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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 9:54:15 GMT -5
She just grins as she scopes out the rest of the candy isle. Karsyn - If I wanted to make you broke I could do some serious damage right here. Look at all the yumminess. Luke just looks at her shaking his head. Karsyn - Alright, how about we go rake shopping tomorrow and I will buy you one? Then we can call it even and you won't have to buy me anymore stuff. I gotta save my pennies you know, I have to pay rent on my bug infested apartment remember. She gives him a soft giggle trying to joke about her current living quarters. Karsyn - Soooo, where's the popcorn isle?
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 18:19:45 GMT -5
He laughs and walks down to the very end of the aisle and grabs some popcorn.
Luke: Silly, we're in the popcorn aisle.
Karsyn: Well I didn't know!
Luke: You humor me. Is there anything else we need?
Karsyn: I don't think so.
Luke: I should get a laptop, I haven't had one since Kenna broke my last one. Bitch.....
He starts walking towards the electronics section with Karsyn following, so he can pick up a laptop.
Luke: How are you related to Kenna and Kenzie anyways? Were you the one forgotten sister?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 18:36:14 GMT -5
Karsyn lets out a little sigh. Karsyn - Well, our dad wasn't exactly the most faithful man in the world....but then you've met the mother so I am sure you can see why he needed a break once in a while. Anyway, he had a long running affair with my mom, who is also Kenzie's real mom. Except when she had Kenzie she wasn't ready for the whole motherhood thing. So dad took her and raised her with MaKenna and Evan and their mom. It was very complicated. But that really explains why their mom doesn't like Kenzie. A few years later I came along and my mom decided she was ready this time....so I got raised only seeing dad maybe once or twice a month, until him and MaKenna's mom got a divorce. She turns her head and looks over at Luke. Karsyn - Complicated I know....but thats life for ya I guess.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 20:06:06 GMT -5
He shrugs and calls the Wal-Mart employee over to get him a laptop.
Luke: Well it can't be any worse than what I went through.
Karsyn: Why? What happened to you?
Luke: I'd rather not talk about it.
Karsyn: But I told you my past in a way.
Luke: Okay fine, but it's going to be very vague seeing as I've attempted to block most of it out.
Karsyn: Oh?
Luke: Well there was death..and more death, several foster homes, a voice or two, a few straight jackets, oh and of course the padded room. Not to mention the years of medication. And that's basically it.
He turns to grab his laptop and looks back at Karsyn who looks completely shocked.
Luke: What?
Karsyn: Nothing....but wow, you still seem really normal though.
Luke: Uh....and what's your definition of normal?
Karsyn: Well...um.....I don't know? You don't seem crazy I guess.
Luke: Years of psychotherapy does wonders.
He winks and gives a thumbs up as they walk towards the register.
Luke: I bet you were spoiled as a kid weren't you? At least you don't act like Kenna...that would be horrible.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 20:27:27 GMT -5
Karsyn grins a little bit trying to imagine how being like MaKenna would be. Karsyn - I wouldn't say I was spoiled. Not nearly to the level of MaKenna anyway. Sure I got things once in a while just because. But nothing ever lavish or expensive. I just had a fairly normal life for the most part I guess. They get to the register and Luke pays for all the stuff. They head back to the car. Karsyn - So whatever happened between you and Kenna?
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 20:38:11 GMT -5
Luke: She's just a bitch. Now I know being your sister and all you're probably thinking don't you be talking to my sister like that. And preparing to snap your fingers in the shape of a Z. But I'm pretty sure I've never met anyone with more of an attitude problem than her. Way way too materialistic. Buy her a new car, oh it's not good enough. Buy her new clothes, oh they aren't the kind she wears. Buy her whatever, she doesn't like it. Now I know I'm not the most sincere person in the world but I tried being nice but nope she'd still be a complete bitch no matter what. So finally I said fuck that.
They leave the Wal-Mart while he's rambling on and get back into his car, starting to head back to the hotel.
