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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:30:37 GMT -5
We find our marvelous hero sitting on a very beat down plaid couch, playing some Grrrs of War laughing hysterically as he hits people with torque bow arrows. He giggles as he stuck one person and another one blew up with him. Kenzie suddenly walks into the room holding her God of War PSP playing ...you guessed it God of War ...for you guessed it PSP. They both stop playing as she walks in the room and its like, love at first sight as they both set down their respective systems. Slow motion type movements to each other lead to Kenzie leaping in the air and her jumping right on Tweeks as he falls down on the couch. He smirks as she sits on top of him now.
Tweeks: You know we can never be my dear!
Kenzikins: Oh I am sorry Mr.Gates but ...I can't help it if your companies system does not bring forth the correct sort of war.
Tweeks: And I am sorry ...that the little handheld can not support a chainsaw gun with sly talking black guys ...besides 50 Cent Bulletproof.
She smirks and he pokes her in the stomach. She giggles slightly and moves on her side on the couch as he does the same facing one another.
Kenzikins: You know what it is today don't you?
Tweeks: ...umm I don't know?
She looks shocked and smacks him playfully.
Kenzikins: You don't?!
He smirks and then laughes.
Tweeks: Of course I know what today is. I mean I haven't gotten reminded for the past three or so weeks about it, because you wanted to do something like special or entertaining. So here I am! Away from the controller for at least a few hours ...so that me and you can have our respective "date" that you wanted. Only for you my dear!
He smiles and looks back at the tv ...
Tweeks: ...you better know what I am doing for you, because this is a Ranked Match on Grrrs.
Her jaw drops and he laughes.
Tweeks: So what do you want to do tonight Kenz ...and I swear if there is a witty Pinky and the Brain remark after that, I am picking up th econtroller again.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:30:53 GMT -5
Kenzie lays there looking a bit disappointed.
Kenzie - Look at you censoring me.....how is that even fair? I bust my wonderful little booty every week and I get censored! This is an outrage! You better watch out....I feel the presence of the Hulk....and not the pedohiliac Hogan....but the big green monster one, coming on.
Tweeks once again pokes her in the stomach. She giggles way cuter than that fucking Phillsbury dough boy. Kenzie crinkles her nose up and sticks her tongue out at him.
Kenzie - What do I want to do? Hmm...so many choices. I mean...we could play with the memory card slotness....thats always fun. I could pretend to be Lu Bu and go ape shit on you.....I could go put my zombie make up on and zombie rape you.......Damnit Tweekness...you give me choices....what do you think I've kept you around these last couple years for hmm? I'm incapable of making such life altering decisions!!!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:31:13 GMT -5
Tweeks stands up and looks at her and suddenly takes his grey Independent t-shirt off. She looks at him confused.
Kenzikins: Do I get to see the Memory Card next?
She smiles and he shakes his head with a look and goes to the closet door and opens it up and pulls out a hose ...connected to a shop vac?
She begins to giggle hysterically as he drags it all the way out into the clear.
Tweeks: Do you want me to go in the shower and attempt to shop vac something? I know you want to see me suck everything up ...you always wanted to see me do it!
He look sat her with a grin and she keeps laughing to the point of where it almost sounds like she is having trouble breathing. He drops the hose and throws his t-shirt across the room and goes and grabs a different black one with an X-box monster on it. He turns around and looks at her.
Tweeks: Well you know what we could do ...drive by gummy bears!
She looks at him excited like. Something new ...something intriguing that has caught her ear.
Kenzikins: What is this you speak of?!
Tweeks: Well shit woman we go grab the moped ...drive around ...and ...THROW WET GUMMY BEARS AT PEOPLE! I know ...I am awesome!
Kenzikins: Tweekness ...that may be one of the most ...clever things that you have EVER thought of!
She smirks and pops up onto her feet. He walks over and pulls out a big bag of gummy bears out of his bag.
Kenzikins: I realize everyday ...why you have been around for two years. Not only are you clever, but you carry around bags of candy with you!
He smirks and smacks her ass as they walk out the door.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:31:30 GMT -5
Kenzie giggles as they walk out the door and around to the moped that was spoken of only moments ago. Kenzie looks up at Tweeks with wide eyes looking as though she's just seen THE greatest torture device ever. She is now so excited that yes....she is actually bouncing.
