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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:09:14 GMT -5
The scene opens up in Tweeks' locker room he's sitting on the floor next to MaKenzie and the two of them seem to be playing PS2 from the looks of the controllers. He's sipping on a Strawberry Lime Jones Soda and he's ocassionally handing the bottle off to Kenz. They seem to be pretty intensly into this game...okay maybe it's just Tweeks, but he's tapping away on the buttons like a mad man as he sticks his tongue out in concentration. Kenzie for a moment stops pressing any buttons and looks over at him smiling and then shaking her head. She soon brings her attention back to the television as the camera shows it to be WWEA's newest video game, WWEA Bloodbath 06. Tweeks seems to be playing himself in the game from the lime green Converse and Kenzie is playing...Aaron Masters from the dumbass looking face. Tweeks just took a chair to Aaron's head knocking him right on his ass. He then picks him up pile drives him right into the chair. All of a sudden Sky Madden ringside smacks Tweeks in the face with a barbwire 2x4.
Tweeks/ OH COME ON! That's not even fair!
Kenzie smiles and soon takes advantage of this. Aaron gets up soon after Tweeks being busted wide open now. He chucks Tweeks over the top rope crashing on the protective mats below. Aaron climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Tweeks to get to his feet, but what Aaron doesn't notice is that Tweeks has pulled something out from under the ring. Aaron leaps off and out of the ring toward Tweeks. Aaron is met with Mr.Kendo to the ribs and ends up crashing into the barricade aswell. Tweeks moves Aaron some and rips the protective mat off of the floor and picks up Aaron still holding Mr.Kendo in his hand. He smirks a psychotic smile and does a White Russian Leg Sweep onto the concrete floor. The fans are cheering loud, getting more into the match with every move. Tweeks climbs onto the apron and leaps off of it with a moonsault as Aaron moves and Tweeks meets concrete floor. Aaron slowly gets to his feet and picks Tweeks up by the hair and throws him into the ring. He pulls out a table from underneath the ring and slides it in soon after. He sets it up as Tweeks is using the ropes to get to his feet. Aaron sets it up and pulls something out of his pocket and sets the table on fire. Tweeks looks at the screen completely stunned at what Aaron just did.
Tweeks/ What the fuck is this?! They have Aaron carry around a lighter in this game...fuck!
MaKenzie/ It's cause he wants to make you a flamer!
She giggles and Tweeks gives her a little glare. Tweeks comes at Aaron, but he gets kicked in the stomach and Aaron goes for the Dead End, it's reversed and he gets tossed into the ropes. Aaron bounces back and Tweeks catches him in mid-air spinebustering him through the burning table. The fans start to chant "Holy Shit!" as the flames go out quick and Aaron's body twitches. Tweeks begins to climb the ropes and Acid who is ringside for Tweeks, tosses him a steel chair. He leaps off the top rope with Voices (twisting shooting star press) with the chair on his stomach. The fans keep chanting those same words as he goes for the pin. 1,2,3! Tweeks stands up quick tossing the controller down in victory. He raises his arms high in the air for all to see...which is only him and MaKenzie. She looks up at him laughing some.
Tweeks/ I WON! I WONNNNNN! MUWAHAHA!
TBCB MaKenzie or Whoever
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:09:37 GMT -5
Tweeks is suddenly met straight in the back of the head with a steel chair. Tweeks falls to the floor and looks up at the bitch who just smacked him in the back of the head with the chair. Well its the REAL Aaron Masters! Durr!
Aaron/
"Of course... We both know... That wouldn't be the outcome in the ring."
Aaron looks at Makenzie and winks at her.
Aaron/
"And you have good taste... Considering you had me almost whip Tweeks ass in the game! Try harder next time... You'll get it homeslice."
Aaron looks down at Tweeks with a grin.
Aaron/
"So you wanna try that in a real ring?"
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:10:29 GMT -5
Tweeks lays there with a grin, putting his hands behind his head getting in a more comfortable position. He looks up Aaron who is smiling with steel chair still in hand. He starts making this "sexy" music as he pulls his shirt up as he look sat Aarron.
Tweeks/ Maybe...if you strip for me Aaron. STRIP FOR ME SEXY MAN!
Tweeks pops up pulling Aaron's shirt up and smacking him on his bare stomach real hard and grabbing a hold of his ear with his teeth. Causing Aaron to yell out some and smack Tweeks in the head with the chair causing him to bounce back against the wall. Tweeks stands there using the wall as support and Aaron begins rubbing his ear/whiping the saliva off of his ear.
Tweeks/ In the ring eh? What's that all aboot? I'll meet ya anytime in the ring home butter bisquit!
Tweeks smirks and crawls back over to his controller to continue his story mode he had started with himself...when he suddenly tossing the controller down.
Tweeks/ AH FUCK A DUCK! ALLISON JACOBS GAVE ME HERPES! THIS IS TOO GOD DAMN REALISTIC!
TBCB Aaron and Kenzie
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:12:20 GMT -5
MaKenzie starts laughing as Tweeks throws his fit.
