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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 4:48:14 GMT -5
Sky pouted a little bit and stuck her tongue out at Aaron. He just grinned at her before starting the truck and backing out heading off down the road.
Sky Madden-You really are a bitch you k now that?!
Aaron Masters-Um yeah sure...But you know you are my bitch!
Sky Madden-I so am not! Yous my bitch!
Aaron Masters-We are each others bitches! There that settles that!
Sky Madden-Fine! Jerk face!
Aaron Masters-Hey Now! You wanna have fun or not?!
Sky Madden-I am having fun...picking on you loser of course.
Aaron just rolled his eyes and Sky grinned at him before turning on the radio and changing the station looking for something good. She couldnt find anything so she turned it off and sighed and leaned back in the seat and stayed quiet looking out the window until they got to the Sex Shop. Aaron parked in the parking lot and grinned.
Aaron Masters-We seem to be here!
Sky Madden-Yessum...god damn I definitly am driving next! You drive slower then my grandma used to!
Aaron Masters-No I dont! I think I drive rather nicely...and unless your grandma was a race car driver she aint got shit on me!
Sky Madden-I got tons of shit on you!
Aaron went to say something else but Sky put her finger on his lips and slid it off when shse knew Aaron would be quiet.
Sky Madden-Look if we stay out here waaaaayyyyy too long they are gonna get suspicious.
Aaron Masters-Probably we are just too horny peoples and we couldnt wait to buy our kinky fun stuff...Im sure it happens all the time...of course you know...while we are here we might as well bu-
Sky Madden-No! Get that thought out of your head right now! Now come on focus here...whats the masterful plan genious?!
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:26:53 GMT -5
Aaron/ "Well lets start by walking through the front door genious!"
Aaron pulls down the dash door thinger and pulls out two pairs of glasses. One are like 60's glasses and the others a tinted red shades. Aaron drops the the glasses on Sky's lap.. There heart shaped. Aaron slips on his glasses and looks over at Sky and smiles.
Sky/ "No!.."
Aaron/ "Come on they'll look sexy on you!"
Sky/ "NO!!"
Aaron/ "Sky...."
10 minutes and bitchings later Aaron and Sky are in the shop walking around. Sky IS wearing the glasses.
Sky/ "You dick."
Aaron/ "You know you love the glasses."
Sky/ "Fuck you."
Aaron walks over to a wall with a bunch of dildo's hanging off of them in a package... Aaron grabs a green one and turns to Sky and smiles and starts shaking it.
Sky/ "You pervert!"
Aaron smiles and puts it back on... The owner of the shop keeps eyeing the two. Aaron watches him nervously look at him and Sky... Aaron walks over to Sky and puts his hand on the small of her back slighty pushing her forward... They stop infront of the cashier.. Aaron has his right hand in his pocket he stands infront of the owner as Sky reaches into her pocket. They both have the rubber duckies in there and it looks like they have a gun. The owners eye's widen and he takes a deep gasp of air.
Aaron/ "Hands up niglet!"
The owner puts his hands in the air and starts jittering.
Aaron/ "Now we want all of your porno movies and playtoys in a big black plastic bag! now!"
He starts shuffling around nervously and goes into the back... Aaron and sky wait for about two minutes...
Sky/ "Aaron... I have a bad bad feeling about this.."
Suddenly the Owner comes out with a shotgun and pumps it
Aaron/ "Oh.... Shit.."
Owner/ "You'll never take my porno videos!"
Aaron takes out the rubber duck and chucks it at the owner and both of them run out the door before the Owner shoots off a blank. Aaron and Sky run into the truck and Aaron starts it up and they take off.
Aaron/ "That was fun!"
Aaron looks over at Sky... She has a frightend look on her face.
Aaron/ "What a little bit to much rush for you punk!?"
Aaron takes off Sky's glasses for her and sets the down on the dash...
Aaron/ "You okay?"
Aaron laughs at Sky continueing down... He is heading for the liqour store.
Aaron/ "You don't think he seen my licence plate did you?"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:27:16 GMT -5
Sky looked at Aaron with a dirty look.
