Pwnzer!

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Aaron and Sky are sitting next to eachother in Aarons humble abode. Aaron and Sky are sitting next to eachother playing some sort of fighting game. Aaron keeps whipping her ass.

Aaron/
"Come on! You aren't getting any better yet!?!"

Sky/
"No... I'm video game challenged..."

Sky starts pouting. They play another round. This time however Sky is kicking his ass.

Sky/
"Oh oh oh oh! Gotcha this time bitch!"

Aaron/
"Pfftt.."

Out of no where on the game Aarons character bits Skys characters head off.

Sky/
"What! No! I Had you! AHH!"

Sky hits Aaron over top of the head with the controller. Aaron grabs his head and squints his eyes.

Aaron/
"Ouch! I'm still getting over the ladder... You know... the one you DRILLED INTO THE BACK OF MY SKULL!"

Sky/
"Awww.. I sorry..."

Aaron leans over on Sky and starts fake crying.

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Sky rolls her eyes at Aaron and considers giving him her fake sympathy but then she remembers her nice swollen lip and she pushes him off of her.

Sky-Yeah...well look at my lip! At least no one can see your damage!

Aaron-....I sorry...

Sky-I know...lets go again hoe...i had you that time...i dont know how the fuck you did it but you so cheated!!

Aaron-I did not...but ok...Im just gonna kick your ass again!

Sky-Ha Ha Ha! No way!

Sky and Aaron grabbed their controllers and began playing the game again. Sky and Aaron pressed buttons madly. At first Aaron starts kicking Skys ass.

Aaron-Gotcha bitch! What was that about you winning?!

Sky just smirked and began tapping buttons like mad. Eventually she turned it around on Aaron and wound up actually kicking his ass. She stood up and dropped her controller.

Sky-Oh yeah! Whos the bitch now?!

Aaron-You still are the bitch...

Aaron smirked and grabbed Sky pushing her back down on the couch. She glared at him.

Sky-Sore loser...

Aaron-Bitch...

Sky-Slut...

Aaron-Hoe!

Sky-Jackass!

Aaron-Skank!

Sky-Jack...Rabbit....

Aaron started laughing hysterically at Sky...she didnt know why but she just rolled her eyes and got up making sure to kick him as she did.

Sky-Im bored with this shit...What else can we do?!

Aaron-Socom!

Sky-I said I was bored with Video Games..

Aaron-ITS NAVY SEALS BITCH!

After Aaron said that he quickly ran off into some room off down the hallway. Sky just kinda stood there and waited for him...a few minutes later he came out wearing a full outfit that looked a little militaryish..He had a fake little toy gun in his hand...the kind that shoots those annoying little things out. He then remembered Sky and walked back into the room and threw her an outfit that was pretty much the same and a gun just like his. Sky eyed it for a second and then looked at Aaron he sighed and rolled his eyes before grabbing her and throwing her into the room he just came out of. He shut the door behind her and waited for her in the hallway. A few minutes later Sky came out of the room in the outfit. She didnt like it...just by the look on her face you could tell she didnt like it...Aaron just grinned at her.

Aaron-Well you are ready...

Sky-No...

Aaron-No?

Sky-Yes I said No...Im not wearing this...

Aaron-Yes you are! Its the whole point!

Sky-It makes me look like im a lesbo..Im not wearing it.

Aaron-Well as long as everyone knows you are hanging out with me you wont get called a lesbo.

Sky-Oh fuck you Aaron...fuck you...you know what..Im not goin out in this.

Sky went to go back in the room and change when Aaron grabbed her by the arm and dragged her all the way outside. Once she was out there. She sighed and realized she had no choice.

Sky-So whats the point of this game?

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Aaron chucks down his fake gun and runs over to his truck and grabs two paint ball guns. He runs over to Sky with a big smile on his face and hands her one. She drops the fake little toy.

Aaron/
"Shoot to kill bitch!!"

Sky/
"Shoot who?"

Aaron/
"Well if I see you. I shoot you... If you see me you shoot me.!"

Sky/
"Okay..."

Sky points the gun at Aarons leg and shoots him. Aaron drops to one knee and holds it in pain.

Aaron/
"Not right now!!!!"

Sky/
"I know..."

Sky gets a big ole grin on her face.

