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Post by z0mbi3 on Feb 3, 2009 3:23:56 GMT -5
Aaron comes back with an extension cord all proud of himself.
Aaron/ "I GOT IT! I GOT THE EXTENSION CORD! I FOUND IT UNDER ALL OF THE....."
Aaron glances at Karsyn a second and then back to Luke.
Aaron/ "NEVERMINNNNNNNNNNND!"
Aaron went and plugged it into the wall and then looked at Donner as he was dry heaving and cocked an eyebrow at him.. Aaron ran over to the fridge while casually shooting glances back at him... He runs into the center of the room next to Donner with a pickle jar in his hand and forces it open. He digs his hand into the pickle jar.. Which is disgusting in itself.. And whips out a pickle before he kneels down next to dry heaving man.
Aaron/ "Pickles smell great! Don't you think!?"
He shoved the pickle in Donner's face causing him to regurgitate just a little bit more lovely inner fluids. Aaron stared down at it in wonder as everyone else winced.. Aaron patted him on the back and smiled all big.
Aaron/ "Didn't think so!"
Aaron dipped the end of the pickle into the food Donner decided he wanted to throw on Lukes floor because apparently he didn't want it that bad... Good man.. good man.. He rubbed the pickle from one end to the other and ran over to Sky who was still out cold and kneeled next to her.
Aaron/ "Sky! SKY! .... You gotta try this! Since you fucked up our nacho's you gotta be the taste tester! So open wide!"
Stitches gladly pinched Skys nose closed.. Not that he needed to.. Her mouth was already wide open.. Aaron placed the pickle in there and grinned before he let go of her nose and stood up.
Aaron/ "So.... How's it taste? Stingy? To much salt? Little less acid? .... The liquid not the Joel."
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Post by psycholukeguy on Feb 3, 2009 8:51:11 GMT -5
Luke looks down at the vomit on the floor shaking his head. Luke: So I guess that means no spinaroonie. Well damnit. He throws the video camera across the room, it shatters against the wall as he gets more booze to drink. Luke: So somebody needs to clean this puke up because I don't want it staining my carpet. Karsyn! Karsyn quickly walks over to him. Karsyn: Um...I'm not cleaning that up so don't even ask. Luke: Oh I wasn't. I was gonna tell you to make Sky clean it up. Karsyn: But she's pretty out of it.... Luke: Well then I guess you're just gonna have to put on a cute little maid outfit and a french accent and clean that shit up. Wee wee?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Feb 3, 2009 9:05:02 GMT -5
Karsyn swings her arm and hits Luke in the chest. Karsyn - You shush with that nonsense right now mister. Besides I'm pretty sure you can afford to have a cleaning service come in and clean up afterwards. Luke - But that's no fun. Karsyn - Fine you want her to clean it up? Karsyn walks over to where Sky is, she picks up Sky's limp arm and uses Sky's hand to wipe the vomit up. Karsyn - Well shucks, now her hand is dirty. Karsyn has Sky wipe her hand off on her shirt, making a complete mess out of her. She walks over and wipes her own hand on Aaron. Karsyn - Here, you can have her germs, you seem to have frequented her enough. Karsyn shudders a little bit and walks back over to Luke. She puts on her best little pouty face. Karsyn - I'm sorry that stupid people had ruin your party. But I promise I will make it up to you later. She tries to grin and pout at the same time, but it comes out more of a grin and a giggle.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Feb 3, 2009 9:25:55 GMT -5
Luke wraps his arms around her and gives her a big hug. Luke: It's not ruined deary. We just need to have the dogs put down is all. I know! We just need to get everyone drunk and watch family guy and eat hotdogs. Luke runs over to a nearby closet and grabs a bunch of cleaning stuff and cleans up the puke stain.....cleaning up puke on your birthday? Seriously....what's wrong with this picture? Luke: Damn Donner, what the fuck did you eat? He shudders and shakes his head after picking up all the crap. He finally grabs a leash and walks over handing it to Aaron. Luke: Take your dog outside Aaron. She's making a mess all over. And everyone else needs to get fuckin drunk....my birthday, my orders! And finally he flops down onto the couch ready to watch family guy on his big screen, with his bottle of alcohol. Luke: Karsyn, come hither and sit. He slaps the couch beside him, waiting for Karsyn to run over and sit.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Feb 3, 2009 9:54:14 GMT -5
Karsyn grins and walks over to the couch sitting down and cuddling up next to Luke stealing his bottle and taking a drink and handing it back to him. He just looks at her his jaw dropped. Luke - You....you just.... Karsyn - You shush or I'm going to completely steal that bottle. Luke - But... Karsyn grabs the bottle from him and takes another drink. Luke - Well if your gonna do that, then your gonna have to take your sexy ass over there and get me another one. Karsyn - Say please. (she giggles) Luke - Your gonna be sayin please later. He gives her a wink and she just shakes her head. She gets up and heads over getting him a fresh bottle sitting down on his lap. Karsyn - There better?