Sky-No I really dont! You nearly got me killed! Thats a lovely first date!
Aaron-Oh Come on....it was a blank..He really wasnt gonna kill us.
Sky-I dont care Aaron...you nearly killed me! You better fuckin buy me something good at the store!
Aaron-Ok...sure what would you like?
Sky-I really dont care...just get something...I dont want to get drunk though.
Aaron-Aww please...please..
Sky-No...I dont like bein drunk I tend to do something stupid.
Aaron-And thats wrong because?!
Sky-Because it is.
Aaron pulled up outside the Liquor Store and parked the truck.
Aaron-Come on tell me what you want...
Sky-Hmmm....You know....I dont want to drink all of a sudden,..I think nearly being killed ruined that. So umm lets go mess with some shit...or hell play with fireworks...I dont care just something that isnt going to get me killed. I value my life currently so please odnt get me killed...Because you know you are more likely to get laid then well if you got me killed...because then you'd never get none...cause obviously no girls would want you.
Aaron-Well I will be sure to remember that and I promise I wont get you killed.
Sky-That sounds good. Lets do the fireworks!
Aaron-ALright...I already have plenty in the back under that blanket so We are good to go!
Sky-That sounds good. So drive and lets find a nice place to shoot them off!
Aaron-Yes Ma'am!
Aaron put the truck in reverse and backed out of the Liquor store parking lot and he speeded off in god knows what direction.
Sky-Where the fuck are we going?!
Aaron-I dont know! Where do you want to go?!
Sky-I dont care...Hey lets go back to the arena...and shoot the fireworks off the roof...it'll be fun!
Aaron-If thats what you want...lets go!
Aaron sped off in the direction of the WWEA arena. They pulled up in the parking lot and got out of the Truck. Aaron walked around to the back and picked up the blanket and handed it to Sky. She looked at him funny but hten realized he had more than one blanket she grinned as he grabbed the other one and made sure to wrap teh fireworks up nicely inside. The two headed inside and snuck into the emergency stairway to the roof. They ran up the stairs and eventually got all teh way to the roof. They rushed out the door and onto the roof panting from walking up all the stairs they had to run up. Sky watched as Aaron laid the blanket down and un raveled it and she stared at the fireworks before doing exactly what he did.
Sky-So pick your poison...its your turn to pick. I dont know about you but I like the big ones...though it would be nice to save those for last.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:27:56 GMT -5
The scene switches to inside the arena in mofo's locker room. Steve is inside sipping on a cup of coffee. its quiet... it stays like that for several moments. Seconds later a big bang goes off and Mofo spills his coffee.
Steve/ "What the fuck was that!?"
Aaron and Sky are on the roof. Aaron looks at Sky and smiles... He has a bunch set up in a big row on the roof. all of the fuses have yet to be lit. Aaron hands Sky his zippo and smiles.
Aaron/ "Love... light them off for me?"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:28:19 GMT -5
Sky takes the zippo and crouches next to the line of big bottle rockets. She has the zippo lit. She lights all of them in a line and runs over to Aaron and stops dead infront of him and turns around with a big smile on her face. The ones on the left set off first and all go into the air after the one beside them does. They all go off in order making loud noises and funny colors. And a shitload of smoke and jet trails.
Aaron/ "I got shitloads of little ones... I know exactly what I want to do with them too..."
Sky/ "Oh?"
Aaron/ "We're going inside and were gonna shoot people in the ass with them. Like this..."
Aaron walks over to the pile of little ones and picks one up.
Aaron/ "Now kiddies this is a perfect way to burn yourself!"
Aaron lites it and aims it at Sky. Sky's eyes widen as it rockets at here making a high pitched whistling sound. It explodes by its feet and makes a small poping sound... Sky shreecks and looks at Aaron with a ticked off look.
Sky/ "You fucking asshole!"
Aaron/ "It was just a deminstration! Now you know what we're doing!"
Sky/ "Fuck you!"
Aaron/ "Maybe later."
Sky/ "Not literally!"
