
Zero is standing in the ring waiting for her opponent but Tami Blake re-enters the ring.
Tami: Due to the double countout of the previous Women's Gauntlet match and both participants being eliminated from the gauntlet. Zero DeLuca receives a bye, therefore is the winner and will move onto round 3.
Zero looks confused for a minute but Tami explains it into her ear and she begins jumping around like crazy and soon races backstage to tell Luke the good news....
Jim: That girl is crazy as hell.
Drew: You think she'd do my laundry if I told her it was training?
Jim shakes his head.
Jim: Anyways, coming up next is the second match of the World Title Gauntlet. CJ Tyler takes on Eryk Ince. Lets see the recent events that have spawned between the two of them. Former best friends turned bitter enemies.
The titantron shows a promo video hyping up the upcoming bout. Showing the former friends hanging out and of course the shattering of the friendship at the hand....or glass of CJ Tyler. This should be a very hard fought bout.
Match 7
2nd Of Gauntlet Series
World Championship
CJ Tyler vs. Eryk Ince
Winner: CJ Tyler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yeOJgZlGPM
After a small video detailing future cities that CWF will be touring. The cameras go backstage where Dale Miller is set up with Zero DeLuca...
Dale Miller: Zero are you excited about moving up in the gauntlet?
Zero DeLuca: Yes! My training paid off!
Zero flexes her muscles.
Dale Miller: But Zero, you got a by…
Zero DeLuca: Yes I know. My opponent was too scared of my new abilities, so she didn’t even show. She went bye-bye-bye.
Dale just lowers the microphone, shaking his head and walks off, leaving Zero there to look proud of herself.
Match 8
Triple Threat Match
Loser Receives New Gimmick
Jake Benson vs. Punisher vs. Lance Khaos
Winner: Lance Khaos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFwR4NKqAQM
Lance celebrates the victory with....Khaos, and afterwards "they" head backstage. Meanwhile Benson, slowly gets up in the ring, still groggy and beaten. Soon Psycho Luke walks out with a big smirk on his face, instantly putting a sour look upon Benson's.
Luke: Well well well. Do my eyes deceive me? It can't be. The big bad Benson is the one that I get to pick a new gimmick for?! Unbelievable. Where's Don West when you need him? UNBELIEVABLE! Now being completely honest and serious, as an athlete you are without a doubt one of the top in the world. As a personality.....well you can be compared to a dead moth. But don't fear Jakey, that's what I'm here to help with. Over the past few weeks I've had many many ideas pop through my head about a possible gimmick. A ventriloquist sounded good. But then I remembered that Aaron already has that covered. Then I thought maybe an assman. Can you picture Jake Benson as a guy obsessed with the anus? Walking down this very ramp to Baby Got Back, with a butt plastered on the front of his T-Shirt with his brand new slogan....been there, blasted that.
Most of the crowd at this point have "oh snap" expressions on their faces and Benson looks more furious than ever.
Luke: Or maybe as a farmers daughter. A flannel top, tied above his belly. Daisy Duke shorts to show off his legs. Then I could run around with a shot gun saying "now don't y'all be trying to put yer seed in my employee". He could end up being related to over half the roster. But then even better ideas. How about making him a woman beater? He may be a hardass in the ring but if you know this man behind the curtain you'd know he's a suave one with the ladies. Can you imagine Benson being drunk and beating up ho's for sho left and right? But....but finally the greatest idea came to me. Something that will humor me beyond belief and no....CWF is not going PG like other wrestling companies, this is just absolute hilarity at its finest.
Luke points up to the titantron which now shows a picture of pikachu.
Luke: Jake Benson is now the official Pokemon Trainer of CWF. So you better get yourself some balls Jakey. You're gonna need em....to catch 'em all that is.
Luke lowers the mic and gives Jake a big thumbs up as he heads backstage. Benson going completely berzerk as he heads backstage fuming with anger.
Match 9
3rd Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Randii Todd vs. Zero DeLuca
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-EtApnF-RU
Randii is heading backstage currently the interim Women’s champion. Knowing she is only one match away from holding the title for good, she couldn’t be happier, until she walks through the curtain and is grabbed around the waist. She looks up and sees Razor Rob holding on to her smiling.
Razor Rob: You did good out there.
Randii Todd: Thanks monkey. Go kick that giant retards ass okay?
Razor Rob: You know I will.
Randii Todd: Find me when the shows over?
Razor Rob: You got it.
Rob gives her a kiss on the forehead and lets her go so she can go rest up before her match against Kenzie.
Match 10
Xtreme Match
#1 Contendership To Xtreme Championship
Razor Rob vs. Gigantis
Winner: Razor Rob
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gec3zG4SGRg
Backstage, the entire Southside Connection crew follow J-Roc and Outlaw out of the dressing room. The group stops in the hall and all of the members slap hands and bump shoulders as they wish their stablemates luck. The other members re-enter the dressing room as J-Roc and Outlaw walk down the hall and get ready to go out. The two slap hands with each other as they talk.
