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Post by kenzie on Feb 9, 2009 3:54:21 GMT -5
They get out of the car and head inside. Walking through the doors of Walmart was like walking into a portal to hell. The vents in the ceiling sound like demons taunting you...."you'll never leave!" The people inside are even worse! They pass the 217 year old door greeter...and there...sitting in the practically glowing pick cardboard boxes sat a little bag of heaven.....heaven in the form of a little candy. Kenzie literally took off running grabbing a bag and clutching it to her chest. Tweeks walks over and looks at her. She giggles ripping the bag open and pulling out a tiny piece of candy.
Kenzie - Hugs...I love these damn little things!
Ripping the foil off she pops on into her mouth.
Kenzie - Okay...now...I think my side mission is over, we can go back to the main quest.
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Post by theanti on Feb 10, 2009 2:32:36 GMT -5
He stared at the candy she held and continued to walk into the store. Kenzie is looking at everything with wide eyes, but Tweeks seems to know what he wants. He spots the hardware sign and walks in that direction. Grabbing a basket that was sitting next to a random black bench, he goes down the paint aisle. He grabs a can of white and black paint, a roller, and two tin trays. Kenzie is admiring the paint samples debating if they would look good on a car or night. Macaroni looking orange? Maybe.
Tweeks/// Let's get this shit on the road sweetcheaks!
He slaps her ass hard and she smirks some dropping all the paint samples she was holding onto the floor and they make their way to the self checkout.
======We cut about an hour and a half ahead of time=======
We see Tweeks and Kenzie sitting right by some big spotlights. Both having a bunch of paint all over their clothes and hands. They are both smirking at one another obviously getting in a fight with the paint a few times. Tweeks pulls out his cell phone and scrolls through the contacts and presses "Send" on Karsyn's name.
Tweeks/// Hey Kar, I need you to drive down I-52 and look up about 2 miles out. What do you mean why? You question me ...but you don't question the fact you put a hot dog loving dude put his hot dog in you? Weirdo. Just do it alright?! Okay thanks.
He hung up the phone and looked at Kenz.
Tweeks/// I did this way better then you could of thought I was going to do it, and the whole fucking world can read it now.
They sat and waited for Karsyn drive down the interstate.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Feb 10, 2009 2:42:25 GMT -5
Karsyn was in the car driving down the interstate like Tweeks had told her to do. Luke had given her a funny ass look when she was leaving, but he was too caught up trying to shoot Aaron in the ass on Gears via Xbox Live. Looking out the window she figured she was getting close to where Tweeks had told her to be. Figuring to see them on the side of the road...maybe they hit a deer or something...but....that was not the case. Getting frusterated about to reach for her phone to call him back, her eyes locked on a big billboard. Her foot slammed on the breaks. Luckily no one was behind her, not that it would have mattered. She was too focused on the message written across it. Karsyn pulled the car off onto the shoulder and got out. Tweeks and Kenzie were still in the same place when they'd called her.
Karsyn - YOU MARRIED MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!
There it was....in big giant letters across the billboard.....'I MARRIED YOUR SISTER BITCH!' There it was...for the whole world to see....or at least anyone driving down this particular interstate anyway.
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Post by theanti on Feb 10, 2009 2:44:39 GMT -5
Tweeks and Kenzie stood on the billboard walking and Kenz hid behind Tweeks some. He smiled down at her and gave a big thumbs up.
Tweeks/// FUCK YEAH!
It was all he needed to say and it was all that needed to be said. They got hitched ...about time in most peoples mind. About time.
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