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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:21:46 GMT -5
The door to CWF local shrink's office/friendly janitor's closet opens up knocking over the mop bucket holding the brewing coffee pot. In skips Kenzie, squirt gun in hand, and a sucker in her mouth. She bounces over and hops a seat on his desk. She swings her feet back and forth and starts to pick at the things on his desk.
Kenzie - Hi ya. Whatcha doin?
Dr. Cox and Balls - What in the BLUE hell are you doing here?
Kenzie - Um see the board of directors said I needed to come and see a therapist....I'm not sure why. But that's besides the point. Hey, shouldn't it be like illegal or something to have a therapist who's last name is a man's naughty place? Dr. Cox and Balls...I mean that just really gives the wrong impression if you ask me.
She puts the sucker back in her mouth and smiles still swinging her feet.
TBCB Dr. Cox and Balls
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:22:04 GMT -5
xPatient Number Onex
Dr. Cox sits there astounded for a minute...then he throws his freshly brewed cup of boiling hot coffee in his own face. After shaking his head vigorously about three times he opens his eyes again.
Dr. Cox: My God...you really do exist.
Kenzie: What'cha do that for?
Dr. Cox suddenly looks INSTANTLY agitated as he takes Kenzies squirt gun and he starts squirting her in the face with it.
Dr. Cox: DOWN!...DOWN!...IN THE CHAIR!
Kenzie sits down...but she acts like she wants to get right back up. But Dr. Cox points the gun at her again.
Dr. Cox: Stay, Fluffy...Stay.
Kenzie stays still as Dr. Cox takes a deep breath, puts the gun on the table, and takes his seat again.
Dr. Cox: I don't EVEN have to ask do I.
Kenzie smiles at him.
Kenzie: NOPE!
Dr. Cox: They told me you were coming...You insist your name is Kenzie, you fancy yourself a thrill-seeking fun-lover. I also know that if you ever make a derogatory joke about my last name again it's gonna be a long day in hell for you chick. One boyfriend, er...Tweeks? Oh dear God...you CAN'T be serious.
Kenzie nods her head beaming back at Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: The boys name is Tweeks?
Kenzie: Yup yup yup!
Dr. Cox slams his head on the desk three times and looks back up.
Dr. Cox: Moving on...one daughter, Aubrey. Almost 2 years old...undoubtedly your pride and joy?
Kenzie: Momma's little girl!
Dr. Cox: That...well quite frankly Susie that scares the total crap outta me.
Kenzie seems to have fazed out and is not paying attention anymore.
Dr. Cox: -Whistling twice to get Kenzie's attention- Listen, Susie...
Kenzie: Who's Susi-
Dr. Cox: Shuddup...Susie, if you want me to sign this little paper keeping you out of the looney bin where you SO undoubedtly belong...then let's try and pay attention for more then a millisecond shall we?
Kenzie: How long's a milliseco-
Dr. Cox: -Points at her and raises his eyebrows- OH DANGER!...DANGER!
Kenzie kinda whimpers and sticks out her bottom lip.
Dr. Cox: Now I don't have a doubt in my mind why you were sent here...but for all shits and giggles well, i'm gonna go ahead and give you a chance to tell ME why you think the Board of Directors sent you here. -Dr. Cox claps his hands down like a movie clapper- And Scene 1, Act 1, Take 1, THIS should be a STUNNER! Nooooooooow GO!
Dr. Cox waits for Kenzie to reply
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:22:21 GMT -5
Kenzie pulls the sucker out of her mouth long enough to answer his question.
Kenzie - Well you see Dr. Cox and Balls....
She watches him sigh heavily and she just giggles.
Kenzie - The wooden plank of film makers doesn't seem to think that the 3 insane asylum's I was in have filed a proper report. You see I was in Arkham twice....well technically three times because I broke out once with Tweeks....but I got put back in there. See they released me when I came here and said that I am forever and always will be a menace to society and that the straight jackets, padded cells, and drugs don't work anymore. So see you can sign that little paper telling them to lock me up....but there isn't an asylum that will take me anymore. I've tried. It's kind of fun in those places. You can run into all the walls you want and it's like falling onto a soft pillow.
Kenzie giggles again and swings her legs back and forth and puts her sucker back in her mouth.
TBCB Dr. Cox and Balls
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:22:43 GMT -5
Dr. Cox pushes his fingers into his eyes as he starts chuckling.
Dr. Cox: Y'know if I weren't getting paid enough to keep getting these anti-depressants that keep me so damn jolly...I MIGHT just scream at you.
Kenzie: That'd be fun.
Dr. Cox: -chuckling- Wouldn't it though!
Dr. Cox gets up and goes over to the couch sitting down by Kenzie as he puts his arm around her.
Dr. Cox: No no dear girl...i'm not gonna have you committed!
Kenzie: You're not?
Dr. Cox: Nyooooo...in fact, I think i'll keep you right here!
Kenzie: YAY!
Dr. Cox: YAY INDEED!
In the flash of an instant...Dr. Cox grabs a nearby six foot link of biker chain as he frantically starts constricting Kenzie to the chair.
