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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:00:31 GMT -5
Kenzie is roaming around the hallways bored out of her mind. Karsyn is spending time with Aubrey, taking her out shopping...spoiling the living hell out of her probably. Some weird shit had been going on lately. But that isn't anything new.....this is CWF after all. Weird shit happens on a regular basis. Torrey Lyne got taken out by Jake Benson.....Jake Benson ditched Skylar......MaKenna is hanging out with Jake Benson.....scary shit. Anyway, Kenzie walks down the hallway, her hands shoved into the front pocket of her hoodie. Kicking open Psycho Luke's office door he looks up and she grins like an idiot.
Kenzie - WELL HEY!
Luke gives her a look and she just grins all idiotic again.
Kenzie - So I have decided....trusty partner in crime....we need to do something.
Luke - Such as?
Kenzie - I don't know...but I'm completely bored and havoc must be run! You can't be sitting there behind that desk getting all business like and soft on me! It's not allowed. We need some plotting....some fun at other people's expense.....come on Lukers. Where is that brilliant psychotic mind?
Kenzie pauses and looks at Luke.
Kenzie - Is the flattery working at all or not?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:00:46 GMT -5
Luke stands up from his desk and cracks his back. He figured it was getting boring sitting in the office all damn day.
Luke: Well it's not really working but you get an "A" for effort. So what exactly did you have in mind Kenzie? Does it involve fire? That would be cool. I saw this episode of Beavis And Butthead the other day where they steal golfballs from Mr. Anderson and sell them back to him for money. Well we could always torture some of the whores that are still around. I'm rather glad most of them have disbanned since their brutal beatings but I can sleep peacefully knowing I'm clean. But I guess you are right. It's time to bring out the psychoness that once lived in me. It's such a shame I've tried burying it away in an attempt to make your damn sister happy. But hey it's time for a fresh start. And since I share your boredom we will in fact torture some helpless people. If I remember correctly a bunch of the valkyries just had a battle royal and are probably hitting the showers right about now. We can take all their clothes and tie them all up and hang them around the walls. That would be fun.
Kenzie looks at Luke with the big cheesy grin still on her face.
Luke:Come on Kenzie you're just as insane, I know you can think of something as well.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:00:55 GMT -5
Kenzie's face lights up and she giggles as if she just got the worlds greatest idea ever. Luke gives her a puzzling look.
Kenzie - Alright I've got an idea. But in order to pull off this idea, we are going to need to deactivate the fire sprinklers......get my dog, and my emergency boredom kit from my locker room.
Kenzie grins devilishly as she looks at Luke.
Kenzie - Do you think you have what it takes soldier!? We will be playing with water! We will be playing with fire! We will be torturing naked women! We will be forcing my dog to shit on things! AND! To top it all off we shall make ourselves some money!
Kenzie stands up all straight like acting as if she was in the military.
Kenzie - Now I ask you again PRIVATE! DO...YOU...HAVE WHAT IT TAKES......SOLDIER?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:01:10 GMT -5
Luke grins and grabs one of Kenzie's cheeks.....cheeks on her face that is....
Luke: Awww your so adorable.
She gives him a confused look as he walks over to one side of his office and opens up the breaker box thingy and turns off the fire sprinklers.
Luke: Alright, I think that should do it. Now lets go get some dog shit.
Luke walks over and opens the door before motioning for Kenzie to walk out.
Luke: Come on Kenzie we don't have all day you know.
She crosses her arms and cocks her head off to the side. Luke sighs and does a quick salute.
Luke: Yes General I am prepared for what it takes to be a soldier.
Kenzie: Much better!
Kenzie then starts walking out of the room. God only knows what kind of devious plans are floating around in that mind of hers. It almost makes me cringe thinking about it myself.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:01:32 GMT -5
Kenzie and Luke march military style down several doors to Kenzie's locker room. Skytz is sitting there watching some infomercial about some magic duster. She looks rather interested about what is going on. Kenzie walks over and turns off the tv.
Skytz - -bark-
Kenzie - Skytz I need you to help Luke and I.
Skytz - -bark bark-
Kenzie sighs and turns the tv back on. She looks at Luke.
Kenzie - Skytz is an infomercial addict....I don't know how many times I have packages delivered to the door in her name from these damn things. The phone bill is outrageous.
