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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 9:01:16 GMT -5
Luke is sitting in his car, eating an angry whopper from the king. Lately he's spent more time working behind the scenes of his company rather than forcing airtime upon himself. So who knows what the hell he's been up to. Being bored to tears, he searches through his phone's contact list....or lack their of, to find someone....anyone to party with. Aaron, he hasn't been seen in months. Kenna, she's a bitch. The person who seems to be his new secretary Zero....too weird. And even his assistant Dexter was busy working at the offices while he was enjoying a day off. After scrolling through his list several times he finally stops on the name Kenzie after passing it many times before. He hasn't talked to her in god knows how long. I guess he could owe it to himself to check and see how the lass is doing. Maybe he should text her with some personal problems...
Message: Kenzie, quick....help! I need some advice!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 6, 2009 9:11:01 GMT -5
Kenzie is just lounging around rocking rapidly in a video chair, rocking back so far that the back of the chair lays on the floor. She gives her feet a slight wiggle and she goes flying forward again. Hearing her text alert she pulls her phone out of the front pocket of her hoodie and looks at the message. Why it's a message from Luke. How splendid! After reading she just rolls her eyes and lets out a groan. Hitting the reply button her thumbs start rushing across the keyboard of her phone.
Text - You need psychiatric help...I'm not Lucy..my rates are much higher than mere pocket change.
Kenzie presses send and pockets her phone again as she returns back to rocking in her gay video chair.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 9:26:44 GMT -5
Oh how splendid, a message back. Taking a quick glance at the message, he grins as he continues the text conversation.
Message: Well I seem to have fallen for this overly dramatic emo queen. She gets really mad when I'm not giving her enough attention but she's really nice and she swore she'd never cheat on me or leave me for someone else. I'm supposed to go see her in 2 weeks but the last I heard was that she broke her ankle and now I haven't heard from her in a month. What should I do?!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 6, 2009 9:30:07 GMT -5
Kenzie again stops rocking when she hears her phone go off. She pulls it from her pocket and checks her message.
Kenzie - Oh dear God.
Quickly hitting reply she types out a rather simple reply that speaks volumes.
Text - You need to be shot.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 9:38:31 GMT -5
Hmmm, how devious of her...very devious indeed....
Message: Maybe so, but at least I'm not telling the truth. I actually wanted to see what you were up to cause I'm bored as hell and I don't think I can handle another angry whopper...it's making me...angry.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 6, 2009 9:41:46 GMT -5
Kenzie read the message and shook her head a little bit.
Text - All I'm doing is getting dizzy by rocking in a video chair like an idiot. I'm supposed to go pick up Karsyn at the airport in about a half hour. You can come with if you want. BTW when did Whoppers get emotions?
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 13:07:37 GMT -5
Contemplating the decision, he decides he might as well go with seeing as he's got nothing better to do.
Message: Alright, I suppose I can come with. Not like I've got much better to do. I'll be at your place in an hourish. Oh and whoppers have had feelings for a long time...they just bottled it up inside for awhile and have finally snapped and grew jalapenos. Scary I know!
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Post by kenzie on Jan 6, 2009 18:04:21 GMT -5
After reading her message from Luke she shudders a little at the thought of jalapenos. She gets up and walks down the hall to her bedroom grabbing her black boots and her hoodie. Slipping each of them on she wanders back out into the living room of her apartment and grabs her phone as well as a few other things and slips them into her pocket. Keeping her phone out she scrolls through until she finds Karsyn's number and begins to type out a message to her.
Text - Have you landed yet kiddo?
After waiting a few seconds Karsyn replies back.
Text - About 10 more minutes.
Kenzie's fingers again begin to type away at the keyboard on her phone.
Text - Will be there soon...hopefully.
Kenz locks her phone and slips it into her pocket. The last thing she needs is her pocket ghost dialing some random person in China. She flops down and waits for Luke to take his sweet ass time to arrive at her place.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 18:42:26 GMT -5
Surprisingly only 15 minutes later, Kenzie hears a banging on the door....obviously being Luke. She gets up and answers the door, seeing Luke standing there with a huge childlike grin and a bag from Burger King.