Aaron grabs a bunch of them and puts them in his hoodie pocket... Both Aaron and Sky are still wearing the bandana's across their noses like cowboys... Same with the hats. Sky has a trucker hat and Aaron has an elastic baseball cap. He wears it backwards. Aaron looks back at Sky and fixes his sun glasses up.
Aaron/ "Help me out here?"
Sky walks over to the pile and takes a couple and puts them in her pocket.
Aaron/ "Derrr... Its a hot day out you don't wanna do that..."
Sky takes em out of her pocket and carries them. Aaron walks over to the door that leads into the arena and opens it. He and Sky walk down the stairs.
Sky/ "This should be entertaining!"
Aaron/ "You know it!"
Aaron and Sky get down to the bottom of the stares and they both push open the door and walk through the hallways. Aaron stops infront of Tweeks locker room and stands there with a smile on his face... Of course... you can't see it because of the bandana... Aaron crouches by Tweeks locker room and opens it slighty... He peers in and sees Tweeks in there headbanging to some music. Aaron smirks and sets down the fire works. Sky crouches down behind him and leans up agaisnt his back so she can see what happens. Aaron aims one directly at Tweeks ass and lites it. He holds it in place and lets go timing it perfectly. It flies in and hits Tweeks and drops to the ground and lites off. Tweeks turns around with a big "What the fuck look but doesnt see Aaron and Sky... Aaron lights off a big pack of fire crackers. Tweeks sees them land in the middle of the floor by his feet. He runs and dives behind his couch screaming "Grenad-ah!" It sets off making a bunch of crackling noises and explosions. Tweeks covers his head and starts screaming "DAMN VEITKONG BASTERDS! THERE HERE TO TAKE OVER THE WWEA! OH MY GOD!" Aaron and Sky laugh their asses off and take the firstworks and run down the hallway running away from Tweeks who will probably be hiding behind his couch for the rest of the night.
Aaron ducks behind a crate and grabs Sky and pulls her beside him and starts cracking up.
Aaron/ "Damn veit-kong basterds! Oh my god!"
Aaron holds his stomach laughing as does Sky... They calm down a little bit and sit there...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:28:35 GMT -5
Sky had calmed down enough where she could stop laughing...She looked over at Aaron and smiled...he couldnt see it underneath her bandana but something told her he was smiling to she shook her head and peeked out to see if anyone was looking for them. When she saw noone she quickly leaned back in.
Sky-No one is out there...the coast is clear.
Aaron-Ok..You go out first.
Sky-I planned on it.
Sky crawled out and stood up dusting off her pants. When Aaron crawled out he began dusting off her ass. Sky turned around and looked at him.
Aaron-What?! I was just trying to help!
Sky-You just wanted to touch my ass!
Aaron-So thats not a crime! Plus I really was trying to help you.
Sky-Yeah...Ok I'll let it slide this once. But you know we still got some more fireworks.
Aaron-No we don-
Sky reached in her hoodie pocket and pulled out a small handful of fireworks. Aaron looked at her shocked. She just grinned and shut his mouth with her hand.
Aaron-I thought I told you not to put those there! Thats really dangerous!!
Sky-Since when have I ever listened to you?!
Aaron went to say something but thought against it because of course he knew he wasnt going to win this arguement.
Sky-So I figured we should make one more stop.
Aaron-Oh really...and where to?
Sky-Well follow me and you'll see.
Sky grabbed Aarons hand and began dragging him off down the hallway. They walked and walked until the stood outside of someones locker room. There was a name on the door and it read 'Mofo Steve Bradley'. Aarons eyes got big and sky giggled before bending down and opening the door a crack. The two peeked their head inside and saw Mofo sitting on a couch watching some TV. Sky made sure to hold the fireworks at the end and she turned around and reached in Aarons pocket pulling out his Zippo. She opened it up and and let the flame go she aimed the fireworks at the base of Mofos feet She lit the fireworks and let them go at the right time. They all went off right at the base of his feet. He jumped up and started doing what looked like a little dance. Sky giggled and it made Mofo look at the door he saw the two adn thier eyes got big and they poked their head out of hte door and got up and ran. Sjky lost track of Aaron...he was faster then her and while she was running she felt an arm grab her and she was pulled behind some big crates. Of course the space was small and when she had finally realized what had happened she was looking straight at Aaron. They must havent even been 2 feet apart. Sky took off her bandana. It was really hot and she looked at Aaron and then around the crawl space. She went to say something but Aaron stopped her.
