I JUST WANT MY WHOPPER!

[kenzie]

So it's been a pretty...shall we say 'interesting' day. People coming in and yelling at other people....people at war with other people....homeless people being well...homeless....okay so that part isn't really interesting. But hush. Anyway, back to the scene setting.....The usual, backstage, CWF....locker room area....the roar of the black and chrome pimped out rascal.....yes, the return of the Kenzikins rascal! She runs into Luke's office door...backs up and does it again...she continues until Luke gets annoyed and opens the door. His Guitar Hero guitar in his hand. Kenzie hops off the rascal and skips into the office and flops down into the couch putting her feet up on the coffee table.

Kenzie - What are you two doing? I'm bored as fuck!

Luke turns his attention back to Aaron who is a little ahead of him now in the Guitar Hero battle.

Aaron - FINALLY I'M GONNA BEAT YOU!!!!!!!!

But somehow that doesn't seem to happen. Luke...being Luke saves himself and ends up beating Aaron.

Kenzie - You guys I'm bored and hungry. We need to go get some food. Like OO! I saw a commercial for a Whopper earlier! We should get some!

Aaron - NO! We are getting no Whoppers until I beat Luke!

Kenzie sighs a little bit and walks over to the boys standing in front of the tv.

Kenzie - What song is Luke seeming to be unbeatable at?

Aaron - Fucking Freebird! It isn't metal enough!

Luke - Yeah.....that's the reason you suck at it.

Kenzie sighs and hits Aaron in the back of the head taking his guitar from him. She starts the song up and her and Luke begin to battle it out. The song ends and Kenzie has beaten Luke.

Aaron - What the!

Kenzie hands Aaron back his guitar.

Kenzie - I don't date Tweeks for nothing you know. Now that the almighty Guitar Hero God Luke has been defeated....CAN WE PLEASE GET A WHOPPER!

[kenzie]

Luke throws his brand new Guitar Hero controller down and it breaks.

Luke: Damnit Kenzie. You ruined my undefeated streak. I hate you. But yes a whopper sounds fine. To the lukemobile!

He runs out of the room, Kenzie and Aaron look at each other confused and decide to follow. They meet in Luke's car in the parking lot and head off towards the nearest Burger King. On their way there they sing some driving tunes like the wheels on the bus. Finally after what seems like ages the get to Burger King.

Luke: Hey have you seen those commercials where they say they don't have the whopper and then the people freak out and start complaining. Those people are stupid. Like Burger King would really get rid of the whopper.

They walk inside and Luke walks up the counter to order.

Burger King Guy: Hello. How may I help you?

Luke: I'd like a whopper.

Burger King Guy: I'm sorry sir, we no longer serve the whopper.

Luke stares blankly for a minute while Kenzie gets a wide eyed look on her face. She starts pacing back and forth as Luke starts chuckling.

Luke: Oh this is just like the commercials where you try fooling us that you don't have the whopper right?

Burger King Guy: No we really don't have the whopper.

Aaron: Ah man this sucks.

Luke: Okay. I'm going to walk out of this place. I'm going to pretend I never came in here. You're going to act like you haven't seen me. We're going to pretend this never happened and your going to give me and my friends some whoppers and tell us to have a nice day and we'll be on our way.

Luke walks out of the Burger King. Aaron stands there confused as Kenzie is acting like she's about ready to have a mental breakdown. A moment later Luke walks back into the Burger King and walks up to the counter.

Luke: Hello there Burger King worker. I would like to order a whopper.

Burger King Guy: Again sir, we no longer serve the whopper.

Luke gets a pissed look on his face.

Luke: Well what the fuck kind of joint are you running here huh?! You think it's funny teasing us with your great burgers and not even selling them anymore! I was addicted to those burgers you know! Whoppers were my cocaine man! And you took it away from me! You never take coke from a coke addict! That's just cruel, just fucking cruel! Let me speak to your manager boy! I'm gonna have you fired!

The guy runs to the back and soon after he walks back out with who appears to be the manager.

Manager: Is there a problem here sir.

Luke: Yes, this guy here says that you no longer sell the whopper. I know it must be some sort of joke because you guys would hate to be losing a paying customer over that.

Manager: Well actually sir we don't sell the whopper anymore.

Luke starts tweeking out as Aaron snaps his fingers in an "Aww man" type of way.

Luke: Oh well lets just get rid of the best selling burger in our joint! Yes thats a brilliant thing to do isn't it einstein?! You got some real nerve buddy.

Luke suddenly reaches over the counter and grabs the manager by the throat. Aaron grabs Luke and struggles to pull him off and finally does. The manager massages his throat with his hand as Luke and Aaron turn and walk towards the door but not before Luke can turn and give the manager one last piece of his mind.

Luke: I hope you know I'm suing your ass!

Manager: For what?! I should be suing you!

Luke: I'm not the one who got rid of the whopper so I did nothing wrong! Come on Kenzie let's get out of this fuckhole joint. You guys can now officially call yourselves Burger Queen you bunch of sissies.

TBC by Kenzie or Aaron

[kenzie]

Kenzie follows Luke and Aaron out of the Burger King and back into Luke's car.

Kenzie - Okay......okay.....let's try and calm ourselves here. Maybe it was just this Burger King......maybe if we find another one.....I mean they all can't NOT be selling the Whopper!

Luke - Alright, we'll go find another Burger King.

Again they head off down the road on their Whopper journey. Eventually they come upon another one. Luke parks the car and they walk inside. This Burger King has one of those kiddie ball pits, which Aaron quickly dashes straight for. He dives head first into the ball pit smacking hids head on the floor. He rolls around a little bit and looks up at Kenzie and Luke rubbing his head.

Kenzie - You realize those things are only like a foot deep right?

Aaron falls backwards into the pit rolling around making God only knows what kind of noises. Luke and Kenzie leave him to play while they walk to the counter.

Luke - Alright so we are gonna try this again.

Kenzie - Mister Burger King employee, you kind sir could help us out by getting us a few Whoppers.

Burger King Dude - We don't sell whoppers anymore.

Kenzie squeeks softly and spins around in a circle. She dashes under one of the tables curling up in the fetal position rocking back and forth.

Kenzie - (in a hushed voice) I.....I......I just want my Whopper!

[kenzie]

Kenzie hides under a table in the fetal position as Luke paces around with a pissy look on his face.. Soon both of their attention is turned to the pool of kiddie balls with a pair of horrified looks directed in Aarons directions.. *Squeeky, Squeeky, Squeeky, Squeeky, Squeeky! ..... SQUEEKY!"* Kenzie persues the pool and peers inward to see a stuffed doggie shoot right out of the pit and into Kenzies hands. Kenzie looks at the stuffed doggy in horror and she looks at the ass area of the now violated doggy. Aaron pops out with a big grin on his face as Kenzie drops the dog in horror and steps back all horrified like.

Aaron/
"Stitches found a new friend!'

Stitches/
"HEhHehEHhehEHeh!"