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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:15:11 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside the Joel Coliseum as the camera pans over the raucous crowd. They cheer wildly and flail their signs in the air when suddenly 'Knife Blood Nightmare' by Aiden begins to blast over the P.A. System. The crowd begins booing instantly as Sean Roberts walks out to the stage, his right hand sitting in the pocket of his black jeans and a microphone in his left hand. A stern expression appears on Seans face as he begins walking down towards the ring. Sean reaches the bottom of the ramp and looks around at the booing crowd, before running towards the ramp and sliding into the ring. He pushes up and leans back, kneeling in the ring and looking around, before pushing himself back up to a vertical stance. Sean begins pacing the ring as his theme fades and the crowd hushes
"The Human Fucking Phenomenon" Sean Roberts
I haven't been here in a few weeks, I realise that. I do not have or wish to divulge the reason as to why either. I am out here, wasting my time in front of you, for one reason. In exactly 20 days from now, CWF is going to be presenting it's pay-per-view event 'Jokers wild'. Only 2 or so matches have been announced so far with a few more to be announced. In the coming weeks, those matches will more than likely be determined and announced following the next few Assault and Redemption telecasts. I'm booked on the next start to take part in a Battle Royal where, to be blunt, if the superstars don't show up...they get released from their respective contracts. Which brings me to the reason as to why I'm out here.
The crowd boos with a few cheers from certain Sean Roberts fans.
"The Human Fucking Phenomenon" Sean Roberts
I'm out here to address Torrey Lynne. Torrey, I know you're watching this backstage.. and I want you to listen very.. very closely. I want a match against CJ Tyler for the International Title at Jokers Wild... no.. I don't want the match.. I DEMAND the match. I deserve more than just to be booked in some damn battle royal match.. I want what I damn well deserve. You, and all these fans.. know that I'm next in line for this title shot and it's been a long damn time coming. After all, I am the human fucking phenomenon and the greatest thing to hit CWF in this company's damn bleak history. So Torrey, would you kindly get out here.. and grant me this match.
Sean lowers the mic to his side, and crosses his arms against his chest,beginning to tap his foot impatiently as he awaits Torrey Lynne.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:15:36 GMT -5
*The inside of the arena is fairly silent until Won't Back Down by Fuel starts to play. The curvey sihloette of Torrey Lyne is shown behind the screen. She sways her hips as the screen raises and she walks out onto the ramp. Looking at Sean Roberts in the ring and then at the people in the crowd. Torrey heads down towards the ring and climbs in getting a mic from Tami Blake.*
Torrey Lyne - So you think you deserve a shot at the International title hmm? And you think you are just great enough to get that title shot at Jokers Wild. Well you know what Mr. Roberts...who isn't? Who in that back doesn't think they are good enough to be on Jokers Wild. Not a god damn soul. But I will admit you have a hell of a set on you for coming out here and demanding these things from me of all people.
*Torrey lowers her mic for a moment to think. She paces around the ring for a second before raising the mic up again.*
Torrey Lyne - I'll tell you what I am gonna do. I will do a little rearranging to the Assault card next week. IF and thats a big IF you impress me enough in a match against CJ, non-title of course, then and only then will I grant you your International Title shot. What do you think about that?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:15:49 GMT -5
Sean smirks, tapping his face with his index finger. He walks around the ring, circling Torrey, and not taking his eyes off of her. He stops in front of her, and raises the mic in his hand to his lips.
"The Human Fucking Phenomenon" Sean Roberts
See Torrey, that's where you're wrong. All the guys in the back think they're good enough, whereas I myself, know I'm good enough. See the difference? it's pretty damn clear Torrey. Other than that, I like the idea of CJ versus myself next week on Assault. But know this Torrey, if I don't manage to defeat CJ next week, which I will with ease.. but if I don't, I'll be in that match at Jokers Wild...one way or another.
The crowd boos Sean as Torrey Lynne tilts her head to the right, and places her left hand on her hip.
"The Human Fucking Phenomenon" Sean Roberts
So Torrey, if you please, book the match.. and let Mr. Tyler know, that next week... he's in for the match of his career. Oh and one more thing.
Sean drops the mic at his feet and walks closer to Torrey, and she backs up. Sean keeps walking, Torrey keeps backing up until her back touches the ring ropes. Sean grins sinisterly, and grabs her by the back of her head, dragging her back to the middle of the ring. Sean leans in and kisses her gently as the crowd gasps in shock. Sean pulls back, smirking as Torrey..
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:16:03 GMT -5
*Torrey stands up and grins rather wickedly. The two kiss again and the crowd is too confused to know how to react. They break apart and Torrey raises the mic licking her lips.*
Torrey Lyne - Darlin, you know whatever match you want you got it. I have the board of directors eating out of the palm of my hand.
*Torrey runs a finger along the side of Sean Roberts face.*
Torrey Lyne - So if you want that little maniac CJ Tyler for his International title at Jokers Wild then you have it sugar. If you want him on Assault Monday then you've got it too. Anything else or shall we go for the night?
*Torrey grins and gives a flirtatious wink.*
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:16:14 GMT -5
Sean grins back at Torrey, their now revealed relationship is sure to create controversy. Sean places his hand on Torrey's lower back, and takes the mic from her, looking down at her.
"The Human Fucking Phenomenon" Sean Roberts
Wow!...Jeez... that's sure to stir up some issues backstage. People running around gossiping about how Torrey Lynne and Sean Roberts as a couple is the biggest surprise of the year. Ch-yeah right.