Aaron-Shhhh he will be coming and we cant give away our position.
Sky-Right...and Im sure this "position" was never planned....
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:28:46 GMT -5
Aaron flicks off his hat and leave in the ground and unties his Bandana. Behind Sky Aaron can see Mofo standing there.. But not looking directly at them. Aaron pulls Sky right up agaisnt him and cuffs her mouth so she can't talk. Aaron watches Mofo look around with a ticked look on his face.
Steve/ "Aaron I'm gonna rip you're head off!"
Sky*wispering in Aarons ear* "Oh shit! You are so dead haha!"
Steve walks by a bit and down the hall shouting Aarons name... Aaron pushes Sky back and then puts his boot on her chest and nudges her out of the hidey hole... Sky falls onto her ass and then she looks at Aaron with a pissed off type look as Aaron crawls out and stands up on his feet.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:28:58 GMT -5
Sky stayed on the floor still giving Aaron the dirty look she was giving him before. He just looked at her and laughed. She took off her hat and threw it at him smacking him right in the nuts with it. She hadnt meant to hit him there and Aaron dropped on is knees. Sky quickly got up and cupped her hands over her mouth. She walked over and leaned down next to him.
Sky-Oh My god! I didnt mean to hit you there...are you alright?!
Aaron-*in pain* I will be...it didnt hurt that bad good thing it was a hat.
Sky helped aaron up and after a couple seconds off him leaning against the wall he was better and he stood up straight. Just then Sky looked over Aarons shoulder and saw Steve. Her eyes got big and she pushed Aaron back into the crawl space. She stood in front of it and Mofo came to her. With her not having her hat and bandamna on she looked a lot different so Steve didnt even recognize her.
Steve-Have you seen Aaron Masters running around here?
Sky-Who now?!
Steve-Aaron Masters! Im gonna kill that little prick! I dont know who the fuck he was with but Im gonna kill them too!
Sky-Im sorry but I dont know where he is...Oh wait now I do! I think I saw him and some other person run b ack towards the stairs to the roof! Maybe if you hurry you can trap them on the roof!
Steve quickly ran off not even thanking Sky for helping him. She turned around and reached in the crawl space and grabbed Aarons arm before pulling him out and letting his ass land on the floor like he had done to her just a few moments before.
Sky-Paybacks a bitch!
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:29:10 GMT -5
Aaron rolls his eyes before getting back up.
Aaron/ "Going to the roof now is he?"
Aaron puts on a big goofy smile as Sky laughs
Sky/ "Oh my god what are you doing?"
Aaron grabs Sky by the arm and chases after Steve. they turn a few corners and the see Steve close the door leading up to the stairs. Aaron starts giggling like a gradeschool girl and runs up to the door and locks it. A clicking noise can be heard from Mofo's position. Aaron can hear a bunch of footsteps running down towards the door. Suddenly a big clunk is heard and the door raddles. Steve is eventually banging on the door.
Steve/ "AARON YOU PEICE OF SHIT!"
Aaron/ "I love you man! Say hello to the crows for me bro! I LEFT A BLANKET UP THERE FOR YOU INCASE YOU GET COLD AT NIGHT!"
Aaron peels over and starts laughing his ass off. After a moment or two he stops and looks over at Sky.
Aaron/ "I got a really really good idea... it involves you and me but its kinda dirty.."
Sky/ "No!"
Aaron/ "In the ventalation shaft!"
