Happy Burfday!

[innocentpenguin]

Karsyn was moving about the kitchen in Luke's house with her sister Kenzie. The two girls were unloading several bags and putting the items on the counter. Once everything is emptied they gather the stuff and carry it into another room. One much larger with a large television and fully equipped entertainment area and several sofas. A table is set up in the back with tons of brand new liquor bottles, several cans of Pepsi, a large platter of nachos, hotdogs and several other things. Several people are gathered in the room with Kenzie and Karsyn, Aaron Masters being one. Before long Karsyn hears Luke coming in through the front door. She giggles and rushes out of the room to greet him.

Karsyn - Hi! Welcome home.

Luke - Well hi yourself. What do you look so excited about?

Karsyn - I have a present for you.

Luke gets a cheesey grin on his face and raises and lowers his eye brows quickly.

Karsyn - Not that kind of present......(she giggles) Not yet anyway.

She gives him a wink and takes a hold of his hand dragging him down the hall. She pulls him into the room.

Karsyn - Happy Birthday!!!

Karsyn giggles a little bit.

Karsyn - All good stuff that you love. See....booze and pepsi and nachos and hotdogs and video games and Family Guy episodes and Guitar Hero and cool people!

She smiles looking really proud of herself, she's giddy and fidgeting about, but really trying to control herself.

Karsyn - Oh yeah, and there is cake too.

Karsyn reaches up on her tip toes and gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Karsyn - Do you like?

[psycholukeguy]

Luke looks quite shocked at everything. That is until he walks over to the cake and shoves his finger into it, taking a decent chunk of frosting and then licking it off.

Kenzie: Just cause you're used to licking white creamy stuff off of your fingers doesn't mean you have to show us your skill.

Luke: I could've swore you were the one that taught me. Oh that's right, it doesn't get on your fingers, it gets on your face.

He licks his finger, marking a point down in mid air for himself.

Luke: Well thanks guys. This is pretty fucking cool. I thought I'd have to go out and do stuff on my own and then regret it later by saying "I can't believe I'm paying for sex on my birthday!" and the such. But if you tell me there's a pony in the backyard I'll completely melt.

Karsyn: No, I'm sorry....there's no pony.

Luke snaps his fingers and shrugs.

Luke: Ah well, there's always next year. I'm feeling pretty old now.

Kenzie just shoots him a quick glare and he smirks.

Luke: Well tell me this. Isn't it technically considered breaking in since I haven't actually gotten you a key yet Karsyn? Breaking into my house and setting up a party....without pin the tail on the donkey! What kind of people are you?!

[innocentpenguin]

Karsyn giggles a little bit.

Karsyn - Well I suppose it could. But I think you really just want to see me in hand cuffs. If that's the case, then you are going to spoil your present later.

She gives him a wink.

Karsyn - Besides if you didn't want people breaking in....then you shouldn't trust them with Aaron.

Kenzie - Which reminds me....you have a window in the back that's broken....

Karsyn - Like I said...you shouldn't trust us with Aaron.

Luke just looks at her.

Karsyn - We had to use SOMEBODY as a battering-ram.

Kenzie - And with what should come as no surprise....we didn't even have to do anything....he pretty much did it on his own.

[z0mbi3]

Aaron stumbled away from the crowd of "new guys" he was bullshitting with.. And stumbled not because he was drunk, but because he still had some cobwebs from breaking in the window while Karsyn was unlocking the door in the front.. That sparked a pretty interesting conversation between everyone.

Aaron/
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FGT!"

Aaron bear hugged Luke... Luke of course was all weirded out like.

Psycho Luke/
"Ah.... ah.... yeah.. thanks buddy... OKAY LET GO BEFORE I SMACK YOU!"

Aaron backed up a little and scratched his head.. a few shards of glass fell out of his hair.