J-Roc: This is our night, homie.
Outlaw: Yeah Southside Connection, bruh.
Match 11
3 Stages Of Hell Elimination Match
#1 Contendership To World Championship
Outlaw vs. Evan Starr vs. J-Roc vs. Gato
Winner: Evan Starr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEhaNRcF-QY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6NsBkrmzac
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoleYGtPJ1M
Backstage we see CJ Tyler talking with Razor Rob. Seems they're plotting the "new beginning" of CWF.
CJ: Rob, as of right now we are unstoppable. You have an Xtreme Title shot against the man I'm going to kill right here tonight to retain my World Title. And then after that we can focus on saving what pathetic tag team division this company has. Lets face it, this place is a joke and it needs people like us to rebuild it. Luke has lost his mind and I'm tired of the jokes.
Rob: I completely agree. This place needs us to be taken seriously. Everyone else here is a joke. And it's time we take the spots that we deserve.
Match 12
Singles Match
Nate Force vs. Hardcore Devil
Winner: Nate Force
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XauLUhOv6PI
Jim: Well coming up next Drew, is the official Women's Championship match. The legend Kenzie, takes on the newcomer Randii Todd as they battle for the gold.
Drew: I personally have been hoping for this one all night. I think these two are both badasses in their own right and I have wanted to see them both in the ring ever since we seen the arrival of Randii. And finally we're getting to see it, not only that....but for the Womens Gold!
Jim: Kenzie has the experience edge but Randii showed her skills earlier tonight when she defeated Zero DeLuca. It all comes down to this right here. Randii against Kenzie for the championship....
Match 13
Last Of Gauntlet Series
Women's Championship
Kenzie vs. Randii
Winner: And NEW Women's champion Kenzie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk7RIQmFaWI
Backstage, Bob Bikkleton is standing with CJ Tyler for a quick prematch Interview.
Bob: CJ, earlier tonight you came one step closer to living your dream to be CWF World Champion.
CJ: What do you mean one step closer? I am living the dream Bob. I am the CWF World Champion.
Bob: Well you may be holding the championship yes but technically you are only the interim champion. The official next champion will be crowned in the next match where you take on one of your biggest nemesis' Tweeks.
CJ: Tweeks is just a comedian, a joker, and all these people buy into it. But not me. I see Tweeks for what he really is. A self centered, arrogant fuck. And tonight I'm going to beat him once and for all.
Bob: Well he has always been a tough competitor in the ring....
CJ: Yeah? Well after tonight he will only be remembered for being decimated by CJ Tyler. Tweeks, take your last breath and make it count. Say goodbye to your precious Kenzie, say goodbye to your friends....cause this is the last time you see them.
Suddenly a chair smashes CJ in the back of the head taking him out. Into the view of the camera steps.....my god it's Chett The Threat! He gets a decent reaction from the crowd as he has a big grin on his face.
Chett: Hey everyone. Did ya miss me? I came by to wish my good pal CJ luck in his upcoming match and to tell them that if he's the champion then I'm gonna be gunning for his damned title. You hear me CJ....your ass is mine!
Chett smashes the chair over CJ's back and he walks off, a few EMTs come running to the scene to help out seeing as The World Championship match is up next and he's involved in it...
Main Event
Last Of Gauntlet Series
World Championship
Tweeks vs. CJ
Winner: And NEW World Champion Tweeks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvW_9ktduMQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ik_qctzeZE
Tweeks celebrates in the ring to plenty of pyro. Soon the cameras go backstage as we see Luke.
Luke: Well that was a fun night wasn't it? But it's only just begun.....We only just started 2009...just think of what more we will bring to the table by the time another year passes. Luke turns and heads into his office, the cameras following him in. Zero is sitting at her desk and suddenly looks up at him.
Zero: Luke, you have one new message. Would you like to hear it?
Luke: Uh Sure.
Zero: New Message, new message 1. Monday January 12th, 2009, 11:53 p-m.....Hey! Who are you?! What are you doing here?! I'm the Punisher. Ahhh get away from me you freak! Smack, boom, bang, whiz, slam....Poor Luke, getting distracted by females again. You tell him I left him a present in the shower. Okay Punisher I will. End message.
A disgruntled look appears on Luke's face as he slowly makes his way towards his personal shower. There he sees a thick lumped up blanket, a few blood trails flowing from it....He slowly pulls the blanket off, only revealing another Punisher shirt drapped over the person's face. He pulls the shirt off revealing that the person is none other than Kenzie and Kenna's little sister Karsyn. A blood trail flows from her forehead from where she was hit by some blunt object. Complete silence fills the room as well as the arena, as Luke closes his eyes and slowly rubs his hand back over his head as the show fades out and the credits begin to play....
