Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:38:06 GMT -5
The scene opens to Aaron Masters in a kaki suit. Shorts and the t-shirt. He even has a little indiana jones hat. Luke is dessed up in a black dog suit. With paws and big flappy ears. Luke doesn't look to impressed with Aaron. Aaron is staring to the camera with a big ole smile on his face. He grabs the camera and pulls it down. He is now crouching. He begins speaking in a heavy canadian/austrailian accent.
Aaron Masters/
"Well come to the return of the crockanadian hunta! In this episode we will find out about the wildlife that is WWEA! AYE! Now we have to be careful here! We don't want these brutes knowing what wu're doin! so wure gonna sneak aroond all Solid Snake loike!"
Aaron sneaks over to the locker room door sticking low to the ground.
Aaron turns around and looks at Luke who is dressed in a doggy suit.
Aaron Masters/
"Stoiy low to the grooiund Lucky Schoosher! We don't want be spoited! AND DON'T YOU BARK AITHA!"
Luke gets on all fours and starts cussing and saying shit under his breath.
Aaron Masters/
"Now don't you be a poor sport eh!"
Aaron opens the door and grabs the camera man and yanks him down so he's close to the ground.
Aaron Masters/
"Now get ready! this could be dangerous! Now I want to make sure that we make it out alive and unseen ya hear?! Like I said... we have to be Solid Snake loike!"
Aaron runs out of the door and dives behind a box and slams into the wall. Luke crawls on his hands and knee's to the other side. The camera man dashes across the hallway and hides behind the box.
Aaron Masters/
"Alrighte! Now we'll be lookin at the Cuterus Faitherous! A emoish animal that is often depressed and sad liek! And when this animal is sad its a bloody mess I'll tell ya!"
Aaron smiles innocently and cawls over to the door. He pulls out a tape recorder and opens the door and starts taping inside the locker room. Inside is Faith reading a WWEA Magazine. and she is sitting on a black leather couch... She is not facing the door. The T.V is turned on quite loudly.
Aaron Masters/
"Ssshhhhh! We gotta be quiet eh! now here's the scoooooop on this bloke!... The Cuterus Faitherous looks female! Thats really bad because their more sensitive then other Cuterus Faitherous'es. And there aloite more dangerous then normal! Because Cuterus Faitherous have PMS and they don't loike it when people spy on them. Sometimes if they don't get the man they lioke they develope emo type behavour and get all suicidal. And then when his new girlfriend gets a rat she goes and steals it! And then eats it whole! And this is how she survives! By eating rats and such!"
Aaron is still recording Faith on a black and white camera as she flips through her magazine not knowing whats going on.
Aaron Masters/
"I'm gonna try and get a closer look!"
Aaron opens the door and crawls inside and sneaks along and gets real close. Luke crawls inside on all fours and sits there as Aaron tipsy toes over to Faith. Right now he is crouching beside the right arm of the couch looking at Faith reading her magazine.
Aaron Masters/
"I think she is currently looking at a breeding season magazine... AKA farm porn!.... She flips the page! Didn't like that horsey! She needs a big shlong and not some small shit aye!"
Faith closes the magazine and looks stiff... She swings to her right and stares at Aaron and screams. Aaron jumps up and shuts the camera off. The camera angle changes back to what the camera man sees. Both Aaron and Luke and Faith are screaming
Aaron Masters/
" The Cuterus Faitherous has spotted us! Run before she devours us all!"
Aaron runs away but grabs Luke by his fake tail and drags him across the floor. He runs into the hallways. Faith has her hand on her chest and she's panting from being startled like that... She collects herself and jogs over to the door and peers out the door and watches the camera man run away filming them as Aaron drags Luke down the hall by his tail. Luke is still on all fours and you can hear a screeching noise as he is being dragged. Aaron dives around the corner and crawls over to a box and looks over at Luke
Aaron Masters/
"Quick Lucky Schoosher! Come here boy! C'mere! Eh!"
Luke quickly crawls over to the box and hides behind it as well.
Aaron Masters/
"SHHHHH! I think we are being stalked!"
Faith suddenly walks by Aaron and Luke are behind the box. Faith looks around the corner and only sees the box. She then turns around the corner and walks past the box and down the hall. Aaron and Luke see her and hug eachother and pull against the wall. They both cover eachothers mouths. Faith walks right pas them and continues down the hall looking for them. Luke and Aaron sigh softly in releif.
Aaron Masters/
"Oie! That one was close Lucky Schoosher!"
Luke blanky stares at Aaron with a pissed off look.
Luke Schlosser/
"Why am I the fucking dog!?"
Aaron Masters/
"SHHH! DOGS DONT TALK!"
Luke rolls his eyes and starts to scrach his black furr.
Luke Schlosser/
"This shit is fucking itchy!"
Aaron Masters/
"FLEAS! AH!"
Luke rolls his eyes and stands up. As does Aaron. Aaron grabs the camera from the camera man it faces him.
Aaron Masters/
"And thoight has been anuther episode of the crockanadian hunter! Stay Tooooooned for anuther episode! CROCKANADIAN HUNTER OUT AYE!"
The camera man stops recording as Aaron fixes his hat from the running. He looks over at Luke as Luke looks ticked off
Luke Schlosser/
"Cant believe you made me do that man..."
