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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:43:14 GMT -5
Karsyn is behind the wheel of her black Jeep glacing between the road ahead and a small piece of paper in her hand she's on her way to Psycho Luke's mansion. Her cell phone starts ringing....she knows by the ringtone it's Matt. Biting her lip she adjusts her oversized sunglasses putting the paper down and grabbing her phone flipping it open.
Karsyn - Are you there already?
Matt - Uh....there might be a problem.
Karsyn - What!?.....Oh crap.....you're not coming are you?!
Matt - I'll be there I promise!!! I'm just gonna be late.....
Karsyn - You CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
Matt - Don't worry....I called Kenzie....she will meet you there. I will be there as soon as I can I promise!
Karsyn - Try to hurry....PLEASE!
Matt - I will I promise!
They hang up as Karsyn reaches Luke's house. Kenzie has YET to arrive and Karsyn grimices. She hears Luke's voice ringing out......she was SUPER nervous now as she pulls up and sees him. Karsyn gets out of her Jeep and manages a shy wave.
Karsyn - Um....hi.........uhhhh Matt will be here soon....he's running late........and um....Kenzie's supposed to be here....now................so uhhh...yeah
Karsyn bites her lip out of nervousness.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:43:30 GMT -5
Luke pulls his bubble pipe outta his mouth and tosses a wave back at her.
Luke: Well hey! Come on inside, you picked the ultimate place to have a wedding.....I'm not even gonna lie.
He walks to the front of the house and opens the door motioning for Karsyn to come in. She stands there reluctantly not knowing what to do.
Luke: Well I know it's a nice day outside but that doesn't mean we have to stand out here. Stop being such a shy person and make yourself comfortable. Do you like beer? I've got beer! How about vodka? I've got vodka! Oh I know, you probably drink like wine coolers or something. Well I got those too! And I have the best idea for the cake. I just got off the phone with the dude from the Ace Of Cakes and he's gonna make you guys a nice hotdog shaped cake and it's just gonna be fantastic. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to have it taste like hotdogs.
Luke continues to motion her inside as she still stands there all shylike.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:43:46 GMT -5
Just as Karsyn starts to fear for her life...Kenzie's voice is heard from behind her.
Kenzie - Luke I swear to God you make any comments about ice cream to Karsyn and I will kill you where you stand for trying it with BOTH my sisters!
Kenzie walks up running her hand through her long black hair. Karsyn relaxes a bit and smiles.
Kenzie - Now....shall we get this started....and Luke......no booze for her! She's a good girl....however you can give me her share of the vodka bottle. I'll make sure it gets put to good use.
Kenzie walks over to Luke and rubs his head messing up his mohawk as Karsyn follows her inside.
Kenzie - Now....did I hear you correctly in that you are getting Duff from Ace of Cakes to make the wedding cake?
Luke - Yup.
Karsyn - Except he said it's gonna be a big hot dog.
Kenzie lets out a sigh.
Kenzie - Well kiddo........that's what you get for leaving him in charge of planning the wedding.
Karsyn lets out a sigh and bites nervously down on her lip...she was secretly praying the cake wouldn't taste like hotdogs....more importantly....she was hoping Matt would hurry and get there.
Kenzie - Luke....you'd better be nice to the girl. Kenna went and married a stick in the mud so we couldn't have any fun with her......but Karsyn here wants to have fun.......but she's also scared of you....so be nice and behave!
Kenzie shoots Luke a glare as a bunch of bubbles come up out of his pipe.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:43:59 GMT -5
Luke pulls his pipe outta his mouth again.
Luke: Who are you to criticize me about my wedding planning skills? I could plan a great wedding if I had to. Do you want me to plan your wedding Kenzie? Hmmmm? It could be all bloody and stuff. You and Tweeks are probably into that stuff. What kind of wedding is this going to be anyways? It's not going to be some boring all white wedding is it? God those are lame. Oh lets all wear white cause it signifies the purity of life or whatever the shit they say.
Luke walks over to his fridge and pulls out a nice big bottle of vodka and hands it to Kenzie.
Luke: There now shut up. Actually you know what lets take shots. Yeah that'd be fun.
He grabs 2 shot glasses and fills them both up.
Luke: Ready.....1.....2....3..GO!
They both take a quick shot and by the time they're finished Kenzie is already pouring herself another.
Luke: Easy champ, I don't want you passing out and puking all over my nice floors.
Kenzie: Oh you know I can hold my alcohol.
