What Happens In Vegas...

[theanti]

We find Tweeks outside on his cell phone, he's outside of somebodies house with a smile on his face.

Tweeks/// Yeah it was pretty good and everything. What happened? Nothing, you wouldn't even believe me if I told you I don't think. Don't even worry about it though. I mean it was fucking fun Vegas is always fun when I go there. Yeah Kenz drug Karsyn around to a bunch of casinos and it was amusing. NO DUDE! I am not going to fucking tell you what happened! Just get over it.

He's shaking his head with a smile, like huge smile ...what the fuck?

Tweeks/// Yeah when I comeback home in a few weeks we need to grab a bite to eat and I will let you know on everything that went done. Straight out of an episode of Full House, I swear it. Alright later dude, text me later. Alright cool.

He hung up his phone and out walked Kenzie out of the house all bundled up obviously ready for the cold that awaited her outside. Tweeks laughed at her. She could of passed as Ralphy's brother from Christmas Story.

Tweeks/// Seriously can I push you over in the snow and watch you not be able to get up? Please?

[kenzie]

Kenzie grins just as huge and giggles as she runs up and bumps into him trying to knock him over.

Kenzie - Only if you dress up in a pink bunny suit.

Tweeks just grins as he shoves her over. Kenzie falls over making a loud 'oof'. She rolls around in the snow waving her limbs about in uncontrollable giggles.

Kenzie - You suck you know that?

Tweeks - Yes I do.

Kenzie - I want a lap dance in that bunny suit too mister.

She rolls around some more trying to get up but can't, even if she was in less clothing her giggles would prevent her.

Kenzie - If you leave me down here any longer pretty soon I'm gonna be a snow woman. Damnit I NEED LIFE ALERT! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!

[theanti]

He can't help but to fucking laugh really hard, fuck those damn old people! FUCK LIFE ALERT! He grabs her hand and drags her up to her feet. She flies forward and bumps right into the car and lays against it for awhile.

Tweeks/// If you weren't a big pile of poof right now, I would feel bad about that, but you are and I don't. So are you going to tell your sister then about what happened when she passed out in the hotel?

She looks at him with wide eyes.

Kenzie/// NO! She will never forgive me since she wasn't there!

Tweeks/// Well if you don't tell her, then I wont tell you what she did every time you went to a slot machine.

Kenzie looked at him with very mean eyes. She could be a very angry lady when it came to her sister, as you can see from the Luke situation.

Kenzie/// What was she doing?!

Tweeks/// Not going to tell you! You have to tell your baby sister! Plus, she made me promise I wouldn't tell what happened every time you looked away. I mean fuckkk, the poor girl didn't want to be gambling with you!

Kenzie/// And what is wrong with gambling with me?

Tweeks/// Nothing if you are an 79 year old lady that just has a bucket of change and sits in front of the slots. So you need to tell her!

Kenzie/// If I have to tell her ...then you have to tell my mom and Kenna.

He shrieks in pure terror just from the sounds of that.

Tweeks/// But ...but ...what?

[kenzie]

Kenzie stands there looking rather proud of herself, her hands would be on her hips in a gay Superman pose...if she could bend her arms that is.

Kenzie - You heard me. My mom and Kenna...for Karsyn. Hell I'll even throw in my dad and Evan.

She giggles and grins like a rather evil little child.

Kenzie - You know my mom and Kenna will both kill you...which would be kind of entertaining because first off I'm thinking they will probably get ill. This will just be the icing on the cake! Their worst nightmare come to life!

Kenzie waddles over towards him like a duck and looks up at him.

Kenzie - Aflac....now hug me. I'd hug you...but my arms are a little extend challenged.

[theanti]

He smiles wrapping his arms around her and kissing her on the forehead. He lets go her looking up at him with a big smile and he opens the door for her to the car. Getting in he slips and slides to the drivers side, getting into it quickly, adjusting his black beanie soon after. He gives her a wink and starts the car. Big D and the Kids Table starts to play in the car loudly when it starts and the are off.

They've been driving for awhile down the snowy streets. When Tweeks gives her a curious look and then a heavily nervous one.

