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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 22:03:26 GMT -5
Luke: Well you're vicious when your not shy so I'm not asking anymore questions.
She looks at him and puts on her best pouty face.
Luke: Now you really are horrible.
Karsyn: But you can't ignore me. You like me too much.
Luke: What?! What has Kenzie told you?
Karsyn: Nothing....but I suppose I should ask now shouldn't I?
Luke: Well it's not like I said anything so it doesn't matter.
Karsyn: Oh right....that's why you're all freaking out when I mention you liking me.
Luke: Nope, it wasn't freaking out. I just have tourettes.
Karsyn: No you don't.
Luke: YES I DO!
Karsyn: Nice try.
Luke: Well I thought I'd give it a shot.
Finally getting back to the hotel, they gather their things and get out of the car, heading back to the room. Luke sets his stuff on the table and instantly grabs a glass to make himself a drink.
Luke: You know if you didn't have me to hang out with you'd be insanely bored. Who knows what Kenzie and Tweeks are doing right now and I'm sure you'd love to be right there witnessing. So I think you owe me a thank you for keeping you entertained.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 22:10:29 GMT -5
Karsyn pops a couple more Junior Mints into her mouth. Karsyn - Knowing Kenzie and Tweeks...I don't think even the world's greatest porn director would want to be witnessing what they are doing. I love my sister and Tweeks is awesome....but those two are like a pair of freaking rabbits! You can't go anywhere without them making some sort of sexual reference to each other and giving each other naughty looks. She laughs a little bit. Karsyn - But, it keeps Kenzie distracted enough so I can "misbehave."
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 22:14:07 GMT -5
Luke smirks as he downs a glass of his drink. Instantly starting to make another.
Luke: Yes, and from talking to you the past 3 days I can tell you like to misbehave.
She walks over and hits him again.
Karsyn: You know what I mean.
Luke: Actually I don't. But I would love to learn.
Grinning, he takes another drink.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 22:18:27 GMT -5
Karsyn grins and actually gives him a playful wink. Karsyn - Of course you would. She giggles a little bit jumping onto the bed kicking her boots off and laying down on her stomach facing the television and Luke. Karsyn - I'm young...I'm supposed to misbehave and get into trouble. It's a requirement. I'm just...you know...obeying the rules set by those who have already lived through this age. Karsyn gives him as innocent of a smile as she possibly can.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 22:28:55 GMT -5
Luke: Well luckily for me I don't have any reason to grow out of that stage. And excuse me.....that is MY bed.
Karsyn: Not anymore.
Luke: Then I guess I get all of the popcorn. Afterall I did pay for it.
Karsyn: But then I'd be sad and you know you couldn't live with the guilt of making me sad.
Luke: Yes I can, I did put up with Kenna. I can be immune when I want.
Karsyn: But I'm not Kenna so you're supposed to keep me happy.
Luke: Oh yes of course, otherwise you'll run and tell Kenzie that I was mean and then she'd kill me. But then you'd feel bad for causing my death, especially since you wouldn't have anyone as cool as me to hang out with.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 22:35:14 GMT -5
Karsyn pouts and puts on her best puppy dog eyes. Karsyn - But I am a lot cuter than Kenna and I'm not bitchy. I'm sweet and innocent remember? Besides you don't want me to go too far, who knows, maybe I will get my butt kicked again and then you will have to save me because once again you will feel guilty. But I will be nice and share. She moves over as she props herself up with a pillow. Karsyn - There, now you can sit here too with the popcorn and your alcohol, just as long as you don't get drunk and try to violate me. She giggles and grins.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 17, 2009 22:39:32 GMT -5
Luke: Violate you huh? I don't think there is such a thing as violating you. Afterall you can't rape the willing. And seeing as you've had to endure bad intercourse for the last who knows how long, you're prolly dying to get some male genitals inside you.
Karsyn looks completely shocked.
Luke: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Luke throws a bag of popcorn in the microwave and puts the movie in the xbox before plopping down on the bed next to Karsyn, finish off the remains of his drink.
