HOW DOES ONE TOP THAT!?

[kenzie]

.....Wow......evidentally, the hilariousness of Mr. Ince, Aaron Masters, Tweeks, Kenzie, and fucking Psycho Luke are NOTHING compared to the HILARIOUSNESS of over using the word 'weiner' when infact your attempting to parody the word 'winner'....Kenzie is sitting there with indeed that very group of individuals. Her gaze is blank as she stares at the tv screen blinking her eyes.

Kenzie - Who.....what..........why?

Tweeks - Weiner?

Kenzie - Suddenly it's like we are in that preschool dream of Levi's. When the word 'weiner' is 'hilarity at it's best' then you know hell has frozen over, or we have seriously somebody with out a freaking clue on our hands. Some one who can't think of anything more clever than to change a letter in some one's name to make it "funny" and "insulting."

Tweeks - Some one who can't seem to realize that this place isn't like the place of the past that they just can't seem to let go and STOP TALKING ABOUT SINCE IT'S BEEN CLOSED!!!!

Kenzie pats Tweeks on the head.

Kenzie - Wow...I mean....I just feel so enlightened right now.....my whole world has just been made more clear......

Kenzie gets up from her seat, and bolts out of the locker room running wailing her arms about screaming at the top of her lungs.

Kenzie - WEINER......WEINER.........WEINER.........WEINER.......WEINER............WEINER!!!!!!!!!

[kenzie]

Just then Psycho Luke is seen bolting down the hall way after Kenzie as she flails her arms about yelling weiner. Luke pushes the hotdog stand that he magically had after her. She stops and looks at him slightly confused as he runs up trying to catch his breath.

Luke: Well if you wanted some hotdogs why didn't you say so? I have plenty. I have beef dogs and turkey dogs and pork dogs. And I even have 3 kinds of mustard. Only a dollar fifty.

Kenzie: A dollar fifty? That's a rip off!

Luke: No its not! These are grade A hotdogs damnit. And I'll be damned if I sell them for any cheaper than a dollar fifty.

Kenzie: Well then I'm taking my business elsewhere!

Luke: Fine, why don't you go hit the pink taco bar, you know hotdog eating weirdo!

[kenzie]

I just heard something amazing! A girl crying for weiners, a dude pushing a magically appearing hot dog cart and selling the dogs for a buck fifty! I'm there!

Eryk: LUKE! Can i have a hot dog?!

[kenzie]

Kenzie looks between Luke and Ince.

Psycho Luke - These are some gormet hot dogs right here!

Luke goes to hand Ince one.

Kenzie - What the hell? There's nothing gormet about a hotdog?! That's like putting Kraft Mac and Cheese on a restuarant menu, charging 5 bucks and calling it gormet.....there is just no way. It's just............wrong.

Psycho Luke - Yes, but I have 3....not 1, not 2.....but 3 different types of mustard! If that isn't gormet then I don't know what is

[kenzie]

I look between the two fighting about hot dogs. I see the hot dog in Luke's hand as he fights with Kenzie. I keep watching it get waved by my face. DAmn, i want that hot dog!

Eryk: GUYS! Can i just have my hot dog?! I'm starving here!