Sky/ "Wha... Wha.. WHAT?! you perver"
Aaron/ "Spying on people in the ventalation shaft! come on I'll jump up there real quick and then I'll pull you up!"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:29:56 GMT -5
Sky rolled her eyes and nodded her head. Aaron grinned at her before jumping up and taking off the cage like thing to the ventelation shaft he threw it in a random direction before he jumped up again and crawled inside. Once he was inside he turned around and looked down and held his hands out. Sky jumped up and Aaron grabbed a hold of her and pulled her up. She slid inside and moved her hair out of her face. Aaron began to crawl down the eventelation shaft and Sky crawled next to him. There was just enough room for both of them to crawl side by side and that was it. They stopped and looked down and saw Tweeks in his locker room. Of course his girlyfriend Britney was in there with him. He was telling her of his traumatic experience that occured earlier with the "gernades" and Sky and Aaron laughed a little before crawling on ward.
Sky-That was boring...Nothing we didnt know wasnt already going to happen
Aaron-Shhhh they can hear us up here you know!
Sky stuck her tongue out at Aaron before they continued to crawl onward. They stopped and looked down and saw Luke Schlosser in his locker room pacing around. Sky grinned and yelled down.
Sky-Hi Luke!!!
Aaron got wide eyed and pushed her backwards before ducking down. Luke looked up at the Ventilation shaft and when he saw no one he shook his head as if the voice he heard he was imagining had talked to him. Sky covered her hand over her mouth from laughing and Aaron rolled his eyes before he checked down to make sure the coast was clear before him and Sky crawled onward.
Sky-*whispering sarcastically* oh yeah this is a blasty blast...Come on theres gotta be something more fun about this.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:30:13 GMT -5
Aaron/ "Im pretty sure the next room down is the Vansen locker room! there's gotta be some weird shit goin on in there!"
Sky giggles and Luke quickly looks at the ceiling and grabs a mop. He walks directly under the shaft. He lunges the mop right into the shalf and puts a hole through it the mop end is directly infront of Aarons face
Luke/ "Damn mice!"
Luke puts the mop down and walks back over to his couch. Aaron looks over at Sky freakishly
Aaron/ "He almost impaled my head!"
Sky/ "Aaron on a stick!"
Aaron/ "Oooh! you'd love that wouldnt you!"
Sky elbows Aaron in the ribs and they continue to crawl onward. Sure enough they peer down and the next room is the Vansen room. Hade is punching what apears to be one of those blowup clown things. Aaron looks over at Sky and giggles.
Aaron/ "I told you something interesting would be happening!"
Suddenly the whole NEA group comes into the locker room and then Hade quits punching the clown blowup doll. He turns around as Dante and him start talking. Aaron starts crawling some more... Suddenly the vent starts to fold under both of their weight.
Sky/ "Oh god!"
Aaron/ "Its all your fault fat ass! we're screwed!"
Sky/ "Me fat ass?!"
Everyone looks up at the vent. Aaron grabs Skys mouth and she grabs his.
Dante/ "What... the fuck?"
Hade/ "Damn mice!"
The vent starts caving in again and both Aaron and Sky start to cringe each time a noise is made. The vent finally gives in and Sky and Aaron both fall to the ground. They both land side by side on the carpet. A big hole is in the roof.
Hade/ "AH! Big Mice!"
Aaron jumps up to his feet and pulls Sky with him and looks over at Kurt Angle and Barbarian remembering that he recently video taped them duck taped together and letting midgets have their way with them. Aaron points and screams at them
Aaron/ "MIDGET MOLSTERS!"
Aaron runs at the door and kicks it open and drags Sky along with him. They run down the hallways as quick as they can.
Aaron/ "Told you it would get interesting!"
Sky/ "You never said falling through the damn vent was in the agenda!"
Aaron/ "It wasnt!"
Aaron runs into his locker room and dives behind the the couch and Sky shuts the door. Sky then runs over to the couch and dives over it too. Both Aaron and Sky are covering their heads.
Aaron/ "NEA is gonna kill me... Their the WWEA mafia! ah!"
Sky/ "They must think you heard their plan to take over the world!"
Aaron takes his hands off of his head and peers over at the door catiously.
Aaron/ "I don't think they are coming.... Well that was interesting..."
Aaron stands up and walks over to his duffel bag and pulls out two pillows... He throws up at Sky and she catches it.
Aaron/ "I declair pillow war upon thee!"
Sky/ "What?"
