Post by twilight725 on Mar 12, 2009 21:51:01 GMT -5
OOC:Its shit....Sorry it wasnt up sooner...School has been CRAZY!!
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The scene opened up on a bright and beautiful sunny day. A camera was aimed on some beach that looked to be pretty damn deserted. In fact it looked as if it was in the middle of no where. About a couple more seconds go by before Sky Madden jumps out of nowhere coming into view. She has sunglasses, a bathing suit top, and a skirt on. She just smiles and waves.
Sky-Ahem! Welcome everyone! As you all may know..My name is Sky Madden and Im pretty effing amazing! Some may say Im crazy...I prefer the term "fun." Now you all may be wondering what the eff I seem to be doing out here in what appears to be the middle of no where. Well..it seems to me that my opponet seems to do nothing more than hide out in the middle of no where. So I gotta see what the fun is with this. I have to say the beach and sun is not doing wonders for my complextion! In fact...Give me one second!
Sky jumps off camera and the camera moves around looking all over the place for Sky. She jumps back in with a button up t-shirt half way buttoned on. She also seems to have a barbie and...a shark toy? What the fuck?
Sky-Ok! thats much better. Now before we enjoy the middle of nowhere..I feel its necessary to point out some safety. We can call this little dolly right here "Stormee" and then mr. shark..Well we will just call him "Mr. Sharky.." Now my point with this demenstraion is to point out...That honestly an island is no safer than actually showing your cowardly ass around the arena everyonce in a while. Now say you happen to be swimming along..(Sky proceeds to make the doll "swim") Well...Mr.Sharky over here seems to be hungry in the area (Sky starts making the shark "swim" too. making sure to add the jaws music) Well eventually hes gonna come up and you Ms. Blondey are gonna think you are all safe on your little island and then...
Sky makes the shark and doll collide over and over making noises much like that of the psycho stabby music..She keeps doing until a little fat kid appears in the shot and grabs the toys from Skys hand. She stares at her hand and then at the kid blinking.
Fat Kid-HEY! DONT STEAL MY TOYS!
Sky-You play with barbies?!...Wait?! What the eff...You ruined the shot kid! Where the hell did you come from? This is supposed to be a DESERTED ISLAND!
Fat Kid-No it isnt! The cit-
Sky-Alright..Why dont you run along and find a donut to eat or something little buddy...AND NEXT TIME DONT RUIN MY SHOT!
Fat Kid-DONT STEAL MY TOYS!
Sky-Geez..You know just looking at you...Really puts things in perspective for me..Really! I now understand why Tigers eat their babies. RAWR!
Sky growled and started making biting noises at the little fat kid and he took off running and crying. Sky started to giggle but then turned her attention back to the camera.
Sky-Ok sooo I may have fudged the story and the location just a little bit! But god damn it you get my point! In all seriousness now...I dont buy this stupid story about "Im in hiding" I think its just pure lazyness to live on an island or some shit and get a paycheck to do nothing more than just that! I honestly think this match for me is a waste of time..Which is probably why it took me so long to even want to talk about my match! I mean I beat Stormee once...It was a total cake walk...Its not like I cant do it again. Now follow me..This beach is old news!
Sky made the camera man cut out and It came back on due to Sky shaking the camera man. He turned it on and Sky was jumping in front of the camera.
Sky-HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THIS!!! Therse an effing Restaurant called SHENANIGANS!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! This is effing RAD! We have to check this out!
Sky ran inside and all but dragged the camera man inside. She started asking all kinds of questions to the staff which was pretty much pointless and a waste of everyones time to watch. She ran up to the camera and grinned.
Sky-I EFFING LOVE SHENANIGANS!!
She jumped up on the bar and swung her legs over basically all in the bartenders personal bubble.
Sky-Do you love shenanigans?!
Bartender-I hate this place.
Sky-Who hates shenanigans?! REALLY?!
Sky grabbed one of the soda squirters and squirted the bartender straight in the face with it. She giggled and jumped up flipping over the bar.
Sky-THATS FOR HATING SHENANIGANS YOU BASTARD!
