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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:55:35 GMT -5
Inside a rather dark locker room....that is lit only by lonesome candle....yes....very dramatic we know. The back of a dark haired woman is seen. Her black shirt is a bit dirty and tattered. The woman turns around and the camera man nearly pisses himself. Her face.......it's.......it's...........ZOMBIFIED! She stiffly but yet hunched over a bit walks out of the locker room. Dragging her foot a bit behind her. She sees Aaron Masters sitting on some boxes in the hallway with Psycho Luke, probably planning some form of attack on some one....or who's better at Guitar Hero. She grins her zombie grin and tosses herself onto Aaron. Licking his head and clawing at his hair.
Zombie Kenzie - BRAIN!!!! I EAT YOUR BRAIN!!!!!
Kenzie continues to naw at Aaron's head.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:55:53 GMT -5
Aaron goes all googley eyed for a moment almost ignoring Kenzie and turning to Luke who's looking at Kenzie with a freaked out look.
Psycho Luke/
"Whoa! KENZIE HAS MAD RAZOR BURN! OH MY GOD!"
Aaron turns from Luke, still googley eyed and back up at Kenzie who is standing above him staring back at Luke with a bitchy face as she thinks to herself "idiot!"
Kenzie/
"I'm a zombie! .... Idiot!"
Psycho Luke/
"Well, shit! You can't blame me! It's not like you're acting any different than you normally do!
Aaron blinks a few times before pointing up at her chin blankely.
Aaron Masters/
"You got something on ur chiny chin chin, piggy."
Aaron grabs at the piece of skin and yanks it off and pops it in his mouth and starts chewing. Luke looks at them with a disgusted look.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:56:07 GMT -5
Kenzie watches as Aaron eats her "flesh."
Zombie Kenzie - Make sense now....Aaron zombie too....no brain......
Kenzie then jumps onto Luke trying to bite his head. He shoves her off and she lands on her ass on the floor in front of them.
Zombie Kenzie - I'm a zombie....HELLLOOOOOO......Life size zombie action goin on.....you could stick your hand up my butt....I will bite you though......infect you with my zombieness....and Tweeks will get mad. He says he's the only one allowed to put a hand up my butt.
Kenzie gets up and puts her chin on Aaron's shoulder between him and Luke as if to be their little "devil" voice.
Zombie Kenzie - I feel like eating some one's brain.....it could be fun harassing poor defenseless people backstage......they are not prepared to take on a zombie. Grrrrraaawwwwrrrr I say.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:56:21 GMT -5
Luke stands there a bit disappointed.
Luke: Oh man, I was really looking forward to putting my hand up your butt too. Thanks for ruining a good day Kenzie. Just thanks alot.
She grins and starts trying to gnaw on Aaron's head as Aaron tries pushing her away.
Luke: You don't want that brain there's not much nutrition and protein in it. What you need is the brain of someone smart. Well I guess we'll have to look elsewhere for someone like that. Lets go to the white house! No nevermind that contradicts the smart theory. Damnit there's no good brains around here. It looks like we're just gonna have to starve. Man we're finished, we're done.
Luke starts pouting.
Kenzie: Awww its okay. Do you want some ice cream?
Luke shakes his head no.
Kenzie: No? Do you want a soda?
Luke shakes his head no again.
Kenzie: No? Do you want to take a dump in someone's shoe?
Luke shakes his head yes.
Kenzie: Okay lets go take a dump in someone's shoe.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:56:40 GMT -5
With that being said, Aaron Luke and Kenzie went off to go find some random victim. Which just happened to be Jake Benson. Before Jake knew it he was being jumped from behind and being restrained. Aaron had a sleeper hold hooked on Benson, Luke and Kenzie kind of watched in the background. Aaron turns Jake around and it looked like Jake was about out cold. Luke ran over to Benson and turned his back on him and whipped down his pants just enough to take a dump on Bensons shoe.
Kenzie/
"Oh god, you werent joking!"
Just then Benson woke up saw that... disgusting, harry, rancid anus of Psycho Luke Schlosser. What was his first reaction? To kick Luke straight in the asshole. Which is exactly what he did.. Amazingly since Benson is so fucking strong he got his shoe logged up Luke's asshole. Luke's eyes went all big and surprised like as Luke hopped away Bensons shoe came off. It was incredibly loose I suppose.. Kenzie pointed at Luke at started laughing hysterically and Luke ran around with a shoe rammed up his ass. Benson punched Aaron right in the nose breaking Aarons grip, then running away.
