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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 16:54:58 GMT -5
And yep, there it was, the tomato red color returning to the cheeks of Karsyn. Her instincts told her to bury her face in the pillow she was holding on to, but she was doing everything she could to fight it. She enjoyed hanging around Luke. Karsyn - You know...it could be torturous....did you read the fine print on those 72 virgins? For all you know it could be 72 male virgins.....you should really check that out. Don't want to show up to paradise starting the trip off with a big ol let down. She takes a deep breath. Karsyn - I know I'm not being tortured...I think I have been handling hanging out with you rather well. So I know I am not being tortured, even if I do end up on Youtube. After all...I have come out of my shell quite a bit with you. I think I can handle it....and whatever I can't....I can just tell Kenzie about and she will go murder whom ever I need her too. Karsyn grins all wide like as if she is proud to have her hitman sister at her disposal.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 17:05:20 GMT -5
He nods as he takes another drink.
Luke: Well that's good I suppose. I could always start being a complete jackass. Completely ignore you, run off and spend more time with random groupies than someone I'm employing. But you don't worry, I'm too nice to do that. Well at least I think I'm nice. I'm nice aren't I? I try to be anyways. Can't always be acting all crazed and badasslike...it'd get boring. Besides I'm not a big douche bag so you should be safe hanging around me. At least I hope so. I mean I guess I could end up being a douche bag.
Karsyn: That would be horrible.
Luke: I know it. Douche bags suck. Well you probably already know that personally......Anyways so yeah. But in a completely honest, non pedophile kind of way, you're a pretty cute girl. If anyone tells you otherwise I'll rip out their intestines and hang them off a bridge with 'em. Cause they'd be clearly delusional.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 21:08:10 GMT -5
Karsyn scootches up so she is now in a sitting position still holding onto the pillow.
Karsyn - So big bad Psycho Luke thinks I'm cute.
She let's out a little giggle.
Karsyn - That's okay, in my drunken state I gave Kenzie a heart attack and told her you were cute too.
Karsyn lifts the pillow up to hide her face a little.
Karsyn - And I can't believe I just told you that.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 21:29:18 GMT -5
Luke: Gosh, that makes me feel terrible.
Karsyn: What? Why?
Luke: Well if you think I'm cute then I must look pretty gay...you know seeing your history of guys.
Karsyn: Oh shut up. You're never gonna let me live that down are you?
Luke: Maybe someday, I've gotta crack jokes while it's still relavent ya know. At least now I know that you really have been trying to get me killed. Maybe that's why Kenzie thought I put voodoo on you. The day someone calls me cute is the day hell freezes over....
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 21:40:04 GMT -5
Karsyn smiles a little bit.
Karsyn - Oh come on, you can be cute in your right. In you know a manly, psychotic, and very metal way of course.
She giggles a little.
Karsyn - And I don't think hell has frozen over yet, after all, CJ still isn't respectable.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 21:55:45 GMT -5
Luke: No I'm pretty sure hell has frozen over....Go ask Kenna if I'm cute and see what she says. Because you must be dyslexic.
Karsyn: Being dyslexic would have nothing to do with it....
Luke: Well.....fine.
Karsyn: I think you're just as bad as me when it comes to compliments.
Luke: Nope, It's just my reaction that's bad. I don't wanna be all like, yeah I know I'm hot, what of it? Cause that's pretty arrogant and that's not my thing. It's just shocking that you're taste drastically changed in a matter of months. One minute your married to...well I won't go there. And now I'm cute......sounds extremely weird to me.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 22:13:27 GMT -5
Karsyn kicks him in in the leg, not nearly enough to do anything...barely even hard enough to be called a kick. Karsyn - Oh just shut up. Besides, you can be married and still know whether or not some one is attractive. Any married person will tell you, just because your married doesn't mean you can't look at the menu, you just can't order anything. She moves so she is sitting next to him and grabs a fist full of popcorn and eats it a piece at a time. She nudges him with her shoulder. Karsyn - Besides, I was drunk...drunk people don't lie.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 18, 2009 22:26:39 GMT -5
He nods, setting his bottle on the nearby stand.
