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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:35:58 GMT -5
cene goes back to the arena parking lot where all the wrestlers and VIPs and athletes...and well, you get the point park. A few wrestlers like Deshun Michaels, Matt Hardy, Jeff Jarrett, and Savio Vega are seen talking to each other as it goes to Tweeks truck where MoFo is tied up to the roof. MoFo wakes up, finally after about 3 hours of laying in that weird posistion. He coughs as a bunch of spit comes out of his mouth and he drolls down his cheek. He lets out a big "ugggghhhhhh".
MoFo: What a bad dream.
MoFo then closes his eyes, but like a split second later his eyes widen right up like he's instantly awake.
MoFo: What the fuck?
He looks around his surroundings. Seeing the London Arena right infront of him. He then shakes his head, not getting mad for some odd reason.
MoFo: Man, that was a weird fucking orgy.
TBCB...Whoever...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:36:10 GMT -5
Meanwhile...back at where ever the hell Aaron and Sky had gotten off to..They were still discussing the hotel...
Sky-Ok Sure why not....question...um What the hell hapens in the shining.
Aaron-Does it Matter...its in a hotel! Lets go! Drive Bitch Drive!
Sky poked Aaron in the side and slammed on the gas the Truck sped forward and off down the road Sky pulled up outside the hotel and slammed on the breaks not giving Aaron a warning and his head smacked into the dash Sky laughed and Aaron leaned up rubbing his forehead. Sky got out of the car and walked over to the passenger door she turned and faced the door and as she did Aaron opened it and she was standing too close and he whacked her right in the nose with it. Sky began to hold her nose and Aaron didnt notice until after he got out of the car. Sky removed her hand from her nose for a second and then looked at her hand. There was blood. Great a bloody nose.
Sky-Aaron Oh My god! Look what you did! Ouchies...that really hurt you dick!
Aaron-I didnt mean to you shouldnt have stood so close to the door. COme on inside...lets get you cleaned up.
Aaron lead Sky into the hotel and she continued to hold her nose. The clerk at the desk looked at them oddly for a moment as Aaron lead Sky into the mens room. The clerks mouth dropped and she instantly walked out from behind the desk. She leaned against the door. All she heard was a lot of muffled noises which sounded a lot different then what they really were. Sky was mainly yelping in pain as Aaron continued to touch her nose where it hurt. Which she thought was on purpose.
Sky-Aaron watch where your hand goes!
There was a loud bang and the store clerk got wide eyed. She then proceeded to bang on the door. The room got quiet for a moment and Aaron opened it a crack.
Clerk Lady-Sir this may be a hotel...but if you and your lady friend want to continue the sharades then get a room!
Aaron-Huh?
Lady Clerk-This is a mens room...women arent allowed.
Aaron-Oh you see i busted her nose and Im just trying to help her.
Lady Clerk-Didnt sound like that to me.
Sky stumbled to the door behind Aaron and just for laughs she squeezed his ass. His eyes got big and he turned around and looked at her for a second. The Clerk Lady cleared her throat and Sky giggled. Her nose had finally stopped bleeding and was feeling a little better. She moved Aaron out of the doorway and she headed out of the bathroom.
Sky-Sorry Ma'am...It wont happen again...you see I have this bathroom fetish and you see my abusive hillbilly boyfriend here got a little angry at me before arriving here...i heard your bathrooms were lovely places so i just had to see for myself...and well the abuse just made it that much more fun...What can I say I like it rough.
The ladies mouth dropped and Aaron seemed just as shocked. Sky just shrugged and walked over to a chair in the lobby and grabbed a magazine sitting down and beginning to flip through the pages.
TBCB....do i really have to say?
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:37:01 GMT -5
Aaron walks over to Sky and sits down beside her and crosses his legs.
Aaron/ "*laughs* lets get out of here punk. I' kinda wanna go back to the arena."
Sky/ "But, but, but!"
Aaron/ "Come on I got some stuff we can do there."
Sky pouts and says "okay" Aaron digs into Sky's pocket and pulls out his keys and walks over to his truck starting it up. Sky and Aaron then head back towards the aren
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:37:19 GMT -5
elina is seen walking around back looking for Mofo and she looks all over the place and cant find hime and she sees some EMT's and she walk over to them in her sexy little way that she has and she starts to talk to them.
Well hellp boys! I know your busy but I was kind wondering if you 2 could help me out you see Im looking for someone and well I was hopeing you might have seen him he's kinda hurt and cant wresle but he is a huge superstar here and well have you guys seen Mofo?
