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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 4:58:47 GMT -5
MaKenna is walking through the hallways backstage holding the hand of her and Luke's toddler son Gannon. She has a bag over her shoulder and Gannon has a toy in his hand. MaKenna opens up Luke's office door. Luke looks up at her and as she and Gannon both get in she sees good ol Luke isn't alone. MaKenna rolls her eyes when she see's Aaron. MaKenna looks down at Gannon as he sits on the floor. She puts the bag down and he starts rumaging through it.*
MaKenna - Be good okay?
Luke - Be good? Why would he need to be good? Why are you even here?
MaKenna - Look, Luke I didn't want to have to do this......but.....
Luke - Oh no!
MaKenna - Yes. I need you to take care of Gannon for a couple hours. I have a few things to take care of, and Kenzie needs me to meet up with her and Karsyn otherwise I would have her watch him.........It's just a few hours........try not to kill him ok?
*MaKenna darts out the door before Luke can object any further leaving him and Aaron with little Gannon who's looking around quite confused.*
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 4:59:03 GMT -5
The door slams behind Gannon almost knocking him on his ass. Gannon turns around and looks at the door kind of astonished that his Mummy just ditched him and left him with these lunatics. Gannon kinda waddled to turn back around to look at the two men staring back and him and slowly tilted his head at them. Luke stood there with a clueless look, Aaron with a big grin on his face with Stitches up by his right ear. He bent down to bring himself to Gannon's level.. He has a huge grin on his face.
Aaron Masters/
"Awwww! Arent you a little Devilchild!? I know just how to keep you entertained...KIDS LOVE PUPPETS DON'T THEY!"
Aaron shoved Stitches not all of two centimeters from Gannons face. Betweens Stitches odd appearance and Aaron's bloodied up face and bullet wound in his upperforehead Gannon couldn't help but wince and kind of sob a little.
Stitches/
"DoN'T WoRry KiD... YoUr'E tO SmAlL foR Me to EaT..."
Aaron grinned at him evily.
Aaron Masters/
"IN NO TME YOU'RE GOING TO BE OUR LITTLE MINION!"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 4:59:22 GMT -5
Luke continued to sit there with a blank look on his face until snapping out of it.
Luke: I don't think he's liking the puppet. Maybe he needs some food.
He gets up and walks over to some random cabinet in his office and pulls out what looks like a dog dish. He walks over and grabs some hotdogs and tosses them in the dish and then walks over to Gannon and puts it down in front of him.
Luke: Hey little guy, are you hungry? You like hotdogs don't you? Aaron, this will be the ultimate test, if he doesn't like hotdogs then that means MaKenna had an affair.
Aaron: Well he looks alot like you dude.
Luke: Well I'm sure whoever she slept with had plastic surgery done to look like me.
Luke picks up a hotdog and waves it in Gannon's face as little Gannon takes it and starts chewing on it.
Luke: We have a winner! Man I feel old, I have a kid....only old people and prostitutes
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 5:00:33 GMT -5
Aaron slowly tilted his head to the side and looked at Luke's hotdogs curiously before freaking out and looking over at Luke.
Aaron/
"DUDE! DUDE! YOU DIDN'T COOK THOSE DID YOU!?! HE COULD GET FOOD POISONING!!!"
Luke/
"You idiot... You can't get food poisoning from uncooked weiners.... Or can you?"
Aaron and Luke watched Gannon in horror as Gannon took another bite of uncooked and maybe tainted hotdog. Aaron ran over to Gannon and picked him up off the ground then turning him around to give Gannon the heighmik manouver.
Luke/
"DUDE'S HE'S TOO LITTLE FOR YOU TO BE DOING THAT SHIT!"
Aaron started panicing.
Aaron/
"Oh shit! You're right! WELL THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER THING TO DO!!!"
Aaron started twirling around real fast, spinning him around the room. Luke watched on in horror as Aaron was pretty much being a human Merry-Go-Round. Gannon had enough at this point and projectile vommited suddenly. Aaron stopped the second Gannon spewed everywhere to face Luke. Luke's eyes were scrunched up and shut as Aarons watched Luke in horror as toddler insides were streaming down his face and shirt. Some chewed up oscar myer weiner and... rather un explainable toddler substances. Some had even gotten on the wall. Aaron set Gannon down who was being quite the champion about everything.
Aaron/
"Oh, shit..."
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 5:00:57 GMT -5
Luke wiped most of the vomit off of him as Aaron looked around at the puke on the wall.
