Kenzie & Tweeks have a 3some with Aaron!

[kenzie]

HE was back! There wasn't a person on this Earth who was happier about that fact than Kenzie. Not even all the Tweeker fans combined could top how glad she was to have Tweekness back. Right now, they are in their hotel room. Tweeks is sitting on the floor leaning up against the foot of the bed playing God knows what game. Kenzie is laying on her stomach with her chin resting on Tweeks shoulder. Tweeks screams out yelling at the TV for having done something rather positive. Kenzie giggles and nuzzles her face into Tweeks neck.

Kenzikins - So you are really gonna stick around this time? You aren't gonna leave me stranded with everyone and their drama. No more forcing me to run around and talk about how you aren't ever around JUST to have you show up again.

Tweeks pulls Kenzie down onto his lap so she is facing him. He looks at her and kisses her.

Kenzikins - Is that where I shut up and believe you when you say your back?

Tweekness - Indeed it is.

Kenzie looks around and then sticks her tongue out at him.

Kenzie - You know...you've missed an awful lot of shit going down. I've got a new sister now. CJ's long lost brother showed up....and is dating my new sister. Angel has a kid now. She was....then wasn't.....then was again....I think anyway.....going to get married to Breckin. CJ is gonna marry Gochia.

Kenzie shakes her head.

Kenzikins - I've missed you Tweekness.

[kenzie]

Me smiles all cheezy at her and tosses the controller on the bed. He falls over holding Kenzie in his arms and lays there.

"And the Tweeks has missed you aswell my dear."

He kisses her lightly and pulls back with a confused look.

"CJ is getting married?"

Kenzie laughs and nods her head.

"To Gochia? God even Jacoby got her ...WTF MATE!"

Kenzie covers her mouth and doesn't try to laugh at that comment about her.

"God I missed a whole big family reunion of sorts. Thats okay because I end up being the one that dumps punch on the Great Grandma of King Arthur as I dance to "Super Freak" not even drunk. And I hate the food anyways. Its worse then Assman's moms vag ...I mean that was rank."

"You do realize she's dead right?"

"Well fuck that would explain why she didn't give a damn reaction at all. And that makes the "God you're as stiff as a board!" comment even more funny! Oh memories! So the wannabe scene fag mcgee is CJ's long lost brother? God he's gayer then a bag of cocks surrounded by male prostitutes jumping around on pogo sticks. CHRIST ALMIGHTY!"

She smirks and just lays there breathing in the idiot phumes.

"God I want a long lost second cousin that does everything I say and then some. He would be named Pepe and dance for me whenever I wanted him to do so. He would eventually get sick of it and revolt trying to take me out in a classic McMahon storyline, where he ended up being a chick and wasn't really my cousin, but a secret love interest. Then the he-she would get fired and everyone would be happy, because the horrible storyline would be over. But get brought back up two years later for a short stint, cause she needs to feed her crack addiction and pay her babies doctor bills. She'd claim its mine, but come on ...who'd fuck that except for Assman on a bad day ...okat any day, sowwies!"

Tweeks lets out a big sigh and cuddles up to Kenzikins like a fiend.

"Did I tell you I missed you my dear lady?"

He smirks and hides against her.

[kenzie]

Kenzie couldn't help but giggle a little bit. She grabbed a fist full of Tweeks hair and pulled his head to look at her. Kenzie scrunchies her face up pretending to think.

Kenzikins - Hmm I don't think you did.

Kenzie sticks her tongue out at him a little bit then licks him on the side of the face.

Kenzikins - You know mister. I'm still standing by my original statement and saying you suck.

Tweekness - No my dear....YOU suck.

Kenzikins - I do not!

Tweekness - You do too suck...you suck my "joy stick."

Kenzie covers her face trying to hide her laugh as much as possible.

Kenzikins - I walked right into that one didn't I?

Tweeks gives her a rather cheesey smile and nod, she shakes her head.

Kenzikins - Well my dear, it was either due to Tweekness withdraw or your amazing ability to ramble incoherently....yet make complete and utterly perfect sense. It's one of your many unbelievable talents my dear Tweekness.

Tweekness - And just what are my others?

Kenzie laughs and hits him in the chest shaking her head.

Kenzikins - Like you don't know.

She looks around the room and then back at him.

Kenzikins - You can't leave me ANYMORE! BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAVE ME! I drink more, and have emo break downs, and have to answer people's questions when they ask where this 'Tweeks' is that I talk about. I swear Tweekness people give me looks like I made Aubs out of zombie parts that I stole from Aaron's closet. IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT I TELL YOU!

Kenzie shakes her head again and sits up.

Kenzikins - You make a zombie child for yourself one time and suddenly you have this label to carry around. It's rather sad I say.

