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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:53:34 GMT -5
The NEA are in their locker rooms sitting quietly around awaiting for the show to start. Eddie's sitting in his desk which now has "EDDIE IS A DOUCHE" carved into it. Everyone is there... Dante, Eddie, Angle, Barbie, the Vansens. Some of them are talking to eachother and such. Suddenly a medium sized hole is drilled though the wall. Everyone looks at it oddly. A pipe is shuffled through the hole. Hade Vansen walks over to it and looks into the hole. A bunch of sludge/shit/and piss come shooting through the pipe and fills the room full of shit. Everyone is coverd in it. The entire NEA is cussing and screaming. The scene pans over to the left into the next room to show Aaron Masters in a plumber suit. He has a backwards cap and a big ole smirk on his face. Aarons holding the pipe in place.
Aaron/
"Aawwww man this stinks..."
Aaron turns away from the pipe which has finished pumping shit into the NEA locker room and walks out of the door to see Sky. Aaron has a big grin on his face.
Sky/
"What did you do?"
Aaron/
"Had some fun!"
Sky/
"What without me!?!"
Aaron/
"Well you're here now!"
Sky/
"Whats that fucking smell?"
Aaron/
"Shit."
Sky/
"I see... And let me guess that plastic pipe is leading into someones locker room."
Aaron/
"NEA's..."
Aaron puts on a big smile and walks past Sky.
TBC By Anyone
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:53:46 GMT -5
As Arron walks past Sky an out into the Hallway which he starts to walk down out of know where a fist grabs him by the throat an slams him up agaist a brick wall full force as Arron stares at the man who has him by the neck that man of course is the twenty first centrey physco an son of the devil Hade Vansen.
Master : Damn whats that Smell you been wrestling in horse shit or somthing ?
As Hade tightens his grip on masters throat as Masters struggles for air as Hades eyes turn phystoic as he then looks at Masters fighting for air as he goes to speak.
Vansen : So Master the man who is causeing all the trouble around here by pissing everyone off with your little whore sky madden well this time you messed with the wrong fucking person this time you have upset me which is somthing you really shouldnt have done Arron because i am not a nice man trust me just ask the likes of goldberg eugene lita an even more recently Edge after i tiedf him up in that barbwire which nearly eneded his WWEA Carrer so if i nearly ended the Carrer of a four time wwea world Champion inmagine what i will do to your little lady frenid then to you Master.
As Hade throws Masters to the Floor an kicks him as Master gasps for all the air he can as Hade Walks off down the Hallway as Arron is seen miming saying Bastard as Sky runs up to him.
TBC Masters or Sky or Anyone.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:53:56 GMT -5
After Sky runs up to Masters, Savio Vega walks towards them.
Savio: You know this is what happens when you mess with the NEA, if you keep playing your little games with us, you will get hurt, not only with a fist, but with my baseball bat, im gonna leave your forehead marked with "A Mi Manera O' Pa La Calle" or in english just in case, "My Way, Or the Highway"
Aaron: Fuck off you ass.
Savio: Your lucky that I have to leave, because I was gonna hit you and your little friend here with my bat, but I guess I can have fun later.
Savio leaves...
TBCB: Anyone
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:54:08 GMT -5
Aaron jumps up to his feet and has a big smile on his face.
Aaron/
"that was fun! Woo! lets do it again!"
Sky/
"Are you serious."
Aaron/
"DUH!"
Aaron runs off down the hall and enters his locker room Sky follows behind him closing the door.
Aaron/
"But this time I wanna make sure I get hit with the baseball bat."
Sky/
"What? You're crazy."
Aaron/
"No It's just funnier when they get pissed off enough to beat you to a bloody pulp! I'm used to this type of thing!"
Sky/
"No shit."