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Aaron continued to jump on his knee and he glared at Sky who was still grinning. She saw he had a meansmile on his face and she quickly ran off behind Aarons house to hide. Aaron ran back there and when he got there Sky was no where to be found. He looked around and didnt see her. He didnt know if she was still back there so he hid in the bushes to hide from her. Sky was standing on the other side of the house and she quickly walked around the front..She didnt see Aaron so she ran over to where she had been before to the back. She ddint find Aaron so she began poking around everywhere looking for him. As she was poking around She felt something hit her right on the ass. It hurt and she turned around to look. There was a big paint splater where she had been hit and Aaron jumped out of the bushes.

Aaron-Ha ha! Gotcha Bitch!!

Sky-Damn you!

Sky then lfited her gun up and aimed it right for Aarons crotch her finger was on the trigger and she was about to pull it but she moved it up a little bit right to his stomach just a little bit above and she pulled the trigger. Aaron grabbed his stomach and laughed a little though Sky knew he was in pain. She grabbed her ass a little cause that hurt and Aaron was just laughing.

Aaron-Whos the sore loser now?

Sky-Bite me bitch!

Aaron glared and walked over to Sky he stood in front of her and Sky just looked at him.

Aaron-Where you want it?

Sky-Excuse me?!

Aaron-You said Bite Me...Where do you want it?

Sky laughed and held out her arm jokingly. Aaron didnt take it as a joke and he bit her. She pulled her arm back and rubbed the spot he had bitten her.

Sky-Ow! You dick! I was joking!

Aaron-No you werent! And I saw exactly where you were gonna aim that gun before!!

Sky-You'll get over it. Now come on lets play again...Im gonna get your ass this time!

Aaron-Shit we'll be playin this all day...I am the master at this game!

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Aaron got a big grin on his face. Aarons place is kinda in the middle of the woods almost. Not to far from the community though.. Aaron jumps over the bushes and takes off without saying anything. Sky stands there and watches him she gives him a bit of a headstart... Its no fun shooting someone right off the bat... Aarons now far into the bush. He's been walking around for about 15 minutes now sneeking around. He's all walking around Solid Snake style. Suddenly Aaron is getting pelted with paintballs.

Aaron/
"Ouch! FUCK! GoD DAmNIT! OKAY! OKAY! nO! SToP! AHH! FucK You Sky!"

Sky walks out of the bush and walks towards him still firing until she hears the gun start to click... She looks at the gun and sighs. Aaron falls to the ground and rolls around a bit. He's in some pain... Aaron rolls onto his back and Sky stands over him.

Sky/
"Owned..."

Aaron/
"Oooooooooooouuuucchhhhhhhh"

Aaron starts pouting.

Sky/
"Aww... I still love you.."

Aaron/
"Oh yeah... I feel the love... In my left shoulder... the back of my neck... my back... my left ass cheek... ect..."

Sky/
"Owned..."

Aaron/
"Yeah... yeah... owned..."

Sky/
"Yeap..."

Aaron/
"You know... you look pretty sexy in that militery outfit..."

Aaron now expects to either get bitched out or stomped on..

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Sky smiled a lit bit and looked at the outfit...She knew he had to have been full of shit...She threw the gun down since it wasnt gonna do her a bit of any good and she went to sitting on Aaron. She grabbed his gun from him and place it right between his eyes.

Sky-I wonder how bad this would hurt?

Aaron-Hey! Hey! Hey! No..not there...cause some serious damage.

Sky-Meh your right theres enough damage already done...

Aaron-Right..Wait! Oh Fuck You...

Sky-Well you know...for lieing Im gonna have to get an extra shot...

Aaron-I didnt lie!

Sky stood up and kicked Aaron in teh stomach. He grabbed his stomach still obviously in a lot of pain.

Sky-Fuck you and your military outfit...

Aaron-Geez how come you cant accept a freakin compliment.

Sky-Because...In this outfit...Im sexy....right...you are insane.

Aaron-Your insane!

Sky-Oh really...wanna see how "insane" I can get.

Sky aimed Aarons gun which was still in her hand right at Aarons crotch. She just gave him an evil grin and placed her finger on the trigger debating weither or not to pull it.

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Aaron rolled his eyes.. Sky was standing just close enough... Aaron grabbed the gun with his legs and pulled it towards him yanking her with the gun. Sky almost shot the gun which would have his Aaron but she didnt. Sky fell right on Aaron. And she is now disarmed..

