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Post by kenzie on Jan 7, 2009 22:42:19 GMT -5
Karsyn listens to Luke and de-angrys her whopper by picking the peppers off.
Karsyn - Or a d-bag like you said.
She grins taking a bite of some of her french fries.
Karsyn - You know I've been pretty good about the whole thing. I wasn't one of those money digging women who marries the guy then divorces him and wants all his money. I didn't ask for any actually. I figure as long as your paying me boss I don't need it.
For some reason the last comment makes her giggle. She really is a light weight when it comes to drinking.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 7, 2009 22:47:26 GMT -5
Luke smirks.
Luke: I'm just lucky you're affordable. You wouldn't imagine what some of these girls ask for. And to top it off all the greedy egotistical guys we have employed. Good thing we make a decent amount of income so I don't have to pay anyone with money out of my own pocket. I'd have to sell all my rakes.
Karsyn: Rakes?
Luke: Yeah, I have a room in my house designed specifically for holding rakes.
Karsyn: Why?
Luke: Why not?
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Post by kenzie on Jan 7, 2009 22:57:27 GMT -5
Karsyn raises and cheers a french fry to him.
Karsyn - Excellent point. Maybe I should do that.
She takes a drink of her soda.
Karsyn - Not rakes though. Maybe...hos? Wait no, that gives the wrong impression. Yard flamingos maybe? Hmm what do you think? Maybe I should start up a collection of toilet paper signs.
Karsyn giggles a little bit sticking the top of her tongue out.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 8, 2009 9:25:31 GMT -5
Luke gets up and throws away his garbage after inhaling his food like a pig and sits back down.
Luke: Well if you'd really want a room covered in toilet paper, be my guest. And aren't you supposed to be shy?
Before she can answer, Luke's phone starts going off. He picks it up and looks at it.
Luke: Well it's Kenzie, what a surprise.
He flips the phone open and starts talking.
Luke: Yea, what do you want?
Kenzie: Where the fuck are you guys?
Luke: I brought Karsyn back to my place to show her what a real man's like.
Kenzie: Shut up! Don't even think about that!
Luke: We're at Burger King, where the hell do you think we are.
Kenzie: Why didn't you tell me?!
Luke: I don't know. We were starving and didn't have time to waste.
Kenzie: Well I've been trying to call Karsyn forever, but she isn't picking up.
Luke: Maybe her phones dead.
Kenzie: Thats obsurd.
Luke: Nothings obsurd at Burger King. Fine, we'll be back soon.
Luke hangs up and shakes his head.
Luke: Well shall we?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 8, 2009 9:33:21 GMT -5
Karsyn cleans up her stuff and follows Luke back out to the car.
Karsyn - And I am shy, I just do better in one on one settings. I open up a little more and can relax.
She giggles a little bit.
Karsyn - And I think that little bit to drink helped. I'm a light weight aren't I?
Karsyn flops down in the seat next to Luke and fastens her seat belt.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 8, 2009 9:50:15 GMT -5
Luke starts his car and starts driving....but not toward Kenzie's.
Luke: I guess there's only one way to find out....back to Wal-Mart we go!
Karsyn: For what?
Luke: More alcohol of course!
They finally get to Wal-Mart and run inside quick to grab some more vodka, orange juice, and cups. Only the essentials of course.
Luke: I guess you have to drink in the car or Kenzie will get pissed!
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 8, 2009 10:33:06 GMT -5
Karsyn giggles a little bit.
Karsyn - Wait! I have an idea!!!
Karsyn grabs Luke and tugs him after her. She searches up and down the isles until she finds what she wanted. An insulated sports bottle with a straw. She grabs it and shows it to Luke.
Karsyn - Now she will never know.
She grins proud of herself and her discovery.
Karsyn - We mix it in the car and she won't have a clue!
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 8, 2009 11:02:06 GMT -5
Luke grabs the bottle.
Luke: Well I don't think I can afford it.
Karsyn: Oh come on your like a multi billionaire, its a 2 dollar bottle.
Luke: Who says I'm a multi billionaire?
Karsyn: Kenzie.
Luke: Oh I hate her....Okay fine, but I hope you know I can black mail you any time if you make me angry.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 8, 2009 11:13:19 GMT -5
Karsyn pretends to act shocked.