Sky giggled and took off out of the restaurant when she saw "Managment" make their way over to her location. Out on the street Sky sighed.
Sky-That just made my day...And I know I got extremly off topic there...but it just...seemed like an important thing. So I may have the attention span of a kitten. But I dont have things like a child and a husband...like some stupid little girls. Stormee you seem to me like you are a sheltered little girl and nothing more. You seem like you are too old fashioned in thinking your only purpose in life is to be married and have a kid...Oh wait your husband must have gotten you in this business because you sure as hell cant wrestle for shit. Honestly..Stop flaunting all that lovey dovey shit with your husband in front of the camera...Nobody buys it and nobody cares! Oh and No one wants to see that ugly kid of yours either! Really...is all you do in your life is Sleep and Hold your kid for five minutes?! Oh wait..You're "hiding." Yea I have been around for a couple months now and I gotta say Stormee I havent even seen so much as a suspicious character lurking around here or anywhere near you. So excuse me if I have trouble buying your story. Plus someone who is in this business shouldnt be scared of one person. You and your husband need to have the balls to face your problems and if you cant even do that...What good are you? How are you even expecting to have anyone scared to face you in the ring? You're a joke Stormee...You and your pathetic excuse of a husband..Are JOKES.
Sky giggled to herself and kept walking down the street until she got to her car. She unlocked the door and jumped in the drivers side leaving the door open and her legs dangling out the side.
Sky-So...I really have heard nothing of importance out of your mouth Stormee...I dont really have much of a response for you. Because your pathetic attempt at even scratching the surface or inflicting any kind of fear in me didnt even come close to working. So sorry about your luck. I have to say I am very disappointed in my opponet and the match in general. Im really just wanting to knock a bitch out. Possibly make them bleed or something! I mean GEEZ!! Throw me an effing bone people! Well thats all I have for now..I must be getting to the arena...You know the one that some of us actually show up to more than just 5 minutes before we have a match. Im so lookin forward to the response I may get from you little miss Stormee...Try not to disappoint me.
With that Sky slammed her car door. Turned the car on and hit reverse and sped off as the camera cut to black.
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The scene opened up on a bright and beautiful sunny day. A camera was aimed on some beach that looked to be pretty damn deserted. In fact it looked as if it was in the middle of no where. About a couple more seconds go by before Sky Madden jumps out of nowhere coming into view. She has sunglasses, a bathing suit top, and a skirt on. She just smiles and waves.
Sky-Ahem! Welcome everyone! As you all may know..My name is Sky Madden and Im pretty effing amazing! Some may say Im crazy...I prefer the term "fun." Now you all may be wondering what the eff I seem to be doing out here in what appears to be the middle of no where. Well..it seems to me that my opponet seems to do nothing more than hide out in the middle of no where. So I gotta see what the fun is with this. I have to say the beach and sun is not doing wonders for my complextion! In fact...Give me one second!
Sky jumps off camera and the camera moves around looking all over the place for Sky. She jumps back in with a button up t-shirt half way buttoned on. She also seems to have a barbie and...a shark toy? What the fuck?
Sky-Ok! thats much better. Now before we enjoy the middle of nowhere..I feel its necessary to point out some safety. We can call this little dolly right here "Stormee" and then mr. shark..Well we will just call him "Mr. Sharky.." Now my point with this demenstraion is to point out...That honestly an island is no safer than actually showing your cowardly ass around the arena everyonce in a while. Now say you happen to be swimming along..(Sky proceeds to make the doll "swim") Well...Mr.Sharky over here seems to be hungry in the area (Sky starts making the shark "swim" too. making sure to add the jaws music) Well eventually hes gonna come up and you Ms. Blondey are gonna think you are all safe on your little island and then...
Sky makes the shark and doll collide over and over making noises much like that of the psycho stabby music..She keeps doing until a little fat kid appears in the shot and grabs the toys from Skys hand. She stares at her hand and then at the kid blinking.
Fat Kid-HEY! DONT STEAL MY TOYS!
