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Post by theanti on Feb 6, 2009 1:58:00 GMT -5
Loud shouting as a front door slammed shut, we see Tweeks and Kenzie standing there. Kenz is wearing a slight smirk and trying not to laugh as Tweeks looks back at the door like he just fought a lion. Looking at Kenzie he's ready to bolt the fuck out of there.
Wow the place was huge and the door looked like it could be the front door of the White House. It would and should be intimidating to most people. But that wasn't nearly what was frightening Tweeks. Oh no, you have no idea.
Kenzikins/// Wow, that went better then I thought. I was almost certain that you were going to get shot.
He was still in awe, staring at the door trying to muster the words.
Tweeks/// Did you see the look in her eyes?! She was ready to strangle me! I swear it! Oh my god! That fucking bitch is scary...
Kenzikins/// Oh believe me Tweekness ...you never had to live with here. You do not know what scary is. A household with Makenna and ...mother.
She shutters at the thought and Tweeks looks like he hasn't heard a word she has said. He's watching the door almost waiting for it to swing open and a shotgun to be pointed at his face.
Tweeks/// Do you think this means we can't come to the family reunion?
Kenzie let out a laugh at the thought.
Kenzikins/// Family reunion? You've met my family ...and you still think we have family reunions? You are sadly mistaken.
Tweeks/// But I mean ...what if this leads to a Dr.Phil episode where the mom thinks the boy is a horrible mess and the worst influence ever! I don't want to be that boy Kenzikins. I don't want to be that guy that the parents hate and think is the ruiner of all things! I DON'T!
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Post by kenzie on Feb 6, 2009 2:50:11 GMT -5
Kenzie tries not to laugh at him. But it was getting REALLY hard. He stood there just so bewildered. She turned around and plopped herself on the porch swing, her feet dangling, the tips of her toes just barely grazing the porch.
Kenzie - Tweekness believe me, there is no way she is going to think you are the ruiner of all things. I was ruined to her a long time ago when I wouldn't be like Kenna. She may say it's your fault, but believe me, I have years of proof that it is infact not.
Kenzie looks behind her into the front window, her mothers house had anything and everything you could ever want....all high end, you constantly felt like you were the dirtiest and cheapest thing inside. Usually, you were made to feel that way as well. Unless you were good ol mom or Kenna that is.
Kenzie - Did I ever tell you about the one and only time my mom entered me in a pagent when I was really little?
Suddenly that had Tweeks attention.
Kenzie - Yeah....she forced me...and yes I mean physically forced me into this fluffy pink dress, it had sparkles and shit. Something that is obviously my style. Anyway, she turned around for a minute, and before she knew it, I had found my way outside and was running around stark ass naked holding the dress behind me letting it catch and rip and get all dirty.
Kenzie giggles a little bit.
Kenzie - She was sooooooo embarassed she wouldn't take me anywhere for a good year. I think that was the moment she realized there was no hope. So this.....
Kenzie motions between her and Tweeks, giving him a smile.
Kenzie - This isn't the final straw. That was drawn years ago. But don't think you are alone, you aren't the only one she doesn't like, she doesn't like me much either. But it's fun as hell to torment her.
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Post by theanti on Feb 6, 2009 3:00:10 GMT -5
He smiled at her, feeling a whole lot better. This house was the fucking ruiner. This life was the fucking ruiner.
Tweeks/// You always know what to say whether you want to admit it or not love. I guess I just want approval from the fam ...ya know? I might be fucking whack as shit, but doesn't change the fact that I want to be accepted by them too. But if they don't want to even accept you, the greatest fucking person in the world ...then fuck them all.
He smiled and it brought a huge grin to her face as she slightly rocked back forth now, biting down on her tongue slightly.
Tweeks/// So lets burn the building down, have a huge feeling she jacked my red stapler.
He pulls out a book of matches in his pocket and pulls a match out.
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Post by kenzie on Feb 6, 2009 3:08:11 GMT -5
Kenzie grins all wide like and giggles. She grabs a hold of his hand and drags him off the porch and around to the side of the house.
Kenzie - I've got an even better idea.
She winks at him smiling and leads him to the back of the house. Making sure her mom isn't anywhere within view she lifts one of the windows up and climbs in.
Kenzie - Give me just a minute and I'll be right back.
Leaning her head out the window she licks his nose and disappears into the house. A minute or two later she comes rushing back tossing a duffle bag out the window almost hitting Tweeks in the head. She climbs out and they both walk back towards the front and back up the porch. Kenzie dumps the bag out into a pile and kneels down by the stuff. Tweeks looks down at the pile of shit. Dresses, sashes, photos all sorts of her mothers most prized possessions, (other than money of course) MaKenna's pagent memories, and her mothers. Kenzie looks up and grins.