Kenzie - Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekness.................
Tweekness - Yes Kenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzikins.
Kenzie - How much do you love me?
She looks at him with the most devious expression you could ever imagine. An expression that has gotten Tweeks and Kenzie into many, many hours of fun. Smiling and now attempting to look as innocent as humanly possible....which for Kenzie is rather difficult.
Kenzie - I want a target.....a PACIFIC target! And I have the perfect one in mind.
She grins and giggles.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:31:41 GMT -5
He grins from ear to ear getting the fire in his eyes.
Tweeks: Name? Location? And how many gummy bears?
He starts to dump gummy bears out of the bag and into his hand as he then piles them into his mouth, making his mouth full of them.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:31:58 GMT -5
As Tweeks is stuffing his cheeks full of the gummy little fuzzy wuzzy with no hair bears. Kenzie reaches up on her tip toes and whispers something in his ear. She giggles and yes....bounces again out of excitment. Tweeks eyes light up.
Tweeks - WAHOO!
Tweeks screams out spewing slobbery gummy fuzzy wuzzies all over the ground.
Kenzie - Well now....you just wasted a whole handful! You'd better have more mister....I'm thinking we're gonna needed at LEAST a whole bag to machine gun victim number 1. I want them to fall to their knees crying so hard their eye liner runs and creates a black river to be later named Whiny Little Bitch River!
Kenzie takes a breath and attempts to calm her excitment.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:32:14 GMT -5
He grins excitedly sitting down on the moped dragging her onto it soon right after and he turns his head around.
Tweeks: Give me some sugar ...baby!
He forces a kiss on Kenzie as he smears gummy bear goo all over her face.
Tweeks: And this ...is why I love you. You like gummy bears and gummy bears like you. Think of this, what if a fucking gummy bear had a dick? What would come out of it? Melted gummy bear goodness? Fuck I'd suck its dick then.
He turns around and starts the moped, reving its small little engine with a grin.
Tweeks: Asta la vista ...baby!
They begin the adventure down the hallway. A sharp turn later and VVVWHAM! There they are infront of their chapters beginning. CJ Tyler's locker room. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little note pad and a black Sharpie. He writes something on the paper and Kenzie giggle, digging in a side compartment and pullin gout a roll of duct tape. She rips a piece off and tapes the piece of paper over CJ's nameplate. It now reads "Jacoby" and Tweeks grins very heavily and drives away. They are clear out of view when the door of the locker room suddenly opens and Gochia peaks her head out thinking she heard something. She shrugs her shoulders and is about to shut the door when she notices the piece of paper on the door and her mouth opens and rips it off, slamming the door soon after.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:33:15 GMT -5
Kenzie leans over Tweeks damn near doubling him over as she watches the growingly preggie "Gotta Gochiam All...Pokemon" rip the new and improved name off CJ's door and slam it closed. Kenzie starts laughing hysterically.
Kenzie - And that my dear, that right there, is why I love you!
Kenzie licks the side of Tweeks face wrapping her arms around his neck and resting her chin on his shoulder.
Kenzie - So...Jac...I mean CJ I don't believe is inside.......where else would we be able to find .......... IT?
Kenzie pretends to think.
Kenzie - If your fiancee was pregnant....and you looked like you both got a hair cut from a 2 year old....where would you be?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:35:27 GMT -5
Gochia swings the door open again panting a little. She waddles over to Tweeks and Kenzie still holding the papers in her hand. She throws them in Tweeks' face.
Gochia: What the hell is wrong....you know what nevermind I dont even want to know. But what is the meaning of this? Jacoby, you know that was a long time ago and...
They snicker
Gochia sighs and points down the hall
Gochia: CJ is getting food he should be coming through the doors at any minutes and he better cause Im starving!
They laugh, she turns on her heels and starts to waddle away
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:36:33 GMT -5
Tweeks gets a little smirk on his face. A sudden light bulb obviously appearing over his head at the time. He makes a sudden turn a little tire squeal later and they are going down a different hallway.
Tweeks: That is the question my dear lady friend. What would a pregnant lady be craving at the moment? And who possibly in CWF could cut hair like a 2 year old?
Kenzie: Well Mak tried to cut my hair once when I was 2 ...but that's different.
Tweeks: God you're not even warm... you are freezing!
Kenzie: Um ..umm ..ummmm ...
