Post by kenzie on Mar 20, 2009 23:19:34 GMT -5
The scene opens up to what looks like the set of the Disney movie Cinderella. Dale Miller is standing on a small stool holding his microphone.
Dale Miller - Come on Kenzie, do I really have to do this?
Kenzie - Do you really want your interview?
Dale just sighs as Kenzie emerges holding several dresses. She tosses them down on the ground in front of Dale and pulls her bag off her shoulder. She begins to dig through it as Dale watches her.
Dale Miller - You promised you'd answer all my questions BEFORE this.
Kenzie - I promised to answer SOME questions. Not all, and you know you want to ask that burning question about last week, so why don't we get that out of the way so you can stop pussy footing around it hmm?
Dale nods as she hasn't taken her attention off the search she is conducting inside the travel bag.
Dale Miller - Alright, how are you feeling about being left to fight the match on your own by Tweeks? Only to have him show up a few days later?
Kenzie momentarily stops her search in the bag, but still doesn't look up at him. She's silent for several minutes.
Dale Miller - Are you at all upset with him?
Beginning her search again she finds what she wants and pulls it out.
Kenzie - Ah Ha!
Brushing off the tiara she holds in her hand, Kenzie jumps up and plops it down on top of Dale's head.
Kenzie - Aren't you just a pretty pretty princess.
Dale Miller - Kenzie.....
Kenzie - What do you want me to say Dale? Yes I was upset...hell I still am. I've gotten NO love from the man who's supposed to love me more than any other. I've gotten nothing, not even a "I'm sorry Kenzikins." You see...it's always been that all he ever had to do was call me Kenzikins and all would be forgiven. There would be no more hurt, no more anger, no more frustration. But not this time, no easy out, I'm mad as hell. But...Tweeks obviously has his priorities, and dealt with them accordingly evidentially. What more should I or anyone for that matter expect?
Dale Miller - Ouch.
Kenzie - Yeah well I'm pretty ouch right now.
Dale Miller - No I meant this crown thing is poking me...it hurts.
Kenzie - Suck it up Dale. Your going to be in a lot more pain soon....your getting MaKenna'd.
Dale Miller - Aw come on Kenzie....
Kenzie - Shup and ask your questions.
Dale Miller - How come you picked Aaron Masters to replace Tweeks as your partner this coming week?
Bending down Kenzie grabs a brown wig from the floor. She pulls the tiara off only to top his head with the wig....and then the tiara.
Kenzie - Because it's Aaron and my sister can't stand him...especially after he put her in a trunk.
Dale Miller - Yeah but you and Aaron fight like cats and dogs.
Kenzie - So we'll take our animal fighting and put it on Evan and Kenna.
Dale Miller - It just doesn't make much sense.
Kenzie - He has an obsession with cookies.......how can that be overlooked. Not to mention technically it'd be a handicap match in reverse, we all know Stitches can kick some serious ass. Where do you think Aaron gets it all from?
Dale Miller - Aren't you wanting to take this seriously after last week?
Kenzie - Why should I Dale? According to Kenna I don't ever take anything seriously. Why the hell should I start now? What's the fun in that?
Kenzie bends down and picks up one of the dresses. She hands it to Dale.
Kenzie - Put it on.
Dale shakes his head 'no' but Kenzie just gives him a look.
Kenzie - If you are going to do this damnit, your going to do it right. Put the damn thing on.
Dale sighs again and puts the dress on, tearing it along the seams as he slides it up over his suit. Kenzie then hands him a pair of heels, he takes them and kicks off his shoes and wedges his feet inside of them.
Kenzie - Well now aren't you just the prettiest MaKenna of all! Follow me MaKenna down your Hall of Achievements!
Kenzie starts off down a hallway that is scattered with various spot lights and podiums. Dale barely manages to get off the small stool he was standing on to follow her. Stopping at the first podium where a man wearing an Evan Starr mask and t-shirt is on his hands and knees worshipping. Kenzie motions to the object on top...a baby's diaper...full of very messy.....very smelly shit.
Kenzie - Ah, MaKenna's very first achievement in life...her first dump. As you can see, MaKenna liked to go above and beyond what the normal child was capable of holding in their bowls, and we all know how much she loves fragrance.
Dale gags a little bit as he follows Kenzie to another podium. Again, another Evan look a like is worshipping, this time a pile of vomit.
Kenzie - MaKenna was a projectile child. She could easily put the Exorcists girl to shame. As you can see, it's even a better shade of green.
Dale rushes over behind the podium and starts to throw up a little. Kenzie looks over at him.
Kenzie - Not too bad, but you need to be able to launch it further. Let's fast forward a little bit.
They move passed several more podiums and Evan Starr worshippers.
Kenzie - What should we look at now Dale? MaKenna's first tampon? Her first snot rag?
Dale - Frankly Kenzie I don't think I can handle this.
Kenzie - God Dale you are such a pussy. Fine we'll stop.
Dale - Thank you....God thank you. Can I take this off now?
Kenzie - Nope, you killed the mojo, your wearing that shit home. Be sure to send it back to MaKenna, I'm sure she will want the dress she lost her virginity in back.
Dale once again looks like he is gonna throw up again as the scene fades out.