Kenzie - Send your junk to us and we will melt it down into an even bigger pile of junk and send you cash! Want to do the honors?
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Post by theanti on Feb 6, 2009 3:17:00 GMT -5
He smirked and picks up a dress putting it on over his head. His eyes are lit up with joy. Things to burn that will cause harm to someone that doesn't like him. Oh yes ...sounds like another day at the factory. He glances at Kenzie and extends the matches out to her.
Tweeks/// You deserve to do them ...far more then I do ma'am. You have a damn good reason to do it. I just have a damn good reason to watch with a smile.
She takes the matches from him and takes one out.
Kenzikins/// What do I burn first?
Tweeks/// Whatever will melt into gold and we can sell ...have you ever been bankrupt before? If so we could be in a COMMERCIAL! TURN YOUR SHIT TO GOLD! Anyways ...um do the photos. Those pictures are worth a thousand thoughts of sluts doing their best to be perfect! When you the black sheep of this family are perfection at it's fucking finest.
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Post by kenzie on Feb 6, 2009 6:22:49 GMT -5
Kenzie looks up at him and just giggles. She shakes her head and picks up one of the pictures. It was her mom and MaKenna standing together after Kenna had just won one of her several pageants. Staring at the happy smiling faces there was a little sting inside but that quickly subsided when she struck the match and held it to the corner of the photo. As it started to burn she grinned and dropped it onto the pile of photos. Tilting her head she looked up at Tweeks and just grinned.
Kenzie - My darling, you make one hell of a pageant queen I must say.
Kenzie leans down and grabs one of the sashes and puts it over his head. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a sharpie and starts writing on it. "World's Best Hussy" she giggles a little bit having run out of room except for a small space on his shoulder for her to write very small "band". She puts the sharpie back in her pocket and grabs a tiara off the floor and puts it on her own head.
Kenzie - I think your ensemble is perfect Tweekness.
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Post by theanti on Feb 6, 2009 18:13:24 GMT -5
He smiles and acts as if he is in front of the academy.
Tweeks/// I want to thank god for this. If it wasn't for me not believing in his presence, I wouldn't have as many laughs in my life. I want to thank mom, for completely under appreciating me to the point of where it forced me to do this just to make her somewhat be proud of me. I would like to thank father, for sticking it to mom, and leaving her sorry ass after he realized he fucked up and put his seed in her ...oh what a shame father. But most importantly I want to thank Kenzikins.
She gets a little grin as the fire in front of her is starting to burn out to just ashes.
Tweeks/// If it wasn't for her, I would never nearly feel like I had to wear dresses. And now I feel oh so comfortable in my own skin and her moms dresses!
He seems even gayer then usual. How lovely ...fucking faggot
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Post by kenzie on Feb 9, 2009 1:08:41 GMT -5
Kenzie wipes the pretend tears from her eyes. She walks down a couple steps and pulls out some of the fake flowers in the yard her mother always put out during the winter. She hands them over to Tweeks. Kenzie places her hands over her chest and looks at him.
Kenzie - You know...Tweekness....I know you really mean that, I am so touched. That is why I know you will be Worlds Greatest Hussy. You stand for so much....you obviously blew away Mr. Gnome of there....he stood no chance of competing with you.
She lets out a giggle and plops down on the porch again looking at some of the......well....crap still remaining. She looks up at him with a grin.
Kenzie - Big fire now?
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Post by theanti on Feb 9, 2009 1:32:36 GMT -5
He gives her a weak smile and takes off the dress tossing it onto the other shit. He plops down next to her and looks at everything.
Tweeks/// Whatever you want to do love. This is your past and your families past sitting in a clump in the yard. Everything that is sitting there has made you a fucking awesome person whether it seemed like it then or not.
The matches where in her hand again. He grabs them and takes out a single match and holds it up in between them.
Tweeks/// Should we burn this shit to ashes and let your mom bitch and moan for like forever about how you were the bad daughter? Or do something else? We did already pretty much ruin any hope she had of you turning out to be someone normal with what we told her today?
The match sat there in between his pointer finger and his thumb. She was eying it and Tweeks, debating a slight bit ...or not.
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Post by kenzie on Feb 9, 2009 1:44:27 GMT -5
Kenzie looks at the stuff on the ground a little bit.
Kenzie - To my surprise we only put one of her feet in the grave with that one.
She looks up at him.