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Post by psycholukeguy on Feb 3, 2009 10:01:50 GMT -5
He shakes his head making her pout. Karsyn: Why not? Luke: Well you still have clothes on. She smacks him. Karsyn: You just have to wait for that present. And I would never take my clothes off if there were other people in the room. Luke: Unless there was a pole in the room? She hits him again harder. Karsyn (whispering): Shut up! Luke: Oh I'm just picking on you, relax. He gives her a kiss on the cheek and a big hug before taking another drink of his fresh bottle.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Feb 4, 2009 5:04:36 GMT -5
Aaron walked back into the house and looked around at everyone just chilling out. He walked over to Tweeks and Kenzie with a big ol smirk on his face.
Kenzie/ "So what did you do with Sky?"
Aaron/ "Ah, I tied her to a tree.. She's not going anywhere."
Aaron stood there all proud of himself.
Kenzie/ "I hope you know if it was me....I'd have your ass lit up so fast you'd think you were a fucking firecracker"
Aaron got all google eyed and turned around to look at his ass and then back at Kenzie as Tweeks was standing there giggling some.
Aaron/ "Well, I guess it wasn't you then! That's good to know... but uh..."
Aaron whiped some of the vomit off of his shirt and whiped it on Kenzie.. Kenzies face turned all pale and white as she stood in place in shock.
Aaron/ "Yeah, your sister tried using me as a human napkin... But I didn't want it, so I figured since you're family and all you wouldn't mind sharing."
Aaron giggled a little bit and walked off down the hall.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Feb 4, 2009 5:12:31 GMT -5
Luke watches on as Aaron disappears down the hallway. Luke: Where the fuck is he going? Oh that fucker! He's probably going after my fireworks! Luke jumps off the couch and bolts down the hallway, tackling Aaron just before he can get into the small storage room containing the fireworks. Aaron: Ahhh rape! RAAAAAAAPPPPEEEEE!!!! Luke: No I wouldn't do that. I don't wanna tread the path Sky has walked. Luke gets up and walks into the room. Luke: Damn I forgot how many of these things I had. Oooh bottle rockets. It could be a fun day. And paintball guns! Holy shit I forgot I had these things. Aaron you tied Sky to a tree right? Lets give her a special tye dye t-shirt present. Luke grabs a couple paint ball guns as Aaron grabs a huge box of fireworks, they then walk outside to do only god knows what to the surrounding area.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Feb 4, 2009 5:37:05 GMT -5
Aaron drops the box of fireworks and digs into his jeans pocket as he whips out a zippo and grabs a bottle rocket out of the box.. He shoves it into his hoodie and takes a handfull of firecrackers before also shoving them into one of his pockets. Aaron looks at Luke and smirks.
Aaron/ "Yeah, but I have something I must do."
He giggles a little bit as he strolls away and approaches Tweeks and Kenzie who are sitting face away from him on Lukes couch. Aaron stands there like a bit of a creeper for a moment as he stares at the back of their heads looking from Tweeks back to Kenzie back to Tweeks again and he smiles innocently. He creeps up behind Tweeks and whips his shirt over his face and smacks Tweeks bare stomach before reaching into his pocket and whipping out his bottle rocket.. He somehow manages to light it with one hand and shove it straight into Tweeks's pants... At the same time Kenzie is all freaking out and is just about to go dig the bottle rocket out of Tweeks pants but it is to late... It fires up and wings around inside his pants as if he had a possessed dildo flying around in there... Which we all don't doubt has happened to Kenzie one or more times..
Tweeks/ "AH! ROCKET MAN IS IN MY PANTS!!!"
All you hear is a loud whistling pop as Tweeks winces in pain and shrivles up in the corner of the couch.
Luke/ "YOU BETTER HAVE NOT SINDGED THE FABRIC!"
Kenzie/ "TWEEKNESS!"
Aaron cocks his head to the side and giggles/
Aaron/ "Tweekness!? Haha, wut? I think you mean Tweekless now!"