Kenzie - Ya know Tweekness that wouldn’t happen if you weren’t fucking around with the ex-wifey who is also fucking around with your good friend.
MaKenzie giggles.
Tweeks - Well then what’s your excuse?
Kenzie - My excuse for what?
Tweeks - Your excuse for fucking around with a guy who’s fucking around with his ex-wifey who’s also fucking around with his good friend! (He thinks for a second.....to make sure he got it right) Yeah!
Kenzie - (grinning) I disinfect you everytime, just in case. Can’t be too careful ya know. It’s hard telling where Allison has been.
Aaron - Ohhhh!!!!!!!!!
Kenzie - (laughing) IN THE GAME!! (she continues laughing)
Aaron - Yeah right!
Tweeks - Awwwww, is my Big Boobs McGee jealous?
Kenzie - (giving him a strange look) Jealous!? Of what? Of Allison? (She shakes her head) No. Not at all actually. Annoyed with....would be the better way to describe it.
Tweeks - How come?
Kenzie - (she pauses and jumps up off the floor, standing up) Because! (She sighs cause Kenzie can’t stand all this drama shit.) Ug, she’s running around with Acid and stuff. Yet, she can’t seem to lay off you! (Crossing her arms) Not that I am sure you are helping the situation any. (Under her breath) Fuck. (Sighing again) It annoys me. I can’t help it. You guys have the history and all.....fine. I get that. Oye, I hate this ya know, (pausing) it just seems like she has to have everything. Yeah it bothers me. Sue me. (She smiles a bit) Actually don’t, I have too much moneys and I don’t want ya’ll messing with it. (She giggles and waits for a second) Just when I think I have things figured out....... (looking at Tweeks) between you and me. I hear stuff about you and Allison.
MaKenzie groans, here she is getting all "girl" like. She runs her fingers through her hair and shakes her head a bit.
Kenzie - But of course.............that is all in the game. It isn’t like that stuff really happens around here. (She raises her eyebrow looking at Tweeks, then she plops back down on the floor next to Tweeks, and changes the subject quickly.) You know what you need to do! Go find the alien and the boy toy and beat the crap out of them! That’s always fun!!! I bet you get like serious bonus points if kick their ass while they are fucking!
MaKenzie grabs Tweeks sleeve and tugs on his shoulder, laughing begging him to go find her sister and Mofo in the game.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:13:25 GMT -5
Aaron sighs and leaves the room... Soon returning with a hammer in his right hand... Nails in his left. And boards under his arms. He drops both the junk catching both of their attention. He walks over to Makenzie and grabs her and throws her in a closet and shuts the door. Tweeks starts laughing his ass off. But Aaron has a straight face suddenly grabbing Tweeks as well and chucking him into the same closet and shutting the door. He picks up the hammer///nails///boards and starts hammering the boards up across the sloset so they wouldnt be able to get out. He puts about 12 boards up before stopping and backing up. Both of them pounding on the door. Aaron stands back crossing his arms with a pleasent smile on his face.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:13:41 GMT -5
Tweeks and Kenzie stop pounding on the closet door and sits down on the floor shoving some shit out of the way. Kenzie pulls a slip of Vans Off the Wall shoe from under her ass and looks at it strangly and then looks around at all the other shit.
MaKenzie/ What you got like ten pairs of shoes in here or what?
Tweeks looks around and grins.
Tweeks/ Nah it's more like nine...and a half.
MaKenzie/ As long as I have known you, you have never worn any other shoes except those lime green Converse there. Why the hell do you have these many shoes?
Tweeks/ Oh well some I just stole from some people. A few of the others are mine, cause they looke dpretty but weren't comfortable so I just throw them in closets. They seems pretty homosexual anyways and needed to go back in the closet.
MaKenzie shakes her head and giggles some at his stupid joke. Tweeks digs in his pocket and pulls out his PSP and Kenzie looks at him confused.
MaKenzie/ Do you need your video game fix that much? I mean fuck man, you beat me on the PS2 now you have a PSP playing the same game...
Tweeks grins and keeps his eyes fixated on the PSP and the game, but he's listening, he can be a very good multi-tasker indeed.
Tweeks/ Oh believe me...I am far from getting my fix. I'm more addicted to this then Acid is to trashy women and alcohol. And don't worry anymore honestly, I'm not fucking around with my ex-wife any longer. That ended when you *looking at her some with a smirk* happened to take some very awkward pictures of me with a duckie.
He brings his attention back to the PSP once more holding the grin on his face. MaKenzie has a little smile on her face aswell as she looks around in the closet some at the surrounding things. She looks straight up and a sleeve from a black hoodie is brushing against her nose.
MaKenzie/ So how do you plan on getting out of here Tweekness?
Tweeks/ Well there is many things in here you could use. I mean right behind you in a hidden hole in the wall is a stash of fireworks still and some lighters, hanging right next to all the coats and shit is a axe, and I think I have some spoons in here and we could always just dig our way out.
He grins the screen from the PSP lighting his face up some. He turns it off and puts it back in his pocket. Looking back over at Kenz with a smile.