Aaron/
"Well... Sure I wanna see how insane you get... But not right now. And I wasnt lying about the outfit... Actually I think you look pretty good in anything."

Aaron pushes the gun over just to where she cant reach it. Because... He really doesnt trust her with anything...

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Sky lifted herself up on Aaron and looked at him. She looked over at the gun and tried to reach for it but it was out of her reach she pouted a little and then looked at Aaron. She really hadnt let it sink in what he said until that moment. She smiled.

Sky-Aww really?

Aaron-Yes really!

Sky-That makes my day!

Sky grinned and looked down at Aaron who looked at her smiling.

Sky-So...I figure now I think I wanna tell you what I want!

Aaron-About fuckin time! What the hell is it that you want?!

Sky laughed and got up off of Aaron. She stood up and put her arm out and Aaron grabbed her hand and she helped him get up. He got up a little slow and when he did Sky pulled him a hug. He grinned and hugged her back. She let go of the hug and looked at him.

Sky-Um..Well...You see...I want...Well nevermind.

Sky grinned and walked over to Aarons gun and grabbed it. She aimed it at him.

Sky-So whatcha gonna do now with no weapon?!

Aaron rolled his eyes and walked over to Sky and grabbed the gun from her and threw it across the woods not knowing where it landed. Sky just looked at him and smiled and stepped back a little until she ran into the tree behind her.

Aaron-Dont change the subject...Tell me now!

Sky-Fine! Fine! Fine! You jackass...I'll tell you...

Aaron-*grinning* Good...Now...What do you want?

Sky-Oh...you bastard...you already know...you've been playing dumb the whole time!!

Aaron-Yeah So what...I just want to hear you say it...

Sky-Dick!

Aaron-*rolling his eyes* yep I know...now come on spit it fuckin out already.

Sky-Ok! I...want you...I mean not in that sexual type of way...ok maybe...but that wont happen for a while cause Im not a little slut or nothing like that but you know what I mean...after all you already know this you are just forcing me to tell you and it kinda pisses me off but then it doesnt and now Im startin to think Im lost in the woods and then I gotta say all this and I might never get home so..

Sky continued to ramble on saying pointless shit that really didnt matter. She just kept talking and talking and talking. Aaron was just staring at her a little shocked. She just wasnt shutting up....

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Aaron blinks a few times and has that stupid "what the fuck are you trying to say?" look.

Aaron/
"Uhhh... What?"

Sky/
"What?"

Aaron/
"You've been wanting to tell me you want to get out of the woods because you think you're lost?"

And this time he's confused... He's not playing dumb. So he just pretends to understand what she said.

Aaron/
"Well I'm not lost.. And if you want to go home now thats fine."

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Sky glared at Aaron and smacked him over the head.

Sky-Oh my god! You dick!

Aaron grabbed his head and began rubbing it Sky rolled her eyes and stomped off in a direction not knowing where she was going.

Aaron-What?! What did I say?!

Sky-You werent even listening! Thats fine...I will just go home!

Aaron-Sky! Sky! Oh come on...Sky!

Sky just kept walking not knowing where she was going. As she was walking she found Aarons gun and picked it up. she turned around and took the best aim she could and shot one paintball off smacking Aaron right in the nuts with it. She threw the gun down and turned around after watching Aaron fall to the ground holding his balls. He looked up and yelled after her.

Aaron-Now..Prolly would be a good time for me to tell you...You are going the wrong way!

Sky didnt listen she just kept walking getting herself even more lost then before...She looked back at Aaron and saw he was still on the ground kicking...She was pissed off at him...Either he was playing some kind of joke on her...or he was being his jackass self and really didnt know what she was talking about..either way he deserved what he got. She just turned around and kept walking not sure weither to believe she was going the right way or not.

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After a good few minutes of rolling around... Randomly cussing... Aaron gets up and stumbles off in the direction Sky headed in. He looks around for her best he can but she's probably pretty far ahead. Aaron doesnt want to not look for her. Cause it wouldnt be right. So he keeps on walking and looking around for her. Aaron sees something in the distance and jogs towards it. Sure enough is Sky. Aaron suddenly gets pissed off out of no where and starts running at her. Sky turns around just as Aaron jumps on her and holds her down.

Aaron/
"Bitch if you wanna go lets fucking go!"

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Sky cracked up laughing and Aaron gave her a pissed off look.