Karsyn - Blackmail me? Little ol me? I'm innocent. How could you possibly blackmail me? I haven't done anything wrong. I have been a perfect innocent little angel just like I always am.
She stands there trying to look as innocent as possible grinning like a little kid who's plotting world domination.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 8, 2009 11:28:56 GMT -5
He raises and eyebrow and smirks. They begin walking back to his car as he continues the conversation, intrigued by her pretend innocent smirk.
Luke: Oh really? You're all innocent even though you're drinking behind your sisters back when she specifically told you not to? Doesn't sound very innocent to me. Let alone look at who your talking to.
Karsyn: I'm very innocent.
Luke: You humor me. First you were supposed to be this big shy girl but yet you're all hyper and blaming it on the booze. And now you still say your innocent.
Karsyn: Shush, I am innocent.
Luke: Okay, little miss innocent. Then tell me what's the most non innocent thing you've ever done?
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 8, 2009 11:51:51 GMT -5
She'd gotten herself into that one and her face scrunched up at the thought.
Karsyn - I haven't done anything uninnocent! I'm angelic I tell you.
Luke just looks over at her not buying the story she's trying to tell him.
Luke - You know I could fire you.
Karsyn - Now who's black mailing who?
Luke - Yes but I'm the boss so it's okay, and if you don't obey the boss then you gotta go.
Karsyn tries not to laugh at that logic.
Karsyn - Alright, I um...MAY have gotten dared to enter a contest by some friends of mine when I first went to college......
Luke - What kind of contest?
Karsyn - A uhhh umm....I don't wanna say.
Luke - Then I'm telling Kenzie you stole my alcohol and drank it all then tried to rape me.
Karsyn - Like she'd believe that.
Luke - I can be very persuasive.
Karsyn - It was an amature stripper contest at one of the clubs in town.....and I won.
Karsyn's cheeks instantly flood with color as she hides her face with her hands.
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 8, 2009 12:01:13 GMT -5
Luke stands there with his jaw dropped open. Unbelievable.
Luke: Wow, and your the shy innocent little sister? I knew it was all a cover up.
Karsyn: It was a one time thing!
Luke: Doesn't matter.
They continue walking towards the car and Luke stops and sits on the hood. Karsyn looks slightly confused.
Luke: Okay, let me see your moves.
Karsyn: What?!
Luke: It's not like I'm asking you to strip we're in a fucking Wal-mart parking lot, just show me how you won the contest. If you need a pole use the street lamp over there.
Luke smirks and folds his arms over his chest, continuing to lean against his car.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 8, 2009 12:07:41 GMT -5
She stands there her jaw nearly on the ground.
Karsyn - You and I have very different definitions of 'one time thing' then. I am not grinding around in the parking lot of Wal Mart. I've got a skirt on for gosh sakes! My legs would be all over the place and everyone here would be getting more of a view than they should. Plus I'm not too sure I want my boss to see that side of me.
She grins brushing some of her hair back.
Karsyn - Plus I have a repuation to maintain. I'm not like some 12 year old afraid to go into the Disney store. This is serious!
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Post by psycholukeguy on Jan 8, 2009 12:18:28 GMT -5
Luke: Oh right, the reputation of being the shy innocent girl? Yeah that's destroyed. You can no longer call yourself shy or innocent in my presence because I now know you are far from both of those.
Karsyn: You don't know.
Luke: Oh I don't? I could've swore that being shy meant you don't talk to people or act outrageous, and here you are talking up a storm and telling me about your strip club adventures. Sounds like a shy girl to me. And you should really drop this whole "boss" thing....you make me sound old.
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Post by innocentpenguin on Jan 8, 2009 12:26:07 GMT -5
Karsyn couldn't help but laugh a little.
Karsyn - I am shy. I was shy when you came with Kenzie to pick me up. I'll be shy the next time I see you. Once in a while I get a wild hair up my butt and I just kinda explode a little. I blame it on you getting me all drunken and what not. It's your fault.
She just looks at him grinning like a dork.
Karsyn - And you know, compared to me you are old.......boss.
Karsyn just giggles a little bit.
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