Tweeks/ But I never had a plan on escaping the closet. I was going to chill in here for awhile, play some video games, and then maybe take a nap. All that is out there is Aaron and all he is good for is cleaning shit up with his towel.
Tweeks/ OH TOWEL BOY?!?!
Aaron/ *from inside the locker room* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
TBCB MaKenzie or Aaron
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:14:10 GMT -5
MaKenzie giggles a bit, as she looks over at Tweeks. She smiles and arches an eyebrow.
Kenzie - I've got an idea!
Tweeks - Oh you do?
Kenzie - Those fireworks and lighters you were speaking of? (Tweeks nods) Grab them. (she stands up and grins) We're gonna have a little fun!
Tweeks - Just what kind of fun are we gonna have?
Kenzie - Lot's of dirty fun. (she winks at him)
Tweeks grabs the fireworks and the lighters out of the hidden hole.
Tweeks - Now what?
Kenzie - Gimme a boost.
Tweeks - A boost? Where? Into the door? I don't see that working out.
Kenzie - (she laughs) No a boost up! (she points at the air vent)
Tweeks nods and kneels down. Kenzie gets up on his knee and lifts the vent. She grabs on to the sides of it and pulls herself up into the vent shaft moaning and groaning as it's a little difficult with all of the shit in the closet. You can hear Aaron swearing at the sounds. Kenzie laughs, counting on that actually. She lays down on her stomach and holds her hand down. Tweeks gives her the fireworks and the lighters. She slides back a bit and he jumps and grabs the vent. He pulls himself up and joins her.
Tweeks - Now what?
Kenzie - (giggling) Now is the fun part!!! (she pulls her t-shirt off and then her shoes and drops them down into the closet, she fixes her tank top and looks at Tweeks) Shed something Tweekness! (he pulls off his hoodie and throws it down into the closet) Good boy. (she grins) Now, dear ol' Aaron thinks we are having a little too much fun in the closet. Thanks of course to my moaning and groaning. Now, you've got to sell it Tweekness!
MaKenzie messes around with some of the fireworks as she continues making all kinds of moaning sex noises up in the vent. Trying not to laugh, she makes her moans louder and faster. Just as they hear Aaron getting really grossed out Kenzie lights and drops some of the fireworks into the closet. Tweeks quickly covers the vent. The fireworks explode inside the closet just about the same time Kenzie supposedly was. She looks at Tweeks and grins.
Kenzie - Alright Tweekness, which way shall we go? Your way, or my way? Who knows what we could see up here in the vents. (she gives him a wink)
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:14:42 GMT -5
:::::Acid is seen strolling backstage, whistling a happy go lucky tune, sipping on a bottle of......JJJJJ...JIM BEAN, not Jack Daniels this time as he
stops at the concession stand, grabbing a few caramel popcorns and chomping on them:::::
Acid: Yummy yum yum.
::::He smiles to himself, acting almost giddy from the sweet taste of them caramel popcorns, suddenly he hears some banging noises above. Acid
raises an eyebrow then shrugs getting some more caramel popcorns, the noises just get louder::::
Acid: okay...wtf?!?!?
::::::Acid looks around and scratches his head, slowly getting more popcorn as someone begins to say "yyyyyyyyyyak....yyyyyyyyyak....yyyyyyyyyyak"
in the most annoying way possible. He slowly chews the popcorn and wonders where that noise is coming from. Allison begins to come into
view, walking towards Acid:::
tbc by Allison
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:14:58 GMT -5
"yyyyyyyyyyyyakkkkkkkkkkk.... yyyyyyyyakkkkkkk" Allison comes a bit closer and Acid turns trying to find out where the noise is coming from setting his popcorn down for a minute. The noise keeps going and Allison looks at him and in full speed she runs towards him and jumps on his back.
Acid: FUCKK!!
Allison kisses his neck as he looks up at her.
Allison: Hi honey!!
"yyyyyyyyyyyyakkkkkkkkkkk.... yyyyyyyyakkkkkkk" It gets a bit more louder and Allison covers Acid's mouth before he says anything. She puts her finger up to her lip.
Allison: Shhhh... do you hear that?
Acid: [whispering] How am I supposed to hear anything when you are talking?
They keep listening trying to find out where the hell it is coming from. Allison tugs on her CKY shirt and than snags some of Acid's caramel popcorn.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:15:12 GMT -5
Aaron comes walking by with a mop in his right hand. He's smiling big. He stops infront of the two. Allison kinda glaring at him. Aaron pokes his head up at the roof cocking his head to the side.
Aaron/
"Gee I wonder what that noise could be!?"
Aaron spears at the roof with his mop wacking it. Eventually he puts a whole straight through the roof.
Tweeks/
"Holy shit! you just missed my crotch!"
Aaron/
"Oh..."
Aaron spears the mop straight through the roof again in a different spot. A yelp is heard from Tweeks along with his voice cracking. Aaron cought him straight in the nuts with the mop.
Aaron/
"Them are some big fucking rats in this arena..."
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