Aaron Masters/
"What!? Atleast I didn't make you dress up like that guys wife!"
TBC If you want lol (Luke's in a dog custume still and Aaron is in a crock hunter outfit)
Aaron Masters/
"Well come to the return of the crockanadian hunta! In this episode we will find out about the wildlife that is WWEA! AYE! Now we have to be careful here! We don't want these brutes knowing what wu're doin! so wure gonna sneak aroond all Solid Snake loike!"
Aaron sneaks over to the locker room door sticking low to the ground.
Aaron turns around and looks at Luke who is dressed in a doggy suit.
Aaron Masters/
"Stoiy low to the grooiund Lucky Schoosher! We don't want be spoited! AND DON'T YOU BARK AITHA!"
Luke gets on all fours and starts cussing and saying shit under his breath.
Aaron Masters/
"Now don't you be a poor sport eh!"
Aaron opens the door and grabs the camera man and yanks him down so he's close to the ground.
Aaron Masters/
"Now get ready! this could be dangerous! Now I want to make sure that we make it out alive and unseen ya hear?! Like I said... we have to be Solid Snake loike!"
Aaron runs out of the door and dives behind a box and slams into the wall. Luke crawls on his hands and knee's to the other side. The camera man dashes across the hallway and hides behind the box.
Aaron Masters/
"Alrighte! Now we'll be lookin at the Cuterus Faitherous! A emoish animal that is often depressed and sad liek! And when this animal is sad its a bloody mess I'll tell ya!"
Aaron smiles innocently and cawls over to the door. He pulls out a tape recorder and opens the door and starts taping inside the locker room. Inside is Faith reading a WWEA Magazine. and she is sitting on a black leather couch... She is not facing the door. The T.V is turned on quite loudly.
Aaron Masters/
"Ssshhhhh! We gotta be quiet eh! now here's the scoooooop on this bloke!... The Cuterus Faitherous looks female! Thats really bad because their more sensitive then other Cuterus Faitherous'es. And there aloite more dangerous then normal! Because Cuterus Faitherous have PMS and they don't loike it when people spy on them. Sometimes if they don't get the man they lioke they develope emo type behavour and get all suicidal. And then when his new girlfriend gets a rat she goes and steals it! And then eats it whole! And this is how she survives! By eating rats and such!"
Aaron is still recording Faith on a black and white camera as she flips through her magazine not knowing whats going on.
Aaron Masters/
"I'm gonna try and get a closer look!"
Aaron opens the door and crawls inside and sneaks along and gets real close. Luke crawls inside on all fours and sits there as Aaron tipsy toes over to Faith. Right now he is crouching beside the right arm of the couch looking at Faith reading her magazine.
Aaron Masters/
"I think she is currently looking at a breeding season magazine... AKA farm porn!.... She flips the page! Didn't like that horsey! She needs a big shlong and not some small shit aye!"
Faith closes the magazine and looks stiff... She swings to her right and stares at Aaron and screams. Aaron jumps up and shuts the camera off. The camera angle changes back to what the camera man sees. Both Aaron and Luke and Faith are screaming
Aaron Masters/
" The Cuterus Faitherous has spotted us! Run before she devours us all!"
Aaron runs away but grabs Luke by his fake tail and drags him across the floor. He runs into the hallways. Faith has her hand on her chest and she's panting from being startled like that... She collects herself and jogs over to the door and peers out the door and watches the camera man run away filming them as Aaron drags Luke down the hall by his tail. Luke is still on all fours and you can hear a screeching noise as he is being dragged. Aaron dives around the corner and crawls over to a box and looks over at Luke
Aaron Masters/
"Quick Lucky Schoosher! Come here boy! C'mere! Eh!"
Luke quickly crawls over to the box and hides behind it as well.
Aaron Masters/
"SHHHHH! I think we are being stalked!"
Faith suddenly walks by Aaron and Luke are behind the box. Faith looks around the corner and only sees the box. She then turns around the corner and walks past the box and down the hall. Aaron and Luke see her and hug eachother and pull against the wall. They both cover eachothers mouths. Faith walks right pas them and continues down the hall looking for them. Luke and Aaron sigh softly in releif.
Aaron Masters/
"Oie! That one was close Lucky Schoosher!"
Luke blanky stares at Aaron with a pissed off look.
Luke Schlosser/
"Why am I the fucking dog!?"
Aaron Masters/
"SHHH! DOGS DONT TALK!"
Luke rolls his eyes and starts to scrach his black furr.
Luke Schlosser/
"This shit is fucking itchy!"
Aaron Masters/
"FLEAS! AH!"
Luke rolls his eyes and stands up. As does Aaron. Aaron grabs the camera from the camera man it faces him.
Aaron Masters/
"And thoight has been anuther episode of the crockanadian hunter! Stay Tooooooned for anuther episode! CROCKANADIAN HUNTER OUT AYE!"
The camera man stops recording as Aaron fixes his hat from the running. He looks over at Luke as Luke looks ticked off
Luke Schlosser/
"Cant believe you made me do that man..."
Aaron Masters/
"What!? Atleast I didn't make you dress up like that guys wife!"
TBC If you want lol (Luke's in a dog custume still and Aaron is in a crock hunter outfit)