Kenzies sat there cradling her Tweekness as Aaron whipped out the firecrackers and threw Kenzie them as well as the lighter before he laughed a little. Kenzie was about to kill him before Tweeks snapped out of it and looked over grinning at Aaron all wide eyed... He might as well be phoaming at the mouth because he was going to fucking kill Aaron now. A pale look shot across Aarons face as the two met eyes... Tweeks jumped over the couch like a crazy fucking shit monkey and chased Aaron out the door as Aaron was screaming "FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKMUFFINS!!!" Kenzie quickly scurried off of the couch and ran outside to see Tweeks sitting on top of Aarons head as he was twisting Aarons ankle as Aaron was shrieking like a little girl. Sky was sitting there next to the tree Aaron had tied her too hysterically laughing.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Feb 4, 2009 5:46:10 GMT -5
Luke, hearing the mini explosions from outside was definently worried about his couch. The hell with the safety of people, he will be damned if he has to try fitting another fuckin' couch through that tiny ass front door. His goal of making a pinball pincusion out of Sky was slightly put on hold as Aaron comes bailing out of the house on a dead sprint screaming "Uncle! Uncle!". Tweeks slightly trying to run after him but holding his groin. He looks down at his paintball gun and chuckles. Luke: Well ol' rusty, I guess it's zombie season. He takes aim and shoots Aaron precisely in the leg, instantly haulting his dead sprint and making him fall face first into a pile of mud. Luke: Ted Nugent ain't got shit on me. He raises his gun up to his mouth, blowing on the tip like in the good old westerns. Luke: You give me a cowboy hat and a badge and I'd be the meanest sherriff they'd ever sawed. Aaron: Ahhh, what the hell man? What the hell was that for? Damnit! This stings! How does paint hurt so much?! Damnit I hate you! I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU!!! He reaches into his pocket and grabs another fire cracker, throwing it at Luke and plugging his ears waiting for it to go off...that is until he realized he didn't light it. Aaron: Damnit! Quick, throw that back here!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Feb 4, 2009 5:54:03 GMT -5
Tweeks was standing next to Kenzie as Aaron was in the middle of Lukes lawn.. Luke looked down at the firecracker and shook his head. He picked it up and turned his back to Aaron and then threw it back to Aaron as the firecracker popped next to his face.
Aaron/ "AH!! AHH! YOU TRYING TO PUT MY EYE OUT!? Seriously, man! What's the deal!? Wait... I could be a zombie pirate! Quick! Tweeks! Yank on my ankle again! Just a little harder and pull it off so I can say shiver me timbers!"
Aaron looked over at Luke and jumped up to his feet before stumbling around a little.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Feb 4, 2009 5:57:13 GMT -5
Luke just shakes his head. Luke: You could never be a pirate. First of all they wouldn't trust you with a knife. And if you had a wooden leg it'd be lodged in Sky's vagina, too deep to get back out. I mean I guess you could go Sky diving for it...but I don't think it's worth the risk in all honesty.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Feb 4, 2009 6:02:23 GMT -5
Sky was a little bit offended.. But couldnt help but laugh... Aaron narrowed his expression and stomped over to Luke and yanked his paintball gun out of his hand before aiming it at Sky and shooting her right in the shoulder. Aaron giggled as she "Fucking owed!" and yelled her "latin" at Aaron.
Aaron/ "What... You couldn't have all the fun.."
Aaron looked over at Tweeks and Kenzie again.. Wondering again why they haven't shot him to the moon yet... Aaron aimed at Tweeks and shot him again before dropping the paintball gun in the mud and diving over the bushes into the neighboors yard.. Which was probably a bad idea because all you could hear on the other side was Aaron crying like a little girl as rottweilers seemed to be tearing him a new asshole.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Feb 4, 2009 6:14:41 GMT -5
Luke smirks and chuckles a little to himself as he walks over to the bushes. Luke: That was pretty professional like. I can tell you've went diving into bushes before. Aaron: Hey.........................................fuck off! Luke: Well I guess I can see your point. If Kenzie and Tweeks produced offspring then it would be the end of the world. Me knocking up Kenna was bad enough....but Kenzie and Tweeks.....forget about it. Just cut me off right here, I don't want to live in a world overruled by little animalistic demons spawned from the sacred womb of the damned.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Feb 4, 2009 7:18:45 GMT -5
By now Karsyn has been left alone long enough to have disappeared quietly into the hallway of Luke's house. She'd rummaged around until she found what else.....a hotdog launcher. Karsyn giggled and ran to the fridge and grabbed a package of hotdogs. Loading up the launcher she causally walked outside looking around trying to determine her first target. Karsyn had her aim on the back of Luke's head, a grin plastered across her face. But just as she was about to squeeze the trigger. Aaron comes lunging over the bushes. Her attention suddenly turned and before she knew it a hotdog was flying and splattered itself right across Aaron's face. She couldn't help but giggle. Karsyn - Aaron has weiner face.
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