Luke: This is true. But drunk people also don't see very well. But if you think I'm cute then that obviously means you've thought I was cute even before you started talking to me. I don't doubt at all that you'd secretly masterbate while watching me on tv. I do have that effect on women. Matt would run off to play with his groupies and you'd run off to watch me...and do some playing of your own.
He grins waiting to get hit again, knowing Karsyn would probably give him a hard one this time.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 18, 2009 22:33:58 GMT -5
She bursts out laughing and yes...she slugs him in the shoulder. Karsyn - You wish! That is just awful you know that? What a thought. She takes a couple pieces of the popcorn out of her hand and throws them at him. To her surprise he catches them both in hsi mouth. Luke - Oh yeah I'm that good. Karsyn - Really? And here I thought you had said ego wasn't your thing. Seeming to think I 'play' to you and what not, noooo ego isn't your thing now is it? Karsyn just grins and giggles a little.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 19, 2009 9:07:46 GMT -5
He grins back at her and gives her a quick wink.
Luke: It's the booze talking, I promise. I'm the real innocent one here.
Karsyn: Oh whatever.
Luke: You don't believe me?
Karsyn: I don't think anyone would believe you.
Luke: Well you're the one that must like it, seeing as you've had that grin for the past hour.
Karsyn: Shut up!
Luke: Make me.
She puts her hand over his mouth and he pretends as if he's about to bite her.
Karsyn: Don't bite me!
Luke: Okay, what about a nibble? Well I suppose your hand isn't what you'd want me nibbling on. Besides you'd like that too much.
She hits him again as he chuckles drunkenly.
Luke: So are we ever going to watch this movie or are you just going to continue flirting with me and trying to snuggle up with me?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 19, 2009 13:57:36 GMT -5
Karsyn looks at him pretending to be shocked. Karsyn - Um excuse me, I never said anything about snuggling. Haven't even tried. She gives him a look. Karsyn - I think you are the one who wants to snuggle with me! Plus I'm not flirting with you, your flirting with me. I'm much to shy to be flirting with you. Karsyn giggles a little bit sticking her tongue out like a little kid. Karsyn - If you wanted to snuggle all you had to do was ask sheesh. Big bad Psycho Luke can't even ask to snuggle. She giggles again.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 19, 2009 16:20:11 GMT -5
He just sits there looking at her with a "seriously?" type look on his face as she continues grinning and soon starting to blush a little.
Karsyn: What?
Luke: Nothing, I'm just way too drunk to argue. You've won this round but next time you won't be so lucky.
She giggles again.
Karsyn: Are you sure?
Luke: Nope.
He raises his arms doing the good old "fake" yawn as he casually puts his arm around her.
Luke: Happy now?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 19, 2009 16:41:42 GMT -5
Karsyn was a little shocked, but yet at the same time, not really. She giggles softly and actually leans up against him, holding onto her pillow tightly tucking her legs up to the side. Karsyn - Your a big softy you know that? She grins. Karsyn - In a very grr metal way of course. She turns and grabs the remote off the stand and hands it to him. Karsyn - I'm ready to watch the creepy dumby doll movie whenever you are.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 19, 2009 17:06:17 GMT -5
Luke pushes play on the remote before tossing it over on the stand.
Luke: Is this going to be some crappy ghost story involving dolls?
Karsyn: Possibly. At least it won't be one of those lame slashers.
Luke: Hey slashers are great. There's all kinds of blood and stuff.
Karsyn: Blood doesn't make good movies.
Luke: Yes it does. Blood, babes, and bombs. The three essentials of a great movie.
She giggles and grabs some more popcorn.
Karsyn: If you say so.
Luke: You know I'm kind of uncomfortable right now.
Karsyn: What, why?
Luke: Well I do have a married girl clinging to me.
Karsyn hits him again.
Karsyn: Oh stop, I told you it was over.
Luke: But not technically. You're still a Tyler....as disappointing and pathetic as it is.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 19, 2009 17:11:30 GMT -5
Karsyn gives him a little pout. Karsyn - Well fine then, if your uncomfortable then I suppose I will just go then and you can stay and watch the movie by yourself. She starts to turn to scootch off the bed to get her shoes.
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