Luke: Hopefully you don't try to violate me. I'd hate for you to ruin your marriage and all.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 17, 2009 23:08:39 GMT -5
She looks at him over her shoulder grinning. Karsyn - My marriage has already been ruined. It's over, I'm just waiting for the courts to say I can stop using 'Tyler' as my last name. As far as I am concerned I'm not married anymore. I'm pretty sure Matt thinks the same. Taking a couple more mints out of the box she pops them in her mouth. Karsyn - He is a big rock star you know, he has a reputation to maintain, so I'm sure he's long forgotten he was/is married. So, if he is off living life, not giving a second thought to his ex-wife, why should I? She looks at Luke giving him a nod and a grin. Karsyn - Can't get in trouble by the divorce lawyers, I didn't ask for any money from him. Didn't make any false claims or accusations against him. I don't have anything for him to take, so it wouldn't benefit either one of us to prolong it any longer by accusing the other of infadelity. Shrugging her shoulders she smiles. Karsyn - It's over, I'm free, that's all that needs to be worried about.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 3:29:31 GMT -5
Luke nods as he gets up to get the popcorn, before coming and sitting back down.
Luke: You know what the funny thing is. All these so called "rock stars" seem to have a huge ego where they think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread when really they're just following the rules of mainstream music to cater to the sheep who buy their records to follow the music trends. If that style of music wasn't so popular right now he wouldn't be such a "rock star" he'd be still surviving on ramen in a van contemplating having a huge orgy with the rest of the band cause they don't get any groupies and can't afford any hookers. But hey at least it's a learning experience. Next time you won't get married when you're still really young especially when you barely know the guy.
Karsyn: Yeah that's true. I guess I jumped on that opportunity cause it looked good.
Luke: That's what I thought about Kenna....well actually she jumped on me.....well nevermind.....
She giggles as Luke gets up to mix himself another drink.
Luke: But hey look on the bright side, I'm sure Kenzie won't allow you to marry another guy for quite some time. I suppose I should do my part and do the same.
He puts a hand on his hip and gives her an uncle sam style point.
Luke: Karsyn, you are not allowed to marry anyone unless I approve. You got it?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 3:42:05 GMT -5
Karsyn laughs a little. Karsyn - Right now I don't think I need to worry about getting re-married. I think I am just going to be single, do some actual dating. Not just following somebody around or sitting in a locker room with them and my sister. But actual dates. Seems to work out better than getting married right away. Look at the people in CWF who've gotten married. Angel and Breckin came close and look what happened there. CJ and Gochia got married and had a kid...now you don't see or hear from Gochia or their son. Then you have Matt and I. All doomed relationships destined to fail. Then you have like Tweeks and Kenzie. 2 and a half years they've been together.....that has to be like a record or something in wrestling. So nope, I think I am just going to avoid the whole marriage thing. Karsyn she turns and looks at him still laughing a little bit. Karsyn - Unless you approve it of course. She pops a couple mints. Karsyn - Just who would you approve?
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 9:53:15 GMT -5
He shrugs as he walks over and grabs the finished popcorn from the microwave and plops back on the bed with the popcorn and his drink.
Luke: Well there's this sexy guy I always see in the mirror but I dunno, I'm not sure you could handle him.
Karsyn: Oh?
Luke: Yeah, he's a pretty metal guy, has some funky hair, can get girls at the snap of his fingers. Not to mention his idea of a date consists of a 3am run to Wal-Mart for liquor. I'm just not sure that you could handle a guy like that. I mean you're pretty cool and all but this guy is pretty crazy. He's got alot of money though so that's always a plus. Actually he's a pretty lovable oaf. But I don't know, he's not a weak rock star like your ex so he's probably not your type. Yeah he'd rather listen to music about blood and death than fairies and broken hearts. But I suppose I can look into it if you want. I mean afterall I can tell you need some consoling after your marriage became a total wreck. And despite his appearance, he's a pretty good consoler. Even, I'm surprised your not the one downing alcohol....you know since your so distressed over the situation and all. I know you haven't eaten or slept in days because all you've been doing is crying and feeling horrible. I feel so bad for you.