Luke just looks at Kenzie completely dumbfounded....did she just say her dog.....her DOG calls into the infomercials? It's probably best we don't question it. Moving on......Kenzie lets Skytz finish watching her infomercial as she digs through her closet. Finding 2 messenger bags. She flips one open and looks inside pulling out a dildo and a jar of mayo. Putting the items back she looks at Luke.
Kenzie - That one's Tweeks.
She giggles and grabs hers. Opening it up she digs through it and makes sure she has everything she needs. Sliding the bag over her head she stands next to Luke with her hand on her hip looking impatiently at Skytz. Skytz turns her head and looks at Kenzie. She lets out a little noise before pushing the power button with her nose turning off the tv.
Kenzie - Alright Skytzie here's the plan.
Kenzie kneels down and whispers into Skytz's ear. Skytz actually appears to understand.....scary thought. Kenzie grins and looks at Luke.
Luke - Skytz actually understands?
Kenzie - Of course....why wouldn't she?
Luke looks at Kenzie a bit baffled as Kenzie and Skytz head out of the locker room. They head towards the Valkyrie's showers and Kenzie gives Skytz a nod. Skytz trots into the showers. Kenzie turns and looks at Luke.
Kenzie - Alright....while Skytz is in there we need to fashion up a booth mister! You know...kind of like what we have for the merchandise we sell to the little creepies. So....make us a booth!
Kenzie grins as she turns and begins to sort through her bag for the rest of the supplies.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:01:52 GMT -5
Kenzie is digging through her bag while Luke looks around. He finds a nearby table and pulls it over to the center of the hallway before running off to find god knows what else. A moment later and he's back with a big blank poster looking thing.
Kenzie: A table? That's the best you can do?!
Luke: Well I'm sorry but I don't have alot of resources here. You could have warned me prior to this so I maybe could have gone and bought some stuff for a booth but your spur of the moment attitude has drug me out of my office so I can make a booth. So you're just going to have to accept that it's a damn table. But it will be a table with a red cloth!
Luke runs over to a nearby concession stand. He grabs the end of the red table cloth and yanks on it trying to do some magician style thing where they pull the cloth out without moving any of the plates and objects. However in this case everything falls off onto the floor and gets smashed. Luke shrugs knowing someone will clean it up later. He walks back to the table he's using for the booth and drapes the cloth over top of it.
Luke: See now it looks amazing. Now what exactly are we going to be selling anyways? And what the hell is Skytz shitting on?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:02:05 GMT -5
Kenzie looks at Luke's table and then back at him.
Kenzie - For starters we will be selling clothing....women's clothing......Valkyries clothing to be exact. As well as showers.....
Kenzie giggles again.
Luke - Showers? Why do we need to sell showers? They are already in there taking one?
Kenzie - Will you TRUST THE KENZIKINS!
Kenzie reaches over and thumps Luke in the forehead. As he is about to say something Skytz comes walking out with a bunch of clothes in her mouth. Kenzie kneels down and takes them tossing them to Luke.
Kenzie - You need to pile them on that table there and make it look good....we're running a business here!
Kenzie looks back down at Skytz and pats Skytz's head.
Kenzie - Now you know what to do.
Skytz trots a few feet away from the locker room door but yet not quite to the "booth" that Luke set up. Skytz squats down and the camera pans up after all...it would be rude to film anyone...even a dog going to the bathroom. Kenzie looks over at Luke.
Kenzie - How's those clothes coming?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:02:18 GMT -5
Luke is finally all finished folding the clothes and putting them nicely on the table like the little bitch he is.
Luke: Oh the work over here is swell. In fact I'm already finished. I'm just such a superb overachiever.
Kenzie: You and your damn sarcasm.
Luke: Well what do you expect from hanging around MaKenna for a long ass time.
Kenzie shakes her head knowing what he's talking about as Skytz is finished taking his dump. God it smells terrible....
Luke: What the hell do you feed your dog. It smells like the devil just pinched off a loaf.
Kenzie: Quiet! This is going to humor me!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:02:32 GMT -5
Kenzie grins and lets out a giggle. She hands Luke some shaving cream.
Kenzie - Skytzie go to Luke.
Luke - What am I supposed to do with this?
Kenzie - Put it on her face....make her look like she's rabid. Then we are going to send her into the locker room and our wonderful plan shall begin!!!
Luke applies some of the cream to Skytz's face. Kenzie then kneels down in front of Skytz.
Kenzie - Skytzie....Tweekness and I have taught you well. It is your time to shine....go....do as you've learned.
Skytz trots off towards the showers. Kenzie turns to Luke and waits.
