Post by kenzie on Jan 30, 2009 6:38:46 GMT -5
So yes, it has been a while since we have seen the very loved MaKenzie. But here she is tonight walking along next to Tweeks with their dog Skytz on a leash towards a movie theater. Tweeks walks up to the ticket lady and orders the tickets.
Tweeks - 2 adults please. (he hears Kenzie cough) Oh yeah, and 1 dog.
Mean Ticket Lady - I'm sorry sir dogs aren't allowed inside the theater.
Kenzie - (starts yelling at a pole right next to the lady) What! How dare you discrimminate against me and my seeing eye dog! I am blind woman and this dog sees for me! I wanted to enjoy a nice movie with my boyfriend here...... (she puts her arm around a plant) but no! You have to be evil and discrimminate against me! How dare you! I want to talk to the manager!
Mean Ticket Lady - I....I'm sorry miss the manager isn't on duty.
Kenzie - Then I will stand right here screaming how this movie theater is a waste and that they discrimminate against the blind! No one will come near the crazy blind woman to buy tickets!
Mean Ticket Lady - Okay, okay! (she looks at Tweeks) You know what to apologize for my rudeness I will give you your tickets at no charge. I'm terribly sorry miss and to you as well sir.
Kenzie - You damn well better be sorry!
Tweeks takes the tickets and opens the door for MaKenzie and Skytz. They walk over toward the snack area.
Kenzie - Do you think if I do that again we could get some free popcorn and candy!!!
A while later MaKenzie, Skytz, and Tweeks finally enter the actual theater. Kenzie's pockets are buldging with candy. Her hands holding a huge bag of popcorn anda soda. Tweeks appears to be loaded down as well. They take a couple seats in the very back of the theater right behind two people who are already making out. Tweeks looks at Kenzie with a huge grin and she grins back. They get settled in and MaKenzie starts digging through one of the pockets of her hoodie and pulls something out. She hands something to Tweeks and keeps some of herself. Tweeks looks over at her when he sees what it is.
Kenzie - What? We don't use them.
MaKenzie grins and she rips open whatever it is with her teeth. After a few minutes of playing with it she pulls part of it back and lets go watching it fly towards the couple. Unfortunately it missed. Tweeks does the same thing and it lands on the guys shoulder. He didn't seem to notice. Kenzie shoots another one and comes close, but misses the girl. After going back and forth taking turns Kenzie shoots one more, this time it smacks the girl right on the cheek.....and sticks.
Slutty Girl - What the hell?!
The girl pulls it off her face. She looks at it and squeels.
Slutty Girl - A CONDOM! EW DISGUSTING!!!!
She tosses it away and starts wiping her face. Her and the guy turn towards MaKenzie and Tweeks.
Idiotic Guy - What the hell is wrong with you two? (he points to Tweeks) I should punch your face in.
Kenzie - (grinning and looking like a kid in a candy store) Ooo! Ooo! Yeah! Go ahead and try that!!! That'd be kind of fun!
She grins as the couple in front of them looks at her weird. The guy then gets up and starts to move towards Tweeks.
TBCB Tweeks if he wants or whoever
Tweeks - 2 adults please. (he hears Kenzie cough) Oh yeah, and 1 dog.
Mean Ticket Lady - I'm sorry sir dogs aren't allowed inside the theater.
Kenzie - (starts yelling at a pole right next to the lady) What! How dare you discrimminate against me and my seeing eye dog! I am blind woman and this dog sees for me! I wanted to enjoy a nice movie with my boyfriend here...... (she puts her arm around a plant) but no! You have to be evil and discrimminate against me! How dare you! I want to talk to the manager!
Mean Ticket Lady - I....I'm sorry miss the manager isn't on duty.
Kenzie - Then I will stand right here screaming how this movie theater is a waste and that they discrimminate against the blind! No one will come near the crazy blind woman to buy tickets!
Mean Ticket Lady - Okay, okay! (she looks at Tweeks) You know what to apologize for my rudeness I will give you your tickets at no charge. I'm terribly sorry miss and to you as well sir.
Kenzie - You damn well better be sorry!
Tweeks takes the tickets and opens the door for MaKenzie and Skytz. They walk over toward the snack area.
Kenzie - Do you think if I do that again we could get some free popcorn and candy!!!
A while later MaKenzie, Skytz, and Tweeks finally enter the actual theater. Kenzie's pockets are buldging with candy. Her hands holding a huge bag of popcorn anda soda. Tweeks appears to be loaded down as well. They take a couple seats in the very back of the theater right behind two people who are already making out. Tweeks looks at Kenzie with a huge grin and she grins back. They get settled in and MaKenzie starts digging through one of the pockets of her hoodie and pulls something out. She hands something to Tweeks and keeps some of herself. Tweeks looks over at her when he sees what it is.
Kenzie - What? We don't use them.
MaKenzie grins and she rips open whatever it is with her teeth. After a few minutes of playing with it she pulls part of it back and lets go watching it fly towards the couple. Unfortunately it missed. Tweeks does the same thing and it lands on the guys shoulder. He didn't seem to notice. Kenzie shoots another one and comes close, but misses the girl. After going back and forth taking turns Kenzie shoots one more, this time it smacks the girl right on the cheek.....and sticks.
Slutty Girl - What the hell?!
The girl pulls it off her face. She looks at it and squeels.
Slutty Girl - A CONDOM! EW DISGUSTING!!!!
She tosses it away and starts wiping her face. Her and the guy turn towards MaKenzie and Tweeks.
Idiotic Guy - What the hell is wrong with you two? (he points to Tweeks) I should punch your face in.
Kenzie - (grinning and looking like a kid in a candy store) Ooo! Ooo! Yeah! Go ahead and try that!!! That'd be kind of fun!
She grins as the couple in front of them looks at her weird. The guy then gets up and starts to move towards Tweeks.
TBCB Tweeks if he wants or whoever