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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:32:06 GMT -5
MoFo Steve Bradley stands there looking scared. Trying to rip out of the tied up pillow cases, he fails due to a broken arm. Aaron and Sky just stand there and laugh. Aaron is about to draw on MoFo's face, but MoFo says...
MoFo Steve Bradley: Look man. I'll give you anything!
Aaron*smiling*: Like what?
MoFo: Money?! I know you get a crappy check from that cheap bastard, Eddie Rabbitt. Take it all! I get paid today anyway.
Aaron: Where's your wallet?
Aaron holds the marker up to MoFo's throat as if it was a knive reading to puncture into MoFo's throat.
MoFo: It's in my left back pocket.
Aaron: I'm not going to touch your ass man!
MoFo: Well, if you untie me I ca-
Aaron raises his hand up slightly making the marker bend into MoFo's skin.
MoFo: Okay! Okay! Fine! Don't untie me!
Aaron: Fine...Sky you reach in there!
Sky: Fuck you, I'm gonna touch his ass!
Aaron: Fine! I'll get it!
Aaron grabs MoFo's chain thats hooked to MoFo's wallet. Aaron begins to pull the chain, but the wallet is stuck in MoFo's back pocket. Aaron pulls harder making MoFo fall onto his fractured shoulder. MoFo weezes in pain as Aaron laughs. Aaron then finally gets it out as he folds out the wallet and pulls out a bunch of money. He counts it, and has a weird/suspicious look on his face.
Aaron: 3,000 Dollars? I thought you got paid more then that?
MoFo: I used to, but like I said Eddie is a cheap mother fucker.
Aaron: Okay.
Aaron pockets the money as MoFo looks up at Aaron.
MoFo: Well?
Aaron: Well what?!
MoFo: You going to untie me?!
Aaron: Nah! I just needed some money for more fireworks.
MoFo: You asshole!
Aaron grabs MoFo and pulls him back up, making him hit the back of his head HARD on the concrete wall, instantly knocking MoFo uncious. Sky begins to freak out.
Sky: You killed him!
Aaron: Did not! Steve has a very thin head, not brain though. He's just knocked out. Good thing too, he can't squirm around anymore.
TBCB...Whoever...But paybacks a bitch Devo!!!!
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:32:22 GMT -5
Sky started laughing and she grabbed the marker from Aaron.
Sky-I'll take that!
Aaron looked at Sky and blinked a few times with a blank expression on his face. She smiled and winked at him before removing the marker cap and beginning to doodle on Mofos face. She drew a couple hearts and some stars and she drew a few random lines and Aaron looked at her "...lemme see" Sky wouldnt give him the marker and Aaron started to try to wrestle it out of her hand which made her bump it and draw a tiny line on his cheek she started laughing and he glared at her before grabbing the marker and drawing a tiny line on her cheek she stopped laughing and glared at him he just smiled at her and went back to drawing on Mofos face. Sky acted offended and pouted as Aaron finished up his drawings. He looked over at her and raised his eyebrows giving her a confused look.
Aaron-Something wrong?
Sky-You marked on my face!
Aaron-You marked on mine!
Sky-It was an accident!
Aaron-No it wasnt!
Sky-Yes it was! Not to mention....for a guy to have marker on his face is a whole hell of a lot different then a chick...this better come off because if it doesnt You are gonna lose a nut!
Aaron-Come on why are you gonna go and do something like that...its a little tiny mark and if you take one of my nuts im sure that would effect us both greatly.
Sky-*mumbiling* i dont need the nuts...
Aaron-What was that?
Sky-Nothing..
Aaron-No what did you say?
Sky-Your mom sucks Satans dick in hell!
Aaron-Hey! You didnt say that.
Sky-You are right I didnt...sue me.
Aaron-Sky what did you say...
Sky-Nothing dont worry about it. Now what are we gonna do with Mofo and his fat ass...cause i dont fancy staying in here all day and night drawing on him...theres more important and funnier things to do.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:32:35 GMT -5
Sky/ "Aaron... what are you doing?"
Aaron/ "I'm gonna tie this bitch to the roof of a car!"
Moments later Sky and Aaron are looking at Mofo tied to the hood of someones car.
Sky/ "So.... Who's car is this?"
