Post by z0mbi3 on Mar 22, 2009 20:35:33 GMT -5
Lets face it.. Mr. Aaron isn't someone you generally turn to when you need to depend on someone, unless you are mad desperate. Now who ever thought that Ms. Kenzie would ever be put in this situation where she needs the help of this man. It was certainly not I.. For very good reasons as well... If you would have asked anyone a week ago "Will Tweeks show up?" That answer would have been "... Are you fucking dense? Of course he will be there... It's his Kenziekins.." But of course as he always does... He shocks us, but this time. Not in the way any would have ever thought so.
So there Aaron was... Sitting on a little lawn chair with a fold out wooden table with a lap top as he typed away with his spare hand calmly. Dale Miller sits across from him with a nervous posture about him.
Dale Miller/
"Alright, Aaron. As you know.. The reason you've been booked in this match with Kenzie .. *change of tone*... as odd of a team that would be.... Is because Tweeks ditched out last week. Now you know this man quite well. Do you have any idea why he did such a thing?"
Aaron Masters ignored Dale for the first few seconds as he spooned a mouth full of his Grasshopper Pie that could make you really think that you were indeed eating a grasshopper due to all the little black chunks stirred amiss in there. Only such a thing that could ever be squished together in a Willie Wonka movie and come out tasting as magical as it is. Oh, the magic. And with a mouth full of Grasshopper Pie... He decides it's time to give his responce.
Aaron Masters/
"Well, Dale.. There has been quite a buzz about this hasn't there? Like a really.. Really big buzz that people just won't put down and just leave it alone for a little while."
StiTchEs/
"SuCh, aN annOyinG BuZz tHat I'd waNt tO geT mY fLy SwaTter AnD SmAcK ThiS AnnOYinG BuZz STrAighT OuT Of ThE AiR....."
Aaron Masters/
"And then add it to my icecream! .. Then it could be a joint effort of Grasshoper and Fly's alike! ... It is kind of lacking like that I think... and it would be an odd team! .. Kind of like what it is going to be like this week! ..."
Dale sighed deeply.. He should have known he wasn't going to get any type of "juice" unless Aaron was going to find something small and squishy and throw it in his icecream for experimentation sake... Was Grasshopper Pie REALLY made of Grasshoppers? Well Aaron thought so.
Dale Miller/
"Yes, yes Aaron.. But that wasn't the question.... The question was..."
Aaron Masters/
"The question was... AARON.. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING OF OUR BELOVED TWEEKS!? WHY!? WHY!?!?! SNITCH FOR US, AARON! Dale.. I was obviously avoiding this question, but you are dimwitted like a bug... Wait a minute... Ah.. Nevermind.. I don't think pieces of you would fit in here unless I got a really big blender..."
Aaron shrugged his shoulders and took another giant bite out of his icecream.. The green ooze strolled out of his mouth and ran down his face like the rest of the blood he had painted on it earlier. Dale sat there still nervous.. But quite a lot more nervous than he had before. Especially after the Kenzie incident.
Dale Miller/
"So... How come you decided you were going to actually take part in this match? Why would Kenzie even think you as reliable?"
Aaron Masters/
"You know, Dale.. Most people would take offense to that.. But I'm not like that.. I'm a forgiving guy, so I will answer your question... And that is......... Iunno......"
Stitches was looking around anxiously about the room as this interview went on and went no where.. Which made everyone slighty more nervous to be sitting around in his little headquarters.
Aaron Masters/
"BUUUUUUUUUUT... I do know that I will undoubtedly be there.. And I will be there because despite how we seem to be fighting like cats and dogs all the time. She is like a sister to me.. A big, mean, intimidating sister that would yank my ear if I said 'I don't wanna!' And also... As most brother/brother.. brother/sister or whatever kind of combination you decide you fancy.. No one fucks with them but that sibling. That sibling is the only one that gets to pick on them like that and get away with it. So she will have me screaming and kicking and crying one second because she is either slapping me like her bitch or putting me through some type of torture.. But the second someone else does that shit, they need to learn their fucking place... You know what I mean, Dale? DID YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAID!?"
Dales eyes nearly popped out of it's sockets.. He nervously nodded up and down slightly as Aaron smiled because he thought he made some sense.
Aaron Masters/
"So basically... Evan and Makenna decided.. "Oh, well let's not cancel this match and beat on Kenzie away.. No fucking mercy." Well that aint fucking cool in my eyes.. And I'm going to even the odds this week because evidently, Tweeks just couldn't handle even showing up this time around.. I don't have much to say or even think about when it comes to this.. And I don't want to.. Because everyone and their Moms and plus the Discovery Channel is throwing out their "Boodie-ah-dah's" at this.. But what they don't realize is that even the worlds biggest fucking microscope couldn't see the reasons behind why the fuck or what the fuck Tweeks was thinking here. And I'm sorry Dale, but my brain just is not that big to even know. But fuck this right now, I am sounding like a CJ Tyler on Icecream and hopscotch... GET THE FUCK OUT! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT! THE BRAIN MONSTER IS GOING TO EAT YOU! GYEEEAHHHADADADADADADAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
With that said... Dale and the camera man bolted out of Aarons locker room and so did not even think about looking back... Aaron giggled a little as he ran over and closed the door behind them and went back to whatever he was doing with his laptop... Ah!... ZOMBIE PORN!