Kenzie sighs and gives him a smile.

Kenzikins - I'm glad to have my Tweekness back.

Grinning ear to ear Kenzie buries her face in Tweeks chest.

[kenzie]

Then lay there huddled up together for awhile before Tweeks breaks the silence with a little gasp for air or just to be a dick and ruin a moment.

"So what's we do now love? We could cuddle all night ...or we could torture the fuck out of shit and then cuddle the rest of the night. The choice is yours!"

He looks at her as she has her eyes closed still all curled up against his chest, almost cuddling the locust on his black t-shirt. She doesn't move an inch and he just begins to stare at her with wide eyes. Is she asleep? Is she just being all comfy and not want to move? Or is she FAKING?! He pokes her in the side and she giggles slightly. But she still could be asleep and all being half awake and whatnot. BLASPHAMY! He pulled the blanket off the bed, not the gross usual brown wallpaper patterned comforter from the hotel bed. No but the ever loveable Ninja Turtles blanket that Tweeks brings everywhere. He puts it over them and lets out a shriek.

"I AM A BEAR! I HAVE ...BEAR POWERS!"

[kenzie]

Kenzikins wiggles around a little more trying to get as close to him as possible as Tweeks covers them in the blanket. His little out burst made her giggle and he knew now she wasn't asleep, although that wasn't very likey with her Tweekness being back. Sleep wouldn't be something that would be coming anytime soon for either of them. Kenz moves her head and looks up at him arching her eyebrow.

Kenzikins - You have bear powers?

Tweeks nods and she thinks to herself for a moment.

Kenzikins - So does that mean you have the ability to 'bear' all. Or the ability to make me 'bear' all. Cause ya know, the last time we did the whole bear thing you got arrested by Ranger Jones for stealing picinic baskets. If we go through that again, you've got to get better picinic baskets. No more of that healthy food shit. You made all the other bears mad at us. While you were getting arrested and nearly sent to the zoo I was being forced to climb the beehive covered trees to get the honey for the fat ass who thought it'd be clever to tie a balloon around his waist and float up there. A single balloon! For this big fat ass bear! And we aren't talking like a hot air balloon. We are talking like a birthday party balloon Tweekness! IT WAS HORRIBLE I TELL YOU!

Tweekness - So....bear powers bad?

Kenzikins - Well they aren't all bad. They can be stuffed with fluff.

Kenzie giggles as she looks at Tweeks.

Kenzikins - Stuffed with......

Kenz giggles again as the statement trails off. But as if it needed to be spelled out just where that statement was going. Hell even virgin mcvirginpants in the nose bleed section of any given arena could see the direction that was headed. Kenzie finally regains herself and looks at Tweeks smiling.

Kenzikins - I don't know what to do. What do YOU want to do my beloved Tweekness?

[kenzie]

"Besides stuff you with my abnormally large cock ...I'm not sure."

He strokes his chin with a sly smile. He looks around under the blanket as if somebody was watching them and looks at her with a "kinky" look.

"Is that a sign that you are in the mood? For the bag of tricks?"

What did this mean? She smiled at him big like and nodded slightly, giving a seductive look at him. He smirked super big and ran over toward the bathroom of the hotel room. He picked up his messenger bag and brought it over to the bed. She sprung up to her feet, obviously excited for this 'bag of tricks' that he spoke of. He reached in the bag and pulled out a huge veining black dildo. Kenzie clapped as he tossed it onto the bed. Overly excited was she? He reached into the bag once more and pulled out ...a jar of mayo? Her smile grew even larger. He unscrewed the mayo jar lid and looked at Kenzie.

"I spose you want to do the honors huh?"

She nodded her head in delight as he handed her the dildo. She slowly stuck the dildo into the mayo jar and started to ...I don't know ...jack it off? Tweeks started to do all this cheezy fake moaning super porno style loud.

"OH YEAH! YEAH! OH! OH YEAH!"

His Asian moan is to die for ...you have no idea. Kenzie is starting to get way into it and mayo is starting to splatter out of the jar onto the bed and her arm.

"YUH! YUH! OH YUH!

