Double Dragon.

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.:.Mindless Babble.:. Double Dragon is the fucking shit!!!!

The scene opens up backstage. The camera isnt really focused on anything at all... All seems really really quiet. Suddenly two ninjas come running by with Samurai swords. One in blue and the other in red. One of them is carrying one of those backpacks that have speakers in them. "Zero To Hero" by Cannilbal Corpse is on while the two run past the camera screaming "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" The camera chases them down the hallways. The two Samurai's quit screaming as they suddenly stop and look at eachother. Who else this fucking retarded could it be behind those masks? No one. Just Tweeks and Aaron Masters... Maybe Acid but Aaron and Tweeks probably thought he would impale himself with the sword because he's a drunk.

Aaron/
"*Chinese Accent* Tweeksa! We show Gaara what real ninja is all bout!"

Tweeks/
"Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Death to sand ninja! YahahahahahahH!"

Aaron and Tweeks take off once again with their gear and take off until they reach Gaara's locker room. Tweeks goes to open the door but Aaron stops him.

Aaron/
"No young grass hoppa! like dis!"

Aaron chops the doorknob straight off of the door. Tweeks then kicks the door in. They jump inside the room and strike a martial arts pose. Aaron low to the ground with the sword kinda behind his head holding it with both hands and Tweeks with one leg in the air pointing the sword at Gaara with his left hand. They slowly approach Gaara with the swords making "Waaaaaaaaaah.... noises." As soon as they get up somewhat close to Gaara they stand up. Aaron switches his Cannibal Corpse song off and they stand up straight to Gaara and they bow. And then stand up straight.

Aaron/
"We are!"

Tweeks/
"Double Dragon!"

Aaron and Tweeks/
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH! CHA CHA CHA CHA!"

Aaron and Tweeks get into a fighting stance as does Gaara. Suddenly Aaron stands up straight and pokes Gaara in the eye hard. Gaara grabs his eye and stumbles around holding it in pain. Tweeks and Aaron then burst into laughter and then run out of the locker room and down the hall screaming WAAAAAAAAAAAH! CHA CHA CHA CHA CHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

TBC By Anyone lol

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:::Aaron and Tweeks keep running down the hallway then stopped by smoke bombs.
Acid stumbles out of the smoked dressed in ninja gear, with a huge red scarf
around his neck. He has a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a ninja
sword in the next. Tweeks and Aaron laugh:::

Tweeks: Who the fuck you supposed to be dude? HAHHAHA!

::::Acid downs some of the Jack through his black clothe mouth peice::::

Acid: I'M SHINOBI BITCH!

::::Acid drunkenly gets into a fighting stance as Tweeks and Aaron laugh
hysterically. Acid also laughes his ass off, then lowers his head:::

Acid: Why didn't you fucks invited me? Huh?

Aaron: You were busy whacking off in the bathroom, so we left.

Tweeks: We could have waited since you take a minute anyways.

:::Aaron and Tweeks continue to laugh. Acid downs some more of his bottle:::

Acid: You have dishonored me, bitches!

::::He then bitchslaps both Aaron and Tweeks, then runs down the hallway
getting chased by them both:::

tbc by anyone

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Acid/
"AhAHahahahahahahAHahah! You'll never catch Shinobi alive motha phuckas!"

Aaron and Tweeks swing their swords at him cutting shit up. Like crates. Everyone in the hallways dives out of the way trying to avoid getting their fucking heads chopped straight off. Aaron and Tweeks are screaming WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! As Acid runs for his life. Acid suddenly stops and turns around facing Aaron and Tweeks.

Acid/
"Fuck the swords! Lets do this man to women!"

Aaron and Tweeks look at eachother and then stab their swords into the ground and get into a fighting stance. Acid puts his sword down and gets into a fighting stance. He shimmies over to them and then they shimmy backwards keeping distance. He shimmies over again and so do Tweeks and Aaron backwards trying to avoid Mr. Shinobi. Acid stands right inbetween the swords that are impaled in the ground and then he picks them up and swings them around.

Acid/
"Ahahahah! PSYCHE! YOUR GONNA BE SLICED AND DICED NOW bICtCheSSSS!"

Aaron eyes go wide. He is the first to take off down the hall running for his life. Acid swings the swords around carrying both of them.

Tweeks/
"Mommmmy!!!!!!!!!"

Tweeks turns around a books it off down the hall scream. Both Aaron and Tweeks scream AHHHHHHHH!! As they run off down the hall. Acid chases behind them swinging the swords around screaming MOWUAHAHAHAHAH!"

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:::All three whackos are running down the hallway, Acid is screeching like Xena
Warrior Princess now. Tweeks and Aaron run around as though they were flying
thinking they can fly::::

Tweeks/Aaron: WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

::::Acid kept persueing them until he sees some Domino's pizza at lunch table.
He stops and picks the slices up with the swords:::::

Acid: A ninja, must always replenish his energy.

:::He sits on one of the cable boxes and begins to chow down. Tweeks and Aaron
continue to run, but slow down, looking back:::

Tweeks: Where'd the fuck he go?

Aaron: Let's head back.

:::They both do that Superman, stretching arms out thingy and run/fly back to
where Acid is eating:::

tbc by anyone, seriously, ANYONE!!!! DAMMIT!

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/Hello Doctor!\

Tweeks/ THAT DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER!

Tweeks and Aaron see Acid sitting on some boxes eating the slice of pizza. They both move quickly and grab their swords back as they put them to his throat. He continues eating.

Aaron/ Prepare to suffer!

Tweeks/ NINJA MASTER MIKE SHINODA SHALL FALL!

Acid looks at the two and continues eating his slice of pizza.

Acid/ Hold on a sec...okay...no wait...almost done...

He keeps eating the pizza. He drops a piece of cheese and sause onto his pants and starts to curse to himself and Tweeks and Aaraon bring their swords down some. Acid licks his fingers some finishing off the slice.

Tweeks/ Man...are you done yet?

Acid/ Shut up bitch...I'm hungry! You know how much hard work it is to chase you hyper fuckers around when I have a belly full of Jack and Pepsi?

Aaron/ I'm sure it's pretty damn hard...

Tweeks/ ALMOST AS HARD AS MY PENIS IS WHEN I'M COCK SLAPPING ACID'S BABY MOMMAS ASS! BOOYA GRANDMA!

Acid and Aaron both give him a funny look and his little smile on his face dipletes and he puts the sword back to Acid's throat. Acid just grabs another slice of pizza and Aaron and Tweeks sigh as Tweeks puts his sword back down. Acid grins and takes off running as he eats the slice of pizza. Acid looks back yelling and eating.

Acid/ NEVER PUT YOUR GUARD DOWN! LESSON ONE OF SHINOBI!

TBCB Whoever

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ut of nowhere comes Allison Jacobs wearing a plain white tank top and blue jeans with rips and tears that run throughout. Acid looks over at her walking his way and basically knocks her down, he stops as Allison gets back to her feet.

Allison: Watch it!

Acid smirks as Tweeks and Aaron finally catch up. He bites down into the slice of pizza he has looking at Allison.

Allison: What?

Allison places her hands on her hips and stares at Acid.

TBC.. By Acid

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:::Acid looks at Allison, tilts his head, and holds out the pizza slice to her.
He grunts all ape like::

Allison: Um, no thanks.

:::He then begins to act like an ape and hops around, yelling like one, holding
out the pizza slice again. Tweeks and Aaron join in acting like monkeys too.
Allison is weirded by this, big time:::

tbc by Allison

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:::He slightly grins now, face to face with Allison:::

Acid: I've never been one to give another "personal space" you know that better
than another Alli.

:::Acid sticks his tongue out and stuffs the pizza in her mouth, but not
choking her, just so it's held in by her teeth. The trio begin rampaging the
hallways as monkeys dressed as ninjas and samurais, harrassing the crew and
other superstars. Allison stands there, wondering why he wasn't as mean to her
as he was when she first got back. She shakes head and walks off. The show
fades to black and into a commercial:::

tbc by anyone