|
|
Post by kenzie on Mar 9, 2009 1:24:26 GMT -5
 In the middle of the hallway of the CWF arena, you would think was the set for some Carribbean dudes cabana. However, it is not. Inflated plastic swim animals are scattered about along with lounge chairs, umbrellas, even sand, but in the middle is a little pink plastic kiddie pool. Inside this pink kiddie pool is what appears to be a large stuffed shark. Stuffed would indeed be the correct term, just not stuffed with fluff, it's stuffed with a Kenzie. Peaking out from the large open shark mouth Kenzie quietly lays there singing the theme from Jaws to herself. Somebody walks by and she wiggles around a little bit trying to bite at them. But no such luck. The fake severed leg "stuck" in the sharks teeth just bangs against people's legs and they hurry off to get by her. Again...somebody comes walking towards her, she starts singing the Jaws theme loudly and then quickly....like a cat, lunges at the person wrapping her shark jaw around their leg. She wiggles around making chomping noises before looking up to see who she took a bite out of. Standing there looking down at her....why it's our good friend Aaron Masters and Stitches! Oh the fun that shall be had! Kenzie - Nom nom |
|
|
|
Post by z0mbi3 on Mar 9, 2009 1:56:19 GMT -5
Aaron stood there in shock... It was flashback time.. It had not been the first zombie/shark confrontation... No... Not at all... www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSPG9QQg4C0Aaron google eyed as she nom nomed on his leg as he looked over to Stitches. Stitches/ "GeT ThA HARpoOn!" Aaron dug into his pocket and took out a thumbtack and slapped into the side of the swimming pool as the air popped out and slowly started to deflate. Aaron grinned widely as he looked down at a rather shocked Kenzie now.. With her "habitat" destroyed.. She was powerless! Zombie 1 Shark 0 |
|
|
|
Post by kenzie on Mar 9, 2009 2:04:20 GMT -5
Kenzie looked around her world was flowing down the hallway. She spun around smacking Aaron with her fin. She digs around in the sand and grabs a chewed up old tire. Grabbing it she slips it over Aaron's head and pushes him over. She gives him a kick as he rolls down the water filled hallway.
Kenzie - Take that!
|
|
|
|
Post by z0mbi3 on Mar 9, 2009 2:15:09 GMT -5
Tumbling around can only be so fun. Luckily he didn't go very far.. Or didn't have a hill to roll down. If Kenzie had more taste she would have at least pushed him down and hill.. Maybe threw him in a barrel and pushed him off of a waterfall.. But nope... Aaron laid there motionless and blinked up at the ceiling.. He was staring at a florecent lightbulb as it was burning a hole in his retina's.
Aaron/
"I... I SURVIVED!?"
He looked around and knew it was a dumb joke... But oh well.. He glared at Kenzie and struggled around a little bit and thought about doing evil things with M&M's whenever he could get out... Unfortunately for him, that probably wasn't happening for the moment. He sighed and shook his head.
Aaron/
"Okay, okay.. Now we both know that is just cheating! You are a shark! You are not allowed to be out of water.. Yet here you stand with your two legs and sharky face! Now tell me, Alien.. What did you do with Kenzie and why did you decide to mold your sharky flesh with her!?!?!"
|
|
|
|
Post by kenzie on Mar 9, 2009 2:20:35 GMT -5
Kenzie looks down at him and places her fin hands on her sharky hips.
Kenzie - Well if you are going to get technical with me, explain to me just how Stitches is alive!
Kenzie looks down at Stitches for a second before pulling Aaron up and yanking the tire off of him.
Kenzie - I mean...he feeds on brains, obviously there aren't any around here....is he an anorexic zombie?
|
|
|
|
Post by z0mbi3 on Mar 9, 2009 2:28:37 GMT -5
She chucked the tire down... It caught Aarons attention as he watched it bounce off down the hall. It had a mind of its own as it seemed to chase a stagehand down the hall... Aaron giggled as he watched it, but Kenzie didn't seem to care about the tire at all.. She was used to causing chaos around her and watching everyone flee... An angry tire that was a little chasey feeling didn't interest her so much... She flicked him in the forehead to get his attention.