Luke: Well maybe so but I don't want any accidents. God you shoulda seen the last guy that told me he could hold his alcohol. Well I won't get into detail but it was a mess. Anyways, so Miss Karsyn, do you want anything to drink or are you here to strictly talk wedding crap and not have a jolly old time?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:45:04 GMT -5
Karsyn looks around and sees Kenzie practically guzzling the vodka bottle. She chews on her lip a little bit...she was still so nervous. Karsyn fidgeted a little bit playing with her engagement ring.
Karsyn - Um...I'm good but thanks.
Kenzie looks over at Karsyn....then hits Luke on the shoulder.
Kenzie - Will you show the woman what you have planned before you make her go screaming from here only to never show up ever again!
Luke - Hey! Women never go screaming from my place!
Luke looks proud of himself for the comment as Kenzie shakes her head.
Karsyn - Um Luke.....I do have a question.......With all this stuff going on with CJ and Matt........is there anyway.....umm......
Karsyn bites her lip a little hesitant. Luke stares at her waiting for the rest of the question.
Kenzie - Karsyn....sweetie....just out with it....Luke doesn't respond well to drawn out questions....he forgets the first part by the time you have finished asking.
Karsyn - Will there be security? To like...keep people away?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:45:26 GMT -5
Luke: Oh sure there will be security. I've got my buddy Bruno who's pretty damn bouncerified and the man with the largest arms in the world, yours truely. No one's getting through that door.
Kenzie just rolls her eyes at the comment.
Luke: What? The pythons too enormous for you brother?
Kenzie shakes her head and takes another shot.
Kenzie: I'm glad you had some of this. I'm sure I'll be needing alot today.
Luke(scratching his head): I think I've got like 3 or 4 more bottles somewhere.
Kenzie: MINE! They're mine!
Luke: Well alright....but you gotta save them for the wedding and stuff. So what's the plan for this bad boy anyways?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:47:28 GMT -5
Voice: Well...y'know..."I Do, I Do" then "You can kiss your woman" and then BAM! Husband and Wife.
Everyone turns around slowly looking towards the door to see Matt Tyler has made his arrival...Kenzie slams another shot as he looks at her.
Matt Tyler: Well...Kenzie's feeling better I see.
Kenzie: I only drink to make the noise go away.
Matt Tyler: Whatever helps you sleep at night toots!
Karsyn bolts off the couch and hits Matt directly in the chest with her head as she flings herself at him giving him a huge hug.
Matt Tyler: OWWIE! JESUS Luke what'd you do to my WOMAN!
Luke: Well HEY! Glad you could join us!
Matt Tyler: Wouldn't miss it for the world
Kenzie: Oh please...
She proceeds to kill another shot as Matt shoots her a playful death glare.
Matt Tyler: I am all in favor of breaking tradition with the whole white thing...
Matt looks at Karsyn
Matt Tyler: Face it babe...it's not our style.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:47:45 GMT -5
Tweeks slowly creeps out from behind a kitchen counter and grabs two bottles of vodka pulling them away and replacing them with bottles of water, unknowing to Kenzie and the others. He then rests his elbows on the counter, holding up his head by his chin.
Tweeks: Oh I find that rather hard to believe Matty Poo...
Everyone shoots their attention to Tweeks, Kenzie getting a huge getting tipsy grin.
Tweeks: I have reasons to believe that you love white. I mean I have seen those videos where your face is like covered with white. It was almost dripping off your face and you were almost begging for more. It was almost pathetic. Then I realized it was kinda hot and steamy. Then I turned off the t.v. and fell asleep ...never understood why that always happens.
Kenzie: It happens, you get exhausted. Its what guys do!
Tweeks: I know then you wake up like 20 minutes later and do it again!
He smirks all kid like and Kenzie giggles ...now realizing that the booze is gone.
Kenzie: What the fuck?!
Tweeks: Call me backwards Jesus. I turn booze into water!
He makes spooky noises.
TBCB Whoever
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:47:59 GMT -5
I heard the magic words! BOOZE! I come zipping around the corner and into the strange house. There it is the Vodka bottle, I snag it, but nothing comes out! My focus returns and all I can see is a bunch of confused, yet happy, people staring at me.
Eryk: Um....hi! Where'd the booze go? I need a smoke.
I pull out a cigarette and pop it in my mouth, then look at the others.
Eryk: Anyone else want one?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:48:41 GMT -5
Karsyn looked around....first off...Matt was here....Thank GOD! But then Tweeks had shown up....she'd known it was Tweeks by the way Kenzie was giggling and looking at him. Karsyn hadn't ever met him.....but she'd heard about him. Then Eryk Ince shows up looking for booze.....like there would honestly be any left with her sister around. Karsyn felt like her head was going to explode. She let out some sort of groaning screaming sound....her frusteration reaching it's peak.