Luke/
"GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! OH GOD! OH GOD!"
Kenzie/
"I'm so not touching that thing!"
Aaron/
"And why not? I'm sure your sister did!"
Kenzie gets a queezy look to her face as Aaron just stands there and laughs as Luke wobbles around all penguin like and examines the shoe.
Aaron/
"Well Luke, are you chewing on some shoelaces? Cause that's pretty far up there."
Luke looks at Aaron like he's about to kill him. Luke's all bent over still holding onto his pants. He looks kind of like a hunched over grimlin... Just with a shoe stickng out of his rear end.
Aaron/
"And to think that most people would think this isn't possible."
Luke/
"GET A CROWBAR AND GET THIS THING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUT! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!"
Aaron stands there and shakes his head laughing.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:56:57 GMT -5
Kenzie looks around at Luke freaking out. Aaron is obviously not helping the situation any....of course it was up to her to save the day. Luke was running right towards Kenzie. Without thinking.....without hesitating......she pulled her fist back and popped him right in the face. Luke went flipping backwards over a box and the shoe went flying right out of his bum.
Zombie Kenzie - POW! Right in the kisser!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:57:11 GMT -5
Luke gets back up and pulls his pants back up.
Luke: That was a close one. I bet I'm gonna be constipated for weeks.
Kenzie: I doubt that.
Luke: Yeah me too. I probably won't be constipated at all. Well at least I Benson's shoe dirty. Now he's gonna live knowing that he can't go by one seperate shoe and he's gonna have to spend money to get a whole brand new pair. Hahahaha I'm so evil.
Kenzie: Can we go get brains now?!
Luke: Maybe Wal-Mart sells brains. Well that's probably where the CWF people get their brains from.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:57:24 GMT -5
As they were talking Aaron snuck up on Kenzie and grabbed her by the head and bit down some, mostly for payback. She turned around and smacked Aaron accordingly.
Kenzie/
"Aaron! BITE SOMEONE ElSES HEAD!"
Aaron fidgets for a moment as he looks around at Luke and grins.
Luke/
"Nope... Nope... Nothin' there."
Aaron cocks his head to the side and looks at the wall.
Aaron/
"... It always comes down to wallkmart... Why wallmart? There's plenty of FREE brains roaming the streets....."
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:57:39 GMT -5
Kenzie starts walking all zombified again dragging her foot.
Zombie Kenzie - Then streets.....we.....go.......Brains! NEED BRAINS!!!!
Once outside there is indeed crowds of people walking by. Kenzie hobbles out groaning and latching on to random people biting them.
Zombie Kenzie - BRAINSSS! Me NEED BRAINS!!!!
Kenzie jumps on the back of some guy in a suit and starts to bite at his head. The guy starts tripping out running around in circles flailing his arms about screaming like a woman. The people around stand and watch screaming themselves...but what do they do when some random woman latches onto a random guy trying to eat his brain?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:57:51 GMT -5
The truth being of course is that no one quite understands what to do right away. People think that if you ignore something. It will just go away, well today Aaron, Kenzie and maybe even Luke will teach them differently. A couple random witnessess try to pick up the pace. Be quiet and sneak away unoticed and not attempt to help anyone but themselves. A couple months ago there was a stabbing in a corner store. Some people just completely ignored the woman.. One even stood over her and took a picture on a phone (True fucking story.) Well I guess you could say it's time for a fucking wake up call. There attention slightly turned to Kenzie as they hurried along watched her out of the corner of their eyes. Aaron had jumped on one of their backs unsuspectingly and bite them on the top of the head. He had a sadisitc look about him. The woman he had jumped on started flailing about suddenly, screaming. She had hit Aaron right in the jaw with her bag full of bricks. Aaron fell to the ground holding his jaw for a moment.
Aaron/
"Son... of... a bitch!"
Aaron got up and checked his jaw to see if it was still in place and Kenzie stopped what she was doing and laughed at him.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 4:58:16 GMT -5
Kenzie stood there laughing at Aaron who was rubbing his jaw.
Zombie Kenzie - If you were a real zombie that wouldn't bother you! IMMITATION ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!
Kenzie moves around in circles trying to claw at and reach for people who are too far away making various gargle and groaning noises while dragging her foot.....why she drags her foot you might ask.....she'd seen it in the Resident Evil movie and thought it just looked cool OKAY!? Happy now?! You have your reason!!! Kenzie managed to grab hold of some older man who was completely bald. She grabs his head and begins to lick it.
Zombie Kenzie - MmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
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