CWF Video Game

[alonzoparker]

The CWF cameras begin rolling in the jam sized arena within the building of the Staples Center Arena, situated in Los Angeles. A press conference featuring THQ developers and CWF’s own former two-time World Champion Alonzo Parker and ‘The Epic’ Evan Starr is set to take place in mere moments, its main purpose being to gain more publicity for the very anticipated CWF 2009 video game. Before us, we see a set of black chairs and PA systems accommodate Alonzo Parker, who is seen in crutches as a result of his fractured tibia injury a couple of months ago. By his side is the ever cocky Evan Starr, and of course lovely luscious ladies to keep both gentlemen ‘occupied’. On the other side of the podium, there's another set of black chairs with mainly the THQ crew. They’re here to make a few announcements regarding the newly added features, revamped game play and much more. A vast set of mixed colored ceiling lights shifts there hues and shades to a fine white light veering over the head of Parker. The Spotlight hears his name being called as he limps his way to the center stage over the black, thick shelled marble podium. Wearing a set of Dolce & Gabanna wear, and his most expensive pair of sunglasses, he looks over at the hundreds of fans and reporters who decided to come down. He twists the cap off of his water bottle and takes a few sips, before pulling out a copy of the Video game. Alonzo waves it around, grinning as he points out to two familiar faces on the cover.

Alonzo Parker: CWF ’09… the official video game of Championship Wrestling Federation. That’s pretty big news right there, and I know everyone is excited about this future release. There are speculations that this may be the biggest wrestling game in history, and without name-dropping any other irrelevant companies but this is sure to blow out the competition. Why, you may ask? Why is this game so highly anticipated? Well, look on the cover and there you have it; the biggest draws in professional wrestling today! (His index finger taps on the pictures of himself and his protégé Evan Starr on the cover, the crowd having mixed reactions on this). Don’t get me wrong, I’ve played this game and the controls are excellent. The graphics are near-perfect, the voice-overs are extremely accurate; the developers definitely did a phenomenal job. But let’s get real… at the end of the day, even if it’s the worst game ever produced, even if it’s trash, even if this box art doesn’t even contain the damn disc to play it, people WILL buy this product because OUR faces are on it. It’s as simple as that. Evan and I rake the green for this company. We sell out every seat in the arenas no matter how loved or hated we are, we bring in ratings… and most now with this new upcoming release, we will single handedly sellout this new CWF ’09 video game. Bank on that. Any questions?

A reporter steps up.

Reporter #1: Hey this is Greg, I was just wondering when you were planning on returning to the ring?

Alonzo Parker: As soon as I get my medical clearance to compete in an actual match, but I expect to be back in action in early May the latest. I’ve had my surgery, and recently I’ve entered a grueling rehabilitation process so my comeback shouldn’t be too far away.

Reporter #2: What will you be doing in the meantime?

Alonzo Parker: What I’ve been doing for the past few months, I’ll continue providing guidance to my protégé Evan over here, so you can look ahead to me reprising my temporary manager role. I’ll be behind this kid throughout his journey to the top, that’s a guarantee.

Reporter #3: Alright, hypothetically speaking Alonzo, let’s say Evan wins the CWF World Championship from Tweeks. And by then you get your medical clearance, what would be next for The Spotlight.

Alonzo looks back at Evan and smirks. They both taunt each other playfully.

Alonzo Parker: We’ll have to wait and see. That’s it for questions, people. Now, without any further adieu… please put your hands together for the NEXT CWF World Champion… The Epic, Mr. Evan Starr!

TBCB Evan Starr only.

[evanstarr]

Evan gets up and walks to the podium. He shakes Alonzo's hand and they exchange shoulder pats. Alonzo takes his seat as Evan begins to speak. He is dressed in a red dress shirt with the sleeves unbuttoned and slightly rolled up. It is not tucked into to the black slacks he wears.

"When I was first approached about being involved with a video game, I thought it was more mindless stupidity. After talking it over with the man who was in charge at the time Ivan Spades, and being guaranteed a spot on the cover, I realized it could actually be a good thing. Most of the people in this world will live mediocre lives, and accomplish very little. So this game gives them the opportunity to select The Epic for career mode."

"Maybe then they could actually see Evan Starr versus Tweeks for the world title. Unlike in reality, and we all know why that is. This game will be to other wrestling games what the men on the cover are to other wrestlers, a thousand times superior. Now, I'll answer a few questions, intelligent questions."

"Evan, Jason West here from gamestorm.com. Do you know what your default rating is on the game?"

"It better be 99. No, I don't know, but realistically it should be very high."

"Evan, over here! Does this game feature a Valkyrie career mode?"

"You need to talk to the THQ staff about that, but I believe it does."

"Evan! How does it feel to be put in your first video game?"

"Well the THQ staff are good at what they do. Obviously, obviously it is impossible to capture the complete aura of Evan Starr in any medium. I think they did as good a job as can be expected."

"That's all I've got to say. Now, I'll turn it over to the developers. The THQ team."

[z0mbi3]

There you have it folks... "The icons." in a little photo shoot all smiley and pearly teeth like. An epic moment indeed just asking for a tainting. Even shook Alonzo's hand and they were just about to depart as the fans started cheering louder and louder... Evan smirked a cocky grin at them but little did he know they were actually not cheering him at all. There Aaron was with a sadistic look on his face as Stitches held a PS3 controller in his hand.. He stood there behind Evan, just staring at the back of his head and almost twitching. Not a second later there Aaron was *strangling* Evan Starr with a wireless PS3 controller.. Evan turned around in shock as Aaron was *choking the life out of him.* He tried the best he could but no matter what the fuck he would do Evan would just not go down... Maybe he really was as epic as he says he is... Aaron gave up and stumbled backwards trying to catch his breath and just waved everyone off from trying to help him...

Aaron/
"They.... They just don't quite make them like they used to........"

Aaron sighed and shook his head.. what a fail... But before anyone could do anything about it, Kenzie had appeared from no where like a samurai ninja from a probably much better game.. Ninja Gaiden, Oh yes.. I said it... She yanked the controller from Aaron's grasp and drilled it straight between Evans eyes. The controller laid on the ground in pieces now.. As Alonzo was also rolling around in pain after Aaron stomped on his Tibia. Aaron and Kenzie looked at each other and laughed a little. Aaron shrugged his shoulders innocently... What can ya do? I mean really. He took a step and "accidentally."stepped on the video game that was also laid out on the ground and broke the case.. He covered his mouth in shock with his hand as Stitches picked it up and held it for the crowd to see.. It was blocking most of his puppety face. He then threw the game into the crowd before Aaron and Kenzie walked off leaving them both on the ground with what little of a crowd there was that was there, rather buzzing.