Aaron: Well someone's gotta clean that up.
Luke: Yeah, we'll call a janitor. We need to microwave these hotdogs. Or even better.....well no theres nothing better than microwaved food.
Luke walks over to the microwave and puts the dog dish of hotdogs in it as Aaron dug through Gannon's bag.
Aaron: These toys suck. Power Rangers? Who the fuck watches Power Rangers these days? We need to get him some cool toys.
Luke: Yeah we needa get him some transformers.
Aaron: He's not gonna know how to put those things together.
Luke: Hey, it'll give Mak something to do.
Just then Gannon starts crying.
Luke: Dude, what did you do?!
Aaron: I didn't touch him. He did it himself! I know, he needs some music!
Luke and Aaron run off in different directions and later come back with guitars. Aaron has a real guitar while Luke has a guitar hero one.
Aaron: You idiot you were supposed to grab the real one.
Luke: Hey, I'll still sound good. Check out this awesome solo.
Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click.
He plays on his guitar hero controller not making any noises besides clicks and Gannon continues to cry.
Aaron: Dude it's not working. You need to solo faster!
Luke: Alright....alright....
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick.
Gannon keeps crying as Aaron plugs his real guitar into Luke's stack and starts rocking out with the volume blasting. Luke and Gannon put their hands over there ears until Aaron is done.
Luke: Man were you playing guitar or slaughtering a pig?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 5:01:55 GMT -5
Aaron/
"BELIEVE ME! SLAUGHTERING A PIG IS JUST AS FUN!!!"
Aaron has a big wide grin as Luke takes his guitar hero controller off of his shoulder and holds it like a baseball bat and kind of lightly smacks Aaron across the face with it. Luke and Gannon kind of giggle a little bit as Aaron staggers backward, Stitches holding his cheek. Aaron unstraps his guitar and nails Luke in his chest/shoulder area with the REAL guitar. Luke goes flying backwards and lands on his ass.. Gannon is laughing his little babyself all hysterical like.
Aaron/
"Now that just proves who the real GEETAR HERO is!"
Luke/
"No, that just means you can't play guitar for shit... The only way you play it by smashing it over someone's head."
Aaron/
"YES! BUT IT'S STILL A ART!"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 5:02:42 GMT -5
Luke scratches his head a bit.
Luke: Man I'm fucking bored. And I need to get my mohawk cleaned up. Lets go do some shit.
Luke opens the door and starts to walk out as Aaron stops him.
Aaron: Dude, you can't just leave without your kid.
Luke: Sure I can, he can survive on his own.
Aaron gives him a confused look.
Aaron: Man he's only like 2 or something.
Luke: Okay, fine we'll take him with and get him a mohawk. Metal him up some. It's gonna be fuckin' brutal! Hey Gannon come here.
Luke walks over to Gannon and teaches him how to form his hand into devil horns and then shows him how to make a middle finger.
Luke: Alright we're making him cool. Lets go mohawk him.
Luke picks up Gannon and puts him on his shoulders as they all walk out of the room to apparently a local barber shop.
TBC by Aaron
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 5:02:55 GMT -5
Aaron runs inside the "barber shop" really it's a salon with a bunch of emo chicks that all run over to Aaron because he has "style." They all start touching his clothes and then yank him off to some random room, probably to give him some type of emo'd out haircut. Aaron spins around looking at Luke with a horrified look as he's carried away by emo looking hairdressers.
Aaron Masters/
"AH! THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE ME A PERRRRMMMMM!!!!"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 31, 2009 5:03:21 GMT -5
Luke: Oh shit he's a goner. Stay strong Aaron! They just wanna get you to cut their wrists is all!
Luke grabs Gannon and sets him down in some random barber chair. A less emo looking chick walks up.
Luke: Hey give him a mohawk on the double.
Lady: Sorry sir we don't do that here.
Luke: What?! How can you not do that. The hell with you!
Luke grabs a hair trimmer off a nearby desk and starts trimming Gannon's hair until finally he has a nice mohawk down the center of his head. He gets some gel and spikes that beast up.
Luke: Yeah we're turning you metal. No more gayness for you. Give me some horns!
Gannon raises his little hand and gives the devil horns.
Luke: Good boy. Now what do we do when mommy is around?
Gannon then changes the devil horns into a middle finger.
Luke: Excellent. Your such a good learner.
He pulls Gannon off the chair and Aaron comes back into the room barely being able to breath.
Luke: Good god man what the hell happened?
TBC by Aaron
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