Kenzie: EY WHAT THA F-
Before she can finish the sentence...she is military tied to the chair with biker chain.
Dr. Cox: Now you listen to me Susie 'cause here's the deal. I've been patient...i've been lenient...and I even gave you your chance to tell me your side of the story! But now hear this...you, are a mother. You, are responsible for another life, another human being. And you, are far from the maturity level required for such a job. So now Susie...it's time to grow UP!
Kenzie: YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOU SON OF A-LEMME GO-WHY I OUGHTA!
Dr. Cox duct tapes her mouth and he wheels up a TV.
Dr. Cox: We'll start with recent events...
He clicks on the TV...and it is George Bush's 2007 State of the Union address. The fans groan out in the arena 'cause that's a fate worse than death! Kenzie is fighting with all of her might with her eyes closed tightly.
Dr. Cox: You don't have to watch...but you WILL listen!
Dr. Cox walks over and leans down whispering in her ear.
Dr. Cox: By the way...yyyyyyyour not dealing with some random-ass insane asylum...you're not dealing with your cookie-cutter Batman bouncy walls. You, dear girl, are in Dr. Cox's world now!
...Enjoy.
Dr. Cox walks back over to his desk and sits down putting his headphones on as Kenzie is sitting there forced to watch a George Bush lecture.
-An Hour Later-
The video ends and Dr. Cox takes the duct tape off her mouth.
Dr. Cox: Now that the tough love is over...what do you have to say for yourself?
TBC By Kenzie
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:22:54 GMT -5
Kenzie wiggles her lips around trying to get the feeling back in her mouth. She looks up at Dr. Cox and Balls all sad and confused like.
Kenzie - How come they had a comedian pose as the president?
She looks up at him beaming, her face full of smiles.
Kenzie - That was the funniest hour of my life. Even more funny then when I took naked pictures of Tweeks with Mr. Duck...even more funny then Acid wearing a wig pretending to be my sister....even more funny then Aubrey getting some lady thrown out of line at the amusement part....That was absolutely fabulous! Do you have anymore? Can I get copies of those? Wait...do they sell that on DVD? You don't have to copy it, I'll just have Tweeks get us a copy. Can I get out of the chair now? My sucker is over there on the floor and I kind of want to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
She looks up at him smiling.
TBCB Dr. Cox and Balls
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:23:17 GMT -5
-Two Hours Later-
The doors to the assembly room of the CWF Board of Directors flies open as Kenzie comes bolting into the room as fast as she can only to be caught by her own momentum and flung backwards.
Head Director: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!
Dr. Cox comes into the room pulling back on the kiddie harness attached around Kenzie's waist.
Dr. Cox: Eeeeeasy girl.
Head Director: Dr. Cox...what is the meaning of this.
Dr. Cox: The MEANING of this...your honor...is to ask one, simple, question...
WHAT THE HELL MAN!
Head Director: I beg your pardon!
Dr. Cox: When I signed up for this job...you said you had some "oddities" you needed me to take care of.
Head Director: And?
Dr. Cox: And you NE-HE-HEVER said anything about things like...THIS! *Points at Kenzie who has been sitting like a dog...but she suddenly tries to make a run for it again as he pulls her back.*
Head Director: Well...can you cure her or not? Should we call the Asylum?
Dr. Cox: Ohhhh no...no no no. There's nothing wrong with this girl! Hell if you institutionalize HER you'll have to do it to the whole COMPANY! 'Cause they're all like her! No no no the problem is not HER...the PROBLEM is YOU! YOU hired these people...YOU let them run free...and THEY'RE giving you your money and your ratings! Now as far as Kenzie goes...she's got her friends, her family, and her daughter to keep her on the straight and narrow. The only thing different about HER is...SHE still knows how to have FUN and keep her INNOCENCE like a KID! So no, Mr. Head Director, you DON'T need to call the Asylum...'cause it's my professional perspective that you'd just be calling the manager of CWF! So...
Dr. Cox pulls out the form for Kenzie and he signs it on her back, then he throws it in the air.
Dr. Cox: Patient...cured. Let's go Kenzie.
They leave the room leaving the board of directors scratching their heads.
TBC by Kenzie if she has anything else to say
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:23:33 GMT -5
Kenzie giggles and looks at Dr. Cox and Balls.
Kenzie - You know Tweeks and I play this game all the time at home. Except usually he is the one on the leash and I have a whip.....
She lets the thought trail off as she prances behind him.
TBCB Dr. Cox and Balls
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:23:53 GMT -5
Dr. Cox can't take it anymore...he undoes the leash while he says...
Dr. Cox: Thhhhhhhat's it! I signed your paper...get the hell away from me!
Dr. Cox lets the leash fall to the floor as he walks away from Kenzie leaving her with a very confused look on her face.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 5:24:09 GMT -5
Kenzie giggles.
Kenzie - That was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Oh well....fun while it lasted. Just wait until Tweeks gets a hold of him.
Kenzie giggles again and skips down the hallway chanting Cox and Balls.
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