Sean smirks, lowering the mic as he looks around, shaking his head. He looks down at Torrey and raises the mic.
"The Human Fucking Phenomenon" Sean Roberts
Thanks sweetheart. I don't know what I'd do without you, but I think that's pretty much it, so let's get out of here, these people are makin' me sick to my stomach.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:16:33 GMT -5
Just than the the lights flicker red and green and the ever present sound of a chair cracking some poor soul in the noggin and than the shout "That's Gotta Hurt!" echoes through the arena. The fans already are at their feet as the Blister Exists begins to play on the pa system. CJ Tyler rides out on his rascal scooter grinning from ear to ear under the mask which hides most of his facial features. he grabs a mic from the scooter basket and tosses it up but doesnt catch it making it hit the stage making a loud disturbing sound of buzzing. He picks up the mic before it makes too much noise and starts to speak.
CJ: So Lance first off you wanna whine yet again, you dissappear for god knows how long and come back demanding a shot but than go off on your own little thing than want one again huh? Tough Luck pal get over it our owner with the too hotty body just made it clear to you. Now sean is getting his chance even though Sean also may or may not live up to take it. But having Torrey by his side does give him an advantage. That's luck Sean finding someone who has a sweet ass that isnt Gochia or any of the ladies that I call my family. Not so sound likea pig because I'm not, I'm sure any of my gal pals and the love of my life Gochia will be glad to tell you I'm the best man in this federation but thats no ones business. What I'm here about is to say congrats Sean on your shot with me if you get it but make no mistake I will do everything I can to keep this title.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:16:46 GMT -5
Lance Looks At The Three People In The Ring Pissed Off. For Those Who Remember His Whole Carrer, It Reminds Them Of When He Was The Pissed Off Punk. Lance Raises The Mic Back Up To His Lips And Begins To Speak
:/:/:Lance Khaos:/:/:
You Know What, I Came Here Because I Thought This Company Pushed Talent, Not Held It Back While Pushing Shit Like A Slipknot Wanna Be Riding A Scouter And A Bunch Of Girls Behind Him Or A Criss Angel AJ Styles Wanna Be Who Thinks He Can Be In A Few Matches Then Demand A Title, Kiss The Office Slut And Get It. I Thought This Was CWF Not WWE. I Bust My Balls For You And I Get Sweet Fuck All. Yeah I Left For A Month, Whoopy Do. I Needed A Break, Get My Mind Back Into The Game. You Know Like What Kurt Angle Did. So You Know What, I Say Screw You All.
With That Said Lance Rips Up His Contract And Throws It In Torrey's Face. He Then Opens His Jacket And Pulls Out A Kendo Stick Covered In Bared Wire. Sean Tries To Pull It From Lance's Hands But In Unsucessful And Gets Kicked In The Mid Section. He Then Hits Sean On The Back Causing Him To Fall Down. Lance Goes To Hit CJ But CJ Catches It Before Lance Makes Contact. Lance Tries To Pull It Back Up In Unsecusself. He Headbutts CJ And Then Hits Him Over The Head With The Kendo Stick In The Gut Which Is Now Free. Lance Looks At CJ Set Up Perfectly For A Dirty Angel(Angel's Wings). Lance Puts CJ In Position And Connects With The Diry Angel. He Then Turns To Sean Who Is Trying To Get Up. Lance Sees Another Opening For One Of His Trade Mark Moves. Lance Bounces Off The Ropes And Delivers A Shroud Of Darkness(Fameasser) On Sean. He Then Looks At Torrey Who Is Now Out f The Ring Trying To Get Outta Harms Way. Lance Grabs His Kendo Stick And Chases After Torrey. She Is Stopped By Pain ANd Terror Walking Down The Ramp. She Bumps Into Lance And He Sets Her Up For A Exit Wound(Catatonic) And Connects Perfectly On The Steel Ramp. Lance Gets Up, Flips Everyone Off Then Walks Outta The Arena With Pain And Terror.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:17:01 GMT -5
Then Aaron Masters runs out on the ramp and looks down a Torrey and gives everyone a thumbs up.
Aaron Masters/
" WELL THATS OKAY WE'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF WANNABE'S ARENT WE!? JESUS CHRIST OUR OWNER LOOKS LIKE BUDDY FROM MUSHROOM HEAD. AND OH SHIT! I MUST LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM MUDVAYNE!? YA KNOW WHAT LANCE!? YOU LOOK LIKE DAVID DRAIMAN FROM DISTURBED!? AND D00D SERIOUSLY... EVERYONE USES DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! Its a fucking horribly overplayed tune that spread faster then your momma's herpies. Holy fuck dude! GOOD BYE! SEE YA? If ya come back I hope ya good luck.. But oh dear god.. Please don't."
Aaron looks down at Torrey Lynne again and gives her big breastasie's a good sqeeze then runs backstage screaming like a lil child on crack.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:18:01 GMT -5
By the time Aaron Masters came out Cj was just barely getting up shaking the cob webs loose and seemed rather uh puzled at Master's. Cj gets up and being the reluctant hero checks on sean to make sure nothing to bad is wrong and helps him propping him in the corner before running out of the ring and helping Torrey to her feet with a mic still in hand.
CJ: Where's the medical crew? You guys get your lazy asses out here and help our owner and my number one contender here. Although Having Torrey propped on my shoulders isnt a bad thing but I don't know if she'd be too fond of waking up having me help her backstage or other reasons. Come on crew help this lovely lady out will ya?
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