Sky-Wow! I didnt know you were gonna try this hard.

Aaron-Try this hard for what?!

Sky-How many times has this happened in the woods already...3...4...

Aaron-What the fuck are you talking about?!

Sky-*rolling her eyes* Nothing...but I dont wanna go...

Aaron-Oh No! YOu do! You DO!

Sky-Awww Aaron no I dont...you know I loves you!

Aaron-Bull fuckin Shit then why did you just shoot me in the nuts.

Sky-Because...you didnt listen to me!

Aaron-About what?!

Sky-About what I wanted...

Aaron-Yeah cause you were rambiling on for like 10 minutes about nothing...it got confusing.

Sky-Fine...What I wanted was to be with you...I didnt think you wanted to hear that...After what you said to me so I got a little angry.

Aaron-...What?

Sky just smiled and tried to push Aaron off. He still had her wrists so she lifted her knees up and lifted him off and flung him off of her. She then got up and walked over to him and bent down and helped him up and when he got up she kissed him. He gave her an odd look.

Aaron-Whats gotten into you?

Sky-Nothing..now come on...how the fuck do we get out of here?!

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Aaron/
"Teddy knows ask Teddy..."

Sky/
"Aaron... no seriously... how do we get out of the woods?"

Aaron/
"Ask Teddy!"

Sky/
"Teddys not here! Teddys sleeping!"

Aaron/
"He's always sleeping..."

Sky/
"How do we get out!"

Aaron/
"Uh we ask the birdies for direction!"

Sky/"
"Birdies don't talk!"

Aaron listens to the birdies chirp and turns around and points.

Aaron/
"Thataway!"

Sky/
"You faker..."

Aaron/
".... Yeah"

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Sky whined and dropped down on the ground. Aaron looked down at her and picked her right back up to a standing position.

Sky-what the fuck?! I wanna go back...Im a little freaked out by woods...

Aaron-Awww are you afraid of the blair witch?

Sky-Fuck no...I jujst got lost in the woods when I was little and it scared me...So please stop fuckin around and get me out of here...

Aaron-I dont know how,...

Sky-Please tell me you are joking.

Aaron-Yep I am!

Sky smacked Aaron and he lust grabbed his arm and held it.

Aaron-You are abusive today!

Sky-Well you are being more of a jackass than normal so....

Aaron-Your a bitch..

Sky-And your a dick so we are even..Oh and if you are trying to stall because you think your gonna get some in these woods....you really nede to stop cause it aint gonna happen!

Aaron-Why is everything always about sex with you?

Sky-No its not.......You think about it all the time...I know it!

Aaron-Im a guy...whats your excuse?

Sky-I dont have one...and I dont think about it all the time! Now get me the fuck out of here!!

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Aaron/
"Well shit.. I've never been back this far... I'm kinda lost too!"

Sky/
"No you're not!"

Aaron/
"Yeah you're right..."

Aaron walks forward and steps over some branches and climbs through the forest. Sky follows behind him a bit.

Aaron/
"And for you're informinination! I don't think about sex all the time!"

Sky/
"Oh really!? Then what do you think of!?"

Aaron/
"Everything... Am I limited to one thing?"

Sky/
"Have you ever thought about Elton John?"

Aaron/
"Yeah... And him probing George Bush.."

Sky/
"What?!"

Aaron/
"ELTON JOHNS AN ALIEN!"

Sky/
"How come I can never have a normal conversation with you?"

Aaron/
"To many bumps on my head..."

Sky/
"No shitt..."

Aaron/
"Yeah to many backstabbing bitches smack me in the back of the head with ladders now adays.."

Sky/
"Oh you got ur revenge!"

Aaron/
"I wasnt just talking about you!"

Aaron puts his arm around Sky and pulls her in close and they keep walking towards the house.

Aaron/
"I kind of want a rematch."

Sky/
"I thought you didn't want to have a match with me in the ring.."

Aaron/
"Who ever said anything about a ring?"

Sky/
"God! there goes ur sick mind!"

Aaron/
".... No I mean backyard rastlin you douche!"

Sky/
"Oh..."

Aaron puts pulls her down head locking her. She kinda shreeqs and Aaron lets go and smiles. He keeps on walking. They finally arrive at the house. Aaron walks over to his hose and smiles... He picks it up and looks at Sky.... and that at the hose...