Both EMT's smile at Melina while checking her out a bit and then one starts to speak.
EMT#1 Well Im sorry Melina I havent seen him and well we both have been here allnight so I dont think he is here
Melina: Well that sucks! I was hopeing to have a little talk with him!
EMT#2 Well sorry we couldnt help but since you here and were huge fans would you sighn this Mag of yours for us!
Melina: Sure why not I guess I will make someone happy tonite lol as she sighns it and wonders where Mofo is!
TBC BY ANYONE NO ATTACKS...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:37:33 GMT -5
Back outside the arena, in the parking lot, MoFo is still tied up to Tweeks roof of his truck. MoFo has his head down, his forehead touching the roof of the car. He hears a door open as he looks up as a man, probably in his early 20's comes walking down the steps. He's wearing an Aaron Master's t-shirt...Which can't be good news for MoFo. The guy heads for the gate, which probably means the House Show is over.
MoFo: Hey! Hey you!
The fan turns around. He has an excited expression on his face.
Fan: Oh my fucking God! It's MoFo Steve Bradley! I was just watching this inside the arena and I thought this was all just another storyline. Wow, can't believe it was real.
MoFo: Yeah it was. Can you do me a favor and pull out my cell phone, it's in my right pocket.
Fan: Sure thing, dude.
The fan reaches into MoFo's pocket and pulls out a very fancy, T'Mobile phone out of MoFo's pocket as the Fan pockets it and runs off.
Fan: Ha! Ha! Fucker!
MoFo: Hey! You little asshole! I'll get you for this! You and those two bitches!
Another man comes out of the door.
MoFo: Hey. Soundstage guy. Can you go get Melina for me?
Soundstage Guy: Holy shit, Steve. You gotta stop going to those crazy ass fucking orgies man.
MoFo: Yeah, yeah. It wasn't that. It was Aaron Masters and his pet bitch, Sky Madden. Go get her quick!
TBCB Melina...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:37:48 GMT -5
After posseing for the EMT's and flirting a little a man comes over and tells Melina that he found Mofo and he wants to see her so she goes with him and she is in shock when they find him tied up!
OMG Mofo what the hell happend to you? Let me untie you you look like shit! I hope your ok and well who did this to you? I bet there is going to be hell to pay now!
TBC...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:38:01 GMT -5
Aaron and Sky are dressed in their regular clothes now. There just entering the underground parking lot. The lights of Aarons truck is on and it shines down the ramp. Melina looks over and as does Mofo. Aaron drives all the way down and parks the car in the arena. Both Sky and Aaron are eyeing Mofo and Melina.
Aaron/ "Ooooh she's messing with the wrong person.."
Sky/ "Persons!"
Aaron/ "What are you my partner in crime now?"
Sky/ "Haven't I always been?"
Aaron/ "Until you fucked off."
Sky/ "Well you fucked off first."
Aaron/ "True... Pick your weapon.. I want the wooden sword..."
Sky/ "I dont want the plastic one!"
Aaron/ "To bad."
Sky/ "You said I could pick!"
Aaron/ "I lied."
Sky/ "Dick!"
Aaron turns the keys and shuts the engine off. He hops out of the car and as does. Sky. Sky walks over to Melina and Melina looks over at Sky with a cerious look.
Melina/ "Hi guys!"
Suddenly Sky clubs Melina over the head with the plastic sword and keeps doing it. Mofo is untied and Aaron is beating on him with a stick. Mofo is trying to block the sword with his hands. Aaron breaks the sword over Mofo's forarm. Mofo grabs his arm in pain and starts cussing. Aaron looks at the end of his sword.
Aaron/ "Oh shit..."
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:38:11 GMT -5
MoFo then looks up and sees that Aaron sword is broke. MoFo has a huge, psychotic smile on his face as he starts walking towards Aaron as Aaron starts walking backwards.
MoFo: You think that you can fuck with me? Oh no, you can't. I am a 4 time WWEA World Champ. What are you? A one? Pleeeease. You got nothing on me, you little asshole. I'm gonna fuck you up, and send you back to the hole you were in for two years. You, Aaron Masters, and your little legacy here in WWEA are dea-
MoFo doesn't finish the sentence as trips on a stick, as the stick rolls out under him as hefalls, and hits his head on a rock and is knocked out once again. Aaron looks up at Sky.
Sky: Shit yourself?
Aaron: Close.
TBCB Aaron or Sky.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:38:21 GMT -5
Sky looked down on the ground at Mofo and Melina. She then looked at Aaron and threw the plastic sword down on the ground. She grinned and he did too.