Aaron/
"Oh... about that... I was like.. Checking out your backyard.. It's cool and all.. But then like... Your window and I got into a little bit of an agruement.. he was all like.. 'bitch you're one kooky mother fucker because you look all bloody like.. like you just had your period' and then I was like.. dude... Guys don't have periods.. and then your window disagreed with me and said I might as well have a vagina because I'm so hormonal. . and then I just proved window right because I butted my head in... Then I helped myself in because I seen Mr. Fridge and I was kinda hungry.. THANK YOU MR. FRIDGE!"

Everyone stared at Aaron for a second or two... They weren't quite sure if he had anything to drink...... It was always hard with that man.

[twilight725]

Sky looked over and seen Luke and Aaron and the othr partiers talking so she grinned and skipped over. She just stood by and raised her eyebrow at Aaron and his "story telling"

Sky-Oh just perfect...you're talkin to windows now too?! What the fuck?! Its always something!!!

Sky just rolled her eyes and shook her head...She got a disgusted look and started peeling off cobwebs off Aarons face...She then shooki them off her hand and tried to clean her hand on Aaron..just getting her had covered in blood..She groaned before turning her attention to Luke.

Sky-*signaling to the new people* Look at all the ass kissers who have shown up here....HAPPY effing BIRTHDAY fucker! Seriously...I had this awesome Idea of having Karsyn jump out of a hot dog cake or something just for you...but NOOOOOO...She would be too shy to do that for you in front of all of these people...You know..I still think it could be a good idea...BUT DONT KILL ME!! It was just a thought..

Sky looked at her hand again and just shrugged and whipped the blood of on the back of her jeans...She was pretty much used to it.

Sky-Oh and if we sing Happy Birthday...I will sing it in my "native tongue" for you...just so you know how special you are.

Sky just grinned a nice pretty smile at Luke...She was being as nice as she could be.

[z0mbi3]

Aaron stood there with a weird face.. So did everyone else as they stared at Sky blinking. Karsyn had her eyes narrowed and Luke wasn't quite impressed either... Aaron could tell he was going to have to be an ice breaker..... Sort of.

Stitch3s/
"iN YoUR NaTIvE TonGue? AARoN... GO GeT THe RaZoR BlAdEs BeFoRe ShE STArTs SpEaKinG StUPiD... TheN MaYbe WE CaN Go BoBbinG for BoDy ParTS?"

Aaron looked at Stitches and giggled before turning to Luke and Karsyn/Kenzie who were also cracking up... Aaron turned around and headed for the kitchen.. Maybe he was really serious?

Luke/
"Wow I havent seen a good old dog shaving in a long time!"

He paused about halfway there in Lukes living room and turned around with his finger innocently placed on his lip.

Aaron/
"What about a skinning!? THAT COULD BE SO FUN!"

Sky gasped a second and couldn't believe it... But Aaron turned around the corner before she could even really say anything... He came back with an electric meat carver and cackled maniacally like he was going to carve some Sky stew... But he walked to far and the cord got yanked out of the wall... Everyone sighed in disappointment as Aaron walked up to the group with his head hunched down.

Aaron/
"Awwwww, I'm sorry, baby... I really didn't mean it."

Sky sighed... She guessed she could forgive him.. She went to hug him but out of nowhere Aaron's right arm flew back way behind his head and *BAP!* she flew over the couch and landed on the back of her head with her feet flopped way up in the air. Aaron looked around all suspicious like.. As if his socials teacher was going to come into the room and yell at him.. But nothing happened.

Aaron/
"I... I don't know what got into Stitches there...... No idea at all."

[kenzie]

Kenzie looks around laughing hysterically.

Kenzie - POW! Right in the kisser!

[psycholukeguy]

Luke just shrugs and head over to the alcohol, grabbing a bottle of Jagermeister and starting to down it.

Luke: Oh snap, we totally need wine glasses....so then we can be sophisticated and drink with our pinky's out. Cause that's what people do with wine glasses right?

Sky starts groaning from behind the couch making Luke tweek out.

Luke: Damn....zombies are real. But I have a carpet! We can roll her up and throw her in the lake.

He walks over and notices that she totally is laying in the plate of nachos that was once on the table and is now positioned under her like a gooey cheesy blanket.