Kenzie - So...my sister is a sarcastic bitch.....you gave her the DT position.......interesting.
Kenzie tries making small talk with Luke as they wait for Skytz to pull off the performance of a life time.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:02:43 GMT -5
He scratches his head in an "I don't know what your talking about" manner.
Luke: Unfortunately for the moment. I mean after all Torrey got assaulted and I was in a tight spot so I at least needed a replacement. Don't worry it won't last long...I guarantee it. And then we'll make Kenzie the new Director of Talent. Yeah that sounds like a pretty nifty idea if I do say so myself.
Kenzie slightly grins.
Kenzie: You do know what I would do with that kind of power right?
Luke shakes his head in agreement.
Luke: Oh not only do I know...but it makes me envious because of the ideas you come up with. Granted my plotting is sick enough but like you said, with us being partners in crime I don't think there is anyone who can outwit us.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:02:58 GMT -5
Kenzie is about to say something when she hears Skytz barking loudly. Many screams are heard and the women come running out of the showers screaming about the rabid dog and wondering where their clothes are. They head straight for and all slip and fall into the wonderful pile of stinky dog poo. Rolling around trying to get up in it's slippery nastiness. The door to the showers close after Skytz trots out and stands next to Kenzie. While the girls are screaming on the floor, Kenzie quickly drenches the door in vodka and drops a lit match in front of it. Giving it but a couple seconds she does the I Love Jeanie folded arms and blinking thing only to have the door burst into flames....ut oh looks like the ladies can't get back inside to take another shower....whatever will they do....how will they ever get clean?! What will they ever wear now that their clothes are missing!? Kenzie giggles and takes her hand wiping the shaving cream off of Skytz.
Kenzie - Good girl Skytzie...you're getting an extra big treat tonight.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:03:11 GMT -5
Luke gets a disgusted look on his face.
Luke: Ewww they got shit all over them. And for some ungodly reason the door is on fire. Kenzie I'll probably get killed for saying this but....I love you.
Kenzie: Yes I know, who doesn't.
Girl 1: Ewww I feel disgusting!
Luke: Well you look disgusting. But that's not just cause of the dog shit. Even if you were all dressed up nice you would still be a C rated chick in my book. I mean if I had to I'd bone you but I'd prefer the option of not having to. You know one of those types of chicks.
Kenzie walks over to Luke and starts whispering in his ear.
Kenzie: This is the part where we make the money.
Luke thinks for a moment, putting his finger on his chin.
Luke: Well if you girls are all full of shit....hehehe I said your full of shit...but there's no time to laugh about it now. Kenzie will be giving out free showers for 2 bucks a piece.
They all look at him slightly confused.
Luke: And over here we have a vast array of clothes for you to choose from. So you can....try....yes I put emphasis on that word. You can TRY to make yourselves look good not that it would be worth while. But hey it's better than being in dog shit.
Girl 2: But we don't have any money on us. Our clothes are in the shower!
Luke: Well I guess your in our debt. Now Kenzie, clean these filthy girls...and just when I thought we got rid of all the disgusting tramps something like this happens.....what is the world coming to.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:03:26 GMT -5
Kenzie giggles as she reaches into her bag and pulls out a couple bottles of bar-b-que sauce. She twists the caps off and starts squirting the bottles at the Valkyries. Not only do the women stink of dog shit, but now they smell like some one put dog shit on a grill, coated it in bar-b-que sauce and tried ot pass it off as something edible....well there was definitely nothing edible about this situation at all. It was actually rather disgusting...enough to turn Kenzie off from bar-b-que for ever. After giving the ladies a generous coating of sauce she tosses the bottles at a few of the girls hitting them in the head.
Kenzie - Well ladies, now that you've showered, please visit my associate Psycho Luke and he will help you with your new attire!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:03:42 GMT -5
Luke grabs the top shirt from the pile and heads over to one of the BBQ coated chicks.
Luke: Well we have this pink shirt that says I love weiners and oh it has a nice little picture of a weiner dog on it how cute. Pink suits you perfectly.
Girl: I hate pink.
Luke: Well learn to like it your not getting anything else.
He hangs the shirt over her shoulder but it gets coated in BBQ sauce. All the other girls run off to find another REAL shower as Kenzie and Luke bust out laughing.
Luke: The best part is, if they don't pay it's coming out of their paycheck. Cause I know 2 bucks is going to kill them. Well that was fun. Any other crazy ideas you have in mind?
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