Aaron/ "I think it belongs to Tweeks..."
Sky/ "Ah he won't care."
Aaron/ "I think he'll find it sadisticly funny and wake Mofo up and have a little joy ride... And for Tweeks it'll be one hell of a joy ride to see Mofo scream his colored up face off! So uhh... Sky... What now? haha."
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:32:47 GMT -5
Sky grinned at Aaron and grabbed him and gave him a quick kiss before running back into the building...she got to the door and stopped and yelled to Aaron.
Sky-Well now you gotta fcount to 10 and then come and find me!
With that Sky ran off into the arena building and ran off down the hall looking for somewhere to hide. She found another one of those crawl spaces and she crawled back just far enough to be completely out of site..she figured it would take Aaron ages to find her and she just sat in the hallway waiting for Aaron to more than likely walk by. She giggled a little to herself and she quickly shut up when she heard footsteps.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:32:57 GMT -5
Aaron walks around the building looking almost everywhere. So far he's checked his locker room and Mofo's just incase she decided to hide in there... So far its been about a half hour and no luck yet. Aaron walks through the hallways now checking for her. He sees a bunch of crates and checks behind them looking carefully... He walks down the hall a little further and then suddenly a hand reaches out and grabs his leg. Aaron starts to scream like a little girl and then looks down at his leg.
Aaron/ "You bitch!"
Aaron reaches down and pulls Sky out.
Aaron/ "Ah hah! found you! kinda... *cough*"
Sky/ "No! I found you! you're to dumb to find me! Took you fucking forever to walk by here."
Aaron/ "Shut up... Now its you're turn to count to 10!"
Aaron grabs Sky's hands and puts them over her eyes he runs off and shouts "No Peeking"
Aaron runs into Mofo's locker room and break open a locker... Aaron sees a bunch of stuff in there like porno magazines and condoms. Aaron gets a skitish look on his face.
Aaron/" "Ahhh definitly not in here..."
Aaron opens another locker but this one is empty. He steps inside and holds it closed.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:33:07 GMT -5
Sky started counting and when she got to Ten she shouted and began running down the hallway checking every little crawl space she could...cause knowing Aaron he would hide in the same spot she did to try and throw her off. She walked in walking into random peoples locker rooms not caring if someone was in there. She finally got to Mofos locker room 15 minutes later. She looked around and was about ready to leave when she heard a tiny noise coming from one of the lockers. She went towards them and began opening each one over and over again. She finally got to one towards the end and tried to open it but it was like it was jamed she pulled and pulled and before long she got it open and there Aaron was staring at her. Sky grinned.
Sky-Found ya!
Aaron-AHH!
Sky-Didnt think to check lockers in other locker rooms...didnt think you were that small...damn i mean if your penis was really as big as yoy like to claim thenhell that would have been the only thing that would have fit.
Aaron-Hey Fuck you!
Sky-Some day....maybe!
Sky laughed and Pulled Aaron out of the locker.
Sky-Your turn!! What the fuck are we gonna do now?!
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:33:23 GMT -5
Aaron digs into his pocket.
Aaron/ "Well we blow all this Mofo money..."
Sky/ "Oooer! Buy me stuff!"
Aaron/ "Damn females!"
Sky/ "Hey!"
Sky hits Aaron along his chest lightly.
Aaron/ "Kidding... I dunno what to do... We could play dress up and scare pedestrians but that works better at night... So maybe we go shopping around a little bit and then wait for awhile? We could get food or or uhhh... I dunno... Do you want to wait until night time? If we do that we can grab our stuff and maybe a bit more then that and then chill around..."
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:33:44 GMT -5
Sky-No Iw ant you to buy me stuff!!
Aaron-Where?!
Sky-I dont know!
Aaron-Well you gotta know!
Sky-Ok we shall go shopping and play dress up and scare people.
Aaron-But its more fun at night
Sky-So...I got an idea. Lets make a deal.
Aaron-Well I guess that really depends.
Sky-Ok We will go shopping and try things on....You pick out something I should wear...and I'll pick something I think you should wear.
Aaron-Fine Deal!
Sky-You are in trouble now!