Kenzie: Well that was quick.
Luke: That's what she said.
Kenzie rolls her eyes and lets the loser in.
Luke: So what the hell has been up? It's been awhile. You seem very grr.
Luke moves his hand Austin Powers style as he stands there with a "grr" pose.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 6, 2009 19:10:17 GMT -5
Kenzie shakes her head a little bit smiling a slight bit.
Kenzie - Grr huh? Well I did get knocked around by some guy.
Luke opens his mouth to say something but she cuts him off.
Kenzie - Turn that into something perverted and I'll turn you into the murder case on the 6 o'clock news.
She turns around and grabs her apartment keys and shoves them into her pocket.
Kenzie - Well, boss man...shall we? We can chit chat in the car and you can grease yourself up with your overly emotional cheeseburger.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 19:35:26 GMT -5
Luke: Well alright, but after I'm done eating this angry burger we might have to stop and get something to drink. Nothing goes better with anger than alcohol.
Kenzie rolls her eyes again and they head out the door.
Luke: Seriously now, what the hell is your problem? You get your tubes tied or something?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 6, 2009 19:49:29 GMT -5
Kenzie just stops and looks at him cocking her head to the side.
Kenzie - My tubes tied? One would think that would be a good thing...have sex all I want without having to worry about getting knocked up, therefore ruining your schedule by having to take time off cuz ya know, pregnant women don't bring in ratings on a wrestling show....Unless your some old broad getting pregnant by a latex gorilla and giving birth to a hand.
Kenzie shakes her head and shudders a little bit.
Kenzie - I'm all grr because people are retarded...and wanna be female wrestlers are even worse! Fucking homo loving cum guzzling pedophile attracting plastic dolls!
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 20:06:44 GMT -5
Luke nods as he starts munching into his fries.
Luke: Indeed people are stupid. That's why there intelligent people like us to counter balance the spectrum. It's just a shame too many have been converted into stupidity. But shit you shouldn't let stupid people get to you, you just gotta come to the realization that people will always be stupid no matter what.
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Post by kenzie on Jan 6, 2009 20:35:07 GMT -5
Kenzie just stares at the road ahead of her. Reaching over and stealing one of Luke's fries. He smacks her hand but she quickly shoves the fry into her mouth.
Kenzie - You know, one would think that making a living off beating the crap out of these stupid people would be fun. It would be rejuvinating...but ya know...it gets kind of boring. I mean maybe if they changed up their stupidity once in a while. Or got creative. Or maybe even actually doing something worth while for a change it would freshen things up. But nooooo they have to be super gay and retarded and do the same stuff over and over again, thinking they are being different and creative when actually they just keep repeating themselves over and over and don't ever realize that no matter how much they try to change they will always be the joke that everyone sees them as. There is no getting over it.
Kenzie sighs as Luke is now looking at her blankly.
Kenzie - Yeah...grr rambling....can't be avoided...it's a requirement of my therapy, otherwise I get locked up again and put on happy pills.....
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 6, 2009 21:00:21 GMT -5
He shrugs and continues eating as they pull up to the airport.
Luke: Well that's why you gotta use your therapy on the stupid people. Sure it gets boring beating them up all the time, using them as the punchline to every joke, even making sure they know they're inferior to us. That's why you've gotta change up your tactics every now and then. Like your stunt with CJ. Make him think you're all good with him then bam stab him in the back. Brilliant idea, and the best part about it is that the stupid people never see it coming. Take for instance the current Women's champion Jennah....who hasn't done a goddamn thing since getting that belt except waste our good air. You needa make her think your friends with her and then when she turns around you clip her at the knee and proceed to shatter it into pieces because thats the Kenzie way. Even if I'm not right you should agree with me because it's a pretty cool idea.
Luke looks around with a slightly confused look on his face.
Luke: So what are we doing here again?
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