Aaron smokes Sky across the face with his pillow. She stumbles backwards and looks at him with a pissed off look.
Sky/ "You random fucker!"
Aaron/ "Come on bitch bring it on! I'm so gonna own your ace in a pillow fight fashion!"
Sky/ "Arnt you kinda worried that Hade or someone is gonna walk through the door!?"
Aaron/ "No cause we'll beat them silly with a pillow!"
Aaron smokes Sky across the face again with the pillow.. She looks back at him again looking ticked off like last time
Sky/ "Oh that is it! THAT is it!"
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:30:28 GMT -5
Sky glares and whacked Aaron upside the face with the pillow. He goes to hit her again and she ducks it and hits him in the knees with the pillow.. He leaned over for a second before bending up and smacking Sky in the stomach with the pillow the continue the fight for a few more minutes evenly matched until Sky smacks Aaron just hard enough to knock him down on his ass. She hit him in the face and he fell backwards. She thought she had kncked him out cold cause he was looking that way. She walked over to him and lifted his head up and placed her pillow under his head. She grinned.
Sky-Nighty Night Aaron!
Aaron-Nighty Night Sky!
Aaron quickly got up and whacked Sky with his pillow she flew backwards and fell against the hall. She held her head.
Sky-Ouchies...that hurt you douche!
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:30:39 GMT -5
Aaron/ "Oh I'm sowwie? How in the hell do you think you're gonna do in the paddle on a poll if you can't take this heat?"
Sky runs at Aaron with the pillow over her head. She swings and Aaron ducks behind her and grabs her by the waist from behind.
Aaron/ "Ah hah you blow!"
Aaron pushes Sky forward and hits her lightly in the ass with the tip of his foot.
Sky turns around all offended like with her jaw dropped. Aaron smirks and then preps himself. Sky drops the pillow and starts trying to smack him but Aaron shields himself with the pillow. But then she takes the pillow away from him. Aaron looks at sky with an "OH SHIT" expression right before she viciously clonks him over the head with it.
Aaron/ "Good thing pillows don't hurt!"
Sky/ "Your right!"
Sky drops the pillow and smacks Aaron across the face
Sky/ "Thats for tapping my bum!"
Aaron rubs his cheek a little and looks at her and pushes her onto his couch.
Aaron/ "Bitch."
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:31:36 GMT -5
Sky got another shocked look across her face. She instanly stood up from the couch and went to smack Aaron again. He held his hands up sheilding himself and Sky stopped.
Aaron-Ok Ok Im sorry that just hurt!
Sky-Good! Call me a bitch again in that manner and it will hurt a whole hell of a lot worse! Got it?
Aaron-Yes Sir..I m ean Ma'am.
Sky rolls her eyes and she thinks hard about hitting Aaron again but she just rolls her eyes and slumps back down on the couch. Aaron grins at her and walks over with his arms open expecting a hug...what he got instead was Skys shoe in his chest. She pushed him backwards almost knocking him across the whole room. She stuck her tongue out at him.
Aaron-Bitch!
Sky glared and stood up and started walking towards him about ready to hit him again.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:31:47 GMT -5
Aaron cringes as Sky walks over to him with a ticked off look. Suddenly Aarons door is opened in a rude fashion. Its Mofo with a bright red face. Aaron turns around as Sky stops and looks at a steaming Mofo. No pun intended...
Aaron/ "Get the pillows!"
Aaron and Sky grab a pillow off the ground and run over to Mofo and start pelting him with them. Steve gets backed into a corner and gets nailed about a million times. He falls onto his ass. Aaron drags Steve out of the corner and rolls him onto his stomach. He grabs Mofo in a headlock.
Aaron/ "Tie his legs! TIE HIS LEGS!"
Sky emtpies the pillow case and ties it around Mofo's legs as tight as she can. Aaron then rolled Steve onto his back and hit him right between the eyes really hard. Aaron then ties Mofo's hands together with another pillow case. Aaron leans Mofo up agaisnt the wall. He sits cross legged infront of Mofo. Aaron the pulls out a permanint marker... Sky comes over and sits next to Aaron.
Aaron/ "Wanna draw?"
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