Post by lancekhaos on Mar 5, 2009 16:05:17 GMT -5
Well it has been a few weeks since we have seen Lance Khaos. Last time we saw him, Tweeks had hit him over the head and layed him out. Since there, Lance has not been seen at all. Could he of just given up and run off like a little baby? Was he seriously injured and had to take time off? Or, the more likely answer, he took some time off to plan and access the whole situation.
The crowd is all quiet waiting for something to happen in CWF. Suddenly "I'm Not Jesus" begins to play over the P.A system. Some of the fans cheer but there are also many boos as Lance Khaos walks out from behind the backstage area. He is dressed in a pair of jeans, a leather jacket and a grungy shirt, not his regular attire he wears at work. He does not have his kendo stick with him but only a microphone. He walks down to the ring, climbs the steel stairs, enters the ring. The music dies down as he goes to the center of the ring and begins to speak raising the microphone to his mouth.
:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Hello our little Khaotic Demons, and everyone else who does not like us.
:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Screw them, why should we say Hello to them if they don't like us? Because its nice? So what if it is nice. Why should we be nice to anybody who doesn't like us because of who we are. That is bull shit. But can we just get to why we are out here before we get people bitching that we took to much air time because Im tired of hearing them.
:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Alright. So as you know, we have not been present in recent weeks and well there are some reasons for that. One being that Tweeks' chair shot and the fact we hit our head on the concrete gave us a little concusion and we had to take some time off for that. Secound being that we wanted to think over our whole situation with Tweeks, the company and the business as a whole. Finally we made a decision on all three of those.
:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
We challenge Tweeks to a match. Yes yes, we know that we have already faced Tweeks twice for the title and lost once, won the other because of a disqualification. You know what they say though, third time is a charm. We also don't want it in a regular match where one of us could get Disqualified and allow the other to win. That would be to easy and another insult to Angie who we dedicate this match to again, if Tweeks accepts. We want to face Tweeks on OUR terms, not on his with his little friends in management giving what he wants. Don't feed us those lies that we're full of shit because the XTREME title should of been defended in a XTREME rules match but no, you wanted to get DQ so we would stay but not win the title. Thats not the point however. This match we challenge you to is a Khaotic Lair match. Now what the is, is very simple. Its a match that is a mix of a few different matches. First, the ring. The ropes, are gone. There are no ropes but instead, barbed wire. Secound, there is a Cell around the ring. Third, the floor between the cell and ring is covered in tacks and glass. Finally there are weapons hanging from the side of the cell and not just one or two, many different weapons or any sorts.
:/:/:Lance:/:/:
So a Hell In The Cell match with weapons hanging from the side of the cell, thumbtacks and glass between the cell and the ring and the ring ropes are gone and barbed wire is put in their place. That sounds like its going to be a blood bath.
:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
That is the point. We want to draw as much blood from you Tweeks as we can and every drop of blood we spill, will give us that much more passion we have for kicking your ass. So Tweeks, we are not waiting for you, we are just going to wait for Management to tell us the answer on if you accept or not. Now this will have to wait until the 23rd because we have not been cleared to wrestle still. So until them, I will be seeing you.
With that said "Im Not Jesus" begins to play again as Lance Khaos drops the mic and heads to the backstage area. He goes to the parking lot, puts on his helmet, gets on his Softail Harley and drives off as the scene fades.
The crowd is all quiet waiting for something to happen in CWF. Suddenly "I'm Not Jesus" begins to play over the P.A system. Some of the fans cheer but there are also many boos as Lance Khaos walks out from behind the backstage area. He is dressed in a pair of jeans, a leather jacket and a grungy shirt, not his regular attire he wears at work. He does not have his kendo stick with him but only a microphone. He walks down to the ring, climbs the steel stairs, enters the ring. The music dies down as he goes to the center of the ring and begins to speak raising the microphone to his mouth.
:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Hello our little Khaotic Demons, and everyone else who does not like us.
:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
Screw them, why should we say Hello to them if they don't like us? Because its nice? So what if it is nice. Why should we be nice to anybody who doesn't like us because of who we are. That is bull shit. But can we just get to why we are out here before we get people bitching that we took to much air time because Im tired of hearing them.
:/:/:Lance:/:/:
Alright. So as you know, we have not been present in recent weeks and well there are some reasons for that. One being that Tweeks' chair shot and the fact we hit our head on the concrete gave us a little concusion and we had to take some time off for that. Secound being that we wanted to think over our whole situation with Tweeks, the company and the business as a whole. Finally we made a decision on all three of those.
:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
We challenge Tweeks to a match. Yes yes, we know that we have already faced Tweeks twice for the title and lost once, won the other because of a disqualification. You know what they say though, third time is a charm. We also don't want it in a regular match where one of us could get Disqualified and allow the other to win. That would be to easy and another insult to Angie who we dedicate this match to again, if Tweeks accepts. We want to face Tweeks on OUR terms, not on his with his little friends in management giving what he wants. Don't feed us those lies that we're full of shit because the XTREME title should of been defended in a XTREME rules match but no, you wanted to get DQ so we would stay but not win the title. Thats not the point however. This match we challenge you to is a Khaotic Lair match. Now what the is, is very simple. Its a match that is a mix of a few different matches. First, the ring. The ropes, are gone. There are no ropes but instead, barbed wire. Secound, there is a Cell around the ring. Third, the floor between the cell and ring is covered in tacks and glass. Finally there are weapons hanging from the side of the cell and not just one or two, many different weapons or any sorts.
:/:/:Lance:/:/:
So a Hell In The Cell match with weapons hanging from the side of the cell, thumbtacks and glass between the cell and the ring and the ring ropes are gone and barbed wire is put in their place. That sounds like its going to be a blood bath.
:/:/:Khaos:/:/:
That is the point. We want to draw as much blood from you Tweeks as we can and every drop of blood we spill, will give us that much more passion we have for kicking your ass. So Tweeks, we are not waiting for you, we are just going to wait for Management to tell us the answer on if you accept or not. Now this will have to wait until the 23rd because we have not been cleared to wrestle still. So until them, I will be seeing you.
With that said "Im Not Jesus" begins to play again as Lance Khaos drops the mic and heads to the backstage area. He goes to the parking lot, puts on his helmet, gets on his Softail Harley and drives off as the scene fades.
TBCB NOBODY
OCC: Management, Message Me With The Info And Any Questions, If You Got Any, I guess Tweeks aswell
OCC: Management, Message Me With The Info And Any Questions, If You Got Any, I guess Tweeks aswell