Aaron/
"Ow!"
He rubbed his forehead and looked at Stitches as his puppety face was all scrunched up in an offended way.
Stitches/
"YOu DoN'T FoOl mE shArKy WomAn! YoU'rE jUst AsKing sO YoU cAn CuT Off my SourCe Of NutiriTIon.... Weellllllllllll fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooou.. CauSe I AinT TelliN!"
Aaron smiled innocently as he looked back at Kenzie.
|
|
|
|
Post by kenzie on Mar 9, 2009 2:36:02 GMT -5
Kenzie shakes her sharky head.
Kenzie - Like you have to tell me. It's pretty obvious. Aaron has no brain...I have no brain, Luke has no brain, Karsyn has no brain, obviously none of the stage hands have brains or they wouldn't work here. So see I know what I am talking about.
She turns around and grabs one of the animal floaties and sits on it trying to slide herself down the hallway.
|
|
|
|
Post by z0mbi3 on Mar 9, 2009 2:48:37 GMT -5
Oh shit... Aaron just got called out. Oh it was on. Aaron walked off as Kenzie scooted down the hallway on her rubber something... I don't even wanna know what kind of rubber it was.. Cause I have a feeling she was just going to make like Bob and start humping it.
He came back with a harpoon and stomped up to her and jabbed it through her tail and dragged her off backward down the hallway and stuck the sharp end straight into the wall before yanking the animal floaty out from under her and crossing his arms.
Aaron/
"You're just lucky there's no near by closets."
Aaron popped the floaty and snarled at her before he began to take off down the hallway slightly giggling.
|
|
|
|
Post by kenzie on Mar 9, 2009 2:52:44 GMT -5
Kenzie ran a little bit trying to get free from the wall.
Kenzie - HEY I ESCAPED THAT THROUGH AN AIR VENT! SO SHUP YOU!
She stops trying to run noticing that it isn't getting her anywhere. Instead, she raises her arms up and slips out of the shark suit. Taking off running down the hallway she belly flops ala slip and slide, her arms extended infront of her and she slides down the hallway running right into Aaron.
Kenzie - You need to shup you.
|
|
|
|
Post by z0mbi3 on Mar 9, 2009 23:35:07 GMT -5
Aaron was motionless for a minute or two before he popped he his head up with huge wide eyes a little panic stricken as he shot up and shot a look at Kenzie.
Aaron/
"IT SHED ITS SKIN! IT SHED ITS SKINNNNNNN!!! GET THE TINFOIL?! WHERE'S MY TIN FOIL!?! FUCKKKKKKKKKK! EMERGANCYYYYYYYY!"
Kenzie glared at him and began to get up to her feet but before she could Aaron jumped on her back with his fat ass and whipped out some duck tape before taping her ankles together... He got up cackling. Kenzie narrowed her eyes and flipped over onto her back as Aaron walked away again. He heard some snipping from behind his back.. There she stood standing up as she dropped the ducktape on the ground. Does Kenzie really always have an answer for EVERYTHING Aaron does? Oh, probably... Reaching into his pocket, Aaron whipped out a sharpie and spun around all texas style as if it was a quick draw... There she was... defenseless to the power of the sharpie. Except she didn't seem all that worried... Aaron began to creep up on her slowly, but before he could even get the cap off, she dug into her pocket and pulled out some white out and grinned. A perplexed look shot across his face...
Aaron/
"Oh, you really think that's going to work?"
Kenzie/
"Well I guess you're right... I guess I'd have to be as pale as Ophelia wouldn't I? Scratch that thought... But I'll tell you what... If you turn me into your own personal doodlepad, I'll stick your face to the urinal in the mens washroom... How about that?"
Aaron dropped his sharpie and stood there acting all innocent.
Aaron/
"Okay... Okay damnit.. You win..."
|
|