Sky grabbed Aarons arm and ran out of Mofos locker room and ran out to Aarons Truck. She jumped in the driverds seat and waited for Aaron to get in the truck. She reached into his pocket for the second time that night and grabbed his keys. she started up the truck and sped off out of the parking lot. She pulled up in a random department store parking lot. They stepped out of the car and Sky hooked Aarons keys on to her jeans pocket and her and Aaron walked into the store.
Sky-Ok lets split up. You find something and I find something....whatever it is you have to wear it.
Aaron-Oh this should be fun...meet over at the ladies dressing room in 10 minutes.
Aaron-Aww only 10 minutes?
Sky-Just go.
With that the two split up. Sky ran over and grabbed a pair of really nasty and ugly sweat pants and a red and white flannel shirt. She grabbed a truckers cap and put it on her head. She found a pair of sneakers that she knew Aaron wouldnt like and she took everything over ot the ladies dressing room. Aaron was no where to be found yet. She sighed and waited for him to appear.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:33:59 GMT -5
Aaron comes back with old retro high heels in his left hand holding both by the shoe. It has a pricetag on it and obviously didnt come with a box. He has a scary little pig mask wrapped around his neck and he's carrying some tapperd jeans and a plain white t-shirt. Aaron stops and smirks.
Aaron/ "Is that what you got for me?! COOL!"
Aaron has a big smirk on his face
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:34:10 GMT -5
Sky smiled and nodded. She looked at what he had in his hands for her and hs elaughed a little.
Sky-Wow...Nothing what I expected...I thought I dug myself in a deeper hole then what you got yourself into.
Aaron-Nah..Now try this shit on bitch!
Sky-You try this shit on!"
Aaron-Ok well I gotta go to my side.
Sky-No you dont...get in here.
Sky grabbed Aaron by his collar and pulled him into the womens dressing room she threw him in the room and handed him all the stuff she had gotten. He handed what he had to her and she walked out and shut the door and walked over to the dressing room right next to Aaron. She put on all the clothes and she put on the little pig mask and shook her head. Maybe she had gotten herself into something bad. She then walked out of the dressing room and waited for Aaaron to walk out when he walked out she laughed and he busted out laughing at her.
Sky-I really fucking hate you!
Aaron-No you dont! You fucking love me!!
Sky-No not really...damn you...You actually look good in that shit..I look horrible in this stuff!!
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:34:50 GMT -5
Aaron smiles.
Aaron/ "Yeah and you're almost as tall as I am now!"
Sky/ "Oh shut up..."
Aaron pushes Sky and she kinda falls over but Aaron holds her up.
Aaron/ "Okay okay... You don't have to wear the shoes if you don't want but you gotta keep the mask to scare people. I'm gonna find a mask for myself"
A few minutes later everything is payed for and Aaron has a Jason Vorhees mask.
Aaron/ "God dollar stores rule... Can't believe this place had EVERYTHING... this is awesome... haha."
Aaron and Sky walk out to the truck and set their shit in the back. Their wearing their normal attire at the moment. Aaron climbs into the passanger seat as Sky gets into the drivers seat.
Aaron/ "Soooo we still have shitloads of money... We don't have props yet! We need big fake sythes and plastic swords!"
A few minutes later Sky is waiting inside the truck as Aaron leaves a toy store with a bunch of plastic swords but no sythes or anything like that. Aaron puts the shit in the back of the truck and gets in. He shuts the door and cracks his knuckles. He looks over to Sky and smiles.
Aaron/ "What now?"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:35:03 GMT -5
Sky shrugs.
Sky-You tell me.
Aaron-Well thats why I asked you! Come on...I know you got to have something thought up.
Sky-Sorry Sweets cant think of anything mind is completly blank maybe its because you made me ugly!! Yes thats it.
Sky pretends to pout and she folds her arms.
Aaron-Well come on lets just go driving and we will think of something then.
Sky doesnt move she just sits there.
Aaron-Come on Sky!
Sky-Fine. Lets go. But I so hope you know you have lost more points than you have gained here Mister! I expected you to dress me like a skank instead you dress me like god knows what.
Aaron-You wanted me to dress you like a skank?
Sky-Fuck no are you insane?!
Aaron-Come on Sky...You dont look bad...I like the way you look.
Sky-You would...
Aaron-Are you seriously freakin mad at me.