Karsyn - OH MY GOD! What the hell is going on! How did this happen!? YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S SHYEST GIRL....QUIET....BARELY EVER TALKS....CAN HARDLY LOOK ANYONE IN THE EYE AND I AM IN A ROOM HAVING MY WEDDING PLANNED BY COMPLETE PSYCHO'S!
Almost in unison Luke, Kenzie, and Tweeks all three say.....
Luke, Kenzie, Tweeks - Thank you.
Karsyn groans again. Eryk walks up to her putting an arm around her shoulders.
Eryk - You look stressed......have a smoke?
Kenzie - Absolutely not! Ince....back away from the girl if you want any liquor at all!
Eryk backs away and Kenzie leans over the bar in front of Tweeks....the position and the visual....well...it's definitely X rated looking. She grabs a bottle and tosses it to Ince. Karsyn sighs and looks at Kenzie.
Karsyn - I'm sorry I had an outburst....
Kenzie - Shit yo...that was like the highlight of my day.
Tweeks - I thought I was the highlight of your day.
Kenzie - Tweekness....your the highlight of my day....and night.
She lets out a giggle as Karsyn looks over at Matt in obvious need of some help...or something!
Karsyn - So...uhh....we are still planning my wedding right?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:49:17 GMT -5
Matt is standing there looking VERY puzzled...how the fuck did so many people know about this private wedding planning meeting?
Matt Tyler: How the fuck did you two find out about this wedding planning meeting!?
See...told you.
Kenzie looks kinda guilty as Matt points a finger at her.
Matt Tyler: YOU!
Kenzie: Me?
Matt Tyler: I know it was you! YOU are responsible for this...this...this...
Matt points at Tweeks and waves his finger a bunch.
Matt Tyler: This THING!
Tweeks: Hey now-
Matt Tyler: YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TOO CAPTAIN KANGAROO!
Tweeks backpedals a step muttering "I love that guy" as Matt turns his attention to Ince.
Matt Tyler: And you! What the HELL man!
Eryk Ince: Now I understand your stressed 'cause I hit Levi after the match...you want a smoke to help you calm dow-
Matt Tyler: NO I DON'T WANT A SMOKE TO HELP ME CALM DOWN!
Eryk Ince: Ooookay.
Matt then helps Karsyn up putting an arm around her and shooting a playful grin to let everyone know he's not really pissed...but then he points at Karsyn and Luke.
Matt Tyler: You two...you're comin' with ME!
They proceed to the infamous Psycho Luke rake room to continue the meeting planning.
Kenzie: HEY! What about ME!
Matt Tyler: Oh as if you could focus with HIM around anyway!
Kenzie giggles and drinks more...just like mommy used to do.
Matt Tyler: We won't be long.
Matt, Karsyn, and Luke all shut the door leaving the other miscreants to their deviant activities.
TBC by Someone
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:49:44 GMT -5
I stand there completely confused still. First there's talk of a weddding, then the girl is screaming, the husband gets mad...wow, they're not having their wedding. They're on their honey moon aren't they.
Eryk: I wonder what their problem was.
I take a sip of booze then a drag of my smoke. AH! Sweet relief.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:49:57 GMT -5
Karsyn, Matt, and Luke were now shut inside Luke's rack room. Finally left to do the wedding planning in peace away from the random group of people who just decided to show up......what do you expect it is CWF........and it is Psycho Luke's house. Karsyn puts her head on Matt's shoulder and lets out a little sigh.
Karsyn - We are going to have one messed up family you realize that right?
Matt just puts an arm around her shoulders as she looks between him and Luke.
Karsyn - So back to our wedding.......we want to have a theme wedding. But not one of those trashy wild west themes....or the nude theme.....
Karsyn looks up at Matt smiling letting him reveal their grand master wedding theme.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:50:09 GMT -5
Before Matt can get a word out Luke budges in with one of his brilliant ideas.
Luke: We need to have a hotdog wedding. I already talked to Duff Man....the Ace Of Cakes guy and he's making us a hotdog shaped cake and I thought it'd be really cool if we could make a hotdog bouquet and we can make flowers outta hotdogs for the flower girl to throw and we'll paint on the walls with ketchup and mustard and there can even be a ketchup fountain in the background and you can take pictures in front of it and it will just be so dandy. And instead of a dress you can wear an apron. Yeah I love the sound of that idea. What do you guys think?
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