Post by demetrireaper on Jan 27, 2009 19:47:15 GMT -5
Torturous as this schedule is, I've managed to find some time alone to myself at the hotel's restaurant. I know that I'm staying at a hotel with many other CWF Warriors, but I haven't seen or heard from any of them. Maybe they're too busy messing around in their rooms with the hooker of the night....damn do I wish I could get one of those, but even the hookers avoid my freaky ass. Maybe they think my idea of hot sex is something so slitting someone's throat and having sex with their corpse. In all honesty, that does sound like quite a night but I doubt it would be as great as a warm body with me, but I digress. The point if that I'm here alone. The waitresses come in numbers to take my order, then rush off to fill it with a look that makes me seem like I made an indecent proposal. Women are confusing, but I'm probably better off, I doubt there's a woman out there who could handle my freakish desires.