Luke: You.....bitch! Aaron quick, get that fucking meat cleaver!

[z0mbi3]

Stitches almost dragged Aaron over to the meat carver that he dropped earlier in an excited panic.

Stitches/
"Chillie, chillie, chillie, chille! VOODOO CHILLIEEEEEE!"

Aaron eyes were googled as Stitches picked up the meat carver with his little hands... He'd probably be grinning pretty big if he could.

Aaron scratched his head and looked around a little.

Aaron/
"Extension cords? Anyone? Anyone? I'll give you all my loose change."

[psycholukeguy]

Luke points down a hallway and starts yelling.

Luke: Down the hall! Last door on the left! Closet! Cords in there! Grab now!

Aaron salutes him and runs off...not before tripping, to find the extension cords. Luke turns to Karsyn with a sad look on his face.

Luke: What are we gonna do? There's no more nachos....I can't have a birthday party without nachos! Nacho's are awesome! We need nachos! Karsyn! Do something!

[innocentpenguin]

Karsyn looks around and looks at Sky who has just made a total mess of her party.

Karsyn - Well if that bitch would stop sticking ass where it doesn't belong we would have a bunch of nachos right now. I know she's kind of cute and everything, but they have places for people who have those kind of obsessively stalker tendencies.

Kenzie - Yeah but the security sucks.

Karsyn turns her head and looks at Kenzie who just shakes her head and holds her hand up in the 'don't ask' motion.

Karsyn - Well...I suppose if Aaron makes chili out of her then we could just scoop it up. I've never had dog meat before, but I hear it's a delicacy in other countries.

[donner]

The party may have hit a rough spot, but there was one guy who was sure he could turn things around. As the various goings on continue Donner sneaks a cd into the stereo and turns the volume all the way up. Suddenly everyone's ears are assaulted by the sound of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson. As the party goers search for the one responsible, Donner comes sliding into the spotlight. As the music plays he begins to dance.

He isn't laughing or doing it to be funny, but is extremely serious as he whirls around the floor. He lunges out at Luke with both arms extended as if to say " ta da" but instead says "Happy Birthday Boss!"

The music continues playing as he thrusts his hips toward Kenzie, then continues dancing, thrusting his hips toward Masters. He then get's right in Sky's face as he now sings along, screaming "Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?"

Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse he breaks out the moonwalk, even slightly lowering his fedora as he does it. Finally he tops it all off with one last move and another "Happy Birthday Boss!"

[jroc]

J just looks back shaking his head at Donner's "performance"

J-Roc: oh hell no he didn't. somebody shoot that muther fucker right now.

[psycholukeguy]

Luke: Everyone calm down calm down. Now, what I wanna know....is.....can you spin on your head. Lets see a good old fashioned spinaroonie right fuckin now. Wait....we need to record this shit for the record books.

Luke runs off and soon comes back with a video camera.

Luke: Alright bitches, this is going down. Live at Luke's palace....it's the official Donner Spinaroonie. But wait. Before attempting this act he must consume this bottle of vodka and this bottle of milk. Can he do it? Lets find out. Donner....are you ready?!

[donner]

Donner looks around as suddenly all eyes were on him. He thought to himself, "Dammit I'm too good of a dancer, why did I have to show off like that?"

He looks around and can see everyone wants him to accept the challenge.

Donner: Well I guess I could. I mean I know I can spin on my head. I'm an incredible dancer. But drinking the vodka and milk first, I don't know.

Psycho Luke: Come on! Do it!

The crowd seemed to agree so Donner goes for it. He drinks the vodka and rather slowly at that. He then gulps down the milk. He gags a few time and wobbles over to the center of the floor. He attempts the move and falls a couple of times, before finally actually hitting it, but only for a split second. He then falls out and proceeds to vomit a gallon. Some laugh, others look away in disgust.

Donner: Oh my god, I think something's wrong with me. Seriously I may have alcohol poisoning here!

He continues gagging his face a mixture of fear and nausea.