Luke: So that's basically it. Women suck.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 20:43:56 GMT -5
Karsyn sits there in the passenger seat. Karsyn - Oh come on, not all women suck. She laughs a little bit. Karsyn - Just the bitchy materialistic ones. Grinning and popping open her box of Junior Mints she eats a couple. Karsyn - I could say all men suck, but I won't, because not all men suck....just my soon to be ex-husband. She grins sticking the tip of her tongue out.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 20:48:05 GMT -5
Luke raises an eyebrow and slowly glances over at Karsyn.
Karsyn: What?
Luke: Nothing....just nothing.
Karsyn: No tell me. I know that look by now. What are you thinking?
Luke: Nothing really. I'm uh......I'm just curious about what he was sucking on exactly....
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 20:56:04 GMT -5
Karsyn just grins shaking her head a little bit and speaking softly. Karsyn - Nothing of mine that's for sure. Luke - WHAT! Karsyn starts laughing. Karsyn - I love it when I surprise people. Luke - So wait....you have a penis? Karsyn hits Luke in the shoulder as she laughs. Karsyn - You know what I mean. Luke - Oh I don't think I do. Karsyn - Yeah right, like your incredibly innocent and virginly. Luke - Hey, I could be, you don't know. Karsyn - I think I've spent enough time with you to know that isn't the case. She giggles.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 21:19:02 GMT -5
He shakes his head and puts his finger on her mouth, shushing her giggling before she pushes his hand away.
Luke: I'm very innocent.
Karsyn: Are not.
Luke: Well it's not like you can continue to say you are. I already know the truth.
Karsyn: Oh shut up. I am very innocent.
Luke: Yes....even after the nice contest you won, not to mention how you like it in the butt.
Karsyn: I DO NOT!
Luke: Hey I didn't say it, you did.
Karsyn: I NEVER SAID I DID!
Luke: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
Karsyn: Wow...that was really cheesy.
Luke: Yeah it was wasn't it? Maybe that's why you wanted a divorce. Was he not adequate in bed? Not enough pleasure in the backdoor? That's kind of sad cause that's all rockstars care about is poon. Poor you, having to put up with inadequate sex.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 21:24:32 GMT -5
Karsyn smacks her face with the palm of her hand, shaking her head. Karsyn - You are horrible! She laughs a little bit. Karsyn - The backdoor... Karsyn shudders a little bit still shaking her head. Karsyn - I don't think I know you quite well enough to discuss my sex life with you. So you'll just have to imagine it. She grins again at him.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 21:39:57 GMT -5
Luke grins, once again getting Karsyn's attention.
Karsyn: Oh what now?
Luke: Nothing, I'm just predicting that I won't have to imagine it for long.
Karsyn: LUKE!
She smacks him in the arm as he continues to grin.
Luke: I can't help it that I'm a suave guy. Just control yourself Karsyn, you're still technically married.
Karsyn: Oh stop. You do realize you're the one being all flirty with me right?
Luke: No I'm being normal. You're the one grinning and trying not to get your panties wet. So you like it.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 21:45:14 GMT -5
Karsyn hits him again. Karsyn - You are just horrible you know that right? I have some self control you know. Besides I think you are the one trying to buy your way into my pants. Luke - What, I would do no such thing. Karsyn - Well seeing as you keep buying me things, you did kidnap my unconcious body to your hotel room. You were wanting to get me drunk again. I think you were just hoping I'd get drunk and jump your bones. She giggles and taps his head with her finger. Karsyn - Nice try Mr. Luke.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 21:48:44 GMT -5
Luke: Yep that's it. You caught me. I'm a dirty little rapist, you have no idea what I did to you while you were out.
She hits him again.
Luke: I can definently tell you're related to Kenzie. And I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. She's violent. Whatever happened to sweet innocent shy Karsyn? I think I liked her better than evil stripper Karsyn.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 21:54:04 GMT -5
Karsyn sits there laughing. Karsyn - I am not an evil stripper. You make me sound like a villian from that Pamela Anderson cartoon Stripperella. Besides it's your fault I'm not shy and quiet. Luke - How is it my fault? Karsyn - Because you keep asking me stuff and making me answer you. Luke - Well then I just won't anymore. Karsyn - Nooooo don't do that. I'm not entirely shy and quiet. I do better in one on one settings. You just make it too difficult to be super shy and quiet around.
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