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:54:34 GMT -5
/The Almighty Shall Fall To Monkeys!\
There stand Aaron Masters and the returning Sky Madden. Just then Tweeks comes running in dragging something behind him. He's got a big grin on his face as the two look at him. Aaron and Sky both looks down at what he was dragging and there he is holding in his hand the collar of Savio Vega's shirt...that happens to still be attached to Savio himself. Tweeks grins even bigger as he bites his tongue and lets go of his shirt. Letting his head smack the floor hard and make a thud. He shutters suddenly and Aaron and Sky smile at him. He suddenly starts doing this hard guitar riff to himself and then he jumps up screaming.
Tweeks/ PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!
He jumps down and the two look at him strange.
Aaron/ Did you take your medication today?
Tweeks grins evily.
Tweeks/ No but I saved a bunch of money on my moped insurance by hitting Savio Vega over the head with a lead pipe.
Sky/ Huh...I didn't know that was a autmobile insurance provider.
Tweeks/ Oh did I say that? I'm sorry...I meant I planned on running him over with my moped after I hit him with the lead pipe. So I lied, I wont save any moped insurance. But it's okay, I also slipped him some rufies...he'll be fine.
Aaron/ Where the fuck did you get rufies?
Tweeks gets another evil grin.
Tweeks/ Ask your mommy. Cause she's still in my motel room!
Aaron/ BITCH TIT!
Tweeks/ But yes, mother fuckers help me out with this little bitch. He will start coming to...well kinda coming to, very soon. So get the bag I got sitting outside and I know you got a poster board around here somewhere. I alway see you trying to finger paint Aaron Can't Make Master...pieces. But yes hurry fuckers.
Aaron and Sky go out of the locker room fast and a few minutes later they have Savio Vega dressed up in a Panda costume. By now he is kinda standing on his own, but he doesn't seem to know where he is, otherwise he probably would of ripped the panda mask off of his head. Tweeks grabs the piece of poster board and written in bold sharpie it reads, "NEA SUCKS RABBIT BALLS!" They all snicker a little bit and tape some string on it and put it around his neck. They begin to lead him into the hallway as he almost falls over a few times. They all snicker and they get him infront of the NEA's locker room. They run off around a corner and Tweeks whispers something into Aaron's ear. He grins and begins to yell out pretty loud.
Aaron/ DANTE FUCKS RABBITS! KURT HAS AN ANGLED PENIS! BARBARIAN PLAYS WITH BARBIES! LITA HAS FIFTY BABIES IN HER VAGINA FROM EVERY DAMN CHICK SHE HAS EVER SLEPT WITH...
Suddenly a few members of the NEA open the door and look out at the man dressed up in the panda suit. Assuming that it's Aaron Masters. Angle and Barbarian grab him and pull him into the locker room and Dante, Kurt, Barbarian, and Eddie all start to stomp away on the drugged up panda man. Before you know it he's nothing but a crumpled up bag of nothing on the floor and all four of them are laughing their asses off. The panda mask suddenly falls off of his head and then soon realize it's Savio and get pissed off. Tweeks, Aaron, and Sky all stand there in the door way laughing their asses off.
Tweeks/ IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY! Well there was just a fucking car crash on the highway...MOTHER FUCKER!
The three of them take off running as the four members of NEA rushed the door. The three are jogging down the hallway and Tweeks begins to bust out in song once more.
Tweeks/ I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! *takes a little ballet jump in the air* WOO! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY! *he touches Sky in the arm as she looks at him awkwardly* THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NOW AND THEN! I SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY!
The three turn a corner and lean up against it all stealth style. Sky looks at Tweeks with a weird fucking ass look.
Sky/ If you seriously think about touching me every now and then. I'm going to touch your girlfriend!
Tweeks looks at her with a grin.
Tweeks/ Really now?
Aaron suddenly looks interested now too getting Sky's attention.
Aaron/ Do you think we can video tape that?!
Tweeks/ Can we do it night vision and name it "One Night In The Sky?"
Tweeks and Aaron both look very interested with big grins and Sky puts her head down shaking her head and smacks her forehead.
TBCB Sky, Aaron, Member of the NEA, Whatever I Don't Care lol.
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