Sky-Now How am I supposed to get this silicon stuffed bitch up here on to this truck?!
Aaron-You fuckin whiny ass weakling.
Sky-Fuck you!
Aaron-Later...right now we got a bit of work to do.
Sky-Keep fuckin dreamin.
Sky rolled her eyes and watched as Aaron put Mofo back on the roof of the car. He then came over and helped Sky lift Melina up on the roof next to Mofo. They then went to work tieing the two together and down on top of the truck. Aaron jumped out of the back of the truck and just to be nice he helped Sky out too.
Sky-Didnt need your help there.
Aaron-Fine! Thats the last time Im nice to you!
Sky-I hate you...
Aaron-Liar!
Sky-Whatever!
Aaron-I got another Idea!
Sky-What is it?!
Aaron-I dont want those two bitches on the roof to hear.
Sky-Whisper it!
So Aaron leaned over and whispered his next genious plan in Skys ear she smiled and nodded as he told her. Once he was finished Sky walked over and picked up the plastic sword throwing it to Aaron. He caught it and she picked up the broken wooden one and they headed inside the arena. They walked down the hall and headed to Tweeks locker room. They knocked on the door and Tweeks opened it and in the back you could see Britney standing inside.
Tweeks-AHH! We dont want any more!!
Aaron-Calm down..We are not gonna harm you!
Tweeks-I see those blunt objects! You dont fool me!
Sky-We just came to tell you guys that Melina and Mofo seem to be stuck sexcually together on the roof of your truck!
Tweeks eyes got big and Britney looked a bit shocked. Sky just smiled.
Sky-We are here to help you get them off. So lets go!
Aaron grabbed Tweeks and dragged himd own the hall to the parking lot. Sky did the same for Britney and they marched onward to the parking lot.
TBCB....Devo...i believe...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:38:34 GMT -5
The group now approach the truck. Aaron and Sky look at eachother. And smile. Aaron grabs Tweeks by the shoulder and trips him up. He tapes Tweeks hands behind his back as quick as he can. Britney looking shocked knows whats next. Sky grabs her and trips her onto the ground and ties her up.
Tweeks/ "Aaron! What the shit! Did the Aliens probe you!? They did! And you liked it! You liked them probing your ass you gay gay person!"
Aaron rolls his eyes. Moments later Britney and Tweeks are in the truck. And Aaron has a blow torch. Aaron rolls down the windows a little bit so they can get some air in the truck. And then Aaron blow torches the doors shut and smiles.
Aaron/ "That was fun!"
Aaron knocks on the windows and smiles
Aaron/ "Hey Vaughn!"
Brit gives Aaron a dirty look. But Aaron can't help but smile. He looks up at Mofo who is starting to come to.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:39:17 GMT -5
Sky watched as Mofo started to come to. She saw Aaron was watching too. Melina was yelling at the two and Sky gave her the finger before grabbing Aaron by the arm and dragging him into the building. She ran down the hallway still holding on to Aaron. She ran down straight to WWEAs cafeteria area and she let go of Aarons arm and ran over and jumped on top of one of the tables. She then laid down on the table. Aaron walked over and just sat down and he poked Sky on the stomach.
Aaron-What are we doing down here.
Sky-I dont know I guess I just felt like coming down here.
Aaron-You hungry cause I gotta tell you the food here sucks.
Sky-No Im not hungry...I just figured it was a good place to go. Not to mention Mofo was coming to a nd all he would have done is bitched and besides if they would have figured out how to untie themselves we would be so dead.
Aaron-But we had weapons!
Sky-Bad weapons they wouldnt have done much. By the way I realized why I came here....if they do get untied...you think they are really gonna be smart enough to think we are in the cafeteria?
Aaron-I guess not.
Sky-Exactly...What can I say Im a fuckin genious.
Aaron-I dont believe that.
Sky gave Aaron a dirty look and she turned over on her side not facing him. When he didnt say anything Sky sighed and closed her eyes. Before she knew it she had fallen asleep.
TBCB....Devo...i believe...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:39:28 GMT -5
Aaron walks over to the other side of the table eventually and realizes Sky has falled asleep. He doesnt bug her but instead walks over to where the cheifs make their shitty food. He takes a bandana out of his pocket and walks over to the spegetti and takes a hand full of it. He lays the bandana on the counter and drops the spegetti in there. He looks around at the variety of shit he can put in there. He finds mashed potato's and beans and a whole bunch of other shit and kinda slops it into his... bandana. He ties all this shit up into a ball and then he washes his hands and takes off down the hallway with the stuff in his hand.
