Boredom...dom...dom...dom

[kenzie]

Kenzie and Luke get out of the car and head into the airport to find Karsyn.

Kenzie - My sister, you know, cute little brunette. The shy one not the bitchy former...um..I dunno...girlfriend? Piece of ass? Whatever the hell you two were. Karsyn...not Kenna. We are picking her up....and you are going to be nice and on your best behavior. She's still really quiet and shy and I don't want you creeping her out........well........anymore than you normally would.

[psycholukeguy]

Luke smirks to himself.

Luke: Buy me a bottle of Jager and I'll be the most polite individual you have ever met.....ever!

He tilts his head and puts on a crazed Stewie style grin and Kenzie just shakes her head.

Luke: Well does she at least like french fries? Cause I have a ton in here and I don't want to eat them all cause I'll feel like a pig, and I'm sure your therapy prohibits the use of deliciously deep fried potatoes going into your digestive system.

[kenzie]

Kenzie looks around a little bit trying to see if she can find Karsyn.

Kenzie - You know Luke, you have to be the only insanely wealthy guy I know who constantly eats fast food. You don't go and get gourmet...you get angry whoppers.

She slowly turns her head and looks at him.

Kenzie - When you were younger you wanted to get rich so you could buy the $2.00 tv dinners instead of the 99 cent ones didn't you?

[psycholukeguy]

Luke grins and lightly taps Kenzie on the arm with his fist.

Luke: Oh you can read me like a book.

They walk around for a few minutes, which seem like hours to Luke.

Luke: Damn how hard is it to find someone in an airport? Maybe we need one of those signs with the persons name on it. You know like the limo drivers have.

[kenzie]

Kenzie grins a little bit.

Kenzie - Alright then, why don't you go find us a sign. I will stand right here and wait hmm?

Luke runs off to go find a sign. Kenzie pulls out her phone and texts Karsyn letting her know where she is waiting. She waits a few more minutes and just as Karsyn approaches Kenzie with her travel bag Luke comes walking out of the bathroom with a line of toilet paper, but instead of having Karsyn written on it, it says "Kenzies shy quiet little sister. Not the bitchy one named MaKenna, she can find her own ride." He looks pleased with himself and stands next to Kenzie.

Luke - Hey look my sign worked...she found us.

Karsyn's eyes widen a little and Kenzie just gives her a look to try to get her to relax.

Kenzie - Luke was bored and needed something to do...so he came along....he has french fries to use as a peace offering....

[psycholukeguy]

They all head towards the car and soon are heading back to Kenzie's place.

Luke: You know I still haven't gotten my Jager.

Kenzie: Is that supposed to be my problem?

Luke: Well I would hope so. You can't have a good time without Jager. Well you can but it wouldn't be as good. And even if it was as good you'd remember it so it would defeat the purpose. The best moments of your life are supposed to be the ones you don't remember. Or so I've heard.....

[kenzie]

Kenzie looks over at Karsyn who had managed to crack a slight smile.

Kenzie - Well then that explains your relationship with Kenna. But I'm not buying you Jager. Karsyn isn't old enough and I'm in no way letting her be around you drunk....God only knows what you'd try to do.

[psycholukeguy]

Luke: Kenna is a seductress okay? She lures you in and before you know it your trapped and your wallet is empty and you have a kid.....it's terrible.

Kenzie: I bet it is.

Luke: Tell me about it, and the worst part is she never calls! Horrible horrible person.

Kenzie just shakes her head as they continue on the road.

Luke: Oh do you have the new guitar hero? I haven't gotten the chance to buy it yet but I've played it at Wal-Mart and it's pretty sweet. The new controllers are solid. Better than those rock band piece of shit ones. Rock band sucks!

[kenzie]

Kenzie quickly turns the steering wheel of the car causing it to jump the median and into the other lane of traffic.

Karsyn - What are you doing!?

Kenzie - Luke gave me an idea.

Karsyn turns and looks in the back seat at Luke who now has spilled some of his french fries.

Karsyn - I think you may have almost killed him...he spilled his fries.

Kenzie - He'll get over it once we get to Hell Mart.

[psycholukeguy]

Luke: Gee thanks Kenzie, you could've warned me first so my fries didn't go anywhere. You're lucky theres a Burger King right next to Wal-Mart so I can get more.

Kenzie: Why don't you get one of your expensive hot pockets?

Luke: Oh yeah! I'll get a hungry man XXL. One pound of food equals 10 pounds of fat on your ass. That should totally be their slogan. Wait does your microwave work? I could've swore the last time I checked it was broken. You know what, I'll just buy a new microwave. It'll be your late christmas present. And god knows how dirty yours is anyways.

[kenzie]

Kenzie pulls into the parking lot of Wal Mart.

Kenzie - I will have you know that if Skytz had thumbs and knew how to read numbers, then the microwave woulnd't be a mess. And it's only broken because she actually tried to use it and tried to microwave a hot pocket for an hour! So it's her fault not mine.

[psycholukeguy]

Luke: Yeah well it's still guilty by association.

Kenzie: Is not!

Luke: Is too. I've seen it on Law and Order once or twice. You were at the scene of the microwave crime therefore you are an accomplice.

Kenzie: You don't even know what you're talking about.

Luke: You're right, but it sounded good.

Kenzie shuts the car off and Luke bolts out of the car like a little kid wanting a toy.

Kenzie: Don't run in the parking lot! You almost just died!

Luke ignoring the call runs into Wal-mart, heading off to god knows where, leaving Kenzie and Karsyn in the car.

[kenzie]

Kenzie and Karsyn finally get out of the car and head into Wal Mart. Customers currently in the store are manuvering about in a more chaotic manner than normal.

Karsyn - How are we going to find him?

Kenzie - Follow the chaos.

Kenzie points down an isle to where several people are picking up items they spilled. A little kid is crying, and a largely over weight woman is waving her finger around in the air in a 'oh no he didn't' manner. They pass by the nerf isle and Kenzie grabs Karsyn pulling her into the isle. Kenzie grabs a couple nerf guns and rips them out of the box, then rips open a couple packages of amo. She loads one of the guns up and hands it to her sister before loading the other and keeping it for herself.

Kenzie - If we're going after him....we're definitely gonna need these. Alright team, let's move out....

[psycholukeguy]

By this time Luke has a shopping cart full of goodies and is wandering around the store like a casual customer. In his cart is a microwave, some tv dinners and hot pockets, and a whole new Xbox Elite with several random games....why? I dunno. By now Luke's checking out the toy section, making sure all the CWF action figures are up to par, when some employee walks up to him.

Wal-Mart guy: Hello sir, may I help you find something?

Luke: No, I'm just browsing.

The guy walks off and Luke mumbles something to himself along the lines of "God I hate when they bug you, they're like attention parasites. Well if thats the case I know some girl that should work here." Soon he spots Kenzie and Karsyn.

Luke: Where the hell have you two been? And where did you get those guns? What are those guns for? Did you open those without paying for them?

[kenzie]

Kenzie looks over at Karsyn and shrugs.

Kenzie - Maybe, maybe not. Are we playing 20 questions or something? Why do you have a microwave? Why do you have that kind of hotpockets? Why did you get that game? What are you doing in the toy isle?

Karsyn - Why are you acting normal?

Kenzie looks over at Karsyn blankly.

Karsyn - Sorry....I thought I'd contribute.