Tweeks/// Seriously ...do I really have to tell them all? I mean fuck?! This is going to be rough ...and do you really want me to get slaughtered? I don't want that to happen yet. I would rather it be from a crazed fan that is pissed thinking I broke up Psyche Ward way back when or some shit.

He starts to laugh somewhat, from just the thought of Acid and whatnot back in the day.

Kenizkins/// You know damn well it's only fair! You wont tell me what Karsyn was doing when I wasn't looking while we were in Vegas.

Tweeks/// Well you wont tell her what we were doing while she was 'asleep'.

She gives him curious eyes.

Kenzikins/// Why'd you say it like that?

He's getting a nervous itch in his throat?

Tweeks/// What do you mean?

Kenzikins/// You said 'asleep' really weird, like there was a hidden meaning. WAS SHE DRUNK AGAIN?!

He takes a big gulp trying to pay attention to the roads more, like he didn't even catch the last thing she said. She's fuming now, just sitting there, and believe me it's not from overheating in all the clothes.

Kenzikins/// TELL ME!

Tweeks/// I didn't say anything...

Kenzikins/// She was! And that means you were giving her booze!

He looks away trying to be innocent like.

Kenzikins/// You of all people were giving her booze?! Like ...what the fuck?!

Tweeks/// It wasn't me getting her booze...

Kenzikins/// Then who was it?

Tweeks/// Let's just say it wasn't just me, you, and Kar that went to Vegas.

Kenzie looks confused for a slight second and then gets wide eyes, fire burning, LIKE SATAN RUNNING THROUGH HER VEINS! She looks at him wanting to know ...but really not wanting to know the truth at the same time.

Kenzikins/// He didn't?

Tweeks/// Yeah he showed up...

Kenzikins/// YOU LET FUCKING LUKE COME TO VEGAS TO GET MY SISTER DRUNK?!

He crunches up quick from the loud voice and he laughs a smidge.

Tweeks/// He showed up love ...what am I supposed to do? The man has got money to just show up in states ya know? And it's no secret ...they got something going on, even if it's just flirting. If anything blame Kar, she invited him to come.

Kenzie is looking out the window now looking at passing houses and parked cars.

Tweeks/// And really, I mean you can't play big sister forever. She isn't going to turn into your sister ya know? And you know that, Karsyn is smart enough to not turn into Kenna. And she wont even if she has some little crush on Luke. The worst he is going to do is introduce her into xbox 360 ...and hell that's only going to make it more enjoyable for her to hang out with us. Then she wont give me funny looks when I just stare at the tv with my green controller.

He smirks and tries to make her smile. She's ignoring him, or at least trying to, just looking out the window.

Tweeks/// Okay I am sorry I didn't tell you when it was going on, but you were so into winning and losing money, I wasn't even going to bother you. If it makes you feel better, yes I will tell your mom and your sister and shit. Your dad and Evan can find out somehow, they wont at least kill me. And in return you can just well ...laugh at me I guess, what you normally do anyways.

He smiles at her for a second and looks to the road again.

[kenzie]

Kenzie stares out the window pretending to be angry. But seriously...how could she be angry right now? Him trying to make it all better was utterly adorable though. She turns her head and looks at him, he glances at her taking his eyes off the road long enough to give her a cheesey grin. Kenzie tries hard to cover her smile and muffle her giggle with her puffy sleeve.

Tweeks - Oh you know your grinning all wide and kiddie like. Don't hide it.

Kenzie - Okay, okay, I can't help it. Your cheesey and just too damn cute.

She giggles and tries to clap her hands all 'Hercules! Hercules!' style, but doesn't work as expected in her puffy coat, so it just looks more like a seal flapping it's flippers.

Kenzie - But I will take care of dad and Evan. They're easy. Hell...we might even get something out of them! So when do I get to watch you get eaten alive?

[theanti]

He sighs very sarcastically. Rolling his eyes at the thought of doing so.

Tweeks/// In due time. We have to go to the arena and shit after the flight ...and we really don't have time right now do we? I mean our flight is in probably an hour.

He's looking for every damn excuse. He's thinking hard, he wants to put it off as long as possible. I mean ...fuckkk ...her mom and evil bitch sister who is a damn skanky ass hoe? FUCKKK!