Kenzie - I accepted a long time ago, that I would never be accepted by her. As long as I had my dad and Evan I would be fine. And for the longest time I was, but some part of me always did....just once to have a fraction of the affection she has for Kenna. And I hate that. I hate that I wanted that, and still do in some way. All of this stuff has made me who I am, which I am glad for. I can't imagine being anything like Kenna.
Kenzie lays her head on Tweeks shoulder staring at the pile of stuff for a couple minutes.
Kenzie - Maybe we should just go.....
Tweeks gets up and holds his hand out helping Kenzie to her feet. She takes a couple more seconds to look at the crap. Being out in the dirt of the outside world would surely do enough to upset her mom. Kenzie gave a shrug and the two started to walk off. About half way down the drive way Kenzie stops and looks at Tweeks.
Kenzie - Oh who the hell am I kidding....
Kenzie grabs the matches out of her pocket and runs back up to the pile. She strikes one of the matches and lights the rest of them dropping them on the pile of dresses and everything else. She grins as everything quickly goes up in flame. Walking back over to Tweeks with a huge grin on her face she gives him an innocent look.
Kenzie - Sure as hell isn't going to hurt me any.
They start walking down the drive way again towards the car they left parked along the street.
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Post by theanti on Feb 9, 2009 2:03:50 GMT -5
They got in the car and he puts the key in the ignition. Set Your Goals "Work In Progress" starts over the cd player and Tweeks looks over at Kenzie.
Tweeks/// So how do we go about telling Karsyn? You know she is going to be upset that she couldn't even be there. I'm not worried about her freaking out on me. More so you.
He gave her a smile, she knew he was right.
Tweeks/// She's going to flip for a second on you and you fucking know it.
Laughing a bit at her.
Tweeks/// So do we do it now?
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Post by kenzie on Feb 9, 2009 2:21:39 GMT -5
She looked at him a little bit shaking her head.
Kenzie - Well....she can't get too mad....I didn't get TOO mad over her and Luke....not in front of her anyway......
Kenzie bites her lip and grins remembering the aftermath when it was just her and Tweeks. There was yelling....freaking out....and a few things got broken. But she calmed down eventually. Kenzie lets out a sigh and sinks a little further into her seat.
Kenzie - Ug your right....she's gonna be pissed. Very pissed....not as pissed as mommy dearest....but upset.....We'll have to bring her a present. Presents fix everything.
Looking out the window Kenzie started to think. Before looking back at Tweeks.
Kenzie - We've already told mom....so the worst is basically over. So, if we make a pit stop at a bakery and get Karsyn a cupcake....then I think we could do it......we just gotta make sure it's a damn good cupcake.
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Post by theanti on Feb 9, 2009 2:52:05 GMT -5
He laughed and shook his head pulling out of the drive way and drives down the road.
Tweeks/// So a really, really good cupcake? Do you really think that's going to do the trick? I mean she does look like a girl you would find on myspace trying to hang out with a bunch of bands. So I imagine she would love cupcakes ...but is that really going to change the fact that we did it right under her nose in Vegas while she was sneaking around with Luke and shit?
She gave him a glare about the whole Luke thing again. He got the look on his face once more when he got thrown out of Kenzie's moms house ...afraid.
Tweeks/// What?! It's not like I brought up them having sex.
She smacked his arm and he laughs.
Tweeks/// Whatever his hot dog must work for some people.
She glaring out the window now and he's just smiling trying not to laugh.
Tweeks/// I don't know though, seriously even if we tell Karsyn how are we going to tell everyone else? Eventually the whole CWF world is going to have to know what is going on with the first couple.
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Post by kenzie on Feb 9, 2009 3:13:23 GMT -5
She thought about that for a second.
Kenzie - You have a good point....well...hmm.......
Kenzie looks out the window trying to think.
Kenzie - I suppose we could always kidnap Aaron....force him into a worm costume and paint it on him.....dangle him from the rafters by a really really big fishing pole...let all the little people fishies try to gobble him and his better half Stitches up.
She continues thinking for a second.
Kenzie - Or there is always a billboard.
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Post by theanti on Feb 9, 2009 3:33:19 GMT -5
He smirked at the thought of this one. Grand idea was coming to mind with this one.
Tweeks/// You know I really like that idea. Like really, really like that idea.
She's giving him a weird eye on that one.
Kenzikins/// You are not going to buy some billboard are you?
He gives her a funny look.
Tweeks/// I might have money ...but that's not fun, that's just homosexual. That takes it up the butt and rather enjoys all the scissor action.
She gives him a gross face and laughs for a moment looking away out the window.
Tweeks/// Alright let's do this then, I got my plan and all I need is supplies ...so let's go!
He came to a sudden stop right in a Walmart parking lot.
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