[kenzie]

Okay so it's probably not the best sign in the world that she is getting as into this as she is.....but if you haven't "jacked off" a dildo in a mayo jar....then you haven't fucking LIVED! Anyway, back to the point at hand....or the point in her hand...... Kenzie was damn near about ready to break through the bottom of the mayo jar with as hard as she was shoving that dildo in and out of it. Tweeks is of course making it sound as if he's creating his own personal mayo. Kenzie stares obsessively at the dildo she is ramming into the jar, her eyes fixated upon it and a rather disturbing grin on her face. Tweeks of course continues with his super exciting sound effects. But it doesn't take too long before there isn't much mayo left in the jar. It's pretty well gone about everywhere. Kenzie pulls the dildo out of the jar and pushes the button on the bottom. Not only does it vibrate...but the son of a bitch wiggles around like you wouldn't believe! Tweeks sees the look on her face and knows what to expect once she turns it on.....his eyes bug out a bit and he takes off running around the room screaming and "moaning." Kenzie chases after him hitting him with the dildo. He's running around screaming about the pain periodically. Kenzie runs passed the conviently placed ketschup bottle that just so HAPPENS to be sitting around. She starts to squirt the bottle at Tweeks while chasing after him still. Some of the ketschup lands on the dildo as well as the ass of Tweeks pants. Kenzie starts screaming at Tweeks.

Kenzikins - You are MY bitch!

They continue running around the room with Kenzie hitting Tweeks with the dildo and Tweeks screaming.

[kenzie]

The screamingness and kinky sounds carry very well into the hallways and echo through them. Old ladies and such stand in the hallways shaking their canes and looking around at eachother probably thinking Kenzikins and Tweeks are being attacked by Terrorists. Out of no where a squad of Monster Hunters come rushing up the stairs with guns! YES! GATS NIGGA! They surround the door? Who in the hell are they!? Ghost Busters? Swat? Who in the hell are these mystery team fuckers!? Well the picture of Scrappy Doo on the back of their uniforms should tell ya! One of them kicks the door right in. The door fly's open. The horrible, horrible site the Scrappy Doo team see's is enough for the to shriek like little kindergarden girls and run down the hallways! Except for one. Who stands there with a perplexed look on his face looking in. Buddy pulls off his mask and it's none other then Aaron Assfucker! Aaron's head tilts to the side and he blinks a few times as he looks in on Kenzie and Tweeks dead center in the room staring back at him shamlessly. Kenzie holds the swiggly black dildo with her right hand raised up in the air kind of by her ear. Tweeks looking like he's been violated many, many times. But of course he loves that type of stuff! WHY ELSE WOULD HE CARRY A BLACK DILDO IN HIS MESSANGER BAG!? The weirdo...

Aaron Masters/
"Oooooooooooh shit..... Strap me up to a bed and call me Martha? .... I mean.. Uh, hi there... "

Aaron's eyes kinda buldge up in its sockets. The site of Kenzie holding this massive black dildo was enough to scare away his Scrappy Doo team. How does Aaron have a Scrappy Doo team? Well it's starting to seem like Aaron has a shit load of part time jobs now doesn't it?

[kenzie]

Kenzie looks at Aaron for a minute before looking over to Tweeks who in turn does the same thing and looks at her. They grin rather psychotically at each other. Then in true horror movie fashion they slowly turn and look at Aaron. Their grins still plastered to their faces. A moment passes with them inching closer to Aaron before Kenzie raises the dildo up in the air and screams out loudly......

Kenzikins - THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenzie starts to giggle as she and Tweeks both take off running towards Aaron chasing after him with the dildo.

Kenzikins - YOUR ASS BELONGS TO US AARON!!!!!!!!!!

They have reached the hallway and the old ladies who have nothing else better to do stand there looking disgusted. Kenzie hits one of them in the forehead with the dildo leaving a big goopy mayo and ketschup mark on her. She is so disgusted she hurls onto the old lady standing next to her. Normally old women throwing up would be enough to stop Kenzie in her tracks...however having this threesome with Tweeks and Aaron was much more appealing. Kenzie continues screaming like a banshee at Aaron that his ass belongs to her and Tweeks.

[kenzie]

Aaron runs his fucking ass off as fast he can down the hall and then just stops and turns around as does Tweeks and Kenzie. Aaron breaks into song.

Aaron/
"Ooooooooooooooh you wouldn't do this to a brother oh, nooooooo... You can beat me with sticks but if you fuck me with rubber dicks I will never forget and forever reeeeeeeeeeeegreeeeet!!!"

Aaron raises his arms in the air like its a big musical.

Aaron/
"You wouldn't do this to a friend! Tramatizing me... Lets just pretennnnnnnddd. That I never showed up and this never happened... Oh no you wouldn't do this to a frieeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnd!"

Kenzie pulls out a tissue... Phew... He must have gotten to her... Wait what the fuck! Out of no where Aaron gets gagged by this paper which probably has some type of tranquilizer in it... THE DIRTY BITCH!!!! Aaron then wakes up in a gimp suit.. In the middle of the room tied to a chair.. Kenzie and Tweeks looking back at him all evil like... "Oh god..." is something that he'd probably say if he wasn't being gagged by a big red ball.