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Post by z0mbi3 on Apr 10, 2009 2:53:44 GMT -5
The scene opens up to a very robot box like Aaron Masters... And no.. This is not another "The Emo Robot Punisher." speech. AS MUCH AS YOU'D WANT IT TO! NO! I WILL NOT GO THERE EVER AGAIN!
Aaron is waddling around in his little outfit just chilling until he hears someone charging at him. He turns around and takes a big bite out of his M&M cookie when...
Aaron/
"HUUUUURKKK!!!"
Aaron flys backward after getting body checked by Kenzie.... Did she play football?
Kenzie/
"DON'T FUCKING NUDGE ME!"
Kenzie exclaims as she points to her lap top computer... Aaron laying there motionless and quite dazed... BUt still chewing his cookie none the less.. Kenzie gets a disgusted look as she notices the yellow M&Ms in the cookie.
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Post by kenzie on Apr 10, 2009 2:59:31 GMT -5
Kenzie jumps back as if she was a demon from hell, which some probably would agree to, and Aaron had a bottle of holy water....which wouldn't surprise anyone really. She sits there for a moment and holds her arm out pointing at the cookie hissing.
Kenzie - EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLL!!!!!!!!! You do not put yellow M&M's in something so moist and delectable as a cookie!!!! You might as well hand me a gallon of Diet Pepsi! BBAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Apr 10, 2009 3:05:06 GMT -5
A small sly, evil little smile came across his face as he specificly bit down on a section of the cookie that had a yellow in that area... She cringed as he chewed and popped up his ipod and pushed down on a button.. Not all of half a second later all Kenzie could hear coming from her laptop now was "DINGALINGALINGALING" None the less... Her eyes narrowed.
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Post by kenzie on Apr 10, 2009 3:14:30 GMT -5
Kenzie - You know what...Imma throw a wrench at you.
Aaron just looks at her. Yeah a devilish MSN Messenger wrench....that is just evil. But no...a second later there is a loud 'thud' followed by a 'ping' of a wrench flying through the air hitting Aaron in the forehead, right on the little bullethole, and then landing on the floor.
Kenzie - Ha! Bullseye....and not the gay Daredevil one!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Apr 10, 2009 3:34:13 GMT -5
Aaron stumbled around a little and shook his head.
Aaron/
"Good thing I had that adamantium injected in my face.......... Or was that just a botox and a really sick prank?"
Aaron looked a little pale for a second before he fell over on his stupid face. Oh dear... How precarious this could be for him.. That is if Kenzie decided she was going to fuck his day.
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Post by kenzie on Apr 10, 2009 3:37:35 GMT -5
Kenzie got up and walked over to the fallen Aaron. What was left of his demon cookie laid next to him. She crushed it with her foot and grabbed a hold of him by the strap of his overalls and started skipping down the hallway. She swung him into a pile of crates.
Kenzie - NUDGE BITCH!
She swung him around again this time into a wall.
Kenzie - NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Apr 10, 2009 3:47:15 GMT -5
Aaron came too after a second and shook his head as Kenzie was screaming "NUDGE" in his hear. He turned around and google eyed her and stumbled backward a little before sneezing onto his hand and then proceeding to wipe it on her shirt.
Aaron/
"I think I am getting allergic to pain..."
Aaron of course.. Got smacked by a very mad and quite grossed out Kenzie. Aaron proceeded to sneeze once again.
Aaron/
"What did I tell you?"
Oh shit, he's got the cooties.
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Post by kenzie on Apr 10, 2009 3:52:18 GMT -5
Kenzie - Then I think you have been secretly probed by aliens. Well...not aliens in general............one particular alien. Maybe it was some sort of time release infection. It just got a little delayed because well...your fucked up. So that made it fuck up...and now your even more fucked up.
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