Kenzikins/// You are telling my sister when we get to the arena. And you know damn well you can't escape that!

Tweeks/// Well who gives a shit about Kenna? What's she going to do attempt to steal my soul like she did with Luke? If he still has his soul ...I am pretty sure I can escape her succubus ways of life. Your mom, I am kinda worried about. She has never liked me and I can see her never liking me. But I mean I wouldn't mind her liking me just a little bit. I mean yes, I am the boy that is fucking weird and is in no, way, shape or form something she would find as a respectable man to be with one of her daughters. BUT FUCK HER! AND FUCK HER FOR THINKING I SUCK! HER DAMN SNOBBY ASS FAVORITE DAUGHTER SUCKS MORE DICK THEN THEIR HOUSEKEEPER!

Kenzie wasn't looking at him and then suddenly turns to him questioning.

Kenzikins/// Rosa?

Tweeks is trying to hold back from laughing from a thought. But can't help it and just bursts out.

Tweeks/// Okay. OKAY! So last time I was there and Evan was there right? I totally walked into a bathroom AND BAM! There was Rosa sucking the shit out of Evan's dick like it was gasping for air ...never seen somebody going to work that hard, it's like she was an alien starving to survive and the only thing that would give her life is his damn cum!

Kenzikins/// OKAY SHUT UP! JUST STOP!

Tweeks/// She took the facial like a champ though...

Kenzikins/// ENOUGH!

He's smirking still, so wanting to make another remark about it. But he doesn't. They're to the airport now bringing the car to a stop.

[kenzie]

After a bit they proceed through the airport as any normal individual would.

Kenzie - So since you seem to the be the one keeping tabs on my sister, should I even ask if she has made it to the arena or if she is.....

Kenzie gulps and tries to erase the mental image from her head.

Kenzie - Holed up with Luke in some hotel....God please tell me she is back already....I really don't want to be on the plane freaking out over just what those two could be doing...alone...in Vegas...both of them probably drunk....and you know how Luke just loves to piss me off. He finds it so funny.

Tweeks - As much fun as it is to torture you, they did leave already.

Kenzie - Good, I don't think I could handle any more mental images of my siblings having sex....THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

He just grins a little bit when Kenzie stops suddenly tilting her head towards the bathroom.

Kenzie - Didn't we have sex in that bathroom like a year ago? You know...when you came back and you stalked me in TA with the whole skeleton bride and groom thing in the closet?

[theanti]

Looking towards the bathroom entrance. Making a funny look at the sign and the surroundings. Then taking a look at Kenzie and the bathroom once more. He smirks totally visualizing the whole thing.

Tweeks/// Yes we did ...and I am so fucking glad I have photographic memory.

He keeps the smirk on his face as they continue walking towards the front counters with their bags.

Tweeks/// If we had more time I would bring back Kenzie and Tweeks: Bathroom Sex Vol.2.

She suddenly gets a evil little grin on her face and shut their faces real quick as they talk to the female behind the counter for awhile getting their tickets. Walking away from the counter Kenzie still having a huge grin on her face.

Kenzikins/// So what is stopping you now?

Tweeks/// What now?

Kenzikins/// What is keeping you from making volume 2?

She's given that smirk to him still. He's stuttering over the thoughts in his head again. Trying to think of what to say.

Tweeks/// Well our flight ...we wouldn't nearly make that in time.

He didn't even want to mutter those words. World Champ ...he's trying to be the good guy, the company guy, is that him? Fuck no.

Kenzikins/// And when has that stopped you before.

She is dragging him by the hand looking around to see if anyone is going to notice them sneaking into the bathroom. She pulls him into the women's bathroom and shoves him into a stall. Uh oh Volume 2 of Bathroom Sex is in the works.

[kenzie]

Quite a while has passed before airport security starts scrambling around. The bathroom door opens and Tweeks manages to sneak out seconds before Kenzie. A security guard approaches Kenzie.

Guard - Excuse me miss, did you just come from that restroom?

Kenzie - Uh yeah.

Guard - We received a complaint of some sort of noise disturbance...some woman inside screaming. Did you hear anything or see anything?