Sky-*laughing* gotcha bitch!
Aaron-Oh My God! You hoe!
Sky-Dont you wish...
With that Sky put the truck in reverse and headed out. A few minutes later she pulled into a parking lot and shut off the car.
Aaron-What are we doin?
Sky-Waiting.
Aaron-For?!
Sky-Nighttime.
Aaron-Thats not really for another hour or so.
Sky-Your point?
Aaron-Well Im just sayin....
Sky-Look its funier to scare people at night then during the day right?
Aaron-Right?
Sky-So we shall wait til its dark and then go.
Aaron-Ok...
Sky shook her head and rolled her eyes. She lifted the pig mask up so she could breath better and she looked in the rear view mirror and rolled her eyes...she would have rather dressed like the skank...though she wasnt gonna say a word. She then slammed her head into the steering wheel causing the horn to beep. Aaron gave her a funny look but she didnt take her head off the steering wheel.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:35:14 GMT -5
Aaron eyes her oddly until she takes her head off the horn a bunch of people start staring at her as she has the mask on her head. Aaron starts giggling as she looks over at him with a dirty look.
Aaron/ "Sorry! I'll put my mask on too!"
Aaron slips on his mask and smiles through it.
Aaron/ "Better?"
Sky/ "No!"
Aaron pouts and folds his arms.
Aaron/ "So just wait here huh?"
Sky/ "Yeah.."
Aaron/ "So hows life?"
Sky/ "This is going to be a long long night..."
A few hours later Aaron is trying to pick his nose through his mask but its not working. Sky watches him and kinda giggles.
Sky/ "Dumbass."
Aaron/ "Yeah..."
Aaron looks at the sky... not Sky but the SKY! heh... Anyways its night time and its perfect scaring hour.
Aaron/ "You ready punk?"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:35:25 GMT -5
Sky-Whatever...lets do this.
Sky and Aaron both open the doors to the car and Sky grabs the keys and puts them in her pocket. She goes around to the back of the Truck where Aaron is unloading their plastic swords. He throws one to Sky and she catches it. Before he gets out of the back of the truck Sky pokes him with the sword in the chest he glared at her and poked her in the boob with his. She gave him an evil look and "grrrrd" under her breath. Aaron smiled and jumped out of the back of the truck. They looked at everyone in front of them and waited until someone good came along. Suddenly a man in a buisness suit was walking by and heading to the parking lot right next to the one Sky and Aaron were parked in. They looked at each other and nodded before running over and poking the man with their swords and screaming and saying random things. The man screamed like a bitch girl and Sky looked down and saw that he had pissed himself. She let him go past her and he ran straight for his car. Sky laughed and so did Aaron. The next person to come along was a group of 20 something year old girls who looked as if they had been clubbing and they for the most part seemed drunk off their ass. Sky ran up to them and screamed at them.
Sky-Dont drink and drive fuckin skanky ass hoes!
Aaron came up behind Sky and began swinging his sword like mad. The woman ran off screaming and stumbiling in random directions scattering like ants. Sky sighed. She then turned and looked at Aaron lifting up her mask.
Sky-This is almost too easy...kinda takes the fun out of it....Got any ideas on how to make this more fun?
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:35:36 GMT -5
Aaron looks at Sky and rolls his eyes.
Aaron/ "Well I dunno... This does kinda suck. But it is pretty funny to cause Chaos... Actually I got an idea... kind of illigal and dangerous... Hopefully no cops are around."
Aaron climbs into the back of the truck. Moments later they are driving down the freeway as Aaron is sort of standing and crouching at the same time holding on the the ledge. He's screaming random shit and he has the sword raised in the air. He gives a couple old ladies the finger. Sky watches him in the rear view mirror and laughs to herself as Aarons in the back shouting at people. Sky turns off the freeway and goes down a couple blocks as Aaron screams at random people. She pulls over real quick and Aaron flies to his left and hits the back of the truck cause she stopped quick. Aaron bends down and opens up the window and pokes her in the side.
Aaron/ "Your not supposed to stop that fast!"
Sky/ "Sue me!"
Aaron climbs out of the car and opens up the passanger door and climbs in.
Aaron/ "We should go to a hotel! And recreate the shining!!!"
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