Post by z0mbi3 on Mar 12, 2009 1:01:28 GMT -5
The scene opens up to a relatively dark hallway after hours of a house show. The perspective is through that of Aaron's newly bought digital camcorder... and he can not hold a camera for shit! Creeping around the corner is Aaron as he films the very dark and spooky hallway.
Aaron Masters/
"After hours of a CWF house show! It is said that the backstage area is haunted by a single phanton idiot with a puppet after hours! Now this is an unknown phenomenon... However I am damn well determined to find this phantom idiot and exersize this demon and rid the CWF of his nuisance! Don't you guys worry! I will document every happening... I want you all to know the truth! I of course.. Have my partner in crime Stitches with me!"
Stitches pops into view with his puppety face and flails his arms around the camera.. His loose eye button jumbling around as Aaron walks. Aaron approaches a table staring down at a very, very large spider.. Aaron examines it and zooms in on the spider.
Stitches/
"EiGht LEGgEd CREEEEEEEEP!"
Aaron giggles a little bit... But the spider does not seem quite as pleased.. Infact in must be one of those spiders that has a large brain. Because it turned around and looked all offended like as it hunched up on hits back legs and flailed its frontals around while showing its rather largely bitey fangs! Aaron squealed as the spider seemingly charged straight at Aaron. *BAP!... BAP BAP BAPBAPPIDYBAPBAP!* Oh that camera was a mess and all full of spider guts.
Aaron Masters *Panting/
"DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?! DID YOU SEE THAT!? IT CHARGED ME! IT CHARGED MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Stitches/
"QuIt WhiNinG..... PuSssY!... EMO PUSSSY!!!"
Aaron Masters/
"SHUT UP!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU HAD TO CLEAN OFF YOUR CAMERA LENSE!?!? I KILLED IT! I KILLED IT!"
Aaron jumped around and sat on the table... He whipped a cloth out of god knows where and starting cleaning off the lense making an obnoxiously loud but very fitting wipey noise as he tried to do his best to make it squeaky clean. He picked up the camera once again to start walking around and checking out all the corridors... It got insanely dark.. and Aaron started whimpering.
Aaron Masters/
"Stitches... STITCHES... I feel like I am being watched!"
Stitches/
"PuSsyYY....... PUSSSSYYYY..... KENTUCKY FRIED EMO PUSSYYYYYYYYY!"
Aaron Masters/
"SHUT UP! SHUT UPUPUPUP!!! NO RLY SHHHHHH! I HEAR OBNOXIOUS BREATHING NOISES!!!.."
Aaron stood still in his tracks as he slowly turned around... But he could see nothing. He stared into the black abyss but he was SURE something was right in front of him.. Was it the phantom idiot?! WAS IT!? Well what you are about to read into your little brains will shock you!
Stitches/
"Oh, YoU PuSssyY! TuRnnNN On ThE LiGht!"
Stitches flipped on the switch to reveal a very over contrasted pale face that made Aaron squeal like a little piggy getting shot in the side with a cross bow... Not even the awesomness of Adam Dutkiewics's squealies could get a pitch so high and girly.... But there Aaron was.. On his ass on the ground staring at none other than.
TBC By Whoever.. lol.
Aaron Masters/
"After hours of a CWF house show! It is said that the backstage area is haunted by a single phanton idiot with a puppet after hours! Now this is an unknown phenomenon... However I am damn well determined to find this phantom idiot and exersize this demon and rid the CWF of his nuisance! Don't you guys worry! I will document every happening... I want you all to know the truth! I of course.. Have my partner in crime Stitches with me!"
Stitches pops into view with his puppety face and flails his arms around the camera.. His loose eye button jumbling around as Aaron walks. Aaron approaches a table staring down at a very, very large spider.. Aaron examines it and zooms in on the spider.
Stitches/
"EiGht LEGgEd CREEEEEEEEP!"
Aaron giggles a little bit... But the spider does not seem quite as pleased.. Infact in must be one of those spiders that has a large brain. Because it turned around and looked all offended like as it hunched up on hits back legs and flailed its frontals around while showing its rather largely bitey fangs! Aaron squealed as the spider seemingly charged straight at Aaron. *BAP!... BAP BAP BAPBAPPIDYBAPBAP!* Oh that camera was a mess and all full of spider guts.
Aaron Masters *Panting/
"DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?! DID YOU SEE THAT!? IT CHARGED ME! IT CHARGED MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Stitches/
"QuIt WhiNinG..... PuSssY!... EMO PUSSSY!!!"
Aaron Masters/
"SHUT UP!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU HAD TO CLEAN OFF YOUR CAMERA LENSE!?!? I KILLED IT! I KILLED IT!"
Aaron jumped around and sat on the table... He whipped a cloth out of god knows where and starting cleaning off the lense making an obnoxiously loud but very fitting wipey noise as he tried to do his best to make it squeaky clean. He picked up the camera once again to start walking around and checking out all the corridors... It got insanely dark.. and Aaron started whimpering.
Aaron Masters/
"Stitches... STITCHES... I feel like I am being watched!"
Stitches/
"PuSsyYY....... PUSSSSYYYY..... KENTUCKY FRIED EMO PUSSYYYYYYYYY!"
Aaron Masters/
"SHUT UP! SHUT UPUPUPUP!!! NO RLY SHHHHHH! I HEAR OBNOXIOUS BREATHING NOISES!!!.."
Aaron stood still in his tracks as he slowly turned around... But he could see nothing. He stared into the black abyss but he was SURE something was right in front of him.. Was it the phantom idiot?! WAS IT!? Well what you are about to read into your little brains will shock you!
Stitches/
"Oh, YoU PuSssyY! TuRnnNN On ThE LiGht!"
Stitches flipped on the switch to reveal a very over contrasted pale face that made Aaron squeal like a little piggy getting shot in the side with a cross bow... Not even the awesomness of Adam Dutkiewics's squealies could get a pitch so high and girly.... But there Aaron was.. On his ass on the ground staring at none other than.
TBC By Whoever.. lol.