So there Aaron was... Sitting on a little lawn chair with a fold out wooden table with a lap top as he typed away with his spare hand calmly. Dale Miller sits across from him with a nervous posture about him.
Dale Miller/
"Alright, Aaron. As you know.. The reason you've been booked in this match with Kenzie .. *change of tone*... as odd of a team that would be.... Is because Tweeks ditched out last week. Now you know this man quite well. Do you have any idea why he did such a thing?"
Aaron Masters ignored Dale for the first few seconds as he spooned a mouth full of his Grasshopper Pie that could make you really think that you were indeed eating a grasshopper due to all the little black chunks stirred amiss in there. Only such a thing that could ever be squished together in a Willie Wonka movie and come out tasting as magical as it is. Oh, the magic. And with a mouth full of Grasshopper Pie... He decides it's time to give his responce.
Aaron Masters/
"Well, Dale.. There has been quite a buzz about this hasn't there? Like a really.. Really big buzz that people just won't put down and just leave it alone for a little while."
StiTchEs/
"SuCh, aN annOyinG BuZz tHat I'd waNt tO geT mY fLy SwaTter AnD SmAcK ThiS AnnOYinG BuZz STrAighT OuT Of ThE AiR....."
Aaron Masters/
"And then add it to my icecream! .. Then it could be a joint effort of Grasshoper and Fly's alike! ... It is kind of lacking like that I think... and it would be an odd team! .. Kind of like what it is going to be like this week! ..."
Dale sighed deeply.. He should have known he wasn't going to get any type of "juice" unless Aaron was going to find something small and squishy and throw it in his icecream for experimentation sake... Was Grasshopper Pie REALLY made of Grasshoppers? Well Aaron thought so.
Dale Miller/
"Yes, yes Aaron.. But that wasn't the question.... The question was..."
Aaron Masters/
"The question was... AARON.. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING OF OUR BELOVED TWEEKS!? WHY!? WHY!?!?! SNITCH FOR US, AARON! Dale.. I was obviously avoiding this question, but you are dimwitted like a bug... Wait a minute... Ah.. Nevermind.. I don't think pieces of you would fit in here unless I got a really big blender..."
Aaron shrugged his shoulders and took another giant bite out of his icecream.. The green ooze strolled out of his mouth and ran down his face like the rest of the blood he had painted on it earlier. Dale sat there still nervous.. But quite a lot more nervous than he had before. Especially after the Kenzie incident.
Dale Miller/
"So... How come you decided you were going to actually take part in this match? Why would Kenzie even think you as reliable?"
Aaron Masters/
"You know, Dale.. Most people would take offense to that.. But I'm not like that.. I'm a forgiving guy, so I will answer your question... And that is......... Iunno......"
Stitches was looking around anxiously about the room as this interview went on and went no where.. Which made everyone slighty more nervous to be sitting around in his little headquarters.
Aaron Masters/
"BUUUUUUUUUUT... I do know that I will undoubtedly be there.. And I will be there because despite how we seem to be fighting like cats and dogs all the time. She is like a sister to me.. A big, mean, intimidating sister that would yank my ear if I said 'I don't wanna!' And also... As most brother/brother.. brother/sister or whatever kind of combination you decide you fancy.. No one fucks with them but that sibling. That sibling is the only one that gets to pick on them like that and get away with it. So she will have me screaming and kicking and crying one second because she is either slapping me like her bitch or putting me through some type of torture.. But the second someone else does that shit, they need to learn their fucking place... You know what I mean, Dale? DID YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAID!?"
Dales eyes nearly popped out of it's sockets.. He nervously nodded up and down slightly as Aaron smiled because he thought he made some sense.
Aaron Masters/
"So basically... Evan and Makenna decided.. "Oh, well let's not cancel this match and beat on Kenzie away.. No fucking mercy." Well that aint fucking cool in my eyes.. And I'm going to even the odds this week because evidently, Tweeks just couldn't handle even showing up this time around.. I don't have much to say or even think about when it comes to this.. And I don't want to.. Because everyone and their Moms and plus the Discovery Channel is throwing out their "Boodie-ah-dah's" at this.. But what they don't realize is that even the worlds biggest fucking microscope couldn't see the reasons behind why the fuck or what the fuck Tweeks was thinking here. And I'm sorry Dale, but my brain just is not that big to even know. But fuck this right now, I am sounding like a CJ Tyler on Icecream and hopscotch... GET THE FUCK OUT! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT! THE BRAIN MONSTER IS GOING TO EAT YOU! GYEEEAHHHADADADADADADAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
With that said... Dale and the camera man bolted out of Aarons locker room and so did not even think about looking back... Aaron giggled a little as he ran over and closed the door behind them and went back to whatever he was doing with his laptop... Ah!... ZOMBIE PORN!
