Post by kenzie on Apr 5, 2009 1:56:52 GMT -5
A locker room door opens. A rather large, round woman in a witches costume waddles out. She turns around, the brim of the witches hat and large fake warty nose make it difficult to tell who she really is. But then….she speaks…….
Kenzie - SISTER!!! Join me sister! We must continue our quest!
Kenzie reaches into the locker room and yanks some one out, also in a dress, a long blonde wig, and a pair of fake breasts that would make Skylar’s look like ant hills. Aaron Masters looks at Kenzie and adjusts his boobs.
Kenzie - Our other sister has gone missing. Everyone has run amuck!
Aaron - Amuck, amuck, amuck!!!
He jumps around in a circle, his fake boobs smacking him in the face as he claps his hands.
Kenzie - Stop acting foolish! Now….we…..we need some transportation……
Darting back into the locker room Kenzie comes out a few moments later carrying 2 vacuum cleaners. She plugs them into a wall outlet and stands on top of it. She switches it to reverse and lets out a witchy cackle as the vacuum slowly takes her down the hallway. Aaron hops onto his and flips the switch. Flipping it forward by mistake he runs into a trash can and falls in ass first getting himself wedged, his fake boobs pressing against his face and his legs muffling his cries for help. He manages to wiggle the trash can over. Kenzie hears the commotion and turns around. Shaking her head she maneuvers her vacuum around and goes back for him. She jumps off and grabs Aaron by the wrists pulling him out of the trash can. Kenzie laughs at him.
Kenzie - You were being suffocated by your own boobs.
Aaron - At least I have boobs to be suffocated by. OH!
Kenzie pulls her leg back and kicks him hard in the stomach.
Kenzie - Shut up or I’ll put a curse on you to pickle your dick! Now, get on your damn vacuum. We have to find our sister Lynk!
They start riding down the hall way only to have the vacuums yanked out from under them, as they run out of cord. Kenzie and Aaron go sliding down the hallway knocking over all sorts of shit. Aaron gets up holding a mop looking at it for a moment. Kenzie sits up, her jaw drops as she points to Stitches.
Kenzie - It’s HIM! And he’s married to Medusa! Look at that snake hair!
Kenzie then point to the mop. She crawls over to Stitches and bows to him then to the mop….then back to Stitches.
Kenzie - Oh Master! I am here to serve you! I shall sacrifice myself in your honor! I shall sacrifice myself by lighting the black candle of death!
Kenzie pulls a candle out of her fat suit, the candle is white but somebody took a black crayon and tried to color it. She holds out a lighter above the wick.
Kenzie - WAIT! I can not do this….it won’t guide us to our missing sister if I do it….a virgin must do it….
Kenzie looks at the candle disappointed for a second then hands it to Aaron.
Kenzie - You’d better light it.
Kenzie - SISTER!!! Join me sister! We must continue our quest!
Kenzie reaches into the locker room and yanks some one out, also in a dress, a long blonde wig, and a pair of fake breasts that would make Skylar’s look like ant hills. Aaron Masters looks at Kenzie and adjusts his boobs.
Kenzie - Our other sister has gone missing. Everyone has run amuck!
Aaron - Amuck, amuck, amuck!!!
He jumps around in a circle, his fake boobs smacking him in the face as he claps his hands.
Kenzie - Stop acting foolish! Now….we…..we need some transportation……
Darting back into the locker room Kenzie comes out a few moments later carrying 2 vacuum cleaners. She plugs them into a wall outlet and stands on top of it. She switches it to reverse and lets out a witchy cackle as the vacuum slowly takes her down the hallway. Aaron hops onto his and flips the switch. Flipping it forward by mistake he runs into a trash can and falls in ass first getting himself wedged, his fake boobs pressing against his face and his legs muffling his cries for help. He manages to wiggle the trash can over. Kenzie hears the commotion and turns around. Shaking her head she maneuvers her vacuum around and goes back for him. She jumps off and grabs Aaron by the wrists pulling him out of the trash can. Kenzie laughs at him.
Kenzie - You were being suffocated by your own boobs.
Aaron - At least I have boobs to be suffocated by. OH!
Kenzie pulls her leg back and kicks him hard in the stomach.
Kenzie - Shut up or I’ll put a curse on you to pickle your dick! Now, get on your damn vacuum. We have to find our sister Lynk!
They start riding down the hall way only to have the vacuums yanked out from under them, as they run out of cord. Kenzie and Aaron go sliding down the hallway knocking over all sorts of shit. Aaron gets up holding a mop looking at it for a moment. Kenzie sits up, her jaw drops as she points to Stitches.
Kenzie - It’s HIM! And he’s married to Medusa! Look at that snake hair!
Kenzie then point to the mop. She crawls over to Stitches and bows to him then to the mop….then back to Stitches.
Kenzie - Oh Master! I am here to serve you! I shall sacrifice myself in your honor! I shall sacrifice myself by lighting the black candle of death!
Kenzie pulls a candle out of her fat suit, the candle is white but somebody took a black crayon and tried to color it. She holds out a lighter above the wick.
Kenzie - WAIT! I can not do this….it won’t guide us to our missing sister if I do it….a virgin must do it….
Kenzie looks at the candle disappointed for a second then hands it to Aaron.
Kenzie - You’d better light it.