Kenzie - I heard something alright.

Guard - You did? How would you describe these screams? Did it sound like she was in trouble?

Kenzie - It sounded more like she was having the time of her life.

Guard - I beg your pardon?

Kenzie - Oh come on Skippy. You know, the kind of screaming only a certain man can get from a woman...

Guard - So you mean...

Kenzie - Yep....there was some seriously hot kinky sex going on in that bathroom.

Guard - God damnit, what is with that bathroom? I tell you miss, one year ago we had a similar situation occur. Some one complained about a woman screaming in that very bathroom.

Kenzie - Maybe you have really great soap in there.

The Guard just looks at her.

Kenzie - This is Vegas after all...what else do people come here for besides gambling and sex?

She grins and walks over to Tweeks who was patiently and innocently waiting for her.

Kenzie - Well my goodness Tweekness, did you know there was a couple in that bathroom having sex? Can you believe such a thing?

Kenzie bites her bottom lip grinning.

[theanti]

He tries not to laugh and puts on a serious face looking back at the bathroom and the security.

Tweeks/// Well I say GOOD FOR THEM! I mean we should be able to express ourselves in ways as that. I mean if with the day and age and our president elect being gangster as shit! FUCKKK SON!

He walks away fast now dragging her by the hand. They were late for their plane now and were going to have to take another one. Pitty ...oh well, there is always more time. They walked back up to the counters, same person and stand before the woman.

Tweeks/// Need two tickets to Seattle, soonest flight possible please ...we have two other tickets for the one an hour or so ago ...but yeah, I fell asleep in the bathroom.

Kenzie/// You would not believe how long he takes on the toilet sometimes and he was considerate enough this time not to do it on the plane ...and I mean if they would of dropped that load of poop out of the plane while it was flying ...just think of the disaster, they could of made another Joe Dirt movie with it and he could of used it as a boat.

Tweeks/// Oh thanks love ...I appreciate it so fucking much THAT YOU THINK MY POOP LOOKS LIKE A BOAT!

They are obviously playing this out heavily, the woman is getting very freaked out by the two, she's going through the tickets and the information and changing them in a quick hurry.

Kenzie/// Well you don't ever have to walk into the bathroom after you are in there. I swore for a week all my girlfriends thought you were beating me because I passed out when I walked in there once and hit my head on the tub. They thought I should bring you onto VH1 and make a reality show out of it. Professional Wrestling Demons: Tweeks vs. Women Beating.

Tweeks/// Cute, real fucking cute! I bet that shit could of headlines Wrestlemania 1 if you would of been born. But sadly we don't call you Eric Bischoff. We call you Kenzie Bitch and we will leave it at that ...and leave the crappy reality shows to him too.

He smiles and the counter woman is done and has had enough.

Woman/// Okay guys, I got these switched free of charge for a flight in about an hour, there will be a slight layover in Colorado, but it will only about an hour or so. And thank you for choosing Las Vegas Airlines, we hope you enjoy your flight.

They both look at her with a big smile and happy go lucky attitudes.

Tweeks and Kenzie/// Thank youuuu!

[kenzie]

After standing there grinning like they just walked out of the Black Hole Sun video Kenzie grabs Tweeks by the sleeve and starts dragging him off behind her. She obviously sees something and is in no way going to be prevented from looking at it. After all, they do have an hour to kill, and figuring round 3 in the bathroom just wouldn't work, this seemed like the next logical step. Just what is that logical step you may be wondering....

Tweeks - Where are we going.

Kenzie - I saw fun cheap and super tacky stuff over here!

Tweeks - Like what?

Kenzie lets go of his sleeve as she suddenly comes to a stop, her eyes wide and a grin on her face like a little kid who just got told they could have the biggest and most expensive toy in the store. Tweeks looks away from her long enough to see they are standing in front of the airports gift store. As if airport shops weren't bad enough, Las Vegas's had to rank right up there on the list of the tacky. She darts inside and soon finds a pair of poker chip sun glasses that are about 10 times the size of her face. She puts them on and laughs.

Kenzie - I am so sexy it isn't even funny right now!