He puts a hand on her shoulder and tries giving a serious, sympathetic look....failing miserably.
Luke: If there's anything you need, you let me know. I'm here for you.
Karsyn laughs again.
Karsyn: Yes, I'm a total wreck aren't I? *Pretend whining* I just can't believe him! How could he do such a thing?!
She giggles some more and pops a few more mints.
Luke: I know it. Especially since it must've been hard to get married seeing that not all states have same sex marriages legal yet.
Karsyn: Well he was a male....
Luke: Well you never disagreed with me when I was assuming he had a vagina so I'm betting that "he" had a sex change. At least you wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant and putting up with "him" for the rest of your life because you share a child. Besides, who goes and gets married and then tries to deny the existance of their partner? Not to mention everyone else allowed it to happen. Women these days....going and getting sex changes to get married to other women just because they're too scared to come out of the closet. Maybe that's why his voice is really high on all of those songs huh? And here I thought it was cause he was missing a testicle.
He shrugs again as he takes another drink.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 15:57:58 GMT -5
Karsyn can't help but laugh some what uncontrollably. Karsyn - He was a man. There was no sex change. I promise, no scars or anything and he had both testicles. Luke - Well that just ruined that image for me. Karsyn - I am so very sorry. But if you want, you can make it up to me by fixing me up with somebody. I think I am up for a little change of pace, ya know, don't wanna end up with somebody else like my ex. Somebody different would be good I think. Don't you?
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 16:25:00 GMT -5
Luke gets up again to pour himself another drink, but notices that the bottle is empty. Luckily he bought two bottles. By this point he was getting a good buzz going and that is always interesting....especially with Luke.
Luke: Well....who do you want me to fix you up with? Most of the people in CWF are all egos and the such. So that'd end up the same as your last relationship. And we can't have that. No, just can't.
He sits back down on the bed, starting to drink straight from the 2nd bottle.
Luke: I could always try hooking you up with CJ. He's quite the romancer as I'm sure you noticed with his "Oh Gochia". And what better way to get back at your ex than to hook up with his brother.
Karsyn: Um yeah I'm thinking not.
Luke: Hey, underneath that fish mask is a man waiting to be loved.
Karsyn: Well he'll just have to keep looking. It's bad enough I was his sister in law.
She shudders at that thought as Luke continues to think.
Luke: Well I could try hooking you up with Aaron but he'd prolly kill you and eat your brains. Not to mention you already said you don't want his hand up your butt. What about Punisher? He's always been the quiet stalker type!
Karsyn: That's really creepy.
Luke: Okay well...I don't know. Everyone else I either don't know well enough or they'd just be a repeat. So you tell me who you want to get hooked up with. Hmm?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 16:38:55 GMT -5
Karsyn thinks for a moment. The CWF dating pool was very shallow. It wasn't even a pool...it was more like a puddle....no....a tear drop. She shrugs her shoulders and tosses her empty mint box across the room landing in the trash can. Karsyn - Welp, then I guess you are stuck with me. I can't be left alone you know, who knows who will try to take advantage of me, or try and kick my butt, and there is only so much PG-13 stuff that can go on between Kenzie and Tweeks, so that really limits my time with them. She grins a little bit. Karsyn - Looks like you are just gonna have to suffer.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 16:46:18 GMT -5
The power to keep your inner thoughts to yourself has fallen asleep due to the alcohol consumption. He shrugs again and takes another drink.
Luke: If you consider hanging out with a sexy girl suffering than I want to know what happiness is. That must be like 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise. No, I believe it is you that has to suffer because you're shyness is dead and you're gonna get a bunch of attention from hanging around me. You're gonna be all over the media and the internet, possibly even youtube. Yep, you are the one who has to suffer.
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