He goes down to the parking lot where Mofo is once again face down on the truck. He sees Aaron and he knows that could really suck in a few seconds here. Aaron climbs onto the back of the car and crouches and is now eye level with with Mofo. Everybody is now watching Aaron. Aaron smiles holding the bandana.
Steve/ "Uhh Aaron dude.... What... What are you doing?"
Aaron unties the bandana and turns it over and plops it on Steve's head. Aaron smiles and runs away as Steve starts yelling a whole bunch of things at Aaron.
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:39:38 GMT -5
Sky laid on the table still asleep. She rolled over a little but it was a little too much and she fell right off the table nearly knocking her head against the concrete floor. She instantly woke up and stood up. She expected Aaron to be sitting at the table or on the floor laughing. But he wasnt. He was no where to be found. Sky got a puzzled look on her face. She shrugged her shoulders and sat back down on the top of the table. She tried to think about what the hell Aaron could be when out from behind her someone tickled her in the ribs. She turned around and saw it was Aaron smiling.
Sky-Where the fuck did you go?!
Aaron-I had a present to deliever.
Sky-And you delievered it without me?
Aaron-You were sleeping!
Sky-No I wasnt....just resting my eyes.
Aaron-Sure....
Sky rolled her eyes and muttered udner her breath "..im gonna give you a present" and she walked over to the food she got a bowl and piled anything she could in it before walking back over to the table and sitting back down. She started to pretend like she was gonna actually eat it.
Aaron-Eww how in the fuck you gonna eat that shit?!
Sky-*smiling* Im not.
Aaron gave her a confused look before his eyes got wide and he realized what she was going to do. But before he could stop it Sky flicked it on him and watched it run down his face and Tshirt. She busted out laughing. Aaron glared at her and got up.
Aaron-Oh you are gonna get it!
Sky got wide eyed as Aaron got up to get some food. She quickly ran out of the cafeteria and off down the hallway looking for some place to hide. She saw the NEA locker room ahead and she opened the door and walked straight inside. No one was around and she quickly took a dive underneath Eddie Rabbitts desk and just waited.
TBCB....Devo...i believe...
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:39:49 GMT -5
Aaron took off his shirt and whiped his face on the clean side. He dips it in the pasta and now its all ubber greesy. He walks off and jogs down the hall and starts looking at the locker room doors and behind crates as such. He approached Eddie Rabbits office and notices the door is open. Aaron walks inside and looks around. He looks over at the desk and walks behind it and peers down at Sky and blinks. Sky shuts her eyes and covers her face knowing whats coming. Aaron gently sits down cross leggeded infront of her. Sky peeks out to see what he's doing and notices that he's just sitting there with a messed up shirt. Aaron suddenly grabs Skys left hand and moves it away from her face. She shreeqs and starts bumping her elbows and head agaisnt the back and sides of the inner desk. Aaron starts to rub his greesy shirt everywhere on Sky. He stops and puts the shirt on the desk and smiles.
Aaron/ "Paybacks a bitch."
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Post by z0mbi3 on Jan 30, 2009 5:40:02 GMT -5
Sky sat underneath thedesk shocked. She had just dumped it on him. She hadnt gotten it entirely everywhere. She looked at Aaron still shocked he laughed at her.
Sky-Yes I know...and you are a bitch!!
Aaron-Thats you!
Sky-Fuck you!
Aaron-Right now?
Sky-Fuck no...you think after you pour nasty shit on me that Im gonna want to fuck you...why dont you go fuck yourself!
Aaron-I cant do that! Its too hard!! Dont you think if I could I wouldnt need chicks.
Sky-True...Now help me out of here. I dont want the NEA coming back cause if we are in here again they might just kill us!
Aaron-Why do you worry so much? They aint gonna find us! Probably out gang banging each other.
Sky crawled out from underneath the desk and sat down Eddie Rabbitts office chair. She looked at Aaron still on the ground and he jumped up and sat on her lap.
Sky-You fat ass! You're crushing me!
Aaron-Yeah so...thats the point?!
Aaron started bouncing and Sky pushed him off of her and he went face forwad smacking his head on the desk. Sky cracked up laughing so much she fell out of the chair. She was holding her sides and still laughing when she realized Aaron was standing over her holding his head. She stopped laughing but you could tell by the smile on her face she still wanted to laugh.
Sky-Help me up Bitch!
Sky held her hand up to see if Aaron would help her up or not. He gave her and evil glare and Sky stuck her tongue out at him still holding her hand up.
TBCB....Devo...i believe...
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