Sky-You play with barbies?!...Wait?! What the eff...You ruined the shot kid! Where the hell did you come from? This is supposed to be a DESERTED ISLAND!
Fat Kid-No it isnt! The cit-
Sky-Alright..Why dont you run along and find a donut to eat or something little buddy...AND NEXT TIME DONT RUIN MY SHOT!
Fat Kid-DONT STEAL MY TOYS!
Sky-Geez..You know just looking at you...Really puts things in perspective for me..Really! I now understand why Tigers eat their babies. RAWR!
Sky growled and started making biting noises at the little fat kid and he took off running and crying. Sky started to giggle but then turned her attention back to the camera.
Sky-Ok sooo I may have fudged the story and the location just a little bit! But god damn it you get my point! In all seriousness now...I dont buy this stupid story about "Im in hiding" I think its just pure lazyness to live on an island or some shit and get a paycheck to do nothing more than just that! I honestly think this match for me is a waste of time..Which is probably why it took me so long to even want to talk about my match! I mean I beat Stormee once...It was a total cake walk...Its not like I cant do it again. Now follow me..This beach is old news!
Sky made the camera man cut out and It came back on due to Sky shaking the camera man. He turned it on and Sky was jumping in front of the camera.
Sky-HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THIS!!! Therse an effing Restaurant called SHENANIGANS!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! This is effing RAD! We have to check this out!
Sky ran inside and all but dragged the camera man inside. She started asking all kinds of questions to the staff which was pretty much pointless and a waste of everyones time to watch. She ran up to the camera and grinned.
Sky-I EFFING LOVE SHENANIGANS!!
She jumped up on the bar and swung her legs over basically all in the bartenders personal bubble.
Sky-Do you love shenanigans?!
Bartender-I hate this place.
Sky-Who hates shenanigans?! REALLY?!
Sky grabbed one of the soda squirters and squirted the bartender straight in the face with it. She giggled and jumped up flipping over the bar.
Sky-THATS FOR HATING SHENANIGANS YOU BASTARD!
Sky giggled and took off out of the restaurant when she saw "Managment" make their way over to her location. Out on the street Sky sighed.
Sky-That just made my day...And I know I got extremly off topic there...but it just...seemed like an important thing. So I may have the attention span of a kitten. But I dont have things like a child and a husband...like some stupid little girls. Stormee you seem to me like you are a sheltered little girl and nothing more. You seem like you are too old fashioned in thinking your only purpose in life is to be married and have a kid...Oh wait your husband must have gotten you in this business because you sure as hell cant wrestle for shit. Honestly..Stop flaunting all that lovey dovey shit with your husband in front of the camera...Nobody buys it and nobody cares! Oh and No one wants to see that ugly kid of yours either! Really...is all you do in your life is Sleep and Hold your kid for five minutes?! Oh wait..You're "hiding." Yea I have been around for a couple months now and I gotta say Stormee I havent even seen so much as a suspicious character lurking around here or anywhere near you. So excuse me if I have trouble buying your story. Plus someone who is in this business shouldnt be scared of one person. You and your husband need to have the balls to face your problems and if you cant even do that...What good are you? How are you even expecting to have anyone scared to face you in the ring? You're a joke Stormee...You and your pathetic excuse of a husband..Are JOKES.
Sky giggled to herself and kept walking down the street until she got to her car. She unlocked the door and jumped in the drivers side leaving the door open and her legs dangling out the side.
Sky-So...I really have heard nothing of importance out of your mouth Stormee...I dont really have much of a response for you. Because your pathetic attempt at even scratching the surface or inflicting any kind of fear in me didnt even come close to working. So sorry about your luck. I have to say I am very disappointed in my opponet and the match in general. Im really just wanting to knock a bitch out. Possibly make them bleed or something! I mean GEEZ!! Throw me an effing bone people! Well thats all I have for now..I must be getting to the arena...You know the one that some of us actually show up to more than just 5 minutes before we have a match. Im so lookin forward to the response I may get from you little miss Stormee...Try not to disappoint me.
With that Sky slammed her car door. Turned the car on and hit reverse and sped off as the camera cut to black.