She panicing and doesn't know who it could be.
Tweeks: God woman, if you're cold, why don't you go stand infront of the oven ...it will warm you up, fuck make me some hamburgers too!
She gives him a little glare and he smirks as he makes a sudden stop. Right infront of Psycho Luke's "office". She looks at Tweeks and gets a very understanding look.
Kenzie: You are smart!
Tweeks: Well come on ...what pregnant lady doesn't want a hotdog covered with like chocolate or something? AND OBVIOUSLY, Luke would cut hair like a 2 year old. he has the mind of one and has touched your sisters cooter ...which would make his fingers all deformed and useless.
Kenz shutters at the thought of her sisters vag and they hop off the moped knocking on the door stuffing their faces with gummy BEARS! They wait ...as no one comes to the door. They almost hear scrambling behind it. He was in there, he had to be! They wait longer, impatiently with their very wet gummy bears still sitting in their mouths. When the door suddenly opens and they unload their gummy bear clip from their mouths onto the awaiting, unexpected victim OF ...
Makenna Burns? She stands very pissed off at this wiping spit and gummy bears off her face. Kenzie is covering her mouth as she smiles, trying so hard to hold back the laughter. Tweeks looks at her very confused.
Tweeks: Now ...did you have the sex hair ...before ...or after the gummy bear explosion?
He strokes his chin as he looks at her. Shes beaming, steaming, GLEAMING! Whatever that means. She slams the door in both of their faces.
Tweeks: WE ARE TWO FOR TWO with slammed doors. Muaha!
They get back on the moped moving on.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:36:57 GMT -5
And ofcourse CJ comes around the corner with a big tray of food in hand heading back to the locker room. He spots Kenzie and Tweeks looking up to no good as always and tries his best to sneak past them. But before he can turn the door knob to be back to safety he's spotted. Tweeks circles back around on the moped coming toward CJ but CJ just barely gets in and slams the door.
CJ: OH SHIT FRIENDS ARE EVIL!!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:37:16 GMT -5
Well, now that the wicked awesome dynamic duo has unleash the gummy bear army upon the alien infested sister, Kenzie turns and looks at Tweeks. Her face all excited like. A facial expression that could only mean one thing. Tweeks knows exactly what must be done. They hop back onto the moped and zoom down the hallway back to stage one. Gochia is still waddling back towards the locker room. Kenzie reaches into her hoodie pocket and pulls out a little bag. As they zoom by Kenzie empties the bag on Gochia....a bag of feathers.
Kenzie - AAAAAAAFFFFFFFFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:37:28 GMT -5
Tweeks hops off the moped as it comes to a sudden stop. None of this made sense, fuck it was becoming all retarded and ghey like a Punisher match. Tweeks comes right up to the door and smacks his fist against it really hard. Hopefully bringing forth false labor pains.
Tweeks: NO! See Ceej ...friends don't do these things to one another. See friends hug and play video games together. Play tricks on other people with one another. See friends don't put notes on each others locker room saying they look like their current fiances old flame that was way funnier, cooler, and gheyer then you! FRIENDS DON'T ACT LIKE BITCHES AND HOES 24/7 ...friends aren't Tweeks and CJ Tyler. Stop riding coat tails Mr.Self-Proclaimed MVP. All I'm hearing in my head is MOST VALUABLE PUSSAYYYYYYYYY!
The locker room door suddenly flies open and CJ looks rather pissed off as he attempts to storm out the door slip on a freshly set batch of pudding right infront of Tweeks. Tweeks moves to the side slightly and lets him fall into the hallway. Tweeks snickers as Kenzie is covering her mouth giggling.
Tweeks: *sigh* That's what happens to most pussies ...they end up wet and on the floor ...in a puddle of pudding. Well thats if the dick was just in the asshole that is for the pudding part.
Tweeks just shrugs and walks away letting CJ lay in the pudding on the floor. Kenz and the Tweeks get back on the moped driving away.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:37:39 GMT -5
Kenzie wraps her arms around Tweeks waist and plops her chin back on his shoulder. She turns and bites his neck letting out a little giggle.
Kenzie - So Mr. Pennysworth where to now? We've harassed my sister...although inadvertantly, CJ and Gochia the AFLAC duck. Is the fun and